I like Monkeys!

[Fone Bone]

I think monkeys are neat. I like that commercial with all the monkeys in the little business suits. I forget what it's selling because I'm so enraptured by the monkeys. I think monkeys are great because they can pick things up with their toes and hang by their tails from tree. I have a stuffed monkey named Lisa and I think she is swell. The only thing I don't like about monkeys is that someday they will all take over the planet and make all of us slaves but I don't think that will be for another decade or so.

Do you like monkeys?

[ToOn~g@l]

Fone Bone have you had too much Valentines chocolates?
Anyway Yes I do like Monkeys they are funny especially when they try to hit your face against the glass. They have done that to me a few times.
I also sense that the topic of Monkey Brains from Indiana Jones in the Temple of Doom will come up soon and I am not sure why. :D

[HumanoidTyphoon]

I think monkeys are great because they can pick things up with their toes and hang by their tails from tree.psshh I can do that.

[Kury Wagner]

I heart monkeys! They're so cute. I want a spider monkey. My niece has a plush monkey that is blue and purple that her mom named Mr. Monk Monk. :anime:

[Sailor Chibi Otaku]

Monkeys. Ugh..

Cats, however. SO KAWAII!! :anime:

Monkeys=ugly.

[Fone Bone]

Fone Bone have you had too much Valentines chocolates?
Actually I haven't had any yet. I wonder make threads I'll make when I do.

[Sailor Chibi Otaku]

Now you're not making any sense!! O_O Off to the planet Zokk with you!!

All my Valentine chocolate has been eaten.

[Fone Bone]

Now you're not making any sense!! O_O Off to the planet Zokk with you!!

All my Valentine chocolate has been eaten.Well EEEEXCUUUUUSE ME for being poor. I'll mooch some choclate at my parent's house on Thursday. Meanwhile I can like monkeys for free.

[Sailor Chibi Otaku]

At least you HAVE more chocolate. I have no more. :(

I'm allergic but that doesn't stop me.

And enjoy your monkey (shine).

[Lord Dalek]

No. For I have watched 2001: A Space Odessey.

[Fone Bone]

At least you HAVE more chocolate. I have no more. :(

I'm allergic but that doesn't stop me.

And enjoy your monkey (shine).I wish I had a monkey SHRINE. I'd load it up with table scraps and have all of the ants in my apartment worship at it.

Realizes he has no ants in his apartment. Opens window.

Realizes it's February. Decides to come up with a different plan.

[Sailor Chibi Otaku]

Make a web site devoted to monkeys. That'll make you happy?

I dunno. Speaking of cold weather, I'm kinda chilly meself. *looks around* No one to wrap myself in. Crap!! :(

[Fone Bone]

Make a web site devoted to monkeys. That'll make you happy?

I dunno. Speaking of cold weather, I'm kinda chilly meself. *looks around* No one to wrap myself in. Crap!! :(I like monkeys because they don't judge you. Besides, since they fling their own poo around who are they to talk?

[Sailor Chibi Otaku]

I'll send you a helper monkey. Will that make you go into a state of euphoria?

I think they're hideous but that's just me.

[ToOn~g@l]

I like the monkey that eats the bug in the Emperors New Groove.:D

Wow that was random

[BonyT]

I think monkeys are neat. I like that commercial with all the monkeys in the little business suits.Hey Fone Bone, ever catch "Monkeyed Movies" on ... TBS, I think it was ... ? Anway, it was chimps performing scenes from, for example, Air Force One and Braveheart. Some of them were just HI-LAR-IOUS. I always hoped they'd put those out on DVD one day ... :sad:


The only thing I don't like about monkeys is that someday they will all take over the planet and make all of us slaves but I don't think that will be for another decade or so.Heh, heh. Reminds me of the Simpsons ep where Homer and Barney have been shanghaied by NASA for their "Civilian in space" program. There's a press conference to introduce them to the public, and a reporter asks if NASA officials aren't concerned about the dangers of putting civilians into space. Homer pushes the NASA spokesman aside from the podium and says, "I'll field this one. No, I don't think there's any danger, as long as they don't send us to that horrible planet of the apes. [*thinks*] Wait a minute ... Statue of Liberty ... That was OUR planet!!! [*falls to knees, beating fists on ground & crying, ala Charlton Heston*] You fools! You BLEW IT UP!!! Damn you!! Damn you all to HELL!!!"

Love that one.

[Fone Bone]

I'll send you a helper monkey. Will that make you go into a state of euphoria?

I think they're hideous but that's just me.Nah, monkeys are cute. At least the plushie ones are and they're the ones I know best.

Have you ever seen a monkey do a balancing act at the circus?

[Sailor Chibi Otaku]

Cats, CATS!! Cats are the way to go!!

I am not saying your opinion is wrong, though. :) A classi quote from Calvin and Hobbes lives in your signature. Points all around!!

Wanna know something funny? I've never been to a circus.

[Fone Bone]

Hey Fone Bone, ever catch "Monkeyed Movies" on ... TBS, I think it was ... ? Anway, it was chimps performing scenes from, for example, Air Force One and Braveheart. Some of them were just HI-LAR-IOUS. I always hoped they'd put those out on DVD one day ... :sad:
No but I think Lancelot Link: Secret Chimp is just about the greatest show ever. Anybody remember that syndicated sitcom from the eighties called "Going Bananas"? It was a pretty awful show made less awful by the fact that it starred a chimpanzee.

[Fone Bone]

Cats, CATS!! Cats are the way to go!!

I am not saying your opinion is wrong, though. :) A classi quote from Calvin and Hobbes lives in your signature. Points all around!!

Wanna know something funny? I've never been to a circus.Wanna know a secret? I broke out of one.

[Sailor Chibi Otaku]

Wanna know a secret? I broke out of one.
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

*ahem* I'm rolling and tired. An interesting mix.

[BonyT]

No but I think Lancelot Link: Secret Chimp is just about the greatest show ever.Ooh -- yeah, I had forgotten about Lancelot Link. That needs a DVD release too.

Well, trust me, if you liked Lancelot Link, you'd definitely get a charge out of Monkeyed Movies as well.

[Fone Bone]

What does rolling mean? Does it have anything to do with rolling pins? If so, how does that fit in with the topic of monkeys?

[Fone Bone]

Ooh -- yeah, I had forgotten about Lancelot Link. That needs a DVD release too.

Well, trust me, if you liked Lancelot Link, you'd definitely get a charge out of Monkeyed Movies as well.I liked the chimp on that show who did an impression of Ed Sullivan.

Nickelodeon used to air the show back when they were cool.

[Sailor Chibi Otaku]

What does rolling mean? Does it have anything to do with rolling pins? If so, how does that fit in with the topic of monkeys?
Rolling on the floor with laughter.

Good GOD it's cold!! (sorry)

[BonyT]

I liked the chimp on that show who did an impression of Ed Sullivan.

Nickelodeon used to air the show back when they were cool.Hey, I just took a quick look, and Lancelot link CAN be had on DVD -- check it out:
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/search-handle-url/index%3Ddvd%26field-keywords%3Dlancelot%252520link%26store-name%3Ddvd/103-8015952-2963003

Kinda steep, though ...

[Fone Bone]

Rolling on the floor with laughter.

Good GOD it's cold!! (sorry)Yeah, and you live in Canadia. It's practically spring in Massachusetts right now.

The only monkeys that live in Massachusettes live in the zoos. Sometimes I want to break them out of their cages and have my own personal Monkey Squadron at my command. I will have them all dress up like Stormtroopers and have their asses handed to them by Ewoks.

Edit: Thanks BonyT! But yeah, too expensive. And I just usually love monkeys for free. (Not it THAT way you sicko!)

[Sailor Chibi Otaku]

What's with adding an i to Canada?

[BonyT]

The only monkeys that live in Massachusettes live in the zoos. Sometimes I want to break them out of their cages and have my own personal Monkey Squadron at my command. I will have them all dress up like Stormtroopers and have their asses handed to them by Ewoks.Just be sure you film it. Maybe it'll resurrect "Monkeyed Movies."

[Sailor Chibi Otaku]

This is one of the most odd threads I've read here at TZed.

[BonyT]

This is one of the most odd threads I've read here at TZed.Yeah, this might get an honorable mention in that thread that used to exist on strange/funny threads. :p

[Sailor Chibi Otaku]

Oh, it'll happen..

Methinks Fone Bone needs more sleep. Or, I could be wrong.

[Fone Bone]

What's with adding an i to Canada?I like how the word Canadia sounds. I use that word when I talk to any Canadians I am friendly with. (I've known quite a few.)


This is one of the most odd threads I've read here at TZed.

What's so odd about training a monkey squadron?





Just be sure you film it. Maybe it'll resurrect "Monkeyed Movies."
Sure beats filming monkey porn.

[BonyT]

Edit: Thanks BonyT! But yeah, too expensive. And I just usually love monkeys for free. (Not it THAT way you sicko!)Heh, heh. Well, when the topic turns to free monkey love, I usually take that as a sign that it's time for me to call it a night, fellas. :)

[Sailor Chibi Otaku]

The whole THREAD is bizedzedare.

And to think, our unwritten rule up here is that we're crazy. You're.. not FROM here, are you?

[Fone Bone]

The whole THREAD is bizedzedare.

And to think, our unwritten rule up here is that we're crazy. You're.. not FROM here, are you?Kansas is a Red State. Take that as you will.

[Sailor Chibi Otaku]

As a Crazy Canuck, I am giving you the title of Honourary Canadian.

[Fone Bone]

As a Crazy Canuck, I am giving you the title of Honourary Canadian.Whoo hoo!

Wait, are there any monkeys in Canada?

[Sailor Chibi Otaku]

Yes in zoos.

Or in the wilds. You pick!!

[Fone Bone]

Heh, heh. Well, when the topic turns to free monkey love, I usually take that as a sign that it's time for me to call it a night, fellas. :)Sailor Chibi Otaku is NOT a fella she's a beautiful Canadian Lady who only thinks monkeys are ugly because she's jealous of all the lovin' monkeys get on Valentine's day.


Yes in zoos.

Or in the wilds. You pick!!
Do baboon butt cheeks turn extra red in the Canadian Winters?

[Sailor Chibi Otaku]

Sailor Chini Otaku is NOT a fella she's a beautiful Canadian Lady who only thinks monkeys are ugly because she's jealous of all the lovin' monkeys get on Valentine's day.
:o

Euhh.. *gushes*

And yes. I was quite lonely on V-Day. :sad:


Do baboon butt cheeks turn extra red in the Canadian Winters?
You know? I think they do (no joking here).

[Fone Bone]

:o

Euhh.. *gushes*

And yes. I was quite lonely on V-Day. :sad: Don't worry. I had a chaste Valentines Day as well. Want to be my Bible buddy?

You know? I think they do (no joking here).This thread got to three pages awful quick. It must be important.

[BonyT]

Sailor Chibi Otaku is NOT a fella she's a beautiful Canadian Lady who only thinks monkeys are ugly because she's jealous of all the lovin' monkeys get on Valentine's day.Oops -- make that "fellas" in the gender-inclusive sense. :)

The monkey insecurity issues however, Sailor C, I am, alas, powerless to remedy with mere words.

[Sailor Chibi Otaku]

You should see me at other forums. I'm usually known as Carlos Oliveira or Carlos. Many are surprised when I let them know I'm female.


Don't worry. I had a chaste Valentines Day as well. Want to be my Bible buddy? This thread got to three pages awful quick. It must be important.
Bible buddy? Euh.. O_o Video games, perhaps?

Dang it!! I can't find the antelope one!!

[Fone Bone]

You should see me at other forums. I'm usually known as Carlos Oliveira or Carlos. Many are surprised when I let them know I'm female.


Bible buddy? Euh.. O_o Video games, perhaps?

Dang it!! I can't find the antelope one!!Then try looking for the second.

If you can't find a second antelope look for a monkey wearing horns.

[Sailor Chibi Otaku]

"Hey, Hobbes!! Want to see an antelope?"

It is 20 after 1 AM EST. I need sleep.

[Fone Bone]

"Hey, Hobbes!! Want to see an antelope?"

It is 20 after 1 AM EST. I need sleep.Calvin: "You're not laughing."
Hobbes: "It's not funny."

I'm turning in too. Hopefully this thread won't be closed when I wake up. G'Night!

[Sailor Chibi Otaku]

See?? That strip had me in stitches!! :D

Good night to one and all!!

[BonyT]

This thread got to three pages awful quick. It must be important.Well, the monkey agenda has been supressed long enough. Now that it's finally been unleashed out into the sun and the free air by this thread, who is fool enough to stand in the way of it's onrushing torrent? No, 'tis far better, methinks, to flow along with the revolution than to be swept under by it.

Thank you, ladies and gentlemen, and goodnight. :yawn:

[Lord Dalek]

This thread is like Seinfeld.

[Sailor Chibi Otaku]

This thread has nothing to do with puffy pirate shirts!! :p


I'm turning in too. Hopefully this thread won't be closed when I wake up. G'Night!
It's morning. Still open.

[Phantasm]

I'm quite fond of chimpanzees. We do after all come from the same ancester.Plus they share almost all of our DNA.

[Conekiller]

the thread title reminds me of a funny short-story i read a while bakc titled "I like monkeys"

it involves a guy who buys 200 monkeys for real cheap at a petstore (cuz he like monkeys) takes them home and they eventually all die, so he has trouble figuring out what to do with 200 dead monkeys. It was funny.

[Fone Bone]

This thread has nothing to do with puffy pirate shirts!! :p


It's morning. Still open.YAY! Long live monkeys!







Well, the monkey agenda has been supressed long enough. Now that it's finally been unleashed out into the sun and the free air by this thread, who is fool enough to stand in the way of it's onrushing torrent? No, 'tis far better, methinks, to flow along with the revolution than to be swept under by it.
Do you think if monkeys had wings the power would corrupt them so they would turn evil like in The Wizard of Oz?

The Monkey Revolution has started!

[Sailor Chibi Otaku]

YAY! Long live monkeys!
http://www.livejournal.com/userinfo.bml?user=monkeylovin

Become a LiveJournal user and join that particular community!! :D

There's more.

[Fone Bone]

the thread title reminds me of a funny short-story i read a while bakc titled "I like monkeys"

it involves a guy who buys 200 monkeys for real cheap at a petstore (cuz he like monkeys) takes them home and they eventually all die, so he has trouble figuring out what to do with 200 dead monkeys. It was funny.Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.






http://www.livejournal.com/userinfo...ser=monkeylovin (http://www.livejournal.com/userinfo.bml?user=monkeylovin)

Become a LiveJournal user and join that particular community!! :D

There's more.
Sorry, that community looks a little too insane, even for me.

More later today.

[Sailor Chibi Otaku]

There's others. I don't plan on looking at all of 'em. :p

[Kury Wagner]

I still want a spider monkey. . . :gir:


This thread is like Seinfeld.Stupid and pointless?

[Fone Bone]

I still want a spider monkey. . . :gir: Me too.


Stupid and pointless?Hey! This is a fun thread and I'm enjoying myself. Please don't go begging to have it closed especially since you are usually so wonderful. Or the monkeys will bite you.

[Lord Dalek]

Stupid and pointless?No, it's a thread about nothing THAT RUNS FOREVER!

[Fone Bone]

There's others. I don't plan on looking at all of 'em. :pI wouldn't ask you to. Hey, my thread got moved to Is This Thing On? rather than closed! I think it's probably the longest thread ever in the forum! Hooray for Fone Bone!

[BonyT]

Do you think if monkeys had wings the power would corrupt them so they would turn evil like in The Wizard of Oz?Yes. Absolutely. Who am I to argue with classic cinema? If God had wanted monkeys to fly, He woulda given 'em wings or catapults or frequent flyer miles. I tell you, my friend, if the Monkey Revolution is to succeed, it must always remain ...

... wait for it ...

... well-grounded.

[Fone Bone]

Yes. Absolutely. Who am I to argue with classic cinema? If God had wanted monkeys to fly, He woulda given 'em wings or catapults or frequent flyer miles. I tell you, my friend, if the Monkey Revolution is to succeed, it must always remain ...

... wait for it ...

... well-grounded.Bwa ha ha ha ha!

The Monkey Revolution WILL be televised.

Is it just me or should this thread move to the Fun and Games board? I tried PMing zmanjz about it but I haven't gotten a response back yet.

[BonyT]

Bwa ha ha ha ha!Thank you! Thank you very much, folks! You're too kind!

I'm here all week!

Try the veal!



The Monkey Revolution WILL be televised.

Is it just me or should this thread move to the Fun and Games board? I tried PMing zmanjz about it but I haven't gotten a response back yet.I absolutely agree. This thread's a hoot! :)

[Fone Bone]

Thank you! Thank you very much, folks! You're too kind!

I'm here all week!

Try the veal! It's better than monkey pie.



I absolutely agree. This thread's a hoot! :)I just PMed TimTwoFace since he's one of the bigshots on the Fun and Games board but he isn't online right now. Hopefully it will be moved by this evening.

[Sailor Chibi Otaku]

I wouldn't ask you to.
Liar. :p