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Roman Legion
04-24-2001, 12:42 AM
This is a test of subject length, nothing more.

Romey
--Bet no one else thought of that one.

Inque
04-24-2001, 07:39 PM
92 characters, if i'm not mistaken.

snorlaxhead
09-11-2002, 11:01 PM
I'm posting in a old topic cuz i'm an idiot.

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That took a while to post.

Agent S7
06-22-2006, 09:04 AM
Hah! You FOOL! By your reading this, I gain the Super-Extraterrestial Space bonus! Plus fifty attack! Whohaha!

~s7

Greg1
06-22-2006, 11:43 AM
Well, drat. Hard to make up with that.

Alright, I enter the choas grid and gain the pipe wrench. Anyone within nine miles of me immediatly loses a turn and ten gold nuggets.

Peter Paltridge
06-22-2006, 08:56 PM
I send my trained PC-Famicom 64 over from a safe distance to confuse you to death with his bad ideas and steal the wrench. He immediately starts talking about how he would improve Family Guy.




4ACX31 Mother Tucker / written by Tom Devanney
4ACX32 Stewie Loves Lois
4ACX33 Whistle while your wife works / written by Steve Callaghan
4ACX34 Saving Private Brian / written by Cherry Chevapravatdumrong
4ACX35 Hell comes to Quahog / written by Kirker Butler
5ACX01 Prick up your ears / written by Cherry Chevapravatdumrong
5ACX02 Chick Cancer / written by Alec Sulkin & Wellesley Wild
5ACX03 Barely legal / written by Kirker Butler
5ACX04 Road to Rupert / written by Patrick Meighan

Hears what I think about the polt to the episodes (with the stuff neading to be fixed).

Mother Tucker:Tom Tucker gets a new truck, but Bowser & Bowser Jr. truck naps Tom Tuckers truck and the bad thing is that Mario & Luigi were in that truck & only Stuwie & Brian can save them.

Stuwie loves Lois:Beavis & Butt-Head takes Professor E. Gadd's Love bombs with out asking so that ther can get chicks but insted of hiting a chick it hits Stuwie & when Kirby hears about this form E. Gadd, he trys to fine a cure for it, yet Stuwie loves Lois just as much as Petter loves her (Not in that way, a Clean way).

Whistel while your wife works:When Petter gets Fired from his job becuse Scrooge McDuck plans to turn his work into a Mall, Lois fines Oil in ther back yard and Lois makes all the money for ther family.

Saveing Private Brian:Brian gets Kidnaped by Fat Cat & The Mario Bros must save him (no movie parodys for this polt please).

Hell comes to Quahog (More like:Heck comes to Acme Acers):Laura trys to ask Ash to go see a Movie she what to see, but King Dedede recks the town and someone must save it (not much of a polt).

Prick up you ears:Petter is piercing his ears to be like his son Chris, but Pinky & the Brain find out that Petter's Ear rings have power to take over the wolrd & Pinky & the Brain trys to take it from him.

Chick Cancer:Meg get kidnaped by Lupin the III & everyone tells Freakazoid to save her, but he dose not what to save her but everyong is telling him to do so aneway.

Bearly legal (Name of episode hase bin editid for my idea):Petter trys to have a bear as a pet but Petter dose not know that it's agest the law to own a bear as a pet, so he trys to hide it rather then geting rid of it.

Road to Rupert:Another Brian & Stuwie going to some wher Episodes.
Note that this man is serious. He always is.

Greg1
06-23-2006, 02:11 AM
Unfortunatly for you, I attached a fingerprint-sensitive self destruct device, so that within two minutes of not being in my hand, it explodes, knocking you back twelve spaces and giving me a clear run for the bowtie house. HERE I GO!

Agent S7
06-23-2006, 02:18 PM
Foolish mortal! By entering the Bowtie House you are now under my control! I will now torture you with the invisible Power Glove of Destiny!

~s7

Greg1
06-23-2006, 09:49 PM
Ah, but you see, I have my history badge on me, and history says that Friedrich Nietzsche killed God a while ago, and without God, destiny cannot be, and thus the Power Glove of Destiny cannot be, so your basically trying to tickle me, and I ain't ticklish.

I trip you and run through the bonus bedroom door, winning forty points.

An Eskimo
06-24-2006, 06:33 AM
I got a YAHTZEE!

Agent S7
06-25-2006, 11:12 AM
...

Chuck Norris.

lolz.

~s7

Peter Paltridge
06-26-2006, 04:30 AM
Uh-oh! The Cheap Chuck Norris Reference Alarm just went off!

Turns out anyone who makes a Cheap Chuck Norris Reference has to share a prison cell for ten days with Nurtle the Secret Agent Twurtle. I sounded the alarm, so I get a free Slurpee and a Go-Bot toy!

Greg1
06-26-2006, 05:16 AM
Agent S7, I'l gladly break you out of jail if you promise not to vote me out of the mansion next round.

An Eskimo
06-26-2006, 11:12 AM
Nuclear exploooooooooooooooooooosssssssssssssssssiiiiiooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

takineko
06-27-2006, 08:09 PM
Nuclear Explosion sends earth back to ice age, you however, get to jump ahead several million years and it seems as though nothing has changed.

An Eskimo
06-28-2006, 04:50 AM
I send down...
Gandalf the Grey,Gandalf the White,Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight, and Benito Mussolini, and the Blue Meanie and Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie, Robocop, Terminator, Captain Kirk, Darth Vader, Lo Pan,Superman, every single Mighty Morphin' Power Ranger(including the green one this time), Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan, Spock, the Rock, Doc Ock,
and Hulk Hogan. Sombody wanna counter?

takineko
06-28-2006, 06:24 AM
You make a foul for posting lyrics to an over ratted NewGrounds animation. Go back to start. Do not pass Go. Do not collect 200 dollars.

An Eskimo
06-28-2006, 09:15 AM
I turn you into a dead fish and escape!

takineko
06-28-2006, 09:36 AM
Dead fish is actually messiah and resurects after three days.

Because you betrayed the fish with a kiss, you go to purgatory.

Greg1
06-29-2006, 03:49 AM
While you've been doing that, I've just been sitting here in the double chair, where my points double for every letter typed since my last post. Yeah, I think I'm good.

takineko
06-29-2006, 04:53 AM
After your last post, your chair expires, dumping you into a large vat of feces. Will you deduct all previous points to find a cure? Or dye rich and go back to purgatory?

An Eskimo
06-29-2006, 05:17 AM
I turned into Conan O Brien and ate tanooki or whatever's soul!1!!1111!!!!!!!1

takineko
06-29-2006, 07:51 AM
eat tanooki's soul earn 10 gold stars and move up to the front row of The Jim Carrey variety show, in which every character is played by Jim Carrey. (not to be confused with Martin)

An Eskimo
06-29-2006, 09:26 AM
eat tanooki's soul earn 10 gold stars and move up to the front row of The Jim Carrey variety show, in which every character is played by Jim Carrey. (not to be confused with Martin)

I was actually talking about you,taco nazi, but nevermind. I cannot spell your name. Can Jim Carrey have some lemonade in here?

takineko
06-29-2006, 09:59 AM
access denied. Ye can not get ye olde "lemonade". Lets do the Time Warp again.

Agent S7
06-29-2006, 04:36 PM
You have activated my trap card! You are now trapped in the Pit of Eternal Pirates with Lord Goober! I now dominate Australia and Asia, giving me seven new armies! I barbeque these armies and sell them on eBay for seven hundred dollars! With this money I hire a killer duck to devour your souls and make a nice cup of Starbucks, which I then drink triumphantly.

And, BTW, I just passed go, so gimme $200 dollars.

~s7

An Eskimo
07-01-2006, 04:47 AM
I just sleep. I quit.

takineko
07-01-2006, 02:12 PM
Congradulations! Quitting was the only way out of Starbucks! It was either that or death. You recieve 1.5 million tax deductable dollars and 7 wives. Had you chosen death you would have recieved infinant riches and 70 virgins.

An Eskimo
07-02-2006, 07:17 AM
Now I am replaced by Bill Cosby.

"Zoop zoop zoobedebop Jello Pudding Pop!"

takineko
07-03-2006, 09:13 AM
"Zoop zoop zoobedebop Jello Pudding Pop!"

UNLOCKED:: Scat code
UNLOCKED:: Marketing Plug

Recieved:: Retro cool points
Recieved:: Sell out status

You arrive at a ye olde pawn shope.
You may go north, south east, East south, and Denis.

There is a man at the counter, DVDs, stolen jewlry, one cigarrette smelling leather jacket, and weapons for sale.

An Eskimo
07-03-2006, 04:45 PM
I get Deep Impact DVD and give it to StrongBad,thus making there be a 2nd HSR reference on this thread.

Agent S7
07-08-2006, 07:52 PM
>You arrive at a ye olde pawn shope.
You may go north, south east, East south, and Denis.

>Look

>There is a man at the counter, DVDs, stolen jewelry, one cigarette smelling leather jacket, and weapons for sale.

>Go Dennis.

>You go Dennis. Suddenly a cow moves and everyones' head explodes but yours.

~s7

An Eskimo
07-09-2006, 07:02 AM
I move (crash) get out the way get out the way. Then I start a sort of stride.
Ain't nothin' gonna break my stride. Ain't nobody gonna slow me down. Oh no!
I gotta keep on mOOOvin'.

takineko
07-09-2006, 08:47 PM
A cow is in your path

A) barrel through cow, ain't nothin gonna break your stride

B) Kung Fu fight

C) steal cow

E) Alphabet error

D) summon USS Enterprise

An Eskimo
07-10-2006, 06:26 AM
F) All of the above.

takineko
07-10-2006, 01:40 PM
You have chosen the sky, chose your weapon.

ye can not get ye flask.

An Eskimo
07-10-2006, 02:48 PM
I choose to get tired of Thy Dungeonman motife and shoot people with modern machine guns.

takineko
07-10-2006, 04:19 PM
Your stray bullets assalt a nearby conviniance store.

"You broke pickles! Five dollars! c'mon show me money! Pay!"

An Eskimo
07-10-2006, 05:57 PM
So I pay and I kill Dumbledore.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO, YOU @##$H YOU @##$H

takineko
07-16-2006, 07:04 PM
You recieve four dollars for typing # four times!
Zombie Dumbledore is on a rampage!

An Eskimo
07-17-2006, 05:46 AM
I send four dollars on...zombie-destruction bazooka.

takineko
07-19-2006, 04:50 AM
Clint Eastwood appears, do you feel lucky, punk?
Clint Eastwood emits an AT field, his pattern is blue. We have an angel.

Greg1
07-19-2006, 11:35 AM
Camo rating 95%, now sneaking into the cookie factory for extra energy.

Agent S7
07-24-2006, 02:44 PM
I download your cookie factory. You have been caught! (Cue Metal Gear Solid "you've been caught" music.) Because of this, I am now the Banana man, who gets +20 agility and a free Xtreme Soda. Bow before me, human man!

~s7

P.S: I win! (http://kevan.org/brain.cgi?AgentS7)

Greg1
07-24-2006, 09:58 PM
Diglett! I choose you!

An Eskimo
07-25-2006, 02:05 PM
I unleash the power of every single internet catchphrase ever! It's a trap! You're the man now dog! I'm the g**damn Batman! All your base are belong to us! How do you type with boxing gloves on your hands? And many more.

takineko
07-31-2006, 08:03 AM
I unleash the power of every single internet catchphrase ever! It's a trap! You're the man now dog! I'm the g**damn Batman! All your base are belong to us! How do you type with boxing gloves on your hands? And many more.

Ebaum steals your content and makes thousands a month. Ebaum takes you down a notch. :(

Peter Paltridge
07-31-2006, 03:03 PM
Eskimo, I've noticed you've been taken down a notch. I will sell you this Notch Replenishment Cream for $1.36. Interested?

An Eskimo
07-31-2006, 09:28 PM
OK, I got several millions,so I can pay that? I punch eBaum face. Then I proceed bang eBaum's mother. Obvious exits after that are north, south, Dennis, the, and Menace.