What do guys really want?

[JustJack]

O.k. I'm bored. I started a topic called "What women really want"..or something like that. I forget right now. Anyway, if the Fem's are going to help us guys out, I figured "why not we help them out"?? So, lets compile a list of...

What guys really want...

[Danielle]

Ooooh.....THIS I wanna hear.... ;)

[optimal321]

Well, this isn't too complicated. I just want someone i like to like me too. That's it. Nothing else really matters. I don't think that's too much.

Of course, there are some qualifications that need to be met in order for me to like a girl. I wrote it out somewhere on here before, so to save lazy old me some time i'll come back later and paste it here.

Edit- Here it is, straight from the Anybody here married? thread:

Well, a great sense of humor; kind heart; independent, but not a male-hater; high morals and ethics; intelligence; not too concerned about being "popular" or being fake; accepting of my weird ways; understanding; open-mind; similar interests, but doesn't have to be a cartoon and comic nut; cuddly; having time for me; but most of all, i just want someone i love to love me. The physical things don't really matter because i tend to see beauty as starting on the inside and radiating outward. So someone i really like may not be seen as "attractive" by the majority of sleeze bags, but i will think they are the most beautiful girl in the world. But, one thing i am kinda picky about is that i want her to have pretty eyes. That again is not only a matter of opinion, but also the beauty within thing. I just want to be able to be so attracted to her that i can get lost looking in her eyes.

So i guess what i'm saying is that... I want the perfect woman!!!

[Bird Boy]

cheese...










ok..ok..seriously..somebody's who's nice, has a sense of humor, and has the same interests as me.. :)

-BB

[The Dork Knight]

A hot woman who is really nice. :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

[Trent Lane]

Personally, someone I can relate to, and just have a good time with. And I think I'm close to that as I'll ever get right now. I mean, this girl I'm seeing now was cool with going to the comic book shop with me- what more can you ask for? :p Seriously, just a girl who's there when you need her and a girl you can be there for....

Then again, I've seen a lot of these twenty something guys dating these 16, 17, 18 year old girls all of the sudden around here. Hmmm, wonder what's going on there?......

[Nightflower]

Not to sound stereotyping, but most guys, I've found, want sex. Bet you guys didn't know that, huh?

[Psycho Fox]

Originally posted by Nightflower
Not to sound stereotyping, but most guys, I've found, want sex. Bet you guys didn't know that, huh? Ok that is a perk but for me a relationship that is just sex is empty. Sex is nice but love is so much more.

[kiddiesunshine]

Everyone wants something different. But in general, here's what guys want:

Good Looks-Guys want a girl who's pleasing to the eyes. Someone whose face you can just stare at and realize how lucky you are to have her. Body-wise, guys want...well...here's where it gets confusing. Some guys like a girl who is slim and flat chested. Some want a girl who is heavy-set or "thick". It varies even more than that. Personally, I like medium to heavy girls and I LOVE a pretty face more than breasts.....almost. Looks DO matter.

Personality-Yes, we do have preferred personality traits. Most guys like wild, crazy girls who will "give them what they want whenever". I tend to gravitate towards shy girls as I am shy myself and us shy people have "unknown tendencies". We also like girls who like what we like. There's nothing like watching your favorite anime with your girl in your arms, equally enjoying the event.

Um....Sexual Preference- I went into that a little, but thi is a special section. Many guys like easy girls, let's be honest. I don't because you don't know where she's been, if you know what I mean. I think most guys want a girl who likes the concept of sex, but doesn't lay down every guys she sees. Some guys also like girls who are bisexual, for the chance of being involved in a "manage et trois" (sp? my french is rusty).
-----Well, that's the very, very, very condensed version. Guys are pretty complicated also. Even though one may encounter males who seem like their sole desire is sex, inside he wants much more.....But then again, some just want raw sex. So, in conclusion, men want women who shares common interests, look nice, likes sex, but isn't promiscuous and IS ABLE TO BE TRUSTED. I hope I covered the important points. I DID mention breasts, didn't I?

[Jimmy Kustes]

I found this funny, a writer for Planet Gamecube said Kate Botello (dweeby girl with glasses and red hair on TechTV's Screen Savers and Extended Play) was the goddess of goddesses. I tend to agree. I mean for a girl to even act like she is interested in videogames is hot.

Each person has different preferences, like I totally don't want to get married or have kids, but I would make a commitment.

As far as advice goes, if a woman wants the type of dorky guy on the Toonzone forums then all you have to do is act like yourself and eventually you will attract them. I might be attracted to looks first, but I am too shy to approach someone right away (or ever) so eventually I relize their personality and see if its something I like.

[Failure]

Originally posted by duncanzits
As far as advice goes, if a woman wants the type of dorky guy on the Toonzone forums then all you have to do is act like yourself and eventually you will attract them. I might be attracted to looks first, but I am too shy to approach someone right away (or ever) so eventually I relize their personality and see if its something I like.

I can see this thread evolving to the creation of the "Toon Zone Classifieds Board." :D

For me, looks is definitely the first thing that draws my attention. And then if you can put up with me, I think that's a good start.

Seriously, I'm not sure how to categorize my likes, especially when it comes to personalities.

[Karkull]

Originally posted by Nightflower
Not to sound stereotyping, but most guys, I've found, want sex. Bet you guys didn't know that, huh?

Of course men want sex, but...

1) Women do too.
2) There are many men who would prefer to share common interests with whoever they're having sex with. You can only have sex with a person for so long; you'll have to have some sort of meaningful conversation with him/her at some point.

[Trent Lane]

I don't know if looks are the main thing I look for. What's the point of having the most beautiful woman in the world if she's about as intresting as a piece of cardboard? While looks matter somewhat, the personality is what makes a woman most appealing, IMO.... I know, I can hear people saying "Yeah, riiiiight!" already....

[Psycho Fox]

Originally posted by flhero311
I don't know if looks are the main thing I look for. What's the point of having the most beautiful woman in the world if she's about as intresting as a piece of cardboard? While looks matter somewhat, the personality is what makes a woman most appealing, IMO.... I know, I can hear people saying "Yeah, riiiiight!" already.... I know where you're comming from. What is the point of dating a women that is no fun.

[Trent Lane]

Exactly....

[Jowy Blight]

What do guys really want?

I'd answer, but then I would have to kill all who read this message. You can, however, take a wild guess to what most guys want, and would most likely be right.

[Karkull]

Originally posted by Jowy Blight
I'd answer, but then I would have to kill all who read this message. You can, however, take a wild guess to what most guys want, and would most likely be right.

Tacos?

:D

Just kidding.

[Psycho Fox]

Originally posted by Karkull


Tacos?
:D
The way to a man's heart it through his stomach ;)


Just kidding. Yhea it is really through the chest :p

[JustJack]

Just for the record...I don't just want sex. I'm one of those rare "wait till you're married" kinda guys. Yes. I've found that a lot of women find that sexy in me..hehe...right.

Anyway. my basic want is a woman who simply likes me for me, and who is willing to put up with my comic-guy insight(I'm no fanboy...but occasionally I can get abit...talkity on X-Men). And Luckly, I have found her. Hehe! I'm giddy like a nine year old! hehehe! anyway...I'm in love yeah!

[Jowy Blight]

Tacos?

I would say so. :D

[Failure]

Originally posted by Karkull
Tacos?

Mmm, tacos. I'm hungry now. Next girl to bring me tacos wins my heart!

[NewMaxFranklin]

Well I won't presume to speak for all of Guydom, but I can say what I think I want. (Here's what the desires of a guy whose never been romantically involved in his life amount to)

So, I thought and thought, typed and reconsidered; took it to the bare bones. Here it is:

Honesty: I don't want someone who holds back and plays games. No "new age" chicks, who read "The Rules" and analyze everything (He ordered the special, is he cheap? He likes to cook, so he must love his mother.) If she feels mad, sad, happy, frisky, less than fresh, I want to know it. I want a girl who isn't affraid to be herself. It all comes back to honesty.

Respect: I need a girl who respects me. No name calling, etc. I'm not talking about cute pet names. I find those endearing. I mean no derogatory stuff stuff. I'm not "stupid." And I don't want to be called stupid. Respect breeds acceptance. (I use the term "girl" not to be pompus; but because I consuder myself a "boy," hence, I'm looking for a "girl.") If a girl really respects me, it shouldn't matter if my clothes are out of style, or if she hates the music I listen to. Those things are a part of who I am. They shouldn't be an issue. I don't want a girl who's always trying to mold me into her "perfect guy." Keep looking. I want someone who's interested im "me."

Individualism: She has to have her own opinions. A personal code, moral, scruples, whatever. She doesn't sweat the small stuff. But, when it comes to important things, I want someone who can make a decision. I couldn't stand someone who was going through a different phase every week. She needs a strong sense of self. This goes hand-in-hand with self-confidence.

When it comes to the physical stuff. I'd say what I look for are the outward manifestation of the traits I've already listed. I want a girl who isn't heavily made up. No make-up, so much the better. Jewelry, nail polish, etc - less is more. She looks people (especially me) in the eyes. Good posture. Someone who looks comfortable.

I'm not attracted to girls who look like they're trying to look "attractive." No style is preferable to the "stepped off the pages of a teen magazine" look or decked out head to toe in Gap gear. If you're dressed like all your friends, why should I notice you?

Basically, I'm into the natural look. That's about it. There is no make-or-break body part or anything like that.

Depth/ Intelegence I want a girl who is at least as smart as I am. Not that I'm a genius or anything. I want a girl I can have meaningful conversations with. I want to talk with her about things I've taked about a hundred times before and she says something I never would have thought of and it opens up a whole new realm of possibility for me. Someone who's intelectually stimulating.

Compassion I want someone who is understanding. I want someone who will hug me. When I cry it should be touching, not disgusting or embarrassing. I'm an emotional person. I need someone I can feel with. Someone I can be vulnerable with.

[Lonestarr]

What do I really want?

A good woman, reasonably good-looking (at least), kind heart, loves movies, honest, someone who won't play mind games, who will love me and support me as I would her, someone who will love me for me. A body to die for is recommended.

Also:

a million dollars

a nice house

a successful movie career

[Kal-el]

I have not yet found my ideal woman. I know what looks and physical attributes I am attracted to, but that does not make a relationship.
Just the fact that I am interested in the topics covered on these boards, someone with understanding of that interest is desired. That doesn't mean she would have to be as into it as me (it would be a definite plus). A woman who is non-judgemental (or mental for that matter), caring, spontaneous, possessing a good sense of self, not spoiled, intelligent...all these things are important to me.
Someone who enjoys the physical aspect is also a plus. That is not the major factor. Sex does get old.
Also,I think it's a HUGE plus to be with a woman that can stand me and I can stand them without annoying the crap out of each other. That could be the biggest factor in any relationship.

[Nightflower]

*brings Failure tacos* ;)

[Failure]

*gives heart to Nightflower* :cool:

[DR. BELCH]

Some good points made here. I've often said half-jokingly that the ideal woman has the face of a goddess and the mouth of a drunken sailor, but that just tells you that it's g.d. hard for me to commit to one thing. In college I was involved with three very different women, yet cared for them all--one was Japanese, and had the prototypical Asian girl's beauty, naivete and quiet innocence...another was wild, passionate, uninhibited and would do things for a man that I can't print most of here...the third I felt closest to because we actually talked and shared common interests.
One one hand I don't want a girl who has been with enough men to comprise the seventh fleet...but on the other hand I'm also afraid of scaring off a woman who is unschooled in the ways of men and is too innocent. I'd like her to be comfortable with my family, esp. my idiot brother who's bound to make derogatory comments about her. A girl who is intelligent and maybe even artistic/can write, but too difficult and strong-willed as to be unpleasant. One who doesn't have too many preconcieved/unrealistic notions about sex (e.g. no rabid anticircs). One who doesn't expect to go out on dates and have me spend money on her constantly (which is why I enjoy the telephone autoerotiscism relationship, but it's hard to find another woman willing to do that with me without me having to pay a buck-ninety-nine a minute), but will opt for a TV movie and dinner at home. Finally, I want a lass who is no younger than 20. Teenage girls are too flighty and immature. A big age difference can cause trouble, though there is a world of difference between 18-and-22 and 21-and-26, so it's not always mathematical.

[JustJack]

NewMaxFranklin hit the thing on the nose for the most part. While we all have our variations, I think NMF wrote out the basics of which I've noticed most of us want. hehe...

But, in the end...I have to go along with the band Cake on this one...

I want a girl with a short skirt and a Looooooooong Jacket! nah nah nah nah nah nah...oops..sorry. I just DLed the MP3! hehe!

[zero zero nine]

well... the perfect woman really should redefine your definition of perfect, yanno what i mean?

You guys ever hear of something called the Force? Seems like a joke, huh... but even before my girlfriend and I were going out, we would finish each other's sentences, know exactly where the other would be at a certain time, read each other's minds... creepy stuff like that... :D

You see, finding someone that you can connect with on every level, not just the physical or intellectual, is beyond human.

(maybe i'm just copping out hahaha)


May the Force be with you! :D

[Danielle]

Originally posted by Nightflower
*brings Failure tacos* ;)


Originally posted by Failure
*gives heart to Nightflower* :cool:


Okay, who didn't see that coming? Huh....women like tacos too! Hey Failure, can I have some? Please? ;)

Other than that, I'm not posting anything else on this thread. This seems to be going in a direction that's kinda not good for a 13-year-old to talk about..... :D

[The Dork Knight]

Failure and Nightflower sitting in a tree k-i-s-s-i-n-g.......

[optimal321]

I agree w/ a lot of what NewMaxFranklin said. Also, i'm one of those rare guys like JustJack, who is going to save sex for marriage. Not that i could do it now if i wanted to, but... And even after i get married, i still think i'd prefer some cuddling over sex.

[The Mad Hatter]

What I want in a woman? Large br-

NO!! I'm kidding! Start over!

Here are the critical factors:

--Honesty. I think that you can't have a great relationship without open communication about personal issues you feel strongly about... especially how you feel towards each other, good or bad.

--Compassion. And here I'm talking in general, not just toward me. I think Dave Barry once said that a person who is nice to you and rude to the waiter isn't a nice person.

--A great sense of humor. Going through life completely stoic can drive a person insane... besides, I appreciate humor!

--Intelligence. NOT pretentiousness. I just want someone who has insights of her own, and can introduce me to a new perspective and new ideas.

--Someone willing to try new things and explore. Being stuck in a rut is no fun... then again, I do like a solid foundation to come back to when the day's adventures are done.

--Someone who is a friend. Someone I genuinely enjoy hanging out with, and doing the most mundane of things like grocery shopping together... otherwise, what's the point?

Other than those generalities, I'm not too specific. I'm always willing to be surprised on other personality details, looks, etc. But then again... I've found very few gals who have all the above qualities.

[Jimmy Kustes]

Originally posted by Lonestarr
What do I really want?

someone who will love me for me.

I am going to gag on all this sap, Lonestarr. :p

Of course I am not the sepreme authority on romance. The first thing I look for in a girl is if she shaves her arms! :D

[Karkull]

Originally posted by duncanzits
The first thing I look for in a girl is if she shaves her arms! :D

Tell me about it. :eek:

[kiddiesunshine]

let's not break these things down to a science. mystery is a part of life.

[Danielle]

Originally posted by duncanzits


Of course I am not the sepreme authority on romance. The first thing I look for in a girl is if she shaves her arms! :D


Thank you for such wonderful insight. :rolleyes: :D


Yeah, I said I wouldn't keep posting in this thread.....but, what the heck. I mean, it's not as if shows these days are practically screaming out references to sex, right?


Yeah. Right.


I think Mad Hatter has something pretty good (I know, even if I'm not a boy). Except for what he ALMOST said, up there in the beginning... :rolleyes:

[Jimmy Kustes]

These posts are so informative! I was thinking the only poster that I was sure of their gender was kiddiesunshine. I usually don't guess how people are from their avatar, but I thought you had to be a girl with a Bubbles avatar!

Of course, my brother and I, just like lots of guys are huge Powerpuff Girl fans so I don't know what I was thinking! :rolleyes:

[The Dork Knight]

Originally posted by duncanzits
I usually don't guess how people are from their avatar, but I thought you had to be a girl with a Bubbles avatar!

I'll say it for Kiddiesunshine.......

THAT'S NOT A BUBBLES AVATAR! THAT'S A BUTTERCUP AVATAR!

Good bye!

[NewMaxFranklin]

Originally posted by Lachesis
Is it just me, or do the guys' replies seem a tad more detail-specific than the girls'? Especially witht the physical stuff? Not judging or anything. This is just an observation.

(Sorry to pick your quote apart like this. I don't like it when people do this to me. But, you asked for it, lady.;))

Of course you're "judging." If not, what's the point of the post in the first place? You're suggesting that we (men) are more shallow than you (women.) You can't make a statement like that and stick an "I don't mean anything by that" on the end as a safeguard. Say it, or don't.

Frankly, I think the reason we are more "detail specific," is because
(A) We have a better idea of what we want.
(B) We're more open about what we want.

I think you're "physical stuff," observation is unfair. As I recall, all the physical stuff was mentioned jokingly. Sure some/most/all of us guys have physical preferences. But, so do you. When we describe women physically it's in an "It would be nice if she looked like this" way; Not an "if she doen't have these measurements, forget it" way.

This falls well in the realm of your "do unto others rule." Everyone has a physical preference. It may be flexible, but it exists. Nightflower had the guts to post her's. :cool: So, don't make a point of us guys including physical stuff. You girls have then to. The difference is that we're posting them and your not.

[Lachesis]

Originally posted by NewMaxFranklin


(Sorry to pick your quote apart like this. I don't like it when people do this to me. But, you asked for it, lady.;))

Of course you're "judging." If not, what's the point of the post in the first place? You're suggesting that we (men) are more shallow than you (women.) You can't make a statement like that and stick an "I don't mean anything by that" on the end as a safeguard. Say it, or don't.

Good grief. I didn't mean to imply this was a bad thing at all. If anything, I was trying to suggest your point A: Guys have a better idea of what they want. This can be taken as a positive OR and negative.


I think you're "physical stuff," observation is unfair. As I recall, all the physical stuff was mentioned jokingly. Sure some/most/all of us guys have physical preferences. But, so do you. When we describe women physically it's in an "It would be nice if she looked like this" way; Not an "if she doen't have these measurements, forget it" way.

Okay, I wasn't trying to imply guys were as shallow as to base all their decisions on physical attributes. Just that they seem to be more open and aware of their preferences compared to girls. Once again, this is not meant to be taken as a bad thing. I thought I was being neutral enough in my post, but obviously you didn't see it that way. I apologize.


So, don't make a point of us guys including physical stuff. You girls have then to. The difference is that we're posting them and your not.

But that difference is a valid point. I'm not disputing that we both have physical preferences. That's a given as far as I'm concerned. It's that the guys seem to be more comfortable talking about them (in this forum anyway). Is this a wrong observation to make?

And, just to clarify things a bit, my second paragraph was meant to address behavior, not physical concerns. The whole loyalty/trust/honesty/understanding/affection business specifically.

[BourgeoisBuffoon]

Hm....lemme post mine.

Kind
Caring
Intelligent
Funny
Honest.
...

I admit, being a soon-to-be 16 year old I might fall for a pretty face, but I'll say this: I'm ugly in real life, and if I was looking seriously for a soul mate, I'm not gonna be a hypocrite and go for the local babe. I appreciate a good personality as much as anyone else, and that's what I'd like most.

[Jimmy Kustes]

Originally posted by Foley Is Good


I'll say it for Kiddiesunshine.......

THAT'S NOT A BUBBLES AVATAR! THAT'S A BUTTERCUP AVATAR!

Good bye!

Thank you, Foley for showing I have just inserted foot into mouth another time. I can't believe I got the PPG names wrong! :o

[Lonestarr]

Originally posted by duncanzits


I am going to gag on all this sap, Lonestarr. :p



Well, excuuuuuuuuuuse me! I just want a good woman - kind, caring, and beautiful (in the subtle, untraditional way, like Rachael Leigh Cook. I'm not looking for a supermodel, but if one throws herself at my feet, I won't complain).

[NewMaxFranklin]

Originally posted by Lachesis


But that difference is a valid point. I'm not disputing that we both have physical preferences. That's a given as far as I'm concerned. It's that the guys seem to be more comfortable talking about them (in this forum anyway). Is this a wrong observation to make?

And, just to clarify things a bit, my second paragraph was meant to address behavior, not physical concerns. The whole loyalty/trust/honesty/understanding/affection business specifically.

Ok. Well, I'm glad we clarified things. I have a tendancy to take stuff at face value. Thus, I criticized what you wrote. It turns out that I agree with what you meant. I just didn't get what you were trying to say. I dont' speak "female," be blunt.

[kiddiesunshine]

thanx, pete.

[kiddiesunshine]

wait! duncanzits thought i was a girl?! how rude...

[Jimmy Kustes]

Originally posted by Lonestarr


Well, excuuuuuuuuuuse me! I just want a good woman - kind, caring, and beautiful (in the subtle, untraditional way, like Rachael Leigh Cook. I'm not looking for a supermodel, but if one throws herself at my feet, I won't complain).

Nothing wrong with that I just thought that one line was corny. ;)

[Jimmy Kustes]

Originally posted by kiddiesunshine
wait! duncanzits thought i was a girl?! how rude...

How is that rude? Or you saying it's bad to be a girl? I figured that you were not a female without you having to correct me, so there was no damage.

[kiddiesunshine]

The "How rude" part was a joke, guy. Ever watch Full House?
As for being female, there's nothing wrong with that, besides "the monthly visitor". But if I were a female (and what a pretty one I'd be) I'd have a lot more to do on lonely weekends.

[Jimmy Kustes]

Originally posted by kiddiesunshine
The "How rude" part was a joke, guy. Ever watch Full House?
As for being female, there's nothing wrong with that, besides "the monthly visitor". But if I were a female (and what a pretty one I'd be) I'd have a lot more to do on lonely weekends.

Did the Olsen Twins say that? You get funnier the more I know about you (no joke)! :cool:

[Lodoss War Fan]

Ok , I know every guy will agree with me on this !
We want a chick that has Nice Breath! :p

[Trent Lane]

I think everyone can agree on that one. Course, it's a two way street...

[NewMaxFranklin]

Originally posted by kiddiesunshine
As for being female, there's nothing wrong with that, besides "the monthly visitor."

Charlie Sheen?

[CerebralSocko]

Heh, this is too good an opportunity to pass up. What do I want in a woman? Well, I think that song "Short Skirt/Long Jacket" by Cake sums pretty much everything up ([] = My comments):


"Short Skirt/Long Jacket", By Cake

I want a girl with a mind like a diamond [Intelligence is a MUST.]
I want a girl who knows what's best [She knows what she wants, and I love determination in a girl.]
I want a girl with shoes that cut
and eyes that burn like cigarettes [Beauty, which also important in the initial "meeting" stage.]
I want a girl with the right allocations
Who is fast and thorough and sharp as a tack [Combines intelligence and cleverness. Gotta love that.]
She's playing with her jewelry [But at the same time, she's cute and adorable. I find that irresistable.]
She's putting up her hair [Shows that she cares about her outer appearance, which is cool.]
She's touring the facility and picking up slack [She knows when to have fun, and when to goof off. Wow.]
I want a girl with a short skirt and a long jacket

I want a girl who gets up early (gets up early!) [Whether it be for work or for school, it shows that she knows her priorities and has 'em set.]
I want a girl who stays up late (stays up late!) [Of course, she wouldn't hesistate to stay up just a little bit late and spend some time with me. I find that extremely considerate and that's one of the main qualities I want in a woman.]
I want a girl with uninterrupted prosperity (uninterrupted!) [Who wouldn't want this? Seriously, who wouldn't? :D Anyway, this shows that she can stand up by herself and is independent. I like that. I like that A LOT.]
Who uses a machete to cut through red tape [Again, shows her sharpness.]

With fingernails that shine like justice [Heh, I'm a sucker for pretty fingernails. I don't know why, but I've always been, and always will be.]
And a voice that is dark like tinted glass [Oooh ... sexy.]
She is fast, thorough and sharp as a tack [Shows that she's clever and is witty like I am. Very attractive.]
She is touring the facility and picking up slack [......]
I want a girl with a short skirt and a long long jacket

I want a girl with a smooth liquidation (smooth liquidation!) [It's that determination and the problem-solver in her. Oooh.]
I want a girl with good dividends (good dividends!) [I don't really care about how much money she earns, but I certainly wouldn't mind.]
At Citibank we will meet accidentally (meet accidentally!) [Heh, I wish.]
We'll start to talk when she borrows my pen [Well, that settles it. I'm bringing pens with me wherever I go.]

She wants a car with a cupholder armrest [Oooh, like I do.]
She wants a car that will get her there [Oooh, me too.]
She's changing her name from "Kitty" to "Karen" [Shows that she could be mature while childish at the same time. I absolutely fall for that.]
She's trading her MG for a white Chrysler LeBaron [... uh ...]
I want a girl with a short skirt and a long jacket


... so to sum it all up, I want a woman that's very much goal oriented. She knows what she wants and how to get it. She knows how to handle things and has a strong sense of determination. But at the very same time, she knows how to have fun and will find time to spend it with me. Ah, the perfect dream girl ...

-Socko