Which TZ Members would you like to fight to the death?

[Juu-kuchi]

Darwinian thought on the evolutionary process always states of the 'survival of the fittest' meaning the strong shall outlive the weak. The same can be said for the harsh fickle world of message board forums. How can the same be said? I don't know, but this is now quite simple in which I ask this major question.

In an unrelenting world of many member goers on a forum, some of them just has to leave, but since you can't exactly eliminate a person even by banning their IP, sometimes two of them just have to fight to the death for it. Now, in any case...

Which Toon Zone members would you see fight to the death? Who would win? Who would lose? And why such things must happen? Don't ask me why this happened, because it's the evolutionary process and if you don't believe this why don't you just go back to the America in the 1920's where you belong. See if I care if you liked Inherit the Wind...

[Lord Dalek]

Juu-kuchi and myself in a pantomime horse costume vs. Hyper Luigi.

[JTD]

No reason but I'll fight anyone who gets in my way or does something that could disturbe me or freinds!

[Kury Wagner]

Dalek vs. Randomguy. . .

[Lord Dalek]

No reason but I'll fight anyone who gets in my way or does something that could disturbe me or freinds!Ok then, if a bunch of pirates disturbed you and your friends and all you were armed with was a peashooter? Would you still risk the effort?

[Zim999]

DanMat6288 he get's me soooooo mad.

[Lord Dalek]

Jacoiros VS. catbus!

[Spike Mcdougal]

I hope those I mention will see this:D

My old foe Artemis in a Trigun style shootout

Knux Five in a Megazord battle

Last but not least JohnCrichton in two out of three rounds and since JC seems to be a bigger cut from the herd than I am i'll let him pick what the first two fights would be and if I were to win one then the final round is my choice

[randomguy]

I'd like a four-way rumble with Zach Nathason and SSJPabs Vs. EinBebop and Lucky Bob. It'd be TZ liberals vs. TZ conservatives in a no-holds-barred match to the death. It practically sells itself.

[Startrekman700]

bubblegum girl vs. mr pedro in a mechfight at National Airport

[Startrekman700]

BubbleGum Girl Vs. NightFlower in a powerpuff girl match

[William C. Maune]

I want to see Karl Olson vs. Twage.

[Mog]

Knux Five in a Megazord battle
I would so have to be in that. Even if it was me with a knife tied to a stick vs Knux in a Megazord, I would still do it. Just because Knux would go all out and cause the Apocolypse those Christians have been raving about for so long. It would be epic.

[Martianinvader]

Me vs. Matt Wilson. It wouldn't be too hard to win either; Matt would start out the match by complaining.

"Man, can you be any more stupid? If you were any more stupid, you would be Nintendo! Or Family Guy! Or classic Simpsons episodes! Or chocolate ice cream! Or sunny days with cool breezes at the beach! Or every girl I've ever tried to force to like me! But I'll tell you what's NOT stupid...the One Piece dub!"
*Matt looks down to find a gigantic sword has been run right through him when he wasn't paying attention*
"Oops. Hey wait, I kinda like this! Living is stupid! Death is cool! But I'll tell you what's not cool, Pixar movies--" *Matt dies*

[alex]

I challenge anyone willing to take me on.:evil: I must warn you, i can be brutal with a pillow, and am fully prepared to tickle and give noogies! There's that, and in the unlikely event that i should meet my demise, others stronger and fiercer than I will rise up to take my place. Mwahahahahaha!

[Fone Bone]

Merlin Missy vs. Wayman Tisdale

(hint: Merlin Missy wins)

[Juu-kuchi]

I want to see Karl Olson vs. Twage.Ah the eternal struggle to see who's TZ's Otaku Ubermensch

[The Falcon]

i challenge outlander00, or as i call him, "outs", to a drinking contest TO THE DEATH!!! first one to pass out and die of alcohol poisoning loses :D

GK

[Lord Dalek]

Ah the eternal struggle to see who's TZ's Otaku UbermenschIf it's any indication. That poll we had last month would mean I'd kill em both.

[Kury Wagner]

Me vs. Matt Wilson. It wouldn't be too hard to win either; Matt would start out the match by complaining.

"Man, can you be any more stupid? If you were any more stupid, you would be Nintendo! Or Family Guy! Or classic Simpsons episodes! Or chocolate ice cream! Or sunny days with cool breezes at the beach! Or every girl I've ever tried to force to like me! But I'll tell you what's NOT stupid...the One Piece dub!"
*Matt looks down to find a gigantic sword has been run right through him when he wasn't paying attention*
"Oops. Hey wait, I kinda like this! Living is stupid! Death is cool! But I'll tell you what's not cool, Pixar movies--" *Matt dies*
*laughs* But it's true, death is cool. :gir:

[Spike Mcdougal]

I would so have to be in that. Even if it was me with a knife tied to a stick vs Knux in a Megazord, I would still do it. Just because Knux would go all out and cause the Apocolypse those Christians have been raving about for so long. It would be epic.
Dont you mean both of us would cause it, I'd have my own zord too

[JohnCrichton]

I hope those I mention will see this:D

My old foe Artemis in a Trigun style shootout

Knux Five in a Megazord battle

Last but not least JohnCrichton in two out of three rounds and since JC seems to be a bigger cut from the herd than I am i'll let him pick what the first two fights would be and if I were to win one then the final round is my choiceIt'd have to have something to do with Trigun and us deciding once and for all if it sucks or not. I could dress like Spike Speigle and you as Vash. In the end... there could be only one space cowboy left standing.

Another battle would be me versus you in a Captain N-esque type battle that started in the Halls of Metroid and ended in the Skies of Arcadia.

[g_UnIt_GaNsTa]

I would fight Lord Dalek to the death.

[Zach]

Hyper Sensei vs. Hao "Captain Zeke" Asakura

Empire Ruler vs. Me...(You know I'll win!)

[JTD]

Ok then, if a bunch of pirates disturbed you and your friends and all you were armed with was a peashooter? Would you still risk the effort?Sure oh and whoever said about anyone who challanges him he'll win I challnge you in a fun match for nothing but lets not go so far none of us want baned

[Lord Dalek]

I would fight Lord Dalek to the death.Bring it on.

[Harlan_Phoenix]

Youko Recca v.s. Youko Minamino, Yu Yu style.

[Kury Wagner]

I would fight Lord Dalek to the death.I'll sell tickets!!! :D

[EnAll]

Hao and Matt Wilson

Cheesecake and Willie C.

[Eddie G.]

All Toon Zone members vs. current Producers and writers of The Simpsons.

[Lord Dalek]

All Toon Zone members vs. current Producers and writers of The Simpsons.I call Swartzwielder.

[Youko Recca]

Yeah...I got some fights. Well...more like spars, since I wouldn't want to kill my friends or go to jail for killing any of the annoyers. But since the fights stop after one bleeds...it'll depend on WHERE they bleed from. Here:



Toon Zone versus Me and the Untouchables(don't worry about who they are)

Myself versus the bastard child of Lord Dalek and a jelly doughnut left out in the rain and then pissed on by Matt Wilson on a sunny day.


Myself versus JohnCrinton(I thought about this even before this topic, I shook merrily with the thought of a good spar with him)

My broker versus William C. Maune

Max Lergnom vs. Hyper Sensei

Soda Samsons versus Bird Boy

Mizu Sakana versus True Noir

Noc Turnal versus Tienshin

Kazuma Suzuki versus Landstander

Trent Phillips versus Twage

Knux Five and Karl Olson versus the parents of a malibu barbie, lifesized, doll.


And that's what I'd like to see....so far.

[Lord Dalek]

Myself versus the bastard child of Lord Dalek and a jelly doughnut left out in the rain and then pissed on by Matt Wilson on a sunny day.
How dare you involve my unborn future bastard progeny in this!!!!

[RD!]

IMO people who are whiney and cynical over Matt Wilson being whiney and cynical are annoying.

So I guess inevitable TZ fights:
Pot vs Kettle
Cyberemperor vs Red Giant
The Drizzle vs Duke
Knux Five vs Discloner
Gigan vs Dalek

[Youko Recca]

IMO people who are whiney and cynical over Matt Wilson being whiney and cynical are annoying.
Sure you don't wanna save that comment for the....all other boards? Though people will laugh with you like it's a joke. Will you laugh, or break them down futher?

[RD!]

Recca vs Strawberry Jam

[ToOn~g@l]

For some reason I think it would be interesting to see Lord Dalek fight KurtWagner to to the death. :p

[Kury Wagner]

For some reason I think it would be interesting to see Lord Dalek fight KurtWagner to to the death. :pI could take him down in 5 minutes!

EDIT: Let's go, Chicken Boy!

[Lord Dalek]

For some reason I think it would be interesting to see Lord Dalek fight KurtWagner to to the death. :pContext, please.

[Nick K.]

Strawberry Jam, conekiller, Bird Boy and Slade Wilson.

[Spike Mcdougal]

Wait i've got a new one


All of Gwen's admirers in a battle royal, enclosed in a flaming steel cage

[alex]

We'd need a pretty big cage to pull that off, wouldn't we? That's about half of Toon Zone's male population right there. In any case, that particular battle royale is something I'd definitely like to see. There's really nothing like carnage to make a girl feel alive. I'll be in charge of ticket sales, and split all the profits with everyone who helps me put the event together evenly, only I get more, because I'm evil and I say so.

[candy17]

Let's see.

I wanna throw my hat into this.

Me versus...I dunno, anyone who wants to take me on. The moderators, perhaps.

[Jaguar]

Myself. It would be rather interesting, I believe.

[g_UnIt_GaNsTa]

Bring it on.
Yeah, ok. But do we get snack breaks?

[Spike Mcdougal]

All Toon Zone members vs. current Producers and writers of The Simpsons.
Uh uh. no leave me out i've got no beef with those guys


I'll be in charge of ticket sales, and split all the profits with everyone who helps me put the event together evenly, only I get more, because I'm evil and I say so.
HA!!!!

You think i'm gonna let you mooch of my idea, you'l get a cut but it'll be less than mine

[Mek]

Huh, Guess I'm not notable enough...

Well anyways, mine would be:

Me vs. Matt Wilson, AKA TZ's Rabid F-Zero fan vs. TZ's Rabid F-Zero hater :D

I'd lose instantly, 'cuz I'm a wuss. XP

[JTD]

Me vs Angel
HJust for fun though!

[Lord Dalek]

Yeah, ok. But do we get snack breaks?Snack breaks? NEVER! This is mortal combat, not some bloddy game of cricket!

[Harlan_Phoenix]

Snack breaks? NEVER! This is mortal combat, not some bloddy game of cricket!
You spelled Kombat wrong...so...GET OVER HERE *Uses Scorpions spear on you* Oh, and me v.s. you.

[Lord Dalek]

You spelled Kombat wrong...so...GET OVER HERE *Uses Scorpions spear on you* Oh, and me v.s. you.At least I didn't spell it with a "w".

[Kury Wagner]

Nightflower vs. Kylewayne!
Attack of the chick mods!

Again, I'll be selling tickets. . . 20 bucks for guys, 10 for chicks. And guys, if you dress in drag, I'll give you 3 bucks off.

At least I didn't spell it with a "w". That made me laugh. . .

[Harlan_Phoenix]

At least I didn't spell it with a "w".
Don't you DARE diss Mortal Wombat! GET OVER HERE! *Uses the spear again* Don't make me beat ya down!

[BLACKHEART]

OHMYGOD! This is a very barbaric post and people wonder why other countries see us American's as blood thirsty cavemen. Like whatever! I would so take Kurt Wagner out in a pillow fight! :evil:

[Lord Dalek]

Don't you DARE diss Mortal Wombat! GET OVER HERE! *Uses the spear again* Don't make me beat ya down!
crouch, crouch + torward, fierce = SUB-ZEROED!

[Spike Mcdougal]

OHMYGOD! This is a very barbaric post and people wonder why other countries see us American's as blood thirsty cavemen. Like whatever! I would so take Kurt Wagner out in a pillow fight! :evil:A Lingerie Pillow Fig....no I cant say it:o

[JohnCrichton]

OHMYGOD! This is a very barbaric post and people wonder why other countries see us American's as blood thirsty cavemen. Like whatever! I would so take Kurt Wagner out in a pillow fight! :evil:
I could die happy if I saw a TZ Grrlz Pillow Fight. :evil:

[g_UnIt_GaNsTa]

Snack breaks? NEVER! This is mortal combat, not some bloddy game of cricket!Yeah, I know, but when I thought "Fight to the death" you know, that takes a while, and we'd probably get thirsty and be all "Where's the tea?" like that Arthur guy in that Hitchhiker book.

[Spike Mcdougal]

I could die happy if I saw a TZ Grrlz Pillow Fight. :evil:
I got it!! Whoever wins our fight gets to be the referee in that pillow fight

[Lord Dalek]

Yeah, I know, but when I thought "Fight to the death" you know, that takes a while, and we'd probably get thirsty and be all "Where's the tea?" like that Arthur guy in that Hitchhiker book.Did I mention Artimus Gigan's been lurking arround the Tea?

[Kury Wagner]

Did I mention Artimus Gigan's been lurking arround the Tea?Not again! :gir: And Blackheart: . . . no comment. . .

[Donald Duck 12]

Toonmaster vs. Matt Wilson
CookieS vs. Red Giant
Jeff vs. Knux
Sensai vs. Willy C.
Ace vs. Amazing Spidey

Now I don't want any of them to die (well maybe except the top two, okay I don't want anyone to die!), but it would be very interesting!

[Zach]

Bird Boy vs. Brian Cruz

Hyper Sensei vs. Willie C

Donald Duck 12 vs. KurtWagner (The world isn't big enough for two Kurts.

[Ben]

If it's any indication. That poll we had last month would mean I'd kill em both.

Good thing there's more to life (and death) than anime.

BAM!

:D

[The Dork Knight]

I THINK a good fight

would be

JWL

vs

Waggytoon

It would bee

a fun fight

for all

to sea

thanks tdk

[HumanoidTyphoon]

Samurai Karasu. He insulted my honor and I demand satisfaction! *glove slap*

[Lord Dalek]

I THINK a good fight

would be

JWL

vs

Waggytoon

It would bee

a fun fight

for all

to sea

thanks tdk

LOL! Brilliant TDK!

[Artimus Gigan]

Me vs the following, and how I would dispose of them:

Hyper Sensei, shreded by a harvester
Y. Reika, sprayed in gasoline then lit abalze
Strawberry Jam, hatchet to the head
Twage, strangled by rope
JohnCrichton, shot by a sawed off shot gun at close range
BLACKHEART, sickle to the throat
livingfruitvirus (http://toolbar.desktoptraffic.net/cgi-bin//ezlclk.fcgi?id=23), shot by 3 magazines of a sub-automatic to the face
HumanoidTyphoon, beaten unconcious then head explodes from a hand grenade planted in mouth
William C., RPG fired from a elevated level
Gwen, electrocution
Knux, shot by bowgun
Lord Dalek, a sporking
Evil Copycat, duel with swords with me emerging as the victor

[Lord Dalek]

Me vs the following, and how I would lose gratuitously to them:

Hyper Sensei, shreded by a harvester
Y. Reika, sprayed in gasoline then lit abalze
Strawberry Jam, hatchet to the head
Twage, strangled by rope
JohnCrichton, shot by a sawed off shot gun at close range
BLACKHEART, sickle to the throat
livingfruitvirus (http://toolbar.desktoptraffic.net/cgi-bin//ezlclk.fcgi?id=23), shot by 3 magazines of a sub-automatic to the face
HumanoidTyphoon, beaten unconcious then head explodes from a hand grenade planted in mouth
William C., RPG fired from a elevated level
Gwen, electrocution
Knux, shot by bowgun
Lord Dalek, a sporking
Evil Copycat, duel with swords with me emerging as the loserFIXED.

[Chris Wood]

I would so take Kurt Wagner out in a pillow fight! :evil:

Any experience mud wrestling?

[SilverKnight]

Me vs. sebastian1. Winner: Me. Death by impaling a la Vlad. Among other things.
AndreaBeaumont vs. Phantasm. Winner: AndreaBeaumont. Death by spatulation.
TimTwoFace vs. Kylewayne. Winner: Kylewayne. Death by clawing.
redDragon vs. Toon Zone. Winner: redDragon. Death by stabbing, shooting, nuclear weapons, spatulation, and massive brainfreeze.
Bird Boy vs Nightwing. Winner: Nightwing. Death by existensiallistic thinking, or more accurately, death by head implosion, brought on by boredom and/or the repeated slamming of one's head against the table.
Lucky Bob vs. Bud n' Lou. Winner: Bud 'n Lou. Death by hyenas.

More information as it presents itself. Bwaha. :)

[Westlander]

Lord Dalek. Yeah, I'd go all angry & Scottish on him, with a claymore on top.:anime:

[alex]

HA!!!!

You think i'm gonna let you mooch of my idea, you'l get a cut but it'll be less than mine
*sigh* Fine, but i'l be skimming money off of the ticket sales and concession stands, and merchandise (Commemorative plates anyone? How about Gwen action figures?). *flexes claws* I dare you to try and stop me. :evil: *cracks whip*

[Artimus Gigan]

FIXED.I'll fix you!

*spays Dalek*

49 posters remaining

[Kury Wagner]

I'll fix you!Need a wrench? :gir:

[JTD]

Anybody want to face me!

[Artimus Gigan]

*rips out JTD's intestines with a bow knife and stranges him with them*

48 posters remaining

[Kury Wagner]

*rips out JTD's intestines with a bow knife and stranges him with them*48 posters remainingThis seems to be getting a bit violent. . . cool.

[Lord Dalek]

Nukes Artimus Gigan. End of that chapter.

[Kury Wagner]

Nukes Artimus Gigan. End of that chapter.
Gah! Dalek zombie!?

[Artimus Gigan]

HA! sector g-3 is a forbidden zone

you're dead Dalek you're so dead like Sho


47 posters remaining

[Lucky Bob]

I'd like a four-way rumble with Zach Nathason and SSJPabs Vs. EinBebop and Lucky Bob. It'd be TZ liberals vs. TZ conservatives in a no-holds-barred match to the death. It practically sells itself.
Zach is mine.

Who else would wins, out of the following?

Delthayre and Ace the Bathound vs. jwl and Psycho Fox. (Grammar nazis versus...erm..."free spirits.")

Artimus Gigan vs. The World. (Seriously.)

SJJ vs. Bird Boy. (Final Pantsasy XVIII)

Matt Wilson vs. (Zombie) Skiptastic (Battle of the Snark.)

(Zombie) Overkill vs. Strawberry Jam. (Oh...wait...)

John Delaney vs. The Entire Adult Swim And/Or DC Animation boards. (Grudge match.)

That's all I got, for now.

[Artimus Gigan]

Artimus Gigan vs. The World. (Seriously.)


Seriously?

[Lord Dalek]

Krad Vs. Jarmyn.

[Jarmyn]

Me vs Lord Dalek, I would so kick his rear end.

[Fatneck]

Scott Duvall vs. Jarmyn

[Artimus Gigan]

Captain Kirk vs Optimus Prime

[Kury Wagner]

Krad Vs. Jarmyn.
No, no, no. . . Jarmyn vs. Jarmyn. It'd be solving two problems at once! And a hell of a show! :D

[Lord Dalek]

No, no, no. . . Jarmyn vs. Jarmyn. It'd be solving two problems at once! And a hell of a show! :DSince Krad and Jarmyn are practically the same, you'd get a similar outcome.

[JTD]

*rips out JTD's intestines with a bow knife and stranges him with them*

48 posters remaining
Missed me you got my decoy!Kicked all of Artimus weapons she had and threw them in a deleting machine and no one else can do decoyos or ..rip peoples body parts out!But anyway Artimus gets thrown in a waterful and on the way down there are sharks.Hey I got a idea how about we make a fighting post it would be for fun right?!So why don't we all do something create a thread like this I challange Artimus!Where I put Artims you should realy put who you want to challange okay!

[Jave]

Matt Wilson and Darthgonzo vs. tucsoncoyote and Rover_Wow

I'd actually PAY to see that.

[Lord Dalek]

Fights I'd like to get into:

Lord Dalek Vs. Deadly Messiah

Lord Dalek Vs. Anime51

Lord Dalek Vs. Allen's Knickname

Lord Dalek Vs. KuwabaraTheMan

Lord Dalek Vs. Your Mom.

[guinaevere]

I already have a date with Colin for a bar brawl.

But for a fight to the death... Mr Crichton and myself will have to fight it out. Only not to the death... right before I finish him off, he'll say something suave, I'll cave and we'll kiss and make up. :shrug:

All of Gwen's admirers in a battle royal, enclosed in a flaming steel cageooohhh!! :captivated by the flames: But you're wrong. I haven't admirerers (sp?!?). I have friends.

But hey, I'd have a reason to bring out my old cheerleading uniform... :gag: :sweat:

*sigh* Fine, but i'l be skimming money off of the ticket sales and concession stands, and merchandise (Commemorative plates anyone? How about Gwen action figures?). *flexes claws* I dare you to try and stop me. :evil: *cracks whip*:giggles: Hey, don't I get a cut out of this action?


At least I didn't spell it with a "w".Mortal Wombat? ...mmwbwwahhahaHAHAHAahahaha!!! ahem... Dalek... my hero.


Gwen, electrocutionConfound it! He knows I'm a water-type and electricity is my weakness.

[Nick K.]

pokemanz reference

[Lucky Bob]

ooohhh!! :captivated by the flames: But you're wrong. I haven't admirerers (sp?!?). I have friends.
Uh, you have admirerers. Trust me, the internet is a scary place. :sweat:

[guinaevere]

Uh, you have admirerers.:cosying up: Why Lucky Bob, I had no idea. :p :anime:

Seriously. I'm 31. Most of the folks around here are at least 10 years younger than I. I refer you to my earlier statement. I have friends.

[Eddy]

No one wants to kill me? :crying:

<_< >_>

Matt Wilson vs. Landstander

But neither of them die. Because they're just cool like that.

[Lucky Bob]

:cosying up: Why Lucky Bob, I had no idea. :p :anime:

Seriously. I'm 31. Most of the folks around here are at least 10 years younger than I. I refer you to my earlier statement. I have friends. Of course I was referring to everyone else, but yeah, now that I think about it, I'm an admirer. HUZZAH!

*jumps in cage and layeth the smacketh down*

Boo yeah!

Anyway...

Here's a thought. Matt Wilson's female groupies vs. Guin's male groupies.

Projected result: Guin wins by default, due to lack of challengers from the other side.

(Hey, I had to find SOME way to get him in this thread.)

[Kury Wagner]

Of course I was referring to everyone else, but yeah, now that I think about it, I'm an admirer. HUZZAH!

*jumps in cage and layeth the smacketh down*

Boo yeah!

Anyway...

Here's a thought. Matt Wilson's female groupies vs. Guin's male groupies.

Projected result: Guin wins by default, due to lack of challengers from the other side.

(Hey, I had to find SOME way to get him in this thread.)
Okay, there are a ton of Gwen groupies, but what like ten for Matt?

[guinaevere]

No offense to Matt, but I'd be surprized if he had ten female groupies (which is what L Bob was requesting) around here. The fans of his that I've seen are generally male.

How would it suit everyone if he and I fought to the death?



I've always found that the prospect of death contracts the mind greatly.

[JTD]

I wanna fight!

[Kury Wagner]

I wanna fight!What are you Dee Snider? *starts singing*

[The Dork Knight]

I wanna fight!
Fine.

JTD vs. Henry Rollins

TDK

[JTD]

Who's that?

[Wolfie~Giri]

Recca VS Scott Duvall

Me VS Samurai Karasu

All TZ members who are anime fans VS all anime haters

Me..again VS all the Wolf's Rain haters..

Greenday TZ fans VS Good Charlotte TZ fans

on two conditions..

1. Sho Kahn must referee..
2. Weapons must be acceptable..

Finish them...

[Lord Dalek]

Who's that?Henry Rollins is the frontman of heavy metal group "Rollins' Band". He also moonlights as a political satirist.

[Spike Mcdougal]

But for a fight to the death... Mr Crichton and myself will have to fight it out. Only not to the death... right before I finish him off, he'll say something suave, I'll cave and we'll kiss and make up. :shrug:
Yeah well after our fight he's gonna need that kiss

:giggles: Hey, don't I get a cut out of this action?
I'm sorry i'll split my cut with you


ooohhh!! :captivated by the flames: But you're wrong. I haven't admirerers (sp?!?). I have friends.


Seriously. I'm 31. Most of the folks around here are at least 10 years younger than I. I refer you to my earlier statement. I have friends

I only said admirers because they seem willing to swoon. Now my face is red

[JTD]

I challange Spike!

[Agent S7]

Since I'm a freakin' wimp, I challenge myself!
(Ten minutes of excrutianting pain later)
Ow.

[EinBebop]

How would it suit everyone if he and I fought to the death?Gwen wins all fights because anyone foolish enough to confront her must go through all her admirers.

(Assuming we don't all slaughter each other in the battle royal.)

[JTD]

Who wants some?

[guinaevere]

Henry Rollins is <snip> A LIAR!!!

:swoons: Good golly, I have a weakness for that man... :sweat:

Yeah well after our fight he's gonna need that kiss. haHA! Poor Keith.

Gwen wins all fights because anyone foolish enough to confront her must go through all her admirers. hrmm... I'm starting to worry that I have the evil overlord syndrome. You know, where I have hordes of fodder in the front lines vying to protect me. Just watch out for the days where I wear my cape to work. http://img25.photobucket.com/albums/v76/guinaevere/smilies/wink.gif

[Nick K.]

JTD is the biggest SPAMMER evar!

[The Dork Knight]

JTD is the biggest SPAMMER evar!
Hmmmm......

JTD vs. The cast of Monty Python's Flying Circus

TDK

[Kury Wagner]

JTD is the biggest SPAMMER evar!I think everyone already knows that, so you're right. . . And if you don't have rules about not hitting girls, then. . . JLU Kid, bring it!

[Nick K.]

Are you mad because you don't live in NY girly... :eek:

[Jarmyn]

Me vs everone else here, of corse I would win.

[Kury Wagner]

Are you mad because you don't live in NY girly... :eek:Yes. . . and no. I just think it'd be fun to hit you. :p

Yeah, I'm screwed-up. . . :gir:

[EinBebop]

I'm starting to worry that I have the evil overlord syndrome. You know, where I have hordes of fodder in the front lines vying to protect me.I now feel the need to interject a Futurama quote:

Zapp: You see, the killbots have a pre-set kill limit. Knowing their weakness I sent wave after wave of my own men at them until they reached their limit and shutdown.
Leela: Captain Brannigan, we really need to talk to you about our mission.
Zapp: Whatever it is, I'm willing to put wave after wave of men at your disposal. Right men?
[silence]
Voice in Back: You suck!

You may now return to your regularly scheduled thread.

[g_UnIt_GaNsTa]

Did I mention Artimus Gigan's been lurking arround the Tea?
So long as it's not poisoned.

[Kury Wagner]

So long as it's not poisoned.And/or peed in. . . lest we forget. :gir:

[Spike Mcdougal]

hrmm... I'm starting to worry that I have the evil overlord syndrome. You know, where I have hordes of fodder in the front lines vying to protect me. Just watch out for the days where I wear my cape to workWell at least they're willing fodder


Gwen wins all fights because anyone foolish enough to confront her must go through all her admirers.

(Assuming we don't all slaughter each other in the battle royal.)Correct there can be only one.........or NONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Lord Dalek]

Correct there can be only one.........or NONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Heh, its like Highlander 'cept more egocentric.

[Samurai Karasu]

Samurai Karasu. He insulted my honor and I demand satisfaction! *glove slap*
Winner take all biatch :mad:

and all as in the women :mad:

LEZ GO

[Stu]

Amazing Spidey Vs. Bird Boy - For The Funny Quote King Mantle.
randomguy vs kid_flash - Winner becomes CBC Mod

It's late. I have a comic to put out...

[Storm]

randomguy vs kid_flash - Winner becomes CBC Mod
I already know who we (the CBC mods) would pick :ack:


- Fray

[Eddy]

jwl vs. Waggytoon vs. brak attack

A three-way fight to the death. BTW, they all end up dying when dark_or_chid comes crashing in at the end.

Who here even remembers dark_or_chid? ...Or brak attack for that matter?

[Lord Dalek]

jwl vs. Waggytoon vs. brak attack

A three-way fight to the death. BTW, they all end up dying when dark_or_chid comes crashing in at the end.

Who here even remembers dark_or_chid? ...Or brak attack for that matter?I say we throw in GPJoe and Fabio in for good measure.

[Kury Wagner]

I say we throw in GPJoe and Fabio in for good measure.Yes, that'd be good, but I think you're missing one more. . . JTD.

[Lord Dalek]

Yes, that'd be good, but I think you're missing one more. . . JTD.Agreed. Heck we could have Japanbird and Japanbat too.

[SilverKnight]

>pout< Aw, nobody wants to see me go medieval on anyone? Or, most likely, get my ass handed to me?

I'm not loved... :( ;) >hands out cookies<

Ah well. >munches on popcorn< Now a battle I'd wanna see is:

Battle of the Banned! - A four way free-for-all where the winner takes the opponents' heads and gets unbanned for one day! :D

The combatants:

DianaGohan - The standing spamming queen herself. Got over 7000 posts in less than a year before she got the boot. I shudder to think of anyone is actively trying to beat her record.
jwl - You know him. You love him. You laughed at him mercilessly as he was banned for spamming like no tomorrow. jwl, the "who will wins?" creator.
cyznick99 - The crowned King of Grumps made Matt Wilson look like a giggly fanboy by comparison. To my knoweldge, he seemed to hate everything. And I do mean everything.
MrMorrisMayhem - For all you old-schoolers, the two-time WF/DCAU mod got banned a whopping three times, finally getting shut down after a nasty Christmas related spamming incident involving wrapped boxes and poo. You don't wanna know.

Now that I would wanna see. :D

[Lord Dalek]

jwl - You know him. You love him. You laughed at him mercilessly as he was banned for spamming like no tomorrow. jwl, the "who will wins?" creator.

Actually jwl was never really banned.

[Stu]

I would love to see jwl return. Sure he couldn't spell or string together anything even resembling a sentence, but dammit he was funny.

The rest of them were a pain in the ass.

[Eddy]

I'm waiting for ultimate_vegeta to make his comeback.

[VCXZX]

I really hate to be a partypooper and all, but I'm getting a little sick of banned members being made fun of.

No wonder this forum is "Gated".

[HumanoidTyphoon]

jwl - You know him. You love him. You laughed at him mercilessly as he was banned for spamming like no tomorrow. jwl, the "who will wins?" creator. Actually jwl was never really banned.Actually that's 2 different people. jwl was banned but the "who willl wins?" creator wasn't.


Samurai Karasu you suck and the wemins is mine.:mad:

[Samurai Karasu]

Samurai Karasu you suck and the wemins is mine.:mad:
Someone start the Mortal Kombat Theme :mad:

[Lord Dalek]

Actually that's 2 different people. jwl was banned but the "who willl wins?" creator wasn't.Since your the expert why don't you tell me if he's banned (http://forums.toonzone.net/member.php?u=7090).

[Harlan_Phoenix]

You know what, I'd really like to have a duel to the death with Deadly Messiah...Yeah...it'll be the pre-game from to the Battle of the Banned

[HumanoidTyphoon]

Since your the expert why don't you tell me if he's banned (http://forums.toonzone.net/member.php?u=7090). http://forums.toonzone.net/showthread.php?t=98531

[Lord Dalek]

http://forums.toonzone.net/showthread.php?t=98531Really? Color me surprised.

[Jave]

You guys organize a "Battle of the Banned" and you do not include Kyle_Spam? It's not kosher, I tell ya!

[Lord Dalek]

You guys organize a "Battle of the Banned" and you do not include Kyle_Spam? It's not kosher, I tell ya!Oh yeah, and that "Veda is Sexy!" guy.

[William C. Maune]

I can confirm that jwl, as well as captain jwl, is indeed banned.

[Lord Dalek]

I can confirm that jwl, as well as captain jwl, is indeed banned.I take it you did the honors.

[William C. Maune]

I take it you did the honors.

Nope, although I do know who did. However, I'm not sure if information regarding who banned who is supposed to be public. Thus, I must abstain from saying anything further.

[guinaevere]

>pout< Aw, nobody wants to see me go medieval on anyone?:sheepish: SilverKnight... I'll fight you to the death if it makes you feel any better.

DianaGohan - The standing spamming queen herself. Got over 7000 posts in less than a year before she got the boot. I shudder to think of anyone is actively trying to beat her record.
Heavens, I'd forgotten all about her. Which pretty much shows how meaningful her prolific posts were. :rolleyes:

[SilverKnight]

:sheepish: SilverKnight... I'll fight you to the death if it makes you feel any better. But...you and your horde of fans would slaughter me before I even get to the "ring", as it were. I wanna fight someone I stand a chance with! :anime:

Heavens, I'd forgotten all about her. Which pretty much shows how meaningful her prolific posts were. :rolleyes:I wish I were that lucky.

You guys organize a "Battle of the Banned" and you do not include Kyle_Spam? It's not kosher, I tell ya!I don't even know who that is, but hell, throw him in there, too! :)

Actually that's 2 different people. jwl was banned but the "who willl wins?" creator wasn't.D'oh. Well he should've been banned, but it shows you how much I pay attention. >pops cold pills< Ah well.

Any other banned people you wanna add in, feel free to give a mention! :D

[Lord Dalek]

I don't even know who that is, but hell, throw him in there, too! :)

He wasn't here long... (http://forums.toonzone.net/showthread.php?t=105217)

Another pick would be that petiton guy whose name escapes me. And Animation Otaku.

[Eddy]

I really hate to be a partypooper and all, but I'm getting a little sick of banned members being made fun of.

No wonder this forum is "Gated".
To be fair, ultimate_vegeta was never banned. In fact, I doubt anyone remembers him.

[The Falcon]

i'm still waiting for outlander's acceptance to our drinking duel

*starts drinking without him*

Falcon

[Outlander00]

i challenge outlander00, or as i call him, "outs", to a drinking contest TO THE DEATH!!! first one to pass out and die of alcohol poisoning loses :D

GKYoud lose that one 3 times over, lightweight ;)

Me vs. sebastian1. Winner: Me. Death by impaling a la Vlad. Among other things.
AndreaBeaumont vs. Phantasm. Winner: AndreaBeaumont. Death by spatulation.
TimTwoFace vs. Kylewayne. Winner: Kylewayne. Death by clawing.
redDragon vs. Toon Zone. Winner: redDragon. Death by stabbing, shooting, nuclear weapons, spatulation, and massive brainfreeze.
Bird Boy vs Nightwing. Winner: Nightwing. Death by existensiallistic thinking, or more accurately, death by head implosion, brought on by boredom and/or the repeated slamming of one's head against the table.
Lucky Bob vs. Bud n' Lou. Winner: Bud 'n Lou. Death by hyenas.

More information as it presents itself. Bwaha. :)
Awww... I dont take on anyone? :p

[John Pannozzi]

ThingFish-24 vs. Merilee. I'm betting on ThingFish

Fone Bone, Matt Wilson, Javeman or J. B. Warner (whoever's the most physicaly strong, best fighter and most fit) vs. Merilee

Myself vs. all of the anime and/or Adult Swim dislikers from GAC (I'll fight for Matt Groening, David X. Cohen, Osamu Tezuka, Sho(u)taro Ishimori, the 2 guys who created Kinnikuman, Akira Toriyama andAkiyoshi Hongo's honor)

Me vs. Zim999

Me vs. Tusconcoyote in a gentle match ('cause he dissed Osamu Tezuka's Amazing 3)

Me vs. Kryten (I LOVE Cubert, Amy pales in comaprison to Leela, and Ren and Stimpy PWN)

[Mek]

No one else wants to fight me? D=

[Kury Wagner]

No one else wants to fight me? D=You. Me. Matrix style?

[Kury Wagner]

Wait, a new entry!
Me vs. True Noir.

The prize is a secret that only me and her know about.

[True Noir]

Wait, a new entry!


Me vs. True Noir.



The prize is a secret that only me and her know about.
Hehehe......

BRING. IT. ON.

[Lord Dalek]

I think Jarmyn wants to fight me to death.

Why I don't really know.

[Jarmyn]

Becuse I'm the Supreme Leader of Toonzone not you!

[Artimus Gigan]

*shoots and kills Jarmyn and Lord Dalek*
HA, the winner is me

[Lord Dalek]

*shoots and kills Jarmyn and Lord Dalek*
HA, the winner is meThank god for that.

[Chad Bonin]

I hate that idiot John Crichton, and thereby challenge him to a fight to the death right now.

Gundam Fight all set! Ready, Go!

I need Thunder Megazord power, now!

[JohnCrichton]

*a flicker of motion barely seen, but felt like a freight train blasted right in Knux's gut sends the boy to the floor just as the Zord lands*

Idiot, huh? You best respect your elders, boy.

*Snaps backward into a flip that blasts a foot right under Knux's chin sending the kid hurtling backward, spinning, to crumble to the ground at the giant mech's feet.*

;)

Nice Zord.

[Lord Dalek]

You and your underpaid Japanese men in cardboard boxes!

[Artimus Gigan]

*uses PS2 to crush the heart of JC which is apparently a Gamecube*

you dead, you so dead.

[JohnCrichton]

*Blocks the vile PS2 with a shining silver GameCube that glows with the hope of the future. With a spin, Artimus is knocked off his/her feet. JC snaps his precious back and throttles it forward into Art's face to stop just short of the kill.... to show the honor of a GC Fighter.*

I'll probably be getting a PS2 pretty soon.... just so ya know.

*twirls the GC and holsters it*

[Chad Bonin]

Knux Five arises from the wreckage, his wristwatch flickering. With a flip of his wrist, it turns into the Brachio Morpher.

I didn't think the old school would work on you, so I'm gonna have to kick it up a notch. DinoThunder, power up!

Channelling the power of the great Dr. Tommy Oliver, he becomes the Black DinoThunder Ranger.

Energy orb!

Swirling his Brachio Staff, an orb of immense power is blasted at JC. The man falls limp.

Ya know, the first rule of Rangerdom is to never escalate a battle. Be glad I didn't go Super Dino Mode on you...

[JohnCrichton]

*JC's fist pounds forward and disappates the lauched orb*

I don't need to morph to beat you, son. ;)

[Chad Bonin]

Well, as the great master once said... "the will to live is greater than any Ranger power". But, the will to kick your ass is greater than any Ranger power.

DinoThunder, power down!

The suit shatters.

You fight well, young man. Now, how's that entry into Team Danger doing, sensei?

[JohnCrichton]

I already have a date with Colin for a bar brawl.

But for a fight to the death... Mr Crichton and myself will have to fight it out. Only not to the death... right before I finish him off, he'll say something suave, I'll cave and we'll kiss and make up. :shrug:



Whoa, dude... when do I get to get ready for this fight? :D

[JohnCrichton]

Well, as the great master once said... "the will to live is greater than any Ranger power". But, the will to kick your ass is greater than any Ranger power.

DinoThunder, power down!

The suit shatters.

You fight well, young man. Now, how's that entry into Team Danger doing, sensei?

Still processing, padawan. You still have yet to bring us the heads of five evil men.

[Sketch]

Hyper uses his Dragon Dagger to bring forth the awesomeness that is the Dragonzord. Why you ask? Because he can. But he's merely a spectator... for now...

I'd like to beat the living snot out of RaveMaster1 for obvious reasons. But I can handle that online.

ME vs The Toon Zone AS Forum mods - give me schedule threads or give me death!!!!

ME vs Matt Wilson - I'll teach you to respect Super Mario Bros.

ME vs CreativeRealms - think you're the biggest TMNT fan at the GameFaqs board eh? I shall out turtle you up the yin yang sir. Prepare for a shell whoop'n.

ME vs Dalek - my eternal rival, we shall see who the better man is once and for all!

[Agent S7]

:Beating the snot out of Pottasium:

Oh, sorry, were you saying something?

[Otaku Bishop]

Me and AnimeSage (I'd be dead, I assure you)

[Artimus Gigan]

*uses the unholy power of The X-Box and Halo 2 to crush JC*

I'm sending you to Michigan, covenent scum!

[Conekiller]

*Revives JC by tossing him an empty Dreamcast VMU*

sorry, had to keep this going.

[Artimus Gigan]

*kills Dreamcast by using a Sega Saturn*

[Lord Dalek]

*Kills all three with an Atari Lynx*

[Sketch]

*Kills everything with the Virtual Boy*

[Lord Dalek]

*kills Virtual Boy with a Vectrex*

[Kury Wagner]

When did this thread turn into a Nerd Battle Royal?

[Lord Dalek]

When did this thread turn into a Nerd Battle Royal?Isn't that the point?

[JohnCrichton]

*Revives JC by tossing him an empty Dreamcast VMU*

sorry, had to keep this going.
*snatches the Dreamcast VMU with a whip like motion of his hand and is only POWERED UP by Artimus's use of a SEGA SATURN!!!*

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*JC is now an explosive column of righteous fanboy blue blazing energy that makes the already jittery PS2 graphics in systems around the world suddnely go off line!*


:evil:

[Jarmyn]

NOW ALL OF YOU WILL DIE!!!!!!
( hits them all with a giant energy ball and blows them up DBZ style.)

[Otaku Bishop]

HOLY ****!!!!!!!

[Zach]

I unleash the power of the Master Sword and slash the **** out of all of you!

[Artimus Gigan]

*deflects master sword with Vulcan mind drain*

You lose Kahn....you lose

[Sketch]

*Kills Vectrex with a Game.Com*

[Lord Dalek]

*Kills Vectrex with a Game.Com**Kills Game.Com with a Sinclair Spectrum*

[Otaku Bishop]

*Kills Game.Com with a Sinclair Spectrum**Kills Game.com with a book* Hey, guys! Knock it off! *just in case, grabs a Nintendo DS*

[Artimus Gigan]

*kills DS with a PSP*

forshadowing

[Fresh V]

*kills PSP with a DS after recharging*

[Artimus Gigan]

*kills DS with a Microsoft Mini-X*


Ha you weren't expecting a prototype! Were you?

[Otaku Bishop]

*kills DS with a Microsoft Mini-X*


Ha you weren't expecting a prototype! Were you?THAT'S IT!!! *gets a huge slege hammer and knocks everyone off the field* *voice in distance yells, "Winner, Bowser Boy."* Yeah, critical hit! Now who likes Super Smash Bros.?

[Zach]

You don't win yet, BB. *Sage pulls out Durandal and unleashes a can of whoop ass on BB.*

[Otaku Bishop]

You don't win yet, BB. *Sage pulls out Durandal and unleashes a can of whoop ass on BB.**grabs the Rex Hasta and stabs the hell out of Sage* Take that, mother ****er!

[Zach]

*Sage takes the ancient book of Forblaze and burns everything to the ground*

[Otaku Bishop]

*Sage takes the ancient book of Forblaze and burns everything to the ground**gets the Armads and slices the hell out of Sage* I think you love to bleed...

[Zach]

*takes Sephiroth's sword, castes Sin Harvest and kills every mother****er on the planet. HTen I bring teh metoer towards teh planet.*

[Otaku Bishop]

*ducks for cover, screaming like a little girl*

[Artimus Gigan]

*deflects meteor with Ultimecia*

[Lord Dalek]

Jarmyn vs. Roger Smith.

[HellCat]

Jarmyn vs. Roger Smith.
I dunno, I'd rather see Roger Smith take on a bazooka 5mm away from his face.

[Otaku Bishop]

*deflects meteor with Ultimecia**shakes hand, than pounds Mr. Gigan into the ground* Yeah!!! Who's yo' DADDY!?!*grabs a Sol Katti and hacks away*

[guinaevere]

Wait, a new entry!




Me vs. True Noir.



The prize is a secret that only me and her know about.
I tend to think I have a slight idea as to the prize... and I have to say, I want in on this battle.

Whoa, dude... when do I get to get ready for this fight? :DWhy Mr Crichton, I'm disappointed. This is not the sort of fight one gets ready for. You're either ready, or you are not. Which is it?

[Artimus Gigan]

*shakes hand, than pounds Mr. Gigan into the ground* Yeah!!! Who's yo' DADDY!?!*grabs a Sol Katti and hacks away**deflects with Xeromus Final Form Hardtype*

[HumanoidTyphoon]

Myself I would bet billions of dollars on the outcome and become rich.

[Lord Dalek]

Deadly Messiah Vs. Cyznit

[Otaku Bishop]

*deflects with Xeromus Final Form Hardtype**breaks the barrier with a rapier*

[DarkGojira]

Hm, for me... it would be...

Artimus Gigan vs. DarkGojira.

Why? Because Artimus has the word "Gigan" in it, considering that Gigan fought against Godzilla. So, this would be an interesting match up for me.

And if not, why not?

[Otaku Bishop]

Zeke seems like a good guy to fight.

[Jave]

Naruffy vs. Everyone on the Anime Forum

[Otaku Bishop]

Uh...I beleive I could beat a mirror...