Scenes from a hat: you know your going insane when...

[Jarmyn]

You try to take over the world.
You try to take over the universe.
You try to destroy the world.
You try to destroy the universe.
You kill someone and eat their brains.
You decide to become a super villian.

[Tobias]

- When you think Fox is intelectual programming at it's finest

- When you think Gilbert Gottrfried, Bobcat Golthwait, Carrot Top, Rosie O'Donnell, Fran Drescher, and Jonathan Taylor Thomas should do a movie together.

- When you watch the last two seasons of Sealab and don't even flinch

[candy17]

You know you're going insane when...

-You view urination, sleep, and eating as procrastination.

-You start off every morning with two scoops of dog food.

-You make lists like this...uh, scratch that...

-You don't have cable "because that's how they keep tabs on you."

[Weatherman]

-the walls are even telling you to get help

-the voices in your head are saying "Man, I can't hang out with this guy, he's nuts!"

-you get larngeitis(sp?) from laughing too much

[SilverKnight]

-the walls are even telling you to get help

-the voices in your head are saying "Man, I can't hang out with this guy, he's nuts!">bows to Weatherman's dry wit< That's great! :D

[Kury Wagner]

- You look up to Jarmyn (Kidding, just kidding)
- You wear a foil hat because you're sure that they're reading your mind!
- You're me. . . :gir:

[Weatherman]

>bows to Weatherman's dry wit< That's great! :D
heheh, thanks:o



-when you start forming aliegences bewteen you various personalities

-when even your extra personalities have voices in their heads

-when you find a straight-jacket to be a comfortable fashion excessory

-when the mental hospital says "Oh, you're back. How was your vacation?"

-when your hospital card has frequent visitor bonuses

[HumanoidTyphoon]

-You're admitted into a mental hospital.

[Lord Dalek]

-You join Toon_Zone

[Agent S7]

You're me. ;)

[Kury Wagner]

You're me. ;):rolleyes: I already did that! :anime:

[Invader Z]

You dress like with Lord Crump with a sunburn, run to the Jersey Dump from California, yelling "BYE BYE MS. AMERICAN PIE!" , then watch the SpongeBob Movie at a local theater upside down, and set off a time bomb in Austria. *Notices self* uhh... *runs off* I'm insane...

[Kenshin]

-when you stick a penny into an electrical socket and it feels good.

[Lord Dalek]

-You post in a thread like this.

[purplehairedwonder]

- You've been applying for a mental institution for years.

- You prefer the company of the voices in your head to other people.

- You randomly tell people that "They're watching you" or "Don't look behind you" in a creepy voice.

-the voices in your head are saying "Man, I can't hang out with this guy, he's nuts!"That one rules Weatherman:D

[Carolina Red]

...when you propose a "Zero Clothes Day" at work...for the fourth time in the month.

[Agent S7]

You use a Kleenex to cover your hair "In case Bubbles is watching"...
You talk (and look) like Gollum
You watch Reality TV. :D

[Weatherman]

That one rules Weatherman:D


Heheheh, thanks.

-When the voices in your head have therapists

-When each personality has it's own disorder

-you spend your night carefulyl aranging and rearanging your garbage cans

-when your bi-polar moods actually suceed in repeling each other