Happy B-Day Karl Olson.

[Nick K.]

Happy B-Day.. we've crossed paths many a time... so I felt it was my duty to make you a B-Day Thread... Mwahahaha!

[Beguiled]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

Have a great b-day!


~ Angel.

[Mr. Pedro]

There's just too many people here who can come up with something much more clever than I can, so I'll just keep it simple with "Happy Birthday Karl". :anime:

[Kury Wagner]

If you say "Karl" over and over it sounds like "karma" and "Olson" becomes "oso" which means "bear" in Spanish. . . So you're now Karma Bear. . . okay, I'll shut up now. Sorry, man. Erm, happest of birthdays!

[HumanoidTyphoon]

Happy Birthday Mr. Klystron!

[Lord Dalek]

A special shoutout to the man with the worlds biggest macro.

WE LOVE KRAL! ALL HAIL KRAL!

[Zebi]

Happy Birthday Karl!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v89/avran/smilies/balloon.gif

[Anime Guy]

Happy birthday, Karl! Hope it's a great one.;)

[Youko Recca]

Yet another one...well...I could denounce such a man as a beast...but not of scare intents. But of monstrous dedication. And no it isn't a substitution for "not sizing up" or "the real world". One who dedicates more than eighty percent of his paycheck to Anime shouldn't be looked down upon, but looked---up---upon. One who trully owns all over the Bottlecap collectors and perverts at work, as we speak, posting illegal/faux images of Hiedi Klum in her birthday suit. Oh how the spam has reached it's low(er)....in no time flat.

Oh but this man is smart. Any Shounen synopsis beggining with "A young man with a desire to....", overlooked. Any Seinen starting with "The world is set in an apocalyptic...", overlooked. Any Hentai starting with "Tatsuki Kanagi has twenty-four hours to screw as many men as possible to win a bet over her sex crazy cowoker",.....skimmed but eventually overlooked due to overuse of misionary positoning.

Shoujo...shoujo's different. Big-eyed girls wanting love constantly from oblivious prettyboy, can get a free pass. It's all good.

Cons fear this man. He comes, he sees, he spends his money wisely. Lucky as hell at any contests involved in. Copping a feel on voice actress after mass stampede, no one has to know. Ignoring jealous cosplayers giving him dirty looks. Laughing hard as a horde of Inuyasha fangirls trip in harmony by the front steps, the Kagome's head ricocheting off the concrete with the loudest of thumps. Autograghed items a guarantee. The cardrive back is savored. Who doesn't feel proud after another haul like that.

Walking into his room and passing shelves filled up to their asses in DVDs. Filing cabinets to keep track of any and every con and rivaling Ukato he's demolished in his reign.

And at the end of every night, slipping on his Haibane Renmei pajamas, brushing his teeth with the Outlaw Star shaped toothbrush, taking some to the head with his FLCL shotglass, crawling under the Windy Tales covers, turning on the Cowboy Bebop melodies to help him get to sleep, but not after plugging in his Tsukihime nightlight and setting his Haro alarm clock.

He stares up at his cieling, directly into the eyes of Kei on his Dirty Pair Flash wallscroll. Thinking...


Woah....my birthday's tommorow.....damn.....hope I have a good one.


One year into the future, I'm told he had a great one. This time we couldn't blame the Peter Rabbit rendition.

[Mog]

Happy Birthday Karl.

[Jave]

Feliz Cumpleaños, Karl!

[Fone Bone]

Uuuuh, Happy Birthday? Yes, that will do.

[DisneyBoy]

Have a happy one! And stay warm!

[Czar Gato]

Bon anniversaire, Karl! :)

[PaQ]

Happy Birthday Karl. :) Hope you have a good time today.

[Jaguar]

Happy birthday, Karl.



Can I sleep on your couch.

[Conekiller]

Happy Birthday to my home-boy in Seattle.

here's hoping he doens't get any more anime DVD repeats ^_^ (they're hard to exchange without a receipt..if your lucky)

[Ben]

Lovely Kerouac-ish tribute there, Youko.

Don't think I can top it.

If I could I would bring you back some niiiice sake. But alas, I cannot.

[Riza Hawkeye]

Yo happy birthday Karl! I'm 15 minutes late, but I still wanted to say hope ya had a happy birthday Karl :)

[Dark Soul]

Happy Birthday Karl..

[Karl Olson]

Actually, the banality and general unotakuness of my birthday my surprise you all.

See, I was over in Spokane, WA visiting my some of my relatives for Thanksgiving. So, my birthday dinner occured in a Perkins Resturant on Division Street, and they couldn't even seat all of us together (we were in adjecent booths atleast.) I had a Chef Salad w/ Bleu Cheese dressing and a Peppermint Mocha to drink. We then picked up a cheesecake on our way back to my aunt and uncle's house, where the cheesecake was then consumed. Then we watched Elf, which my aunt and uncle had rented earlier that day apparently. Actually, I spent some of the time watching my cousin play the Sims.

Dullest 21st Birthday Ever, no? :sweat:

Well, atleast I won my bid on this:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&rd=1&item=2286177257

...as if I needed further proof of how Nerdcore I am. (http://www.karlrolson.com/haven.htm)

[Classic Speedy]

Oh my.... I'm actually OLDER than you! Unbelievable. :D

Happy B-Day, you great mod, you.

[MahouShoujo13]

Happy B-day Karl.

[Karl Olson]

Happy birthday, Karl.



Can I sleep on your couch.


Forgot to answer that question. Sure I guess.

I also forgot to thank everyone who said Happy Birthday. Thank you all. :)