Zerla
03-03-2005, 06:30 PM
In the not too distant future,
Way down in Deep 13
Dr. Forrester and TV's Frank,
Were hatching an evil scheme
They hired a temp by the name of Mike,
Just a regular joe they didn't like
Their experiment needed a good test case,
So they conked him on the noggin,
And they shot him into space!
MIKE NELSON: Get! Me! DOOOOOOWN!
TV's FRANK: We'll send him cheezy movies, the worst we can find!
DR. FORRESTER and FRANK: La, la, la!
DR. FORRESTER: He'll have to sit and watch them all, and we'll monitor his mind!
DR. FORRESTER and FRANK: La, la, la!
Now keep in mind Mike can't control where the movies begin or end
(DR. FORRESTER and FRANK: La, la, la!)
He'll try to keep his sanity with the help of his robot friends.
Robot roll call!
CAMBOT: Show yourself!
GYPSY: I'm not ready!
TOM SERVO: Hi-ho-there!
CROOOW: That's one O!
If you're wondering how he eats and breathes and other science facts
(DR. FORRESTER and FRANK: La, la, la!)
Just repeat to yourself, It's just a show, I should really just relax
For Mystery Science Theater 3000!
CROW:So Mike, are you ready?
MIKE:Ready for what?
CROW:You know.
MIKE:I don't know.
TOM:He dosen't know?
*just then FRANK AND DR FORRESTER COME IN*
DR FORRESTER:Frank, tell them thier fanfic.
FRANK:It's Spongebob Meets the Simpsons which stars Spongebob Squarepants and the Simpsons!
*siren goes off*
CROW,TOM AND MIKE:ITS FANFIC SIGN!
Way down in Deep 13
Dr. Forrester and TV's Frank,
Were hatching an evil scheme
They hired a temp by the name of Mike,
Just a regular joe they didn't like
Their experiment needed a good test case,
So they conked him on the noggin,
And they shot him into space!
MIKE NELSON: Get! Me! DOOOOOOWN!
TV's FRANK: We'll send him cheezy movies, the worst we can find!
DR. FORRESTER and FRANK: La, la, la!
DR. FORRESTER: He'll have to sit and watch them all, and we'll monitor his mind!
DR. FORRESTER and FRANK: La, la, la!
Now keep in mind Mike can't control where the movies begin or end
(DR. FORRESTER and FRANK: La, la, la!)
He'll try to keep his sanity with the help of his robot friends.
Robot roll call!
CAMBOT: Show yourself!
GYPSY: I'm not ready!
TOM SERVO: Hi-ho-there!
CROOOW: That's one O!
If you're wondering how he eats and breathes and other science facts
(DR. FORRESTER and FRANK: La, la, la!)
Just repeat to yourself, It's just a show, I should really just relax
For Mystery Science Theater 3000!
CROW:So Mike, are you ready?
MIKE:Ready for what?
CROW:You know.
MIKE:I don't know.
TOM:He dosen't know?
*just then FRANK AND DR FORRESTER COME IN*
DR FORRESTER:Frank, tell them thier fanfic.
FRANK:It's Spongebob Meets the Simpsons which stars Spongebob Squarepants and the Simpsons!
*siren goes off*
CROW,TOM AND MIKE:ITS FANFIC SIGN!