Captain Caps
11-19-2001, 09:28 PM
(Fade in on the "Histeria!" kids, for no better reason than that they're kids, singing in a snowy setting)
Kids: You'd better watch out, you better not cry, you better not pout, we're telling you why, Hannibal is coming...to...
Loud Kiddington: (Regular speaking voice) Wait a minute...hold up! Hannibal is coming to town?
Pepper Mills: Like, wasn't he that war-maker with the elephants?
Froggo: Yeah...wasn't he born before Christ, though?
(A familiar voice echoes in the background)
Voice: I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti!
Charity Bazaar: Um, that voice doesn't sound happy!
(The voice is revealed to belong to Hannibal Lecter)
Hannibal: You're right...I'm not! Where are those Warners?
Lucky Bob: Uh, I don't know, sir!
Hannibal: That's too bad! I'm giving you all a one-minute head start! Run, run like the little lambs!
(The "H!" kids do so, screaming in terror. A mixture of "Santa Claus Is Coming To Town" and "Ave Satani" from "The Omen" plays in the background)
Announcer: Coming November 23rd, from the WBC Story Board...
HAVE YOURSELF A WAKKO LITTLE CHRISTMAS 2: HANNIBAL IS COMING TO TOWN
Hannibal: Where will it tickle you?
(Fade Out)
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So, does this sound interesting?
The second teaser trailer goes up tomorrow.
Sincerely,
John "Captain Caps" Kilduff
Kids: You'd better watch out, you better not cry, you better not pout, we're telling you why, Hannibal is coming...to...
Loud Kiddington: (Regular speaking voice) Wait a minute...hold up! Hannibal is coming to town?
Pepper Mills: Like, wasn't he that war-maker with the elephants?
Froggo: Yeah...wasn't he born before Christ, though?
(A familiar voice echoes in the background)
Voice: I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti!
Charity Bazaar: Um, that voice doesn't sound happy!
(The voice is revealed to belong to Hannibal Lecter)
Hannibal: You're right...I'm not! Where are those Warners?
Lucky Bob: Uh, I don't know, sir!
Hannibal: That's too bad! I'm giving you all a one-minute head start! Run, run like the little lambs!
(The "H!" kids do so, screaming in terror. A mixture of "Santa Claus Is Coming To Town" and "Ave Satani" from "The Omen" plays in the background)
Announcer: Coming November 23rd, from the WBC Story Board...
HAVE YOURSELF A WAKKO LITTLE CHRISTMAS 2: HANNIBAL IS COMING TO TOWN
Hannibal: Where will it tickle you?
(Fade Out)
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So, does this sound interesting?
The second teaser trailer goes up tomorrow.
Sincerely,
John "Captain Caps" Kilduff