Any requests for the new joke signature?

[kiddiesunshine]

Anyone who remembers me a while back when I first joined this place remembers my editorials. What I did was, I went on and on about how censorship sucks. Well, I guess that got stale. Plus, I ran out of new material Since then, I've moved on to joke signatures. The first was the Evil Trix Rabbit, followed by Fruity Pebbles with Prostitutes. anything after that is a bit of a blank. I may have been drunk. Just kidding. I don't drink or anything. Later came my tribute to the 80's entitled "We are the Children of the 80's". And then came "What if Goku tried to rap?"
I try to get people involved in stuff whenever I can, so I'm asking you guys to come up with the idea for the next joke signature. I will make a new one in about a week, maybe sooner, depending on how I feel.

[Nightflower]

A mushroom walked into a bar and asked for the drink. But the bartender said "Sorry, we don't serve mushrooms here!" The mushroom protested, "But aren't I a fun guy?"

*gets boo'ed off stage*

[kiddiesunshine]

Ohhhhhh.*nervous laugh* I get it...heh heh *walks away slowly*

[Danielle]

Aaaaaawwwwww, it's okay, Nightflower. At least they're not throwing tomatoes. (This is coming from a gal who got a black eye from a rotten vegetable....or fruit......or vegetable....)

Okay, let's see....


"Are your tables too shiny? Chairs too slippery? You can fix that all, with.....toejam! Toejam can make your desks stickier, your upholstery messier....all for only $19.95!"

[kiddiesunshine]

Wait. I think we're a little confused about what's being asked here.

[Danielle]

Originally posted by kiddiesunshine
Wait. I think we're a little confused about what's being asked here.


I know. I just put that up to.........








Uh........to.......


Um, I dunno. I guess the little people in my head made me do it.... :D

So, what exactly do you mean?

[kiddiesunshine]

help me think of an idea for a funny sig.

[Lonestarr]

Here are a bunch of lines that Yakko was thinking about for a new catchphrase:

"Got any ham?"
"I feel so free."
"Don't laugh, it's paid for."
"Looks like a pump, feels like a sneaker."
"Well, slap my fanny!" (on second thought, never mind that last one; Steven wouldn't like it)

For now, I can't think of anything else.

[DR. BELCH]

--I like to go with song lyrics and quotes from TV shows. I can dig you up a Simpsons or a Daria quote no problem. But if you want original material...let's see....

*"What is it with identifying stiffs by their dental records? If you don't know who the guy is, how are you going to know the name of his dentist?"

*" 'When they made him they broke the mold.' Isn't that kind of an insult? I mean, if the guy's so good, why didn't they save the mold and make more? Seems you'd want to keep the good ones, and break the molds on guys like Hitler and Stalin and Carrot Top."

*"Why do they call it a titmouse when it neither has breasts nor is a rodent?"

*"What is it with bank service charges? I'm overdrawn, so now they're punishing me by charging me more money. If I wasn't broke, I wouldn't be overdrawn to begin with, now would I?"

*"I firmly believe fat is a closed, self-recycling system, like water or air. You ever notice when you go on a diet that works, exercise a little, and start dropping weight, every ounce you lose magically appears on the waistlines of everyone around you?"


Personally I liked the Tiny Toons theme sig...that was yours, right?

[Joe Tully]

Just write

*Tickle Tickle Tickle*

Tickling always makes people laugh.

[kiddiesunshine]

oh, yeah! the tiny toons sig was mine also. funny stuff btw!

[Bird Boy]

Originally posted by Nightflower
A mushroom walked into a bar and asked for the drink. But the bartender said "Sorry, we don't serve mushrooms here!" The mushroom protested, "But aren't I a fun guy?"

*gets boo'ed off stage*

I find that funny...dunno why..but I do....lol :D

-BB

[Lonestarr]

Okay, this one time, me and my friend were in Moscow and there was this play that I really wanted to see. So I grabbed her hand and started running. She stopped and said "You should really slow down." I responded, "Why? Everyone else is 'Russian' around here."