Worst WB Cartoons - In an Alternative Reality

[PorkyandDaffy]

What would be the 3 worst alternate-reality WB cartoons? My least favorites are:

GOOD MORNING, ELMER (1940): Elmer wakes up in the morning, but his eyelids are encrusted shut. He spends the rest of the cartoon trying many different ways to open his eyelids. Poor animation, and the scenes in the last 30 seconds aren’t even colored in!

SWEDEN FEEDIN’ (1942): The most racist cartoon of all time. The Swedish stereoptypes in this cartoon are way overrexaggerated, making this hard to watch. The gag with “Hulga Und Her Magical Armpit Hairs” with the four fat midget Swedish men behind her playing accordions was by far the worst of them!

NOBODY'S SEASON (1961): Another sequel to the Bugs-Daffy-Elmer Hunter's Trilogy, only this time, they don't argue over what season it is - they just sit around in the woods, sip tea, and discuss the finer points of life. The cartoon ends after Bugs' self-referenced rip on the animation decline in Warner Bros. cartoons. This was about the worst thing they could do to the Hunter's Trilogy.

How about you?:p

[BobChief]

...about Warner-ish toons I saw in my dreams, if I could remember them...

[Patrick McCart]

Being Daffy Duck- A cartoonist finds a portal that leads into Daffy Duck's brain.

[Matthew Hunter]

Daffy Duck's brain? what would they find, anyway? That's gotta be one of the most peculiar minds in film...I'd like to see James Lipton try and interview Daffy Duck...
-Matthew

[Patrick McCart]

If CN made a "Cartoons that never made it" of this, James Lipton would look into Daffy's brain with an x-ray...on the screen would be clips of Wackyland from Porky in Wackyland.

[DR. BELCH]

* A FOWL FLIP-FLOP. Wile E. Coyote and Sylvester cut a deal to trade places and catch each other's birds, since neither has had luck trying to snag his own. Can a cat outrun a roadrunnner? Can a coyote outsmart a little yellow canary? Sylvester/Tweety: Joe Alaskey. Wile E.: Kelsey Grammer.

* FRENCH KICK. Pepe Le Pew attemps to seduce Penelope yet again...but has to contend with her lover, a jealous poodle named Pierre. Pepe: Jeff Bergman. Pierre: Jeff Glenn Bennett.

*COYOTE ON THE COUCH. Wile E. Coyote finally catches and eats Road Runner...but barely minutes after he's picked the last of the meat from his teeth, he realizes his life will be empty without that beeping fowl to pursue. He goes to talk over his ennui with a psychiatrist, who recommends other options to fill the void. Wile E.: Kelsey Grammer. Psychiatrist: Rob Paulsen.