Ask a Silly Question, Get a Silly Answer - PART CUATRO!

[TimTwoFace]

You know the drill...or do you?

-Tim

[Lord Dalek]

A: The drill is a Black & Decker. I thought everyone knew that!

Q: Does the rain in Spain stay mainly on the plain?

[Jave]

A: Yes, but only when it rains.

Q: If X=Chocolate and Y=Penaut Butter, then Z=?

[g_UnIt_GaNsTa]

Z=Whomag Spamlolz.

A: If it is Raining in a part of Switzerland, will WW3 begin?

[JDWeil]

A. Only if you're between Iraq and a hard place.







Q. For pain of headache, neuritis and neuralgia, what do doctors recommend?

[Lord Dalek]

A: A dry martini and a fried egg.

Q: Whose the most remarkable extraordinary fellow?*

*Javeman should know this.

[Alex Toon]

Javeman :sweat: ?

Do they know it's Christmas time at all?

[Anime 51]

No, but if you hum a few bars...

Is it just me, or is Christmas morning anticlimactic?

[Ryoutarou]

It is until the sugar rush kicks in.

Q:Is it me or this smilie annoying as heck? (:rolleyes: )

[JDWeil]

A. Nope, It's gotta be you.




Q. How long has this been going on?

[Lord Dalek]

A: TOO long.

Q: Hows the weather out there?

[Startrekman700]

A: like on mars?
Q: can i take Kim Possible out on a date?

[Jave]

A: like on mars?
Q: can i take Kim Possible out on a date?A: Nah, show got cancelled at 65 episodes.

Q: Is this post really necessary?

[Kury Wagner]

No, that's why it doesn't count.


Why is Wal-Mart such a big sized store?

[ToOn~g@l]

A. Because it has a McDonalds.

Q. What the hell is that?

[Startrekman700]

that damned thing


Q: can gadget hackwrench come out on a date with me?

[Anime 51]

I asked her first!

How should I propose to her?

[JDWeil]

A. On bended knee.





Q. What happens when I push the red button?

[Beguiled]

Your head explodes.

What is that supposed to mean?

[Kury Wagner]

That you have way too much time on your hands.


How do you hold time?

[Martin]

freeze it and take it out of the fridge.

Q.: how do you eat this?

[JDWeil]

A. With a fork in one hand and chopsticks in the other.





Q. Where did you get this recipe?

[Rini]

A. From the evil tiger. (The Frosted Flakes Mascot)

Q. I'm sorry did you say something?

[Beguiled]

Yes I did actually.

Are you :gir: ?

[Toss]

Q/A: do I LOOK like :gir: to you?

[ToOn~g@l]

A. No you look like :narf:

Q. What is a zebra?

[Bomby]

A: Zebra is a breeze backwards, silly!!


Q: When the snow melts, what does it become? Never mind that fact that we GET no snow in SJ ;-;

[JDWeil]

A. Very wet.





Q. Whyizzit that the people who know the least know the least the LOUDEST?

[Anime 51]

They don't know anything, not even how to be quiet.

Are you a personified interrobang?

[Bomby]

A & Q: Is that a trick question?

[Rini]

A. Nope!

Q. Oh good heavens! What on earth is that on your face!?

[Kury Wagner]

A star.



Why do I keep laughing at you?

[Lord Dalek]

Because you haven't seen any Jackie Chan movies.

Do you know the way to San Jose.

[JDWeil]

A. Two doors down the hall and turn to the left.




Q. Which way to the front?

[Martin]

A: Turn around and go back.

Q: Have I seen you before among a Jivaro tribe?

[Toss]

A/Q: have you even seen a Jivaro tribe before?

[Startrekman700]

yeah i have and they looked like the ballas?

Q. where is coolsville?

[JDWeil]

A. Next to Funkytown.





Q. When will Jesus bring the pork chops?

[Martin]

A. When he finds out the taboo on eating pork had an economical reason instead of a religious one.

Q. Why do future archeologists believe gas stations are temples and Fords, Buicks, Ferraris etc. are gods?

[Agent S7]

A. Because so many people worship them.

Q. Does anyone really know what time it is? Does anybody really care?

[JDWeil]

A. No. Get your your own watch.






Q. If this jacket is called a windbreaker, why doesn't it break wind?

[Agent S7]

A. Because you take things way too literally.

Q. Why is the sun blue? :sad:

[JDWeil]

A. You've been looking at too long.






Q. Why is the moon red?

[JDWeil]

A. You've been looking at it too long.






Q. Why is the moon red?

[Agent S7]

A. You haven't been looking at it enough.

Q. Do you know...THE MUFFIN MAN?

[JDWeil]

A. Well, if you hum a few bars maybe I can fake it.





Q. What's the key?

[Anime 51]

Who needs a key? Just break the door down!

Is it possible to make a meaningful post entirely out of smilies?

[Kury Wagner]

If by meaningful, you mean annoying and noob-like. . . yes.


Why am I so tired?

[Beguiled]

Because you were up past 1:00 am.


Why is it so cold?

[Lil' Joker]

A&Q: Should have all the polar bears and igloos tipped you off that you wer'nt in Cancun?

[JDWeil]

A. & Q. Why should they?

[Toss]

A: because that's the polite thing to do!!

Q: why does my neck hurt when I do this? *pops neck*

[ToOn~g@l]

A. Because you just gave yourself another year of arthritis.

Q. If you say some one I love U 2 are you talking about the band or responding to the person who said I love you?

[Kury Wagner]

The band of course. They thought Bono was hot.


Q: If Nightcrawler was a DC character, would he still be blue??

[JDWeil]

A. That depends on how much he'd be getting.






Q. What is your favorite flavor of dog food?

[Saint]

A: horse meat

Q: would that pop-tart you ate this moring have dead by noon?

[Weatherman]

A: Ummm.......yes?


Q: Hoggies or Grinders?

[JDWeil]

A. & Q. Ummm...is there a difference?

[Toss]

A: *rolls eyes* does that answer your question?

Q: is my Top Ramen cold yet?

[Kury Wagner]

Eat it while its hot, it tastes better.



Why do I get the name Barack Obama stuck in my head?

[Weatherman]

Becuase he's just that cool.


Where's Kukamunga?

[JDWeil]

A. Right after Anahaim and Azuza.




Q. Do you know the way to San Jose?

[Alex Toon]

Why not take a shortcut through San Andreas?

[Otaku Bishop]

A: You'll run into a lot of pimps.


Q.Who can stick thier tounge out and catch a fly?

[Martin]

A: Why would I when I did it with my nostrils?

Q: Who ate my sprouts?

[Daffy Dork]

Murphy murph and the feng shui bunch did, they dipped them in italian dressing

Wheel of morality,turn turn turn,tell us the lesson we should learn.And todays lesson is?

[Weatherman]

Don't stick pencils into electrical sockets.



Is it "boingky boingky" or "bouncy bouncy"?

[JDWeil]

A. It's boingsky bouncy.





Q. Or is it bouncy boingsky?

[Lil' Joker]

A:No.

Why do the '(insert virtue (aka-kindness,compassion)) Pass It On' commercials have the opposite effect on me?

[JDWeil]

A. Maybe it's your designer genes.





Q. Whatever became of the nickel cigar?

[Toss]

A: it died with the penny candy.

Q:will you check my head for lice? *scratch scratch*

[mly(^-^)]

I'll ask my grandma first.


Can you make a banana talk?

[JDWeil]

A.& Q. Can you?

[Daffy Dork]

no,but i can do wonders for honeydew melon

only 25 bucks?

[DarkGojira]

No, 100 dollars!

Why must it always be this way?

[Otaku Bishop]

Why must it always be this way?Becase you're the King of the Monsters.


Is my shell on to tight? *tug,tug, pull,tug* Damnation.

[JDWeil]

A. Your shell isn't tight, you are.





Q WHY ME?

[Otaku Bishop]

Your big font gives you away.



Why am I hated by so many girls?

[Kury Wagner]

'Cause they're jealous of how you look in a mini-skirt.



Why do I feel like someone is ignoring me?

[Otaku Bishop]

What? Did you say something?


Why do my teachers hate me?

[Lil' Joker]

A:'Cause they're jealous of how you look in a mini-skirt.

Q:Have you ever lived the same moment twice?
Q:Have you ever lived the same moment twice?

[Otaku Bishop]

A:No
A:No


Why do you hate me?

[Anime 51]

Because you were born!:evil:

Why don't you hate me?

[JDWeil]

A. Give me a reason.




Q. Why do I feel that I'm talking to dummies?

[Weatherman]

Becuase you're in the "Fun and Games" board.


Why does in only snow on weekends?

[Kury Wagner]

Because its a conspiracy. . . . .


What am I?

[Agent S7]

A giant radioactive noodle from the Planet Blortch, home of the slaughtering rat people.

:gir: Why iiiiiiis his head so big? WHYYY HIS HEAD SOOOO BIG???????

[Otaku Bishop]

His tiny brain has to have room to exersise...:anime: Yeah!



Who here can stand on thier head?:D :anime: :p :) :cool:

[JDWeil]

A. Nobody here can do that,




Q. Can I stand on your head?

[Weatherman]

No.


Can I stand on your foot?

[Agent S7]

Yes.

Why do people wear pants and not balogna?

[Alex Toon]

Would YOU like dogs biting at your trousers daily?

[JDWeil]

A. Only if they're hot dogs.




Q. Where's the mustard at?

[Saint]

next to the ketchup

what exactly are hotdogs made of?

[JDWeil]

A. You don't really wanna know.





Q. How about a hamburger instead?

[Otaku Bishop]

COW HATER!!!*points finger*



Why does AnimeSage not hate me?

[JDWeil]

A. You smell like a fish.





Q. Is there no justice?

[Kury Wagner]

I've got no water...just ice. . . (oh my god that was so amazing lame. I am so sorry)


Why does everyone run away when I show up?

[Weatherman]

Becuase you have really really really really bad timing.


Where's the cheese?

[JDWeil]

A. & Q. Can't you smell it?

[Otaku Bishop]

A. No. I only smell onions




Q.If ogre spelled backwads is ergo, what is a dork backwards. (It's not krod)

[Rini]

A. Yo' mama

Q. Has anyone else but me noticed that the sky is blue?

[Otaku Bishop]

A) I thought the sky was green...



Q) Why is :gir: such a dork?

[Rini]

A. Because :zim: doesn't like bacon.

Q. Was that supposed to be funny?

[Otaku Bishop]

A) Hell, no!

Q) Why should it be?

[Kury Wagner]

Because bacon rocks.


Why are eggs oval?

[JDWeil]

A. If they were spherical, they'd be mistaken for billiard balls.




Q. Is it just me. but have you noticed the sun goes down just before it gets dark?

[Weatherman]

Well, it would be kinda dumb if it set after it got completely dark.


Where's my left shoe?

[JDWeil]

A. On your left foot.





Q. Where's your left foot?

[Otaku Bishop]

Right beside your right foot.



Who posted 10x more than me?

[Rini]

A. Me. Because I'm always posting after you :p (I don't know if you noticed that.)

Q. Would you like some green eggs and ham?

[JDWeil]

A. I thought it was green eggs and Spam.





Q. Where do you want to eat it?

[Otaku Bishop]

Someplace where I wont get caught.


Why is all the rum gone?

[Weatherman]

A: Because I drank it.
Q: Who's the best pirate of them all?

[Otaku Bishop]

Me, matey. ARR!


Who looked like this (:confused:) while reading e~mail?

[JDWeil]

A. & Q. Was it someone you met in Detroit?

[Beguiled]

I don't think so.

Are you sure it was left, left, right?

[Rini]

A. Of course not silly! It was right, left, left, right, left :D

Q. Wasn't it? O_o

[Kury Wagner]

No, it was up, up, down, down, left, right, left right, b, a, select, start. (that's a real code, btw)


Do you feel the earth move under your feet?

[Joe Mama]

A) well I know it's not water.

Q) Whose line is it anyway?

[JDWeil]

A. I think it's mine.




Q. 89734 34292 09342 20487?

[Weatherman]

A: 42

Q: What is the unleaden flying weight of a swallow?



Kurt knows the Konami code, sweet.:cool:

[JDWeil]

A. 86 proof.




Q. Where's my invisible car?

[Anime 51]

It was taken by invisible carjackers.

Have you ever wanted to trade places with your mirror reflection?

[Aquadementia]

A. No. All my scissors are right handed.

Q, If all we need to know we learned in kindergarten, then why are all the kids wasting thir time on first through twelfth?

[JDWeil]

A Keeps them out of mischief.









Q. If the plural of mouse is mice, why isn't the plural of house hice?

[Van Fleihight]

A. We need room for rice
Q. WTF am I doing here?

[Kury Wagner]

Swearing like a truck-driver.


Aren't I funny?

[JDWeil]

A. As funny as a iron lung.





Q. If you actually felt like your passport photo looked, where would you be?

[Weatherman]

Probably Indianapolis. One of those places that doesn't seem to have a whole heck of alot of character.


Where's my dinner?

[Startrekman700]

at Mcdonalds


What does WNEW, WTTG, KTTV have in common?

[JDWeil]

A. They're all TV stations.




Q. Waht else?

[Otaku Bishop]

Who cares? Let's come up with somethin' else.


If Billy has two apples, and Mandy has three apples, why can't they just shut the hell up and eat?

[adam.inman]

because they have no arms?



If tom can jump a foot and sue can jump atwo feet then who can eat a pie faster?

[Otaku Bishop]

Neither, the pie is hanging at three feet.


Why does Stewie want my head?

[JDWeil]

A. Becuse it's delicious.





C. Who's next?

[Otaku Bishop]

*raises hand and jumps up and down* ME! ME! OH PLEASE! PICK ME!



Who has an ugly Valentine.

[JDWeil]

A. & Q. Is that the one with the artichoke hearts?

[Weatherman]

A: If you really want it to be, I guess so.


Q: What's with the weather recently?

[Startrekman700]

that DAMN El-nino im gonna kill his a.o.s.


can i get a date with the kanker sisters?

[JDWeil]

A. You can only get a date from a supermarket.





Q. What is this doing here?

[Otaku Bishop]

You dropped it off a little earlier.


Why is my hair like the Bride's*?


*The Bride of Frankenstein

[JDWeil]

A. That's what happens when you try to fix the electric toaster whlie it's still plugged in.





Q. Why didn't you call GEICO?

[Startrekman700]

cause geico aint s---.


Q: what a red herring fallacy?

[Otaku Bishop]

No, a Tuna(eww, tuna)Fallacy.
Ever seen a wanted poster? *knows answer, so waits paitently* Sorry if I misspelled that word.

[JDWeil]

A. & Q. Hey! Where's the question?

[Startrekman700]

A: right here right now..

Q: if there are elvin people called the "Littles" and they live in walls.Where are the giants.

[Weatherman]

The basement



Where's my coffe?

[JDWeil]

A. I drank it. It gets my heart started.





Q. What?! No Late?

[Otaku Bishop]

Nope, just on time, Jetson.


Anyone here married?

[Kury Wagner]

I used to be. =/


Why is ice cream so cold?

[Agent S7]

It HAS NO SOUL!!!! MWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA.

:gir: : Why IS his head so big? WHYYY HISSS HEAD SOOO BIIIIG?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?

[Weatherman]

A: Becuase he's just drawn that way.


Q: What's up with pancakes?

[JDWeil]

A. Nothing. They just lay like lead.






Q. Do you have the feeling that that you're being watched?

[Otaku Bishop]

I think someone wathing me...



Why did Wagner divorce Dalek?:sweat:

[JDWeil]

A. & Q. Is that what's keeping you up nights?

[Rini]

A. No.

Q. What's that purple fuzz ball on your head?

[Beguiled]

A hat silly!

Why did my head just explode?

[Style]

Because it was there.

What am I looking at right now?

[JDWeil]

A. The mirror.





Q. Is that all there is?

[Anime 51]

Yes.

Why should there be anything more?

[Otaku Bishop]

Any less and the world would suck.

Why should I die early>

[Zach]

Because you can gas yourself and not even know it

Why do I not make better grades?

[Otaku Bishop]

Why? F means Fantastic and A means Awful.


Why am I in trouble again?

[Kury Wagner]

Because you have no respect for your elders.



Why did my power supply on my computer literally blow up?

[JDWeil]

A. Because you're not supposed to type stupid answers into this thread.





Q. Why must there be a teenager in jail?

[Startrekman700]

cause he stole somethin.. and he aint in love..



Q. If there is a Game called San Andreas, why isnt there a game called San Antonio.

[Style]

Because, at a deep and profound level, they are the same place.

Why can't I find anything better to do with my time than this?

[Mynd Hed]

Because, at a deep and profound level, they are the same place.

I beg to differ-- San Andreans don't know what salsa should taste like.


Why can't I find anything better to do with my time than this?

If it's the same reason I can't, unemployment.

Am I going crazy, or did the cameraman on The Daily Show just cut away so that we wouldn't see John Stewart make the "drinky drinky" motion to indicate that Wes Craven is an alcoholic?

[JDWeil]

A. You're crazy.





Q. Who brought the beer?

[Otaku Bishop]

****! I forgot! *stumbles out the door, drunk-like *



Who ordered this ****in' pizza?!?!

[JDWeil]

A. You ordered it, while drinking the beer.




Q. You guys going to the post office?

[thecoolone]

a: no, are you



q:does tony the tiger REALLY think that frosted flakes are GRRRRRRREAT?

[JDWeil]

A. If that's what turns him on.




Q. What does it do for your stripes?

[HumanoidTyphoon]

It polka dots them.


Can you shake it?

[Bearpod91]

only if u bake it



does the oscars use a dead guy to make the red carpet?

[Anime 51]

Yes.

Is humanity a figment of its own collective imagination?

[JDWeil]

A. & Q. Do you imagine humanity?

[Otaku Bishop]

A&Q: How the hell can he?:evil:

[JDWeil]

A. Pinch yourself.






Q. Which way to the front?

[Otaku Bishop]

Face the back and walk backwards.




Who can understand my useless ramble?

[Mynd Hed]

C3P0-- he's fluent in over eight million forms of useless ramble.

Why are we walking like this?

[JDWeil]

A. Maybe its because out legs are tied together.






Q. Who is Jack Spicer?

[Agent S7]

A. A moose.

Q. Wih won't zee brilliant villianz from zat Moose and Squirell cartoon ever catch the annoying aninimalz?

[Otaku Bishop]

Zey are to ****ing stupeed. Zat's wih.


When will Eddy get a stupid quarter?

[Rini]

A. When he doesn't want one. :p

Q. Heh.. when will that be? :sweat:

[Otaku Bishop]

When Kevin, Nazz, Rolf, Sarah, Jimmy,and Ed really become suckers.


Who ever thought Ed had a brain?

[Zerla]

Larry the cable guy

Is Osama Bin Laden investing in Pepsi?

[Otaku Bishop]

Only if Saddam Husan can advertize Sprite.

Who loves me?:crying:

And I like Larry the Cable Guy.:mad:

[JDWeil]

A. & Q. Who indeed?

[Otaku Bishop]

I guess I love myself. *sigh*


What is really over the rainbow?

[Agent S7]

A. Who else? Lucky the Lepruchaun! :D OBEY THE CEREAL!

Q. Why is the sky green?

[JDWeil]

A. You're wearing green sunglasses.





Q. Do you believe?

[Agent S7]

A. In the day. (Jethro Tull reference)

Q. What would you do if I sang out a tune?

[Sproxie]

A. Run.

Q. Whats that thing staring at me from the wall?

[JDWeil]

A. That's the mirror.





Q. Why does it smell like someone died in here?

[Agent S7]

A. Nah, nobody died. It was just me. ;)
Q. What would you do if you went up to but a Klondike Bar and you discovered that it had transformed into a Ninja overnight? :eek:

[JDWeil]

A. Well, ninjas like klondike bars.




Q. Is this any way to run a railroad?

[Otaku Bishop]

No. If you go the way you're going now, the train'll miss.

If E is for Everyone, T is Teen, and M is Mature, why can't I be an Idiot?

[JDWeil]

A. Keep trying.




Q. If I throw you a stick, will you go away?

[Weatherman]

No, but if throw some dynamite I'll run really fast.


Why is the universal answer 42?

[JDWeil]

A. & Q. What was the universal question?

[Toss]

A: when's lunch?


Q: do irrelevant questions annoy you?

[Anime 51]

Sometimes

Do relevant questions annoy you?

[JDWeil]

A. Only when I'm sleeping.





Q. What does annoy you?

[Otaku Bishop]

You.


Who want me?

[JDWeil]

A. Nobody





Q. Car 54, where are you?

[Otaku Bishop]

I'm right here, moran!


Anyone see my missing shell?

[Agent S7]

I think you dropped it on the beach. XD
(Notices no one is laughing. Smiles and walks slowly away...)
If you had to be either Dib, Zim or Gaz, and there was no other choice, who would you be?

[Bogey B]

zim, due to a smeltering gone wrong I already have a iron fist, so it all works out.

where are the roots on graph 17x^2+9x+19?
remeber to show your work.;)

[Otaku Bishop]

I would help, but I think I would be banned helping you do your homework.



Why do we even have homework?

[Bogey B]

I would help, but I think I would be banned helping you do your homework.

Why do we even have homework? been two years since iv'e had to do quadratics (trig on the other hand...)

anyway, because you can't have your pudding if you don't eat your meat!

why does dark side of the moon sync up with wizard of oz?

[Kury Wagner]

Because Floyd is awesome and they love playing with your mind!


Why are re-runs of Fresh Prince of Bel-Air still being played?

[JDWeil]

A. They're not old enough to be buried.





Q. Why am I getting those funny pictures on my TV?

[Otaku Bishop]

Because you're on the T.V.!



Why can't I think of another question?

[JDWeil]

A. Obviously you're a mental minus.




Q. Am I the only one here who thinks he's superior?

[Otaku Bishop]

No, I think I'm superior, too.


Could someone do a question for me?

[Weatherman]

Eh........no.


Why do we need questions made up for us?

[Kury Wagner]

Because Colin (and a few others) control our brains and we are just slaves posting away while the said people laugh at our puppet-likeness... or because you're just not clever enough. Whichever you'd like.


Where do I come up with ^this stuff?!

[ToOn~g@l]

A. In a bank that gives away funny answers.

Q. If april showers bring may flowers then what do may flowers bring?

[Agent S7]

A. Doom.

Q. This is not a question.

[JDWeil]

A. & Q. If it isn't, what is it?

[James_Batista]

Q. David Manning?

A. Is egoism an instrument?

[Alex Toon]

Yep it is. I play the egoism in my own orchestra.
{plays instrument badly, wimdows break}
Um, who will pay for that?

[JDWeil]

A. & Q, Is this covered by insurance?

[Agent S7]

A. The bad news is, this isn't. The good news it that, I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico. :p

Q. Who is John Galt?

[JDWeil]

A. & Q. Who cares?

[Agent S7]

A. John Galt

Q. Does anyone really know what time it is? Does anybody really care? (about time?)

[Anime 51]

No one cares.

Do you care if anyone cares?

[Kury Wagner]

A & Q: The people say that I shouldn't care what the people say, but isn't that in turn telling me not to listen to them telling me that I shouldn't care?

[JDWeil]

A. Yes.




Q. Does the name Breckenridge mean anything to,you?

[Otaku Bishop]

Yeah, Breckenridge is the name of an idiot at my school...and it's spelled the same...


Who is dumberer than me?

[JDWeil]

A. I can't be. I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night.






Q. Is there a plastic surgeon in the house?

[Weatherman]

No, but there might be one in the house.



If a pie were square, would it still be a pie?

[Kury Wagner]

It would be 3.14159265.

Would you spend 16,000 yen on a square watermelon?

[JDWeil]

A. & Q. Would you spend it on a square egg?

[Dr. Furball]

A: If it was scrambled, maybe.

Q: What would you do for a Klondike bar?

[Toss]

A: nothing. I prefer Eskimo Pies, myself.

Q: wanna scoot over some?

[JDWeil]

A. No, 'Cause they melted.





Q. Who put the overalls in Mistress Murphy's chowder?

[Agent S7]

A. This guy:

http://www.teambadger.co.uk/pics/arizona/weirdo%20merlin.jpg
Q. Who cut down the cheese in it's prime, and what was the motive? :cool:

[JDWeil]

A. That same guy. He wanted to freak you out.






Q. Have you seen everything yet?

[Weatherman]

A. Depends on what you mean by "everything".Q. Why can't we be friends?

[JDWeil]

A. & Q. How friendly can you get?

[Otaku Bishop]

Not very friendly...


Who here will give dating advice?

[JDWeil]

A. The only dates I can get come from a tree.






Q. Are you here again?

[Otaku Bishop]

Yep, and I'm like Kenny: I keep coming back!!!


Who has ever :sweat: a puddle while playing sports?

[JDWeil]

A. & Q. Was puddle or poodle?

[Toss]

A: neither...it was a paddle.

Q: where's the love?!

[JDWeil]

A. & Q. Where's the beef?

[Agent S7]

A. Cows.

Q. Who is Douglas Adams? (Guess.)