Best Movie Quotes of 2004 (movie entries)

[peacebyanymeans]

Okay, I'm going to do a poll about what you read, but I need movies that came out in 2004, here is some already (i am using these! so come up with more):
Harry Potter PoA:


Ron: "Uh! Spiders! Making me tap dance! I don't wanna tap dance!"
Harry: "You tell those spiders, Ron."
Hermione: "You wanna move closer?"
Ron: "What?!"
Hermione: "To the Shack."
Ron: "Oh. no, i'm fine."
(requested by Spontaneous Mike)
Spiderman 2:


"I'm back! I'm back! [falls and hits a car] Ow... my back. My back."
"I believe that there is a hero in all of us."

Napoleon Dynamite:


"Hey, Napoleon, give me some of your tots!"
"Tell them, if they vote for you, all of their wildest dreams will come true."
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy:


"Mmm... I love Scotch. Scotchy Scotch Scotch. It goes down. Down to my belly. Mmm mmm mmm." (come up with one more quote for this movie)

I, Robot:



"ACHOO!!! Oh I'm sorry, I'm allergic to bullsh**." (requested by Speedy Boris)
"I miss the good old days."
"What good old days?"
"When people were killed by other people."
(requested by Lonestarr)
Mean Girls:


"Karen, you can't go around asking people why they're white." (requested by Lonestarr)
"Don't go calling each other sluts and whores. That just makes it okay for guys to call you that." (requested by Lonestarr)
Man on Fire:


Lisa Ramos: "What are you gonna do?"
Creasy: "What I do best. I'm gonna kill 'em. Anyone that was involved, anybody who profited from it, anybody who opens their eyes at me." (requested by cross blues)

Paul Rayburn: "A man can be an artist. At anything... It depends on how good he is at it. Creasy's art is death. He's about to paint his masterpiece." (requested by cross blues)





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Come up with another quote for each of those movies and list 3 other movies with 2 quotes (i will pick the best and put them on the poll)

[Classic Speedy]

That Napoleon Dynamite quote is actually my favorite quote from the whole film.

Here's mine, from "I, Robot":
"ACHOO!!! Oh I'm sorry, I'm allergic to bullsh**." :D

[Mike Spartz]

Meet the Fockers

Jack jr: "Ass-Hollleeeee"
Sky Captian and the World of Tommorow

Franky Cook: "Deploy the amphibious squadron!"
Harry Potter and The Prisoner of Azkaban

Hermione: "So, do you want to get a little closer..."
Ron: "uhh...I'm fine where I am."
Herminoe: "...to the Shrieking Shack."

Before Sunset

Celine: "How do I look?"
Jesse: "I'd have to see you naked."

Finding Neverland

Barrie: "Just believe."

[Lonestarr]

Courtesy of Lacey Chabert (and, by extension, Tina Fey), my favorite movie line of 2004:

"Karen, you can't go around asking people why they're white." - Gretchen in Mean Girls

[JDuncan]

I'd say every line from Shaun of the Dead.

[Xfox]

I'd say every line from Shaun of the Dead.
I second that.

[Lonestarr]

Another great line (also from Mean Girls):

"Don't go calling each other sluts and whores. That just makes it okay for guys to call you that."

There were a number of great lines from Shaun of the Dead and Team America: World Police. Cellular had a terrific last line that I won't give away here.

[Tobias]

Seed of Chucky

Tiffany: They're executing Martha Stewart this morning.

AND

Chucky: This is nuts! And I have a very high tolerance for nuts! If this is what it takes to be human, I'd rather take my chances as a supernaturally possessed doll, it's less complicated!

Napolean Dynamite

Napolean: You have to get your stuff out of my locker, I don't have room for my nunchucks now.

The Spongebob Squarepants Movie


Mr. Krabs (mumbling)jackass(more mumbling)

Spongebob: I'm making a what of myself? I'm only making it worse by repeating what you say?

[cross blues]

From Man on Fire:

Lisa Ramos: "What are you gonna do?"
Creasy: "What I do best. I'm gonna kill 'em. Anyone that was involved, anybody who profited from it, anybody who opens their eyes at me."


your thread title says "Best Movie Quotes." so while this is not a "stupid humor"-type quote, I think it still deserves consideration.

[True Noir]

Everyone saw this coming!



Flippin' sweet!

[peacebyanymeans]

Updated the entries. Keep 'em coming.

[Lonestarr]

I almost forgot this terrific exchange from I, Robot:

"I miss the good old days."
"What good old days?"
"When people were killed by other people."

[cross blues]

here are some more from Man on Fire. use whichever you like more.

Paul Rayburn: "A man can be an artist. At anything... It depends on how good he is at it. Creasy's art is death. He's about to paint his masterpiece."

and the other:

Old Man: "In the church, they say to forgive."
Creasy: "Forgiveness is between them and God. It's my job to arrange the meeting."

[peacebyanymeans]

Okay people come up with 3 more movies and... uh... hold on... 3 x 2 + about... 2? yah. Okay about 8 more quotes! Keep 'em coming!