View Full Version : In light of the *ahem* previous argument...
Danielle
11-20-2001, 04:38 PM
Come on, ya know ya wanna! :D
Colin
11-20-2001, 04:42 PM
Originally posted by Danielle
Come on, ya know ya wanna! :D
to quote babs "I just can't help myself"
hehehe
Everyone and their brother really knows it's Danielle Season. Now, would you like me to shoot you now, or wait 'till we get home?
Jack :D
...and don't even think of hiding in that stove!
Danielle
11-20-2001, 06:49 PM
Originally posted by Jack
Everyone and their brother really knows it's Danielle Season. Now, would you like me to shoot you now, or wait 'till we get home?
Jack :D
...and don't even think of hiding in that stove!
What the.....WHO PUT THAT IN THERE?! Aw, geez....(ducks into the broom closet) You didn't say I couldn't go in here! Heh heh...
Originally posted by Danielle
What the.....WHO PUT THAT IN THERE?! Aw, geez....(ducks into the broom closet) You didn't say I couldn't go in here! Heh heh...
Heh, heh, heh (looks to the audience) Little does she know, that's not a broom closet, that's the home of Miss Shush, a ten-thousand pound gorilla! heh, heh, heh
Jack :D
Singin' Stray Cat
11-21-2001, 06:59 PM
I don't have my Danielle hunting license, so I'll have to settle for talk show hosts. :rolleyes:
Danielle
11-21-2001, 07:24 PM
Originally posted by Singin' Stray Cat
I don't have my Danielle hunting license, so I'll have to settle for talk show hosts.
Oh, thank you! THANK YOU! (starts salaaming SSC's feet) Wait...uh...what would you do if you DID have your Danielle-hunting license? (*gulp*)
Originally posted by Jack
Heh, heh, heh (looks to the audience) Little does she know, that's not a broom closet, that's the home of Miss Shush, a ten-thousand pound gorilla! heh, heh, heh
Hah! You're bluffing... (Danielle feels a tap on her back, so she turns around and sees...)
:eek: AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! :eek: (Danielle starts running around in circles)
Waitaminute! If I keep running in circles, Mrs. Shush is gonna catch me! (*grrrroooowwwllll*) Sorry, *Miss* Shush....So what do I do???!!!
Well, I'm at a loss....(starts running around in circles again)
Quick, Danielle! Play dead and she won't hurt you! No matter what, don't make a move!
Jack :eek:
Danielle
11-21-2001, 07:48 PM
Fine..... (Danielle tenses up.....perhaps a bit too much, she's shaking from head to foot) Stop that! (Of course, she keeps right on quivering......that is, until she hits herself with a mallet) That's better...
(Mrs...sorry, *Miss* Shush walks around her, sniffing around her.[SPEW! That's not what I meant, and you know it!] And then........)
Well, how should I know?! I'm lying here waiting for my demise. SOMEONE HELP ME!!!!
Originally posted by Danielle
(Mrs...sorry, *Miss* Shush walks around her, sniffing around her.[SPEW! That's not what I meant, and you know it!] And then........)
Miss Shush: PU!!! (walks off in disgust).
(Then I jump on Danielle and start acting like a gorilla)Growl, snarl, hiss, growl, sniff, claw, growl, growl, growel!
Jack :mad: (snarl!)
Danielle
11-21-2001, 08:00 PM
Originally posted by...well....Miss Shush, I guess...
Miss Shush: PU!!! (walks off in disgust).
Hey! I use deoderant!!! Uh, forget I said that....
OOOOFF! JACK! GET OFFA ME!!! BAD MONKEY! (holds up banana squeeze toy and throws it across the room) Fetch!
Originally posted by Danielle
Hey! I use deoderant!!! Uh, forget I said that....
Well, Miss Shush has very sensitive allergies, ya silly... But I'll forget that you wear deoderant if you want me too.
OOOOFF! JACK! GET OFFA ME!!! BAD MONKEY! (holds up banana squeeze toy and throws it across the room) Fetch!
I can't stand bananas! Growl, snarl, snort, gobble, gobble, growl!
Jack :mad:
Danielle
11-21-2001, 09:57 PM
Yes, forget that I wear deoderant! :D
How can you not like bananas?! All good chimps like bananas! Then again, they are *good* chimps.... :p
Besides, it's a toy! Go get the toy, monkey! Fetch the toy! (mumbles) Hope this works...
How do ya know I'm really a chimp? I did say I was just acting, ya know. How do you I'm not a lion? Yeah, yeah, a lion, and you're a pelican.
Jack :D
Singin' Stray Cat
11-21-2001, 10:14 PM
Originally posted by Danielle
Oh, thank you! THANK YOU! (starts salaaming SSC's feet) Wait...uh...what would you do if you DID have your Danielle-hunting license? (*gulp*)
Oh, don't worry about that. The license got lost in the mail, and I'm too lazy to apply for another one. :p
Besides, looks like you're already busy, catching turkeys and chimps and what not... :D
Danielle
11-21-2001, 10:38 PM
Thanks, SSC! ( Can I call you SSC?)
Jack, or whatever you are:
You're a.......lion. Sorry hon, but that's not gonna help you much. (Gets out of Jack's grip and pulls out a chair and whip. She positions it in front of Jack) Hah! (snaps whip)
Colin
11-21-2001, 11:14 PM
Originally posted by Singin' Stray Cat
Oh, don't worry about that. The license got lost in the mail, and I'm too lazy to apply for another one. :p
Besides, looks like you're already busy, catching turkeys and chimps and what not... :D
Y'know... The Danielle Hunting license is very easy to make a good fake of... Just put your picture on a card, write "Hunting License" u p top, and right underneath it, type "Class: Danielle"
...then sign your name at the bottom and you are set!
...That's what I did, and the authorities can't even tell!
kiddiesunshine
11-22-2001, 12:17 AM
Doggone it!!! I called myself being funny by choosing Danielle Season, but 3 other people beat me to it. Go fig.! Well, i don't know what season it is honestly. It doesn't matter to me, as I don't hunt nor do I play sports. So, whether it be duck season or football season, it's all pointless to me. Am I rambling? No. Wait. I'll shut up now......ok, now......wait.....nnnnnnnnow.
Danielle
11-22-2001, 12:43 PM
It's okay, kiddiesunshine. Ranting here is a daily routine; a least one person has to do it.
And Colin--
---I hate you. :p
(not really, but you're gonna make SSC change her vote!......can she do that?)
Meanwhile, I'm not closing this poll until one of the other choices overpasses Danielle season. Moderators, do me a favor; PLEASE remove Danielle season from the list! An unknown force put it in there! (namely, a certain ToonZone board member who will remain nameless...)
DR. BELCH
11-22-2001, 01:36 PM
--it's cheeseburger season. Which is perfect, since they're plentiful, you don't have to go too far out of your way for one, and they don't run too fast, so they can be caught easily.
Hold the onions.
(What am I saying? I love onions. In fact, give me a double order on them. I'll refrain from kissing the girls for the rest of the night.... :p )
Danielle
11-22-2001, 01:43 PM
Yes! Moderators, please replace Danielle-season with cheeseburger season! And........uh.......WHEW! Uh, I'll just go over here.......geez, how many onions did you put on that thing?! :eek:
Whose never tasted a cheeseburger in her life, and probably wouldn't like it anyway.
Originally posted by DR. BELCH
I'll refrain from kissing the firls for the rest of the night.... :p )
Ya know, firl kissing has been outlawed in 39 states....
Jack :D
...fun with spellig errors!
Colin
11-22-2001, 01:52 PM
Originally posted by Danielle
It's okay, kiddiesunshine. Ranting here is a daily routine; a least one person has to do it.
And Colin--
---I hate you. :p
(not really, but you're gonna make SSC change her vote!......can she do that?)
Meanwhile, I'm not closing this poll until one of the other choices overpasses Danielle season. Moderators, do me a favor; PLEASE remove Danielle season from the list! An unknown force put it in there! (namely, a certain ToonZone board member who will remain nameless...)
Love you too, Danielle =)
...and, as requested... I edited Danielle Season to make it a little less obvious so it might not get pi cked as much ;)
And... who's this "namelss TZ board member" who can edit polls... apparently it's a moderator out to spite you =X
Colin
11-22-2001, 01:53 PM
Originally posted by Jack
Ya know, firl kissing has been outlawed in 39 states....
Jack :D
...fun with spellig errors!
...and kissing firls gets you some heavy fines in the other 11 states... as well as Puerto Rico and any other American Territories out there... so b warned!
DR. BELCH
11-22-2001, 01:55 PM
There should be a horse's butt smiley for things like this. :p That last post has been edited.
Danielle:WHEW! .......geez, how many onions did you put on that thing?
Let's see...how many constitute "enough to choke a moose"?
Just be grateful you weren't here during taco season. :eek: :rolleyes:
Danielle
11-22-2001, 02:02 PM
Originally posted by DR. BELCH
Let's see...how many constitute "enough to choke a moose"?
Just be grateful you weren't here during taco season. :eek: :rolleyes:
Ugh.....no small wonder your name is DR BELCH. :p
Colin:
Gee, thanks a bunch. :mad: ;) By the way, look up.
[*CLANG*]
He's not gonna be kissin' any firls tonight!
Originally posted by Danielle
Colin:
Gee, thanks a bunch. :mad: ;) By the way, look up.
[*CLANG*]
He's not gonna be kissin' any firls tonight!
Oh good, the anvil didn't hit me after all(or was that another thread, I forget now). Thanks Colin!
Jack :D
Danielle
11-22-2001, 02:07 PM
Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnno, that was another thread. [*CLANG*] :D
DR. BELCH
11-22-2001, 03:53 PM
Danielle:
Ugh.....no small wonder your name is DR BELCH.
Ah, querida--when you're talking about Mexican food, a belch is the least of your worries.http://www.freakygamers.com/smilies/s/contrib/ruinkai/crossbonesgif.gif
Singin' Stray Cat
11-22-2001, 07:03 PM
As Skippy Squirrel would say...
"Speeeeeew and a half!"
And I'm not changing my vote. Not getting a Danielle license either, 'cuz I just don't want to. :D So there.
Danielle
11-22-2001, 07:09 PM
Originally posted by DR. BELCH
Ah, querida--when you're talking about Mexican food, a belch is the least of your worries.http://www.freakygamers.com/smilies/s/contrib/ruinkai/crossbonesgif.gif
I TOLD YOU NOT TO CALL ME THAT!!!! [*CLANG*]
By the way, I'm learning Spanish now, so you can't confuse me anymore!!!! :p
Matthew Hunter
11-23-2001, 06:56 PM
Por que no te llamas "querida?"
-Mateo
Danielle
11-24-2001, 06:19 PM
Porque no soy su querida! Soy querida de mis padres! :mad:
Give me a break, it's my first year...
Singin' Stray Cat
11-24-2001, 09:25 PM
Yeah, well...give me a bigger break 'cuz I don't even know Spanish! Except for the snippets I pick up from Taco Bell commercials... :p
Danielle
11-24-2001, 09:38 PM
Pero no quiero Taco Bell. Es muy malo. :D
DR. BELCH
11-30-2001, 02:04 PM
"El Acapulco" tiene la comida mas sabrosa. Pero sus antecomidas son muy grandes, y mas personas no pueden comer todos sus comida. Mi sugestion es a comenzar con un taza pequeno de chili y entonces a tener el plato principal.
Daniela se dice:
Porque no soy su querida! Soy querida de mis padres!
Ah....pero consideramos que estes todos nuestras querida! :)
Danielle
11-30-2001, 02:47 PM
Originally posted by DR. BELCH
"El Acapulco" tiene la comida mas sabrosa. Pero sus antecomidas son muy grandes, y mas personas no pueden comer todos sus comida. Mi sugestion es a comenzar con un taza pequeno de chili y entonces a tener el plato principal.
From what I understood of that....tu` es muy extraño.
Ah....pero consideramos que estes todos nuestras querida! :)
That's no excuse! Unless you can think of something better....
BourgeoisBuffoon
12-01-2001, 04:55 PM
1. DANIELLE HUNTING SEASON?! And I was not informed of this?! (grabs various weapons of destruction) REVENGE WILL BE MINE SOON...( laughs evily for a bit, then in a singsong voice) Oh, Danielle... :)
2. PARLE FRANCAIS, PARLE FRANCAIS, PARLE FRANCAIS! Pourquoi? Je ne parle espangol pas...je parle francais. We Frenchies will not be outclassed by Spanish speakers!
Danielle
12-01-2001, 06:37 PM
Originally posted by BourgeoisBuffoon
1. DANIELLE HUNTING SEASON?! And I was not informed of this?! (grabs various weapons of destruction) REVENGE WILL BE MINE SOON...( laughs evily for a bit, then in a singsong voice) Oh, Danielle... :)
Uh....Danielle's not here! This is......uh....an illusion! This is a dream......I'm a hallicination.....Wooooooo.....
PARLE FRANCAIS, PARLE FRANCAIS, PARLE FRANCAIS! Pourquoi? Je ne parle espangol pas...je parle francais. We Frenchies will not be outclassed by Spanish speakers!
Demasiado malo! :p
BourgeoisBuffoon
12-04-2001, 08:45 PM
SAID BY DANIELLE:Uh....Danielle's not here! This is......uh....an illusion! This is a dream......I'm a hallicination.....Wooooooo.....
Hallucinations still have annoyingness! ESPECIALLY with Danielle ones...and I still know you aren't a Danielle hallucination! (shoots at it) DIE! BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!
Jowy Blight
12-05-2001, 01:10 AM
So it IS Danielle hunting season, now where did I put that shotgun? *Looks around the boards* :D
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