The Toon Zone Election Thread [Archive]

EnAll

12-24-2004, 10:11 PM

This is it. The election will last one week and the winner will be announced at midnight of the new year

The final list is:

Javeman (humble man)
Lord Dalek/Juu-kuchi/Gwen (Pantomime Horse)
Philo & Gunge
Grigor (ZAFT Party)
Zeke
Blackheart
The Dork Knight/KurtWagner
Moogle (Dooooooooooomed party)
Jarmyn (Previous dictator, deceased a few times)
Alex Toon ("Like a great neighbor, Alex Toon is always there.")
Guinaevere

randomguy

12-24-2004, 11:07 PM

I really should have gotten in on this. I could have run on a platform consisting of... cushions. I mean, everybody likes cushions, right?

At any rate, I'm still struggling over who to vote for. I want a TZ president who understands the issue that are important to me: Social Security, Israel's right to exist, the growing federal deficit, health care, environmental policy, the War on Terror, and how often the Fresh Question on the Entertainment Board is updated.

Lord Dalek

12-24-2004, 11:12 PM

So it begins...

True Noir

12-24-2004, 11:23 PM

I really wanted to vote for everyone, but this person was just born to be TZ president.

Lord Dalek

12-24-2004, 11:25 PM

In an uncertain year, only one choice rises above the rest...

Javeman's made few promises, done very little to boost morale, and has even tried to ban the front runner in order to boost his own pathetically run campaign.

The Dork Knight promises to protect the elderly from robots. But we have located documents proving TDK is actually using said robots to rob jewelry stores.

Alex Toon is being sued by State Farm Insurrence. That's about it.

Moogle is dooooooomed.

Grigor is backed by ZAFT, the most hostile nation in the history of Earth.

Guinevere is running on our ticket so who cares.

So this year, Vote PANTOMIME HORSE. It's for the childeren.

Jarmyn

12-25-2004, 09:29 AM

People Must Vote For Me Or Else!

The Dork Knight

12-25-2004, 10:59 AM

Sadly, Lord Dalek likes lying to the public. You see, the "documents" he has against me are actually just shredded newspaper.

http://partinm0.tripod.com/pics/gallery/tommywithnewspaper/top.jpg

Here's said "documents" with Lord Dalek's cat Mr. Whiskers.

Vote for the right choice.

Vote Dork Knight/Wagner for a better tomorrow.

This message was paid for by the friends and supporters of The Dork Knight and KurtWagner.

TDK

Mr. Pedro

12-25-2004, 11:20 AM

There aren't any Commies to vote for. I'm sad. :(

Lord Dalek

12-25-2004, 11:22 AM

There aren't any Commies to vote for. I'm sad. :(Haven't you been attention?

We're an anarcho-syndiclist commune. We take end-terms as a sort of excutive office-of the week.

Lord Dalek

12-25-2004, 11:29 AM

Sadly, Lord Dalek likes lying to the public. You see, the "documents" he has against me are actually just shredded newspaper.

http://partinm0.tripod.com/pics/gallery/tommywithnewspaper/top.jpg

Here's said "documents" with Lord Dalek's cat Mr. Whiskers.

Vote for the right choice.

Vote Dork Knight/Wagner for a better tomorrow.

This message was paid for by the friends and supporters of The Dork Knight and KurtWagner.

TDK

Shreaded newspaper? HAHA! Photos:

http://tesla.liketelevision.com/liketelevision/images/toonfest/lowrez/mechanicalmonster211.jpg

Artimus Gigan

12-25-2004, 03:45 PM

If you vote Patomime Horse, robots will kill you children

kill the children, vote Pantomime Horse

EnAll

12-26-2004, 10:11 AM

In an uncertain year, only one choice rises above the rest...

Javeman's made few promises, done very little to boost morale, and has even tried to ban the front runner in order to boost his own pathetically run campaign.

The Dork Knight promises to protect the elderly from robots. But we have locat (http://toolbar.desktoptraffic.net/cgi-bin//ezlclk.fcgi?id=100)ed documents proving TDK is actually using said robots to rob jewelry stores.

Alex Toon is being sued by State Farm Insurrence. That's about it.

Moogle is dooooooomed.

Grigor is backed by ZAFT, the most hostile nation in the history of Earth.

Guinevere is running on our ticket so who cares.

So this year, Vote PANTOMIME HORSE. It's for the childeren.
At least we're not run by a leader with mommy issues

Jave

12-26-2004, 11:41 AM

You guys have to vote for me because, if it wasn't for me, we wouldn't be having this hilarious discussion right now, and Pantomime Horse wouldn't even exist.

The Dork Knight

12-26-2004, 01:26 PM

If you vote for Pantomime Horse, they will steal Santa!

Vote KurtWagner/TDK if you like Christmas, Santa, and Cookies.

TDK

The Dork Knight

12-26-2004, 01:38 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v419/thedorkknight/godkillssmall1.jpg

TDK

Lord Dalek

12-26-2004, 02:37 PM

At least we're not run by a leader with mommy issues... yet.FIXED.

HumanoidTyphoon

12-26-2004, 06:51 PM

There can be only one.

The Dork Knight

12-27-2004, 12:27 PM

Boy, people sure do like seeing kittens get killed. :crying:

TDK

Artimus Gigan

12-27-2004, 02:04 PM

There can be only one.actualy there can only be two

P and VP

EnAll

12-27-2004, 04:33 PM

I admit we are run by Char "I want my Mommy" Azanable.Fixed again

Lord Dalek

12-27-2004, 07:37 PM

Fixed againUhhh, Char is avenging his father you dip.

Jarmyn

12-27-2004, 07:51 PM

I Will Win This Election For It Is My Destiny To Be The Victor!

Artimus Gigan

12-29-2004, 12:01 PM

I Will Win This Election For It Is My Destiny To Be The Victor!
If by Victor you mean future midnless slave to the Dalek Empire

then yes you will be the victor

In the Dalek empire everybody wins, you have no other given choice

there are 1,678,890 to submit, pick one or we'll pick it for you.

See, the Dalek Empire has freedom of choice even to the mindless masses

Lord Dalek

01-01-2005, 06:30 PM

I'm sure Jarmyn will do the right thing and concede.

Artimus Gigan

01-01-2005, 06:46 PM

I'm sure Jarmyn will do the right thing and concede.Or we could assassinate him

Kury Wagner

01-01-2005, 06:52 PM

Or we could assassinate himCan I help?

Soon we will see if evil triumphs. . . Then I'll plan to assassinate you guys.

Lord Dalek

01-01-2005, 07:09 PM

Can I help?

Soon we will see if evil triumphs. . . Then I'll plan to assassinate you guys.Hope you have fun in the Gulag.

Kury Wagner

01-01-2005, 07:12 PM

Hope you have fun in the Gulag.Now Dalek, what would you do if I wasn't here? You need me. You need to laugh at or with me, and you need me to constantly bug you. Trust me, it's true.

Artimus Gigan

01-01-2005, 07:29 PM

Not really, I'm like Two KurtWagners, 1/2 of one Roger Smith, 1 bastardized version of Brak Attack/Waggy Toon, and scrapes and pieces of various other members thrown in for good measure.

Lord Dalek

01-01-2005, 11:06 PM

ALL HAIL PANTOMIME HORSE!

Artimus Gigan

01-02-2005, 12:02 AM

ALL HAIL PANTOMIME HORSE!

You all heard what the lady said

ON YOUR KNEES AND DECLARE YOUR UNWORTHYNESS!

Jarmyn

01-02-2005, 12:08 AM

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
THIS CAN'T BE POSSIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

EnAll

01-02-2005, 10:20 AM

ZAFT officially declares war on Neo Zeon.

Deploy all forces. I''m going out in the Savior Gundam and leading FAITH

Jarmyn

01-02-2005, 01:06 PM

I officially decares war on Lord Dalek and his Neo Zeon forces and Grigor and his ZAFT forces. On my side I have The Titans, The Crossbone Vanguard, The Zanscare Empire, OZ, The Romefeller Foundation, White Fang and The Earth Alliance.

Artimus Gigan

01-02-2005, 01:42 PM

I officially decares war on Lord Dalek and his Neo Zeon forces and Grigor and his ZAFT forces. On my side I have The Titans, The Crossbone Vanguard, The Zanscare Empire, OZ, The Romefeller Foundation, White Fang and The Earth Alliance.
FYI

I control all of BAHRAM

EnAll

01-02-2005, 04:43 PM

I officially decares war on Lord Dalek and his Neo Zeon forces and Grigor and his ZAFT forces. On my side I have The Titans, The Crossbone Vanguard, The Zanscare Empire, OZ, The Romefeller Foundation, White Fang and The Earth Alliance.
Titans: Drunk

Croosbone Vanguard: Turned to Iron

Zanscare: Hides itself in a mask becuse it's weapons are ugly

OZ and Romefeller: Too busy playing Tea Party

White Fang: Too busy fixing all their battleship's viruses with gum and tape

EA: We destroyed them with GENESIS

That killed your list of allies sure quick

Lord Dalek

01-02-2005, 05:18 PM

Zornbach Empire destrorys all of you. Moving on....

Jarmyn

01-02-2005, 05:21 PM

I AM THE SUPREME LEADER OF TOONZONE!

EnAll

01-02-2005, 05:27 PM

Ready Stampeders.

Fire!

Destroys Jarmyn and Zornbach empire.

Now ZAFT rules Toon Zone

Lord Dalek

01-02-2005, 05:29 PM

This is silly. The people have spoken and you don't want to let it go. There's no point in using hostility, what's done is done and is done for a reason. Get of my press junket.

EnAll

01-02-2005, 07:17 PM

This is silly. The people have spoken and you don't want to let it go. There's no point in using hostility, what's done is done and is done for a reason. Get of my press junket.Let us now make an alliance between ZAFT and the Moonrace, recgonizing their existience and allowing free trade and travel (http://toolbar.desktoptraffic.net/cgi-bin//ezlclk.fcgi?id=28) between the Moon and PLANTs. ZAFT will finally be changed for the better. Together, we can push forth to create both a powerful, prosperous, and peaceful ZAFT.

Artimus Gigan

01-02-2005, 10:38 PM

I can tamper with the poll results to make it look like Jarmyn won...

Aquadementia

01-03-2005, 12:26 AM

The voting part of a fake election isn't nearly as much fun as the campaigning.
It would probably have been better to just leave it die.

But I do feel like the Toon Zone version of Ralph Nader for not even making the ballot, even though I had the most developed platform, including forum flooding, shoe making, keeping the Dalek maffia in it's place and best of all, replacing moderators with adorable puppies.

But i'm not going to make a fuss about it when I can just go back to writing.
My next book is "Internet Explorer, unsafe at any download speed."

guinaevere

01-14-2005, 10:03 PM

View Poll Results: Who Will be the Next Mobile Suit Pilot

I was hoping to be part of a presidential team, but I see we're actually just the next pilot. Sure's cramped in here. Scooch over Kuchi. And Dalek, please get your knee out my ear.

Hope you have fun in the Gulag.It's actually better than in the Gulash.

Lord Dalek

01-14-2005, 10:24 PM

View Poll Results: Who Will be the Next Mobile Suit Pilot

I was hoping to be part of a presidential team, but I see we're actually just the next pilot. Sure's cramped in here. Scooch over Kuchi. And Dalek, please get your knee out my ear. Fine, but you aint no newtype sister.

It's actually better than in the Gulash.Speaking of Gulash...