The Dork Knight
11-21-2001, 05:00 PM
*Opens to commentator's booth at Acme Headquaters*
Bugs Bunny: Eh, what's up doc? Welcome to the first episode or should I say fan fic of CLASH OF THE CARTOON STARS!!!!
Mickey: Just say episode Bucktooth Bunny....
Bugs: Oh shut up rat face..... Tonight's show is a doozy! Tonight's fight is a classic! It pits the Griffins of Seth McFarlen's Family Guy against the Simpsons again Matt Groeing's... uh.... The Simpsons!
Mickey: Gosh! It must have taken you a long time for you to figure that one out!
Bugs: Would you please shut your yap Chuckie Cheese?
Mickey: STOP MAKING FUN OF MY COUSIN!
Bugs: Okay.... Mickey... Did you take your medication today?
Mickey: Nope, I forgot....
Bugs: Figures... Anyway, back to the show. These rivalres began in 1999 when after the Super Bowl, Fox premired the show "Family Guy". Family Guy in many people's opinions is considered a more edgey than the classic "The Simpsons". Let's just say that The Simpsons have not been all that happy about that. Well lets get on with the fight!
Mickey: Just to let you all know that the characters in these fights do not die. So let's get it on!
Bugs: Approching the ring are America's 1# dsyfunctinal family! Though that could change after tonights show!
Mickey: And now approaching the ring are America's 2nd favorite dsyfunctinal family, The Griffins of Family Guy! And now here's referee Mr. T for details!
Mr. T: Hey guys! I've decided in honor of Thanksgiving to make this fight a family food fight for these two dsyfuncinal familes. Here are the rules. You must knock out each opponent! Which ever team has a member still standing wins! But one last thing! I pity da fool who cheats! Let's get this fight started!
Homer: I'm gonna beat you like a drumstick Griffin! mmmmmmm.....drumstick.....
Peter: Is food all you think about Simson? Oh! Candied yams! Yum, yum!
Bart: The Simpsons with defeat you idiots!
Stewie: Oh shut up you arrogant....
Mr. T: Hey! This is a family show son! Looks like I'm gonna have to disqualify you sucka!
Stewie: Oh you shut out you mohawk wearing son of.......
Mr. T: SHUT UP BEFORE I SHOVE MY BOOT UP YOU'RE BABY TUSH!
Stewie: Yes sir!
Mr. T: That's better sucka.
Marge: Hey Lois! Watch out!
*Throws stale bread at Lois knocking her out*
Mr. T: Minus one for Family Guy
Bugs: Boy, the Griffins are really struggling in this fight! Losing two members already! Let's hope they improve!
Meg: HOW DARE YOU DO THAT TO MY MOTHER! TAKE THIS!
*Throws a big pot with very hot soup at Marge*
Marge: OWWWWWW!
Mr. T: One hit K.O! Minus one for the Simpsons!
Bart: Hey Porky! Watch out for low flying objects!
*Bart throws a pumpkin*
Chris: Where?
*Chris walks away from table*
*Pumpkin bounces off rubber wall and hits Lisa and Bart*
Bart: Oh crap.......
Lisa: Ditto.......
Mr. T: DOUBLE K.O.!
Bugs: That was a amazing play! Let's see that again!
*Plays instant replay*
*Chris comes back to the table*
Chris: Hey! There were no low flying objects!
*Pumpkin bounces back once again and knocks out Maggie some how*
Mr. T: Oh my god! TRIPLE K.O.!
Homer: Well, looks like it's a showdown! I'll get you Griffin!
Peter: Not if I get you first!
*Throws various foods at Homer*
*Homer catches all of them with his mouth and eats them like a big fat pig*
Homer: Is that the best you got?
Peter: No I don't Porky.....
*Throws turkey at Homer*
*Homer catches it with his mouth*
Homer: Oh no!
*Starts choking on Turkey*
Homer: Well looks like we lose...........
*Homer becomes unconsious*
Mr. T: And the winners and new dsyfuncional family are.... THE GRIFFINS!
Bugs: Wow! That was a amazing fight! A crowning of the new dsyfuncional family! Amazing! Well from me and Chuckie Cheese... er... Mickey Moose.... er........ Mickey Mouse. Good night!
COMING NEXT WEEK! THE BUTT-UGLY MARTIANS VS. INVADER ZIM!
Bugs Bunny: Eh, what's up doc? Welcome to the first episode or should I say fan fic of CLASH OF THE CARTOON STARS!!!!
Mickey: Just say episode Bucktooth Bunny....
Bugs: Oh shut up rat face..... Tonight's show is a doozy! Tonight's fight is a classic! It pits the Griffins of Seth McFarlen's Family Guy against the Simpsons again Matt Groeing's... uh.... The Simpsons!
Mickey: Gosh! It must have taken you a long time for you to figure that one out!
Bugs: Would you please shut your yap Chuckie Cheese?
Mickey: STOP MAKING FUN OF MY COUSIN!
Bugs: Okay.... Mickey... Did you take your medication today?
Mickey: Nope, I forgot....
Bugs: Figures... Anyway, back to the show. These rivalres began in 1999 when after the Super Bowl, Fox premired the show "Family Guy". Family Guy in many people's opinions is considered a more edgey than the classic "The Simpsons". Let's just say that The Simpsons have not been all that happy about that. Well lets get on with the fight!
Mickey: Just to let you all know that the characters in these fights do not die. So let's get it on!
Bugs: Approching the ring are America's 1# dsyfunctinal family! Though that could change after tonights show!
Mickey: And now approaching the ring are America's 2nd favorite dsyfunctinal family, The Griffins of Family Guy! And now here's referee Mr. T for details!
Mr. T: Hey guys! I've decided in honor of Thanksgiving to make this fight a family food fight for these two dsyfuncinal familes. Here are the rules. You must knock out each opponent! Which ever team has a member still standing wins! But one last thing! I pity da fool who cheats! Let's get this fight started!
Homer: I'm gonna beat you like a drumstick Griffin! mmmmmmm.....drumstick.....
Peter: Is food all you think about Simson? Oh! Candied yams! Yum, yum!
Bart: The Simpsons with defeat you idiots!
Stewie: Oh shut up you arrogant....
Mr. T: Hey! This is a family show son! Looks like I'm gonna have to disqualify you sucka!
Stewie: Oh you shut out you mohawk wearing son of.......
Mr. T: SHUT UP BEFORE I SHOVE MY BOOT UP YOU'RE BABY TUSH!
Stewie: Yes sir!
Mr. T: That's better sucka.
Marge: Hey Lois! Watch out!
*Throws stale bread at Lois knocking her out*
Mr. T: Minus one for Family Guy
Bugs: Boy, the Griffins are really struggling in this fight! Losing two members already! Let's hope they improve!
Meg: HOW DARE YOU DO THAT TO MY MOTHER! TAKE THIS!
*Throws a big pot with very hot soup at Marge*
Marge: OWWWWWW!
Mr. T: One hit K.O! Minus one for the Simpsons!
Bart: Hey Porky! Watch out for low flying objects!
*Bart throws a pumpkin*
Chris: Where?
*Chris walks away from table*
*Pumpkin bounces off rubber wall and hits Lisa and Bart*
Bart: Oh crap.......
Lisa: Ditto.......
Mr. T: DOUBLE K.O.!
Bugs: That was a amazing play! Let's see that again!
*Plays instant replay*
*Chris comes back to the table*
Chris: Hey! There were no low flying objects!
*Pumpkin bounces back once again and knocks out Maggie some how*
Mr. T: Oh my god! TRIPLE K.O.!
Homer: Well, looks like it's a showdown! I'll get you Griffin!
Peter: Not if I get you first!
*Throws various foods at Homer*
*Homer catches all of them with his mouth and eats them like a big fat pig*
Homer: Is that the best you got?
Peter: No I don't Porky.....
*Throws turkey at Homer*
*Homer catches it with his mouth*
Homer: Oh no!
*Starts choking on Turkey*
Homer: Well looks like we lose...........
*Homer becomes unconsious*
Mr. T: And the winners and new dsyfuncional family are.... THE GRIFFINS!
Bugs: Wow! That was a amazing fight! A crowning of the new dsyfuncional family! Amazing! Well from me and Chuckie Cheese... er... Mickey Moose.... er........ Mickey Mouse. Good night!
COMING NEXT WEEK! THE BUTT-UGLY MARTIANS VS. INVADER ZIM!