WORLD'S FINEST - Funny Quote #39: "I'm Going To Find Someone Who Loves Me!"

[Stu]

Roses are red, violents are blue, this Valentines Funny Quote brought to you by Stu!


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Rules:

Keep it clean. Like a pretty DVD grab. And shut up, I know I've used it before...again. I love my DVDs :D

No distasteful subjects otherwise you'll never get your beloved B'wanna Beast back! Ever.

No foul language. It's not allowed on Toon Zone, and if Bird Boy saw it here, he'd shout at me in bold orange text. Do you want to here him shout at your favourite mod? No? Then zip the lip twip.

No mocking this really silly text colour. Bird Boy demanded I do it, OK?

And since I promised I'd do it, Last Week's Funny Quote (http://forums.toonzone.net/showthread.php?t=133555) DCU No Prize winner is, please, hold your suspence....


styl92!

I think he deserved a prize for his great achievement! And since I give out the DC equvilant to No Prize's I'm giving him one.... we need to give a real name to the DC no prize. HELP! :o

Enjoy your funny quote folks! :)

[paulie]

MM: I wanted the green one....but these will do.

[FunTurtle]

MM: Alright, are we gonna do this or what?

Batman: Yeah. *turns to camera* Cut to commercial...NOW!

[Tobias]

MM: Batman, can we please find the car, already? These vending machine prizes are heavy.

Batman: Patience, J'onn, we'll find it.... Wow, this parking lot is huge, isn't it?

[Fone Bone]

J'onn: Check out THESE guns, ladies!

[Silverbolt]

Batman---ewww ah ewww ah, and that ladies is how you do the bat-tootise.

Hawkgirl---I never thought that I would say this, but get us out of here J'onn, Bats is starting to scare me.

WW--I think I'll go too. First the singing and now this, you know I use to think that he was the ultimate male.

J'onn--It will only be a moment ladies. So, do you think heros that are bold enough to dress in underwear, suspenders and a cape are sexy?

Hawkgirl -you know I think we'll walk. Thanks anyway.

WW--Speak for yourself, I would find such a hero intriguing.

J'onn--At last something to do on the watch tower other then make up excuses as to why Flash, Booster, and Elongated Man can't go on missions.

[creativerealms]

J'onn "Thanks for the lessions Bruce they really worked."

Batman "Yeah you stole Wonder Woman from me and Hawkgirl from John. Good job.

[Silverbolt]

Everyone looks on in horror as Batman is forced by Circee to play the air keyboard and sing the Backstreet Boys greatest hits in order to save Superman from the horror of spending the rest of his days as a rooster.

[VivatGrendel]

Batman - "I don't see any lava.... What are you talking about?"

Seconds later...

"Man, I gotta remember that trick. Well, that and, learn mind control."

[TimTwoFace]

MM: "So, uh, Bruce, where do you want me to put these life-like latex mannequins?"

Batman: "Uhhhh..."

Robin (off screen): "Again with the mannequins? Damn it Bruce, I thought Alfred said you were finished with these fetishes. You still have that thing going on at the aquarium too, I bet!"

Batman: "Uhhhhh..."

[Style]

Batman: Bat-senses Tingling! I sense that there is something terribly wrong nearby!

J'onn: You're telling me! (Snatches up WW and HG) Diana has gained 10 pounds, and Shayera 15.

Batman: Thanks for the info! I owe you 20 bucks! Diana, I'm afraid I can't see you anymore.

Wonderwoman: Pig!

J'onn: I'm off collect 50 bucks from John Stewart. See ya later!

[DLM]

Batman: And the worst part is, I went to DC land and all I got was a damn T-shirt!

OR

Batman: o/~ Do the Monster Mash! ~\o

OR

Wonder Woman: Thanks for saving us but keep it below the gold stripes Greenguy!

OR

Batman: "Ok I dont' care how angry you gals are... all aliens, earthly and otherwise scram! I see the INS coming!"

[Yarharhar]

Batman: Suurrrre...an invisible jet is a great idea, until it breaks.

[MrTuesday]

We now look through the eyes of Superman

Batman: CLARK! It's not what it looks like! We're not having a 4-way, I swear! They were.... CHOKING! Yeah, choking, that's right. J'ohn was just giving them the ... double Heimlich Manuver! Yeah, that's the ticket.

Wonder Woman: He's not buying it, Bruce.

[Spidey2099]

Batman: Um, J'onn, you might want to get out of the tower more often. You're really looking a little co-dependent there...


----------------------------[Take Two]----------------------------

Batman: Everybody stop! What was that?

Wonder Woman: What was what?

Batman: I think B'wanna Beast is hiding in those bushes...

Wonder Woman and Hawkgirl: Hold us J'onn!!

J'onn: :cool:


----------------------------[Take Three]----------------------------


Batman: Alright, the base is going to be heavily guarded. I'll grapple to the roof and enter through the skylight on the left wing, while you phase...through...



...J'onn, for the fifth time this week, we're on a mission. Please put down the Mattel® 72" Wonder Woman and Hawkgirl dolls.



J'onn: I can't. As soon as I do, I just know Flash will swoop by and steal them.

[Sue]

Batman: Hmmm, maybe I should get a costume like J'onn's...

[lostrune]

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J'onn: "I got my special limited edition life-size realdoll JLU action figures. You better hurry, Bruce, before the fanboys swipe all the stock."

Batman: "Damn! In these matters, I'm no match for them. At all. Right about now, help would be good!"

[Spidey2099]

----------------------------Take Four----------------------------

Batman: Alright, that's the plan. You ready to move out, J'onn?


...J'onn? *Turns around to look*

J'onn: Full-out Martian Battle Mode! I've got a mace in one hand and an Amazon in the other! No one can stop me now!

Batman: Oh geez. :rolleyes2 Forget I said anything. Let's just go...

[Tobias]

(This scene happens prior to the first JLU episode)

Batman: Alright, into the Phantom Zone with the two of you. Shayera for betraying us, and Diana for being a major-"

WW: WAIT! Can't we plea bargain?

J'onn: For what?

HG: We saw Flash trying to hook up with a girl by saying he's 'tight' with Bruce Wayne!

Batman: Let them go, J'onn. Find Flash, he's going to spend the next fourteen episodes in the Phantom Zone. While he's gone, mindwipe Nightwing and put him in Wally's costume, and we'll kill two birds with one stone.

[Mynd Hed]

Bats: Hey, kids! Try Chix™, the 5'8" candy bar with cookies, caramel, and a wrapper that looks like your favorite superheroine!

MM: Two for me, none for you!

[Legionaire]

Save the DC Babes! Collect the whole set!

[J'onn -- well, I've got season one covered.]

[Merlin Missy]

J'onn: I've got mine. Are you ready?

Batman: *looks around* Hold on, I know I stashed Lois and Selina around here somewhere.

OR

Hawkgirl: I don't know about this.

Wonder Woman: Guys, are you sure this is a typical "team building" exercise?

Batman: Trust me.

J'onn: ...


MM:)

[Yarharhar]

MM: What's your guess?
Batman: With or without mace?
MM: With mace.
Batman: Hawkgirl
MM: Correct. Hawkgirl indeed weighs more.

[adoptedBatpuppy]

J'onn: Hey, Bats, look who I found!

Batman: Not them again, I have spent all morning trying to get away from those two.

Wonder Woman: Hey! I thougth you liked me!

[Silverbolt]

MM: What's your guess?
Batman: With or without mace?
MM: With mace.
Batman: Hawkgirl
MM: Correct. Hawkgirl indeed weighs more.
Actually even with the mace WW probably weighs more since she's taller, and Hawkgirl naturally would have to have somewhat of a light weight bone/muscle structure for her wings to actually function properly.

[Anthonynotes]

WONDER WOMAN: (Sigh) Let me guess---the writers threw this in to satisfy their sicko fanboyish fantasies. Need I remind you I've been able to fly on my own for the past 20 years now?

HAWKGIRL: Same here. (Pauses, while the two get out from J'onn's grasp) Say, what *did* you do with that old invisible jet of yours, anyway?

WONDER WOMAN: Well...

(Cut to: the front of a Jewel supermarket in Chicago; we see the jet's mounted on a spring-like device with a sign in front reading: "Ride the Invisible Jet---25 cents")

(back to WW)

WONDER WOMAN: Well, it was either *that* or sell it to an airline. And given their problems lately, the supermarket frankly was offering more money...

[Fatneck]

Actually even with the mace WW probably weighs more since she's taller, and Hawkgirl naturally would have to have somewhat of a light weight bone/muscle structure for her wings to actually function properly. But she has granny arms, that should add about 20 pounds.

[SuperChicken]

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MM:Calm DOWN Kal-El. I'm nearly done setting up my life-size JLU chess-set. Trust me - it's worth the wait.

or
MM: Wait up Bruce -- I have enough Martian-Man-hugs for everyone!

Bats: D'oh!

[Mynd Hed]

MM: Wait up Bruce -- I have enough Martian-Man-hugs for everyone!

*snort* Good one! (-:

[stwasm]

Tonight's episode of "Justice League Unlimited" is sponsored by Cialis.

[lostrune]

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Batman: ?????????????

HG and WW: "Batman! Look out behind you!"

J'onn: "Gotta catch 'em all... gotta catch 'em all... gotta catch 'em all...."

[Conekiller]

Batman: When I said "we'll pick the girls up at 8" that's NOT what I meant!

[Kylewayne]

Roses are red, violents are blue, this Valentines Funny Quote brought to you by Stu!


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Enjoy your funny quote folks! :)
WW & HG: Hurry up Batman! Our feet are killing us!

J'onn: I cannot hold them like this forever...

Batman: Last time I let Diana talk me into letting her fly us in her invisible jet...

HG: I think we parked it 50 feet to our left...

Batman: Riiiihgt

[Outlander00]

J'onn: "Where's yours??"

Bats: "Shut up!"

[Beat]

MM- I'm not sharing.

Batman- I can't face them alone. Come on...

MM- It took me all day to get them out of the crane machine!

[Nin-Nin69]

Batman: Here's your ultimatium, Bruce Timm. Give me back my old show or else I'm going to sing Thriller by M. Jackson for the remaining filler of this epiosde.

Girls: No don't do it!

*Batman starts to dance*

[Style]

Batman: There used to be a greying tower alone on the sea,


Youuuuuu became, the light on the dark side of me.


Loooove remained, a drug that's the high and not the pill.


But did ya know,


That when it snows,


My eyes become a large, and


The Light that you shine can be seen?


Bay-Bee!


I compare you to a kiss from rose on the grey!


Ooh,


The more I get of you the stranger it feels,


Yeah,


Yeah!


And now that your rose is in bloom,


a light hits the gloom on the grey.


WW: ...We should have never talked Batman into Karioke night.

MM: Why do you think I moved it out of the Watchtower and into this large, empty, non-descript field?

[Yarharhar]

MM: Fine, if I have to stay in the watchtower all day, then I'm taking the ladies too!
Batman: That wasn't part of the deal!

[Anime 51]

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MARS NEEDS WOMEN!

[Tobias]

J'onn: Diana, Shayera, please, it's ONLY a mouse!

Batman: Mice are a superstisious and cowardly lot...

[adoptedBatpuppy]

Very funny, Tobias

[PaQ]

Batman: You didn't ask if I wanted to be carried.

MM: I didn't realize you'd let me.

Batman: *huff*

MM: They're pretty light.. Enough room left for you Bruce. :wink:

Batman: Yay!

[Mynd Hed]

Batman: ...and when there was only one set of footprints, that's when Martian Manhunter carried them.
That's all for now. Tune in next week for another heartwarming episode of Story Hour with Batman and Friends.