Oliver and Company:My Version

[Zerla]

WARNING:MAY MAKE YOU PEE YOUR PANTS LAUGHING

In New York City, the same city Bin Laden hates, were free kittens.

Kitten #1: Do'th!
Kitten #2:That boy ain't right!
Kitten #3 Dorks!
Kitten:All your base are belong to us!

Then, a ritch man came.

Mister Burns:I'll buy all the cats! Expect for that one! What's his name?
Mister Smithers:Oliver, sir.
Burns: Dosen't ring a bell.

So then poor Oliver was alone.

Singer:Once apon a time...
Readers:Boo!
Singer:No! I'm singing! It's a rough town....
Zerla:*puts Singer in wood chiper*
Readers:Yay!
Zerla:Shut up!
Readers:Boo!

So then a dog, by the name of Dodger came.

Dodger:I'm street smart! Let me show you how to get around!
Oliver:Gangster! Gangster!
Dodger:I'm no gangster! Watch me!

So then Dodger went to a sausage stand and stole a sausage. The Sausage man was actulley John Kerry.

John Kerry:I was in Vietnam! Get away! I hate you!

Then Dodger went away.

John Kerry:Come back! I love you! I'll give you a sausage.
John Edwards:Can I have a sausage?
John Kerry:*gives John Edwards a sausage*
John Edwards:Bark! Bark!
John Kerry:Good boy!

To be continued.....