Worst Thing Cartman has done [Archive]

Fone Bone

02-01-2005, 12:41 AM

Cartman:

I Question your Author-it-ta!

(Then whacks everyone with his billy club)

(That's the worst he's ever done).

:coyote:
Have you even WATCHED South Park past the second season?:shrug:

I'd have to go with making Scott Tenorman eat his parents. Exterminating the Jews is a close second, but if we're honest we know he wouldn't be successful in the first place.

Zyzzybalubah

02-01-2005, 12:53 AM

Have you even WATCHED South Park past the second season?:shrug:

I'd have to go with making Scott Tenorman eat his parents. Exterminating the Jews is a close second, but if we're honest we know he wouldn't be successful in the first place.
You put it perfectly, I agree with those two moments. I couldn't believe how horrible that Scott Tenorman incident was, I almost cried. :sweat:

Other moments, which Cartman hasn't been offensive, but just flat-out disgusting: Getting close to Michael Jackson, drinking "sea monkeys" "through a hose," and "red rocket." All funny moments, but ew. :D

Anyone00

02-01-2005, 01:07 AM

What would you say was the worst think Eric Cartman has done?
Parental chillie(sp?).

Sandoz

02-01-2005, 01:09 AM

Definitely what he did to Scott Tenerman. His attempt at exterminating the Jews was of course awful, but he didn't even come close to succeeding. In "Scott Tenorman Must Die" he arranges the killing of two people, steals their corpses, grinds their bodies into meat and serves human chilli to the victims' son. It was a great twist ending, but pretty awful and disturbing when you think about it.

TnAdct1

02-01-2005, 01:11 AM

I went with his plan to trick Butters into thinking a meteorite has hit Earth just so he can take his place when Kyle goes to Casa Bonita.

As for why I didn't vote for the Scott Tenorman incident: IMO, what Scott did to Cartman (even though he is a brat to the others) was downright mean, and he deserved some sort of punishment for his action. While the whole "chili made out parents" thing is overdoing the punishment (and Cartman does go WAY too far by licking Scott's tears after learning the truth), the fact that Scott was the one who started gave Cartman a good reason to extort some sort of revenge.

Juu-kuchi

02-01-2005, 01:25 AM

I went with his plan to trick Butters into thinking a meteorite has hit Earth just so he can take his place when Kyle goes to Casa Bonita. I'd agree with that as well.

bluedeucedodge

02-01-2005, 01:39 AM

Harley Quinn

02-01-2005, 01:43 AM

I'd agree with that as well.
Then why haven't you voted for it yet?

I voted Attempting to Exterminate the Jewish Population. How he started imitating Hitler was just too much.

DarT

02-01-2005, 01:46 AM

Definitely the "Serve Scott Tenorman chili with his parents." one... that one was terrible...

Classic Speedy

02-01-2005, 01:51 AM

Telling one of the dirtiest jokes I've ever heard (about a family carnival act), and ending without any sort of punchline.

I think the video is internet only, though correct me if I'm wrong. And I'm not linking to it- it's quite disgusting (and frankly, not something I needed to hear).

Stewie

02-01-2005, 03:16 AM

For me to say it again would be repetitive.

I'd have to go with making Scott Tenorman eat his parents. Exterminating the Jews is a close second, but if we're honest we know he wouldn't be successful in the first place.

Jave

02-01-2005, 07:40 AM

I haven't seen "Scott Tenorman Must Die", so I went with using Kenny's death to lift the ban on stem cell research.

Alex Toon

02-01-2005, 08:19 AM

What about "Kyle's Mom is a B--ch" with extra cursing being sung infront of Kyle's mom?

Luna

02-01-2005, 08:57 AM

I'd have to agree that the worst thing Cartman did was in "Scott Tenorman Must Die"....His actions in "Passion of the Jew" come close,but seeing as he didn't succeed in doing anything awful there...

Kryten

02-01-2005, 09:41 AM

I think trying to organize a second Holocaust ("The Passion of the Jew") trumps that.

Botman

02-01-2005, 09:58 AM

I voted the episode where Cartman pretended to be mentally handicapped in order to compete in the Special Olympics.

I had a job running the computer lab at a special-needs summer camp, so this one hit too close to home.

He may have lost, but the scenes in the first half didn't make up for it.

Majin_Megabyte

02-01-2005, 12:20 PM

Nothing can top what he did in the Nambla. He led the boys to a terrble spot of almost getting suduce by old people.

TnAdct1

02-01-2005, 01:25 PM

What about "Kyle's Mom is a B--ch" with extra cursing being sung infront of Kyle's mom? Only problem: Kyle's mother deserves to be the subject of a mean-spirited song by Cartman both times he sung it:

1. The first time was due to her forcing the town to make the holiday seasons non-offensive, thus nearly ruining Xmas.
2. The second time, rather than allowing the adults accept the fact that the rise of cursing by youths was due to their mistakes in discipline (i.e. not knowing ahead of time about Asses of Fire's R rating; Mr. Mackey's plan to have the kids use different words instead of cursing backfiring when he gives them the rest of the day off of school, thus giving them a chance to see Asses of Fire again), Kyle's mom makes the country of Canada a scapegoat and encourages all the grown-ups to support her war against the USA's neighbor to the north.

Jave

02-01-2005, 01:29 PM

Only problem: Kyle's mother deserves to be the subject of a mean-spirited song by Cartman both times he sung it:

1. The first time was due to her forcing the town to make the holiday seasons non-offensive, thus nearly ruining Xmas.
2. The second time, rather than allowing the adults accept the fact that the rise of cursing by youths was due to their mistakes in discipline (i.e. not knowing ahead of time about Asses of Fire's R rating; Mr. Mackey's plan to have the kids use different words instead of cursing backfiring when he gives them the rest of the day off of school, thus giving them a chance to see Asses of Fire again), Kyle's mom makes the country of Canada a scapegoat and encourages all the grown-ups to support her war against the USA's neighbor to the north.Plus, Cartman singing the song and not noticing Kyle's Mom behind him is just too funny for words.

Fone Bone

02-01-2005, 05:07 PM

Only problem: Kyle's mother deserves to be the subject of a mean-spirited song by Cartman both times he sung it:

1. The first time was due to her forcing the town to make the holiday seasons non-offensive, thus nearly ruining Xmas.
2. The second time, rather than allowing the adults accept the fact that the rise of cursing by youths was due to their mistakes in discipline (i.e. not knowing ahead of time about Asses of Fire's R rating; Mr. Mackey's plan to have the kids use different words instead of cursing backfiring when he gives them the rest of the day off of school, thus giving them a chance to see Asses of Fire again), Kyle's mom makes the country of Canada a scapegoat and encourages all the grown-ups to support her war against the USA's neighbor to the north.I agree. If there is any character more horrible than Cartman it is Mrs. Brovlofsky.

tucsoncoyote

02-01-2005, 06:34 PM

Have you even WATCHED South Park past the second season?:shrug:

I'd have to go with making Scott Tenorman eat his parents. Exterminating the Jews is a close second, but if we're honest we know he wouldn't be successful in the first place.Acutally Fone, I have and Haven't.. But the one that strikes me as odd is the episode where the Kids go to Afghanistan and Cartman pulls Looney toon Stunt's that were done by Bugs Bunny Originally.. and frankly I bet Chuck Jones and a lot of the Now gone WB Animators are doing "Sychronized " Grave Rolling..
Maybe when I get a lot of time to watchmore of SP I will, but that one makes Cartman turn Looney Toons into an Olympic Event..
(and that's really odd..)

:coyote:

Spongebrain2.0

02-01-2005, 07:17 PM

Acutally Fone, I have and Haven't.. But the one that strikes me as odd is the episode where the Kids go to Afghanistan and Cartman pulls Looney toon Stunt's that were done by Bugs Bunny Originally.. and frankly I bet Chuck Jones and a lot of the Now gone WB Animators are doing "Sychronized " Grave Rolling..
Maybe when I get a lot of time to watchmore of SP I will, but that one makes Cartman turn Looney Toons into an Olympic Event..
(and that's really odd..)

:coyote:
The reason they did the 'Looney Tune' stuff was just there to show that Osama Bin Laden was an idiot, it was funny, IMO:)

Jave

02-01-2005, 08:00 PM

Acutally Fone, I have and Haven't.. But the one that strikes me as odd is the episode where the Kids go to Afghanistan and Cartman pulls Looney toon Stunt's that were done by Bugs Bunny Originally.. and frankly I bet Chuck Jones and a lot of the Now gone WB Animators are doing "Sychronized " Grave Rolling..
Maybe when I get a lot of time to watchmore of SP I will, but that one makes Cartman turn Looney Toons into an Olympic Event..
(and that's really odd..):The reason why they did all the Looney gags in the Bin Laden episode is because Looney Tunes also did a lot of cartoons involving WWII, in fact, the cross-dressing gag was used by Bugs against Herman Goering.

For the record, Chuck Jones was still alive when the episode first aired, but after his death in Febraury 2002, Comedy Central reruned the episode as a form of a tribute.

Frank

02-01-2005, 09:39 PM

Do people still like Cartman?

Fan of Sponge

02-01-2005, 09:50 PM

Cartman trying to exterminate the Jews tops my list. Hitler was a very very bad man and we don't need to see another guy like that again. Cartman using Scott's parents in that chili is second. Followed by Cartman wanting to either kill Butters or Kyle.

Oh and Frank, Cartman is one of the greatest cartoon characters behind Homer, Bugs Bunny, and Mickey Mouse. South Park reformed the the adult cartoon industry again in the late-90's by saying the s-word 162 times.

Harley Quinn

02-01-2005, 10:54 PM

Do people still like Cartman?
I love the little sumna*****.

90'sCartoonMan

02-01-2005, 11:04 PM

Do people still like Cartman?
He's hilarious, yeah, but he's also an awful, awful human being, and I voted for Scott Tennorman.

In his defence, he almost turned his life around in "My Future Self And Me", but, well, that episode proves he's his own worst enemy.

Viceroy

02-02-2005, 12:34 AM

Telling one of the dirtiest jokes I've ever heard (about a family carnival act), and ending without any sort of punchline)."The Aristocrats"

I think the video is internet only, though correct me if I'm wrong. And I'm not linking to it- it's quite disgusting (and frankly, not something I needed to hear).The movie showed at Sundance and may be going into wider release soon.

Here's a link (WARNING!!! VERY VERY BAD LANGUAGE!!! And that's just in the article): http://www.lnreview.co.uk/media/journal/001842.php

Here's a more family-friendly article on the movie:
http://www.azcentral.com/ent/movies/articles/0125aristocrats25.html

Tobias

02-02-2005, 07:20 AM

Feeding Scott Tenorman his parents is by far the worst thing he's ever done. Trying to exterminate the Jews is awfully close, but he didn't come anywhere close to succeeding, whereas in 'Scott Tenorman Must Die', he literally did get away with a double murder.

Conan-san

02-02-2005, 07:50 AM

Plus, Cartman singing the song and not noticing Kyle's Mom behind him is just too funny for words.
Agreed, I voted for the Chilli aswell. I haven't seen it but...god does it sound awful.

shoujoaifan

02-02-2005, 08:25 AM

Actually having had commited the atrocity: Murdering Scott Tenorman's parents, making them into chilii, and feeding them to Scott.

A worse atrocity that he failed at: The attempted murder of not just two, but the whole Jewish population of South Park. Genocide.

I know he's not going to jail due to that changing and ruining the show if they did, but did they ever at least try to explain how he's managed to escape jail legally?

(GRANTED in the "Scott Tenorman Must Die" episode the joke was that he did this horrible crime and he won in the end, and the Christians in the "Passion of the Jew" didn't even know what he really wanted, ALTHOUGH you would think SOMEONE, one of the Jewish or otherwise, would think, "Hey, that's a Hitler outfit and coming after us/those Jews.....ohoh." But he's done plenty of other crap, do they even bother with an explanation of how he gets away with it?)

Jaguar

02-02-2005, 09:43 AM

The chili, only second to exterminating the Jews.

Eddy

02-02-2005, 08:26 PM

I'm going with getting Scott to eat his own parents. Cartman has done a lot of terrible things (trying to exterminate the Jews would come in second, since his plans for that failed anyway) but making someone eat their own parents is just... awful. Not saying he hasn't done other awful things, but that was the worst.

ChristineFreak

02-03-2005, 08:50 PM

I have never seen, nor heard of the Scott episode everyone's talking about, so I voted for the one where he preaches only for money, although now that I think of it, the Killing the Jews thing was pretty bad, but the thing Cartman did that disgusted me the most was when he started that Christian Rockband and didn't get a platinum record, so he started cussing at Jesus... I don't think much of Southpark is really offensive, but that did cross the line for me.

Mynd Hed

02-04-2005, 01:58 PM

Now that I think about it, he also attempted to belatedly win the Civil War for the South in an effort to enslave Stan and Kyle. He got pretty far, too, but since there were no casualties except for Kenny, I suppose it's not quite as bad as some other stuff he's done.

efumf

02-04-2005, 03:56 PM

I know he's not going to jail due to that changing and ruining the show if they did, but did they ever at least try to explain how he's managed to escape jail legally?
He's been to jail. Watch "Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000" :anime:

T.T.Raven4

02-04-2005, 05:07 PM

Serving Tennorman hit parents. That was so funny! "OH Scott! You're tears are so yummy Scott! Yes! YES!"

Drinking Kenny's ashes was pretty bad, but doesn't add up.

One that is soooo close it when he brought off the ban on Stem Cell research to make a new Shakeys. Aw that's so close, but not near as good as the
Chilli-parents.

This is an awesome topic idea.

Now that I think about it, he also attempted to belatedly win the Civil War for the South in an effort to enslave Stan and Kyle. He got pretty far, too, but since there were no casualties except for Kenny, I suppose it's not quite as bad as some other stuff he's done.

That was just on last night too! THat was bad, but like you said, if like everyone died, it'd be a lot worse.

Crash

02-04-2005, 11:32 PM

Serving Scott Tenorman his parents. No question.

And as long as we're listing Cartman's other sins, lets remember that his scheme to get a Hybo-Robot Dog set in motion the events that killed Jesus. .....Again.