Freestylers flow here!

[Red X Unmasked]

This topic is for people who can flow like me :D.
*stops gloating
Come here and share some ryhmes.
*If any ryhmes are explicit, then just edit it up (of course)

Here I go.

This is the user known as RXU
Don't mess wit me or I'll come and meet you
Lookin' at me wonderin what you gon do
Go and get your friends and I'll fry them too
Forget all the others, people I am the best
Flowing and fryin' people from the East to the West
Comin' from North and headin down South
Vacant will become the definition of yo mouth
If you say somethin then that will happen
Everyone think they can make it rappin'
Too bad fellas, that ain't never gon happen
Come aroun me, then we gon get to clappin

That's it for now. Any one want to continue?

[TimTwoFace]

Uhh, doesn't "typing" a freestyle defeat the whole spur-of-the-moment rhyme that makes freestyling a skill to begin with?

Even so, let's try something here...

* * * * * * * * *

I'm sittin' here tonight on AIM chattin',
translating my words from english to latin,
And no one understands a word I be sayin',
listenin' to a white boy rap makes all their nerves go frayin'.
I got no business with rapping freestyle -
I'm missing the target by a country mile -
But if on your face it's throwing a smile,
(rather than making you puke up a gallon 'o bile)
then I'll be proud of my self for this apparent "skill".
And I'm gonna keep rapping just like this until
someone's gonna look down at me and say "Kill!"
But I won't stop, cuz I gots the way and I gots the will.
This is going on too long and my throat is dry
My whiny Urkel voice is making yo' babies cry,
But there's one thing on this planet that you can't deny,
That I'm the best mother-fudgin' rapper out there that's also a white guy.

* * * * *

...or something. I'd better stop there because I was out of clean rhymes. :p

-Tim

[BLACKHEART]

~Nevermind my post.~

[matta2fatta]

this is for the user known as rxu
ill make u nonexistent like the flash in the jlu

i read tim2faces rhymes but urs are cuter
they only thing u gon fry is the chips on ur computer

when it comes to freestyle im the king and yall the peasants
tim2 face u act like ur number one but allways come in second


take a clue from black heart and back off cause i won
this is how free style supposed to be its over im done


this is not over ill be back
try to come up with rhymes that aint whack

[Red X Unmasked]

Matta2fatta ain't nothin but chit chatta
Hit me wit somethin like that again
And it wont even matter
See now people like that always end up bruised and battered
But me, I don't
I jus get madder and madder
But not to the point where I'll try to pull the trigger
People look at me and say "Yeah that's what I figured"
I be like "What? N****? What? Say that bull again?"
"I said mess wit me then I'll go get all of my friends"
So I go and back down jus like Blackheart did
Lookin' like Tim (who with those ryhmes sounds like a kid)
RXU is the name
Neva gonna end the game
So I get back up and tell em all the same
Then they all back down like they all the same
People lookin at me like I'm all insane
But I see them still sittin and no longer spittin
That's why I'm the champ and everyone is out and quittin

Beat that.

[matta2fatta]

now i got something to say that might excite yall
2face, i wasnt tryin to diss u or even be spiteful
i like u , i do, ur posts are incitefull
still u aint had to diss out on all the white folk
and if i did offend u “yo, that my fault”
these are the freestlyes we did when i was in high school
rxu we can go back and forth in an endless cycle
i just want yall to kno im clownin, i dont want no rivals
if yall can accept that then i guess its allright yall
u can say anything u want and i wont dislike yall
i need more sleep than batman did in knightfall
so imma stop here and take a nap “goodnight yall”

[SirLemming]

Well I'm S.G. and it's plain to see that I'm S.G. and my name is S.G.!

[candy17]

(mild-mannnered): Well, I'm no good at rapping, but here goes...

(takes microphone, clears throat)

(rapping):

Yo, yo, yo,

Listen up.

Here I come straight out the East coast sun,
Like Cyndi Lauper, this girl just wants to have fun
Candy 1-7's my handle
Burnin' all ya'll like a candle

Spit acid-words like tobacco
Make moderaters whacko
Gone from Mae Candy, to Rae Sanchez to Jones Domino
I look wicked in red like Carmen San Diego

I'm mad like the magazine
With my tag seventeen
Waking the forums
From its cyber-boredom

Yeah, my rhymes suck
Sputtering on like Daffy Duck
I tell you what
like Hank Hill
Mess with me and I'll kick your butt

Got a sense of humor darker than my skin
Or the hairs on the head of Alec Baldwin
I'm quick with a hammer
To your noggins I use

If this were a match, I'd win
You'd lose

(spoken)

Yeah, yeah, ya feel dat?
What's that smell?
It's the smell of burnt chumps!

Kickin up on verse two
With a 'tude like a shrew
You can't tame me, jack
I'll break you back
On the tarmac

Wassa matta? You want your mom?
Too bad, I'll rip you a new one like a CD-ROM
Sly and slick
Piss you off like a tick
On a dog
Leave you screaming "Where am I?"
In a fog
Of your ineptitude
Forgive me for bein' rude?
Hell, no!

Got Converses like onyx
Perfect phonics
From the old school
Blasting through y'all like stallions
While you trot on like mules!

[Red X Unmasked]

Hold up! Did this young girl call me a chump?
I'm bout to hit you wit somethin that's gonna make you jump
Make your heart thump and then make the bass bump
Those ryhmes belong with the trash up in the City Dump
Ya'll should know by now this is RXU
In TZ
From DC
Who wanna see me?
With the lyrics I be flowin'
Peeps are out and goin
See, now I may be Unmasked
But not figured out yet
I'll leave ya'll in the past
How much you trynna bet?
That's how I go and how I flow and what I'm about
Candy17's candle has just went out
Just like the others who are all burnt out
I'm surprised they haven't started yellin and started to shout
Cause of the way I'm killin' em (Like Lauren Hill) "softly"
Prolly getting mad, wishin they could just toss me
Ask me if I care? Go ahead? Ha! Hardly
Will I ever stop? Let me think about it. Prolly
Ha! Psyche yo mind. Not giving up like Bob Marley.

I'm just too sharp! When will it end? Oh and don't take these ryhmes seriously.
Who's next?

[SirLemming]

Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this
continent a new nation, conceived in liberty and dedicated to the
proposition that all men are created equal. Now we are engaged in
a great civil war, testing whether that nation or any nation so
conceived and so dedicated can long endure. We are met on a great
battlefield of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of
that field as a final resting-place for those who here gave their
lives that that nation might live. It is altogether fitting and
proper that we should do this. But in a larger sense, we cannot
dedicate, we cannot consecrate, we cannot hallow this ground.
The brave men, living and dead who struggled here have consecrated
it far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will
little note nor long remember what we say here, but it can never
forget what they did here. It is for us the living rather to be
dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here
have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here
dedicated to the great task remaining before us--that from these
honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which
they gave the last full measure of devotion--that we here highly
resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain, that this
nation under God shall have a new birth of freedom, and that
government of the people, by the people, for the people shall
not perish from the earth.






...to tha izzo.

[matta2fatta]

sorry candy17 u seem nice but i just had to, i call this one "herpes"

verse
candy17 she just digusts me
her hairs a mess and her makeup is crusty
she sucks on her thumb with no care
she uses a razor to shave her back hair

at a party she brought me to a bed
then she broke a bottle over my head
when i woke up the room was empty
i lookd down and i was surprised to see

chorus
she gave me herpes i just can sleep
it allways burn whenever i pee
oooh herpes and she says “its ok”
baby she better hope theyll find a cure some day

verse
when i confronted her i was cautious
then i saw her and i got nauseous
she said it was all a big lie
so i picked up a fat mexican and threw it at her eye
she gave me a kiss outta the blue
now i got herpes on my lips too

chorus
she gave me herpes and she call me a liar
now my (censored) feels like its on fire
oooh herpes and u ruined my life
baby u should stop rhyming and get off this site

[Westlander]

Yo, here goes the sulkin' Pole,
Ready to make some holes,
'cuz he's better than R. Soles
And he goes wherever he goes.

Hey, do ya know this guy Mezo,
He's just a ho, much like Asceto,
Thinkin' he's ghetto, but he'll never be
He's a wannabe, a total [censored]
He ain't no Gangsta, rather a [censored]
No wonder he gets picked on by pranksters
Now how many rappers do you know like this
Always claimin' that they rhyme, but they really ain't [censored]
Look at this retard called One-Eight-L,
He does this [censored], cuz he knows it sells well
But he doesn't know [censored] about da real thing,
'cuz rappin's not only a way to get bling!

Nig me, brothas!!!

[Red X Unmasked]

Next up on my list is the user Westlander
I'd like to say something
but that'd be called slander
Not my style, not my thing
Not my theme, not my scene
People try to fry when they can't (know what I mean?)
Westlander should stay in the west with the rest
Cause he can't mess wit the best of the best (ME!)
SirLemming came out here just to try to test thee
I'm tryna tell them this is the R-E-D
matta2fatta talkin bout he can't pee
It ain't Candy's fault
He's just afraid of me
But who can try to blame him or them?
The verses that I'm spittin and hittin are flamin 'em
I'm fryin' and bustin' ya'll like Eminem
Makin' ya'll look burn't like brown M&M's
I'ma keep comin back again and again
Ya'll should just quit here and let me call it a win

This is fun.

[matta2fatta]

i hope yall like this one


m2f- westlanders pissing me off with his corny ass rhymin
so, i came up with a good plan to keep his ass silent
i need someone to do my dirty work ,some lil punk

rxu- hey man ur my hero ill be ur lil chump
great! we’ll be a team like batman and robin

m2f- ...... whatever man my plan is to rob him
u see that house he lives right in there
whats wrong with u man, u look a bit scared

rxu- well i never did anythin like this i just like pretending

m2f- u gotta learn some time, this is called breakin and entering
were in, thats his moms room his should be right past hers

rxu- yay! and then we can shoot him and kill the bastard?!

m2f- yo lemme do the thinkin u’ll make everything a disaster

rxu- sorry i wont ever do my own thinkin again master
hey boss look theres a room with a timberlake poster

m2f- thats it! good eyes, small fry, lets move in closer
there he is u got the rope to tie up westlander?

rxu- yup i do boss its, right next to my lantern

m2f- damn hes startin wake up hurry up work faster

rxu- im working as fast as i can boss, my hands hurt

westlander- oh my god! what are u guys doin in my room!

m2f- punk stop ur cryin itll all be over with real soon
rxu take everything u see and stick it in ur backpack
someones comin up the stairs lets get outta here act fast!

rxu- all that runnin, but we made it home safe at last
what r u doin with that gun ur not gonna blast that
please please dont shoot me i thought we were a team

m2f- punk, i only care about one person, and that me

[BLAM!]

[Westlander]

Hey what's the matta, you big dumb ol' fatta?
Can't do what you gotta, yer mad like a hatta
So better run, coz ya can't take my test,
Ya shouldn't have messed with Admiral West!
Coz I'm no handstander, I'm not Zoolander
I'll chop ya head clear off with ma mighty two-hander!
Don't ya be laughing, Unmasked Red X,
You know you're next, you never got sexed
And you never will, you'll die like Bill
And that b**ch Elle Driver, coz I'm out to kill!

[Red X Unmasked]

*In response to matta2fatta's post above

I'll applaud, clap it up, and I'll give you a hand
But it won't last long, laugh it up while you can
That was kind of funny
I mean, you being the man
Me being the Robin
And you with the plan
But what you shoulda worked on were those tired rhymes
They ain't funny no more
You should become a mime
Or take a life of crime
Cause you ain't got no money
People ain't got the time
For your mouth which is too runny
Keep it up and you'll find your mouth real gummy
Your bones real crummy with an upset tummy
Your skin real green, have you lookin like Gumby
Matta2fatta has got to be the biggest dummy
I'm bout to shut him down
Bring this whole thing around
He thinks I'm pretending
I'll bet you pound for pound
That he's over there sweatin'
As I step up to the mound
Battin' him further and further
Down to the ground
Now he's out of the park
Now he's out of the town
He's all packed up
His head spinnin around and around in circles
He's more confused than Steve Urkel
I got him chasin' his tail like he's Road Rover
RXU has burnt you and now it's over

Challenge.

(EDIT: Damn, Westlander. That was good. Really good. No really it was. That nearly shut me up.)

[HumanoidTyphoon]

yo everybody get out the way
cuz i'ma true gangsta here to save the day
and you know that i'm the man
i walk around town wit my gun in my hand
i got so much ice they call me one hundred grand
rollin on dubs and i don't mean anime
my words hit you so hard leave you in disarray
now all you got left to do is pray
cops tell me in jail is where i belong
i shot yo mom in tha face cuz she looked at me wrong
shoulda kept her ass in check
stole her purse and grabbed them rocks from her neck
you can’t see me like geordi from star trek
now i be iced out like sub zero
move so fast they gonna need a super hero
ducked out and ran round the corner
wear a disguise like i'm a foreigner
gotta lay low for a while
even if it's not my style i'm just so versatile
maybe near those flowers i think i'll wait a coupla hours
now it's after dark see my man at tha park
yo what up clark?
i have him fly me home so i no longer have to roam
back at my pad is where tha party begins
he gives me the stuff makes tha room start to spin
makes me feel as if i could play tha violin
my stomach starts to turn i think im gonna throw
maybe later in the night we can play some halo
or how bout we just have a quick game of tennis
oh wait that pounding at the door it must be red x
like sidous he can be quite tha menace
must be lookin to fight cuz i was wit his girl last night
yo com' on lets run this ain't gon' be fun
he won't stop til he's won
we gotta get outta here and far
you remember where you parked tha car
yo man what tha hell you doin wit that guitar?
wait a bit and after i shred
i'ma hit him with this right in tha head
oh man you missed and now he's pissed
quick can you get him in a head lock
now go for a vulcan neck pinch like you was spock
alright it's ok now i think he's down
yo i think it's time that i should mention
before we get back and it builds up the tension
i was wit your girl too

-----
That was the greatest thing I've ever posted.

[matta2fatta]

why is it that i feel that everything i say goes unapreciated
i talk ghetto or slang i can see im hated
wtf! just cause im different yall treat me like im inebriated
i cant say wtf so i had to abreviate it

its hard to say what i feel when i put in writing
but for some reason i can do it when i put it in a rhyme scheme
rap doesnt have to be about killin and crime sprees
it can be serious goofy or even enlightening

its like u think i talk this way just to get attention
thats just who i am that wasnt my intension
there is one question that i would like to mention
how come now one responded back about the big apple convention

matta2fatta said something, lets completely ignore’ im
hes not like us hes nothing, its not like hes important

im not crying im just flippin on the high beam
just so u can get a clearer view of what my mind thinks
maybe im jumping to conclusions that just what it might be
well better to let it out than hold it in inside me

[matta2fatta]

hello where did everyone go? there are only echos here
where did everyone run off too. why did they disappear?
i dont get -wait it came to me now its crystal clear
you cowards ran off cause, i can smell your fear

geez dont tell me u ran outta ideas that quick
like yall were doin really good, what happened ?

.
how come no one gave me the heads up,
this thread was over.
im gonna wake this this thread up,
like a cup o foldgers


h. typhoon, u were with my girl? Good! so now i will dump her
oh and by the way i saw ur moms face on milf hunter

your rhymes were allright, they were cute and quirky
but i kno u got better rhymes theyre inside you lurking

westlander, his name aint unmasked red x, its red x unmasked
if u couldnt come up with a rhyme, next time try dumb ass

speaking of dumb asses i should bring up sir lemming
my rhymes can tear u a part its so tempting
but i wont my conscience wont let me
quit now, ur rhyme tank is on empty

well thats it i think i got everyone on the list
once again this a freestyle ur not being dissed

so those of u with rhyme skills come at me if u can
if u dont, i guess that makes me the undisputed champ

[Red X Unmasked]

I've been so busy, I almost forgot about this thread. I had an idea that a couple of us from here can make a rap together, we each saying a different verse.

[matta2fatta]

sounds interesting! shoot

[Red X Unmasked]

Well we need more people, preferably 2 more.

[HumanoidTyphoon]

That last one tapped me out but I''d be willing to try.

[Red X Unmasked]

Now we have room for one more. If no one else wants to join, then we could do this ourselves.

[matta2fatta]

aight yo so whats the game plan