The Official B'wana Beast Appreciation Thread (Take Two)

[Fone Bone]

Okay, it's clear to me that people really DO love B'wana Beast. No fooling. The first thread was closed because I think the mods thought we were joking but he IS really cool. Some reasons I love him:

1. He's voiced by Civil Wars Peter Onarati. C'mon the dude is funny.

2. His costume is hilarious. Just a dude in a loin cloth wearing a bizarre helmet running around is the coolest thing ever.

3. He's a lady's man. Zatanna trying to get him to stop looking at her legs was a highlight in an episode filled with highlights.

4. He has the coolest powers ever. He can talk to animals and even combine them into completely new creatures. Can the Question or Green Arrow do that?

Why do YOU love B'wana Beast?

[Yarharhar]

You know all the other superheros must love him. I mean a guy dressed up in a bat suit or blue and red spandex doesn't look as ridiculous when they're standing next to him

[Lunchbox]

I love him because if he combined Selma Hayek with Lucy Liu, he'd make the single hottest woman ever.

And then he'd "do" her. On the moon.

[Merlin Missy]

1. He's voiced by Civil Wars Peter Onarati. C'mon the dude is funny.*reads this, lets it stew a long time until something clicks*

We finally know who Warhawk's daddy is gonna be ...

*needs to make an "on the moon" icon for Lunchbox now*

MM:)

[Yarharhar]

*reads this, lets it stew a long time until something clicks*

We finally know who Warhawk's daddy is gonna be ...

*needs to make an "on the moon" icon for Lunchbox now*

MM:)So Warhawk is the son of B'wana Beast and Selcy Liuek, gaining his amazing powers by being concieved on the moon?

[Telle]

-Cause he's Dr. Doolittle with a big can of whoop-ass
-Cause those goggles are the greatest thing since Plastic Man
-Cause B'wana plus Vixen = this show is too cool for school!
(Fellow B'wana shippers, am I right?)
-Cause when you translate B'wana from Swahili, his name spells an interesting anagram!

[Fone Bone]

*reads this, lets it stew a long time until something clicks*

We finally know who Warhawk's daddy is gonna be ...

*needs to make an "on the moon" icon for Lunchbox now*

MM:)This idea is both disturbing and awesome.

And Missy I ain't trying to tell you how to lead your life but be sure to put the Baby Etrigan avatar back in rotation at some point.;)

[Lunchbox]

-Cause B'wana plus Vixen = this show is too cool for school!
(Fellow B'wana shippers, am I right?)
Woah, woah, woah. B'wana cannot be tied down to one lady. Or two, as the case may be. While I'm sure he did treat the Vixen twins to some most awesome moon se...I mean, "fun," to imply that he'll have a relationship? They just aren't awesome enough to.

[Fone Bone]

Woah, woah, woah. B'wana cannot be tied down to one lady. Or two, as the case may be. While I'm sure he did treat the Vixen twins to some most awesome moon se...I mean, "fun," to imply that he'll have a relationship? They just aren't awesome enough to.Logic cannot dictate a shipper's needs.

[Lunchbox]

So Warhawk is the son of B'wana Beast and Selcy Liuek, gaining his amazing powers by being concieved on the moon?
Selcy Liuek. Even her name arouses me.