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James Harvey
12-02-2001, 03:00 PM
Welcome to the third installment of the Funny Quotes! Remember to keep the quotes in the PG or they will be deleted:

http://wf.toonzone.net/funnyquotes/3.jpg

Enjoy!
Stinky Cat
12-02-2001, 04:14 PM
old man:whats wrong with you dan??
dan:i wounder what that thing is!!
Maxie Zeus
12-02-2001, 08:37 PM
"Check it out, Joe. 'Bully!'"

"Sorry, Everett. The glasses and the hat alone don't do it. You need a moustache and teeth to pull off a first-class Teddy Roosevelt imitation."
Lady Iapetus
12-02-2001, 10:37 PM
Man 1: C'mon, Joe, look at me!
Man 2: Not until you take off that dumb hat.
Failure
12-03-2001, 02:30 PM
Hatman: Give me $50!

Guy 2: Why?

Hatman: Remember that time I saved your life?

Guy 2: No! I tripped and landed amonst a bunch of wild bunnies.

Hatman: I remember it like it was yesterday... the rabbits had that evil look in their eyes, I could sense it...

Guy 2: (thinking) Geez, this is what I get for getting drunk and running out in high heels... I shoulda let those bunnies take me when I had the chance...
freakboy86
12-03-2001, 10:59 PM
A] (thinking) "My God! Even with my face turned away his breath still burns my nose hairs!"

B] "I'm telling you Bob, if you look hard enough you can actually see the audiance watching our movie!"
BourgeoisBuffoon
12-04-2001, 08:35 PM
GUY CLOSER TO VIEWER: Hey...why are we in this strange little box? And in black and white?

...okay, lamest one yet....:D
Roman Legion
12-04-2001, 10:08 PM
GUY #1: "What are you gonna do Herman?! You can't go out there! They'll *know* it was you! They'll *know* it for certain!"

GUY: #2: "Mmnnnyeeeeesss, that's my inten-sh'n. Let thyem just *see* what I'm capable of, hmm?" (Evil chuckle)

--Romey
Joe Tully
12-10-2001, 10:22 PM
Guy in glasses: I warned you not to drink my experimental "make-your-head-really-huge" potion!

Guy 2: I know, but this way I'm......extra dramatic!
Trent Lane
12-12-2001, 09:52 AM
Closest Guy: Geez, Slugworth, that's the worst disguise yet! You know the rules, no entrance into the Chocolate Factory for you...

See if you can top the sadness of that! :cool:
Fish
12-12-2001, 02:34 PM
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Man in background:
"You didn't get the joke?? Well let me explain it to you...

Man in front:
"dude *sigh* You make my toenails curl!!





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Singin' Stray Cat
12-12-2001, 02:40 PM
"What do you, the viewers at home, think?"

(Ha! Is that the wimpiest comment ever? If not, I think it came close... :D )
Alaskanbullworm
12-13-2001, 11:16 PM
Man w/glasses: "This curled up hat makes me look superior. He he he."

Other man: "Does anybody have a bat?"
Lepodactylous Man
12-15-2001, 01:10 AM
thats not a knife....
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