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James Harvey
11-18-2001, 03:15 PM
Welcome to this week's Funny Quote installment! Remember to keep the quotes clean and in the PG bracket or they will be deleted! Here's this week's pic:

http://wf.toonzone.net/jl/so20.jpg

Enjoy!
kid_flash
11-18-2001, 04:03 PM
Ever notice how every one of these pics gives you the instant urge to post something PG-13? Ahem....

Flash: "So, you free after the invasion?"

Flash: "An entire island of women, huh? I could get used to that."

That's all I can come up with.
Manhunter
11-18-2001, 04:18 PM
Wonder Woman:You could at least light a match.
NewMaxFranklin
11-18-2001, 05:45 PM
FlashNow I know why your called Wonder Woman. I've been wondering where you've been all my life.

Wonder WomanYou talk fast, Flash. But, your lines are gathering moss.

FalshWanna go an three dates in the next three minutes? We can go back to my place, afterwards.

Wonder WomanSorry, I don't think I can spare four minutes.

Green LanternOuch! I haven't seen a burn that bad since Two/Face went back to Arkham.
Karkull
11-18-2001, 06:37 PM
Flash: "Y'know, I'm not always the fastest man alive..."
Failure
11-18-2001, 07:41 PM
Originally posted by Karkull
Flash: "Y'know, I'm not always the fastest man alive..."

LOL. Good one!

Here's mine:

Flash: Yeah, they call me The Flash. Would you like to see why?
Luminous
11-19-2001, 09:38 AM
WW: What EXACTLY are you proposing?

Flash: Well, between the high heels and lasso, looks to me like you're ready for a round-up! And I want you to know that you can now think of me as your little steer.
Bird Boy
11-19-2001, 10:28 AM
Flash: Hey...how about...
WW: No.
Flash: You didn't let me finish!
WW: It's still no

-BB
The Flash
11-19-2001, 11:21 AM
That's cruel, guys. :D
Kal-el
11-19-2001, 02:37 PM
Flash: "Stick with me and I'll cover all the bases with you, babe."

WW: "If your hand goes much farther, second base will be the LAST base you ever cover!"

Flash: "Darn. Guess I wasn't fast enough. Hey, wanna go out with me?"
~~~

WW: "Is that supposed to be a lightning bolt on your suit or are you supposed to be 'Harry Potter Man'?"

Flash: "MMMM. Spunky. I love it. Wanna go out with me?"
~~~

WW: (fart sound)..."By Hera! I'm so embarrased! The gods would not be pleased with that!"

Flash: "Oh, come on princess. Everyone does it. I just did! Hehehe. Wanna go out with me?"
The Flash
11-19-2001, 03:04 PM
(I can't belive no one said this yet!)

Flash (In Johnny Bravo voice): "Heeeeeeeey, pretty mama!"
freakboy86
11-19-2001, 06:43 PM
WW: "I know I'm new to 'Man's World', but don't you think you should have a doctor do this test?"
F: "COUGH. COUGH."
Bruce Wayne
11-20-2001, 03:29 PM
F:Hey baby, wanna-
WW:No, and get a live.
F:OOO Beatiful and hurtful, I like you. Bats, that this knife out of my chest will ya?
Domino
11-20-2001, 03:50 PM
Flash: Cold, Diana?

Wonder Woman: No, but apparently you are.
Kal-el
11-20-2001, 05:26 PM
Originally posted by Bruce Wayne
F:Hey baby, wanna-
WW:No, and get a live.
F:OOO Beatiful and hurtful, I like you. Bats, that this knife out of my chest will ya?

Hmmm. I don't quite follow that one BW.
JL Man
11-20-2001, 10:06 PM
Flash:So,how you doing.
WW: There's a booger hanging out of your nose. :p
Ed Liu
11-21-2001, 03:33 PM
WW: "Now I know why the Amazons don't let men on the island..."

-- Ed/Ace
Bruce Wayne
11-21-2001, 09:59 PM
Originally posted by Kal-el


Hmmm. I don't quite follow that one BW.

I suck at spelling.. srry

F:Hey baby, wanna-
WW:No, and get a life and stop harrassing me.
F:OOO Beatiful and mean, I like you. Bats, take this knife out of my chest will ya?
The Flash
11-21-2001, 11:19 PM
OKAY OKAY, DG enough is enough! Change it to the next *bleeeeeeeeeeeping* one already! I can only take so much of this. :D
Naraht
11-25-2001, 12:11 PM
umm....umm....pg huh?

umm....

=/
Karkull
11-27-2001, 01:10 AM
Originally posted by The Flash
OKAY OKAY, DG enough is enough! Change it to the next *bleeeeeeeeeeeping* one already! I can only take so much of this. :D

Sorry, Flash, but this is too good.

:D
Kal-el
11-28-2001, 11:35 AM
Flash: "Hey WW. I was talking to Hawkgirl and she says you look pretty good in that outfit."

WW: "I thought I got away from that stuff when I left Themyscara." WW looks at HG...

...HG looks back and winks...

Flash: "I love my life!"
Buddy Lee
11-28-2001, 10:29 PM
WW: "Is that a Justice League communicator in your pants or are you just happy to see me?"
Knight of Blüdhaven
11-29-2001, 02:30 PM
Flash: You know, I can vibrate really fast
WW: Really??????
Green Lantern
11-29-2001, 04:29 PM
That was a good one. I didn't catch the implication of the line the first go around. :)
Stinky Cat
11-29-2001, 05:29 PM
FLASH:"Hey baby..."
WW: "GET AWAY FROM ME!"
Stinky Cat
11-29-2001, 05:33 PM
buddy lee! man thats a good one! ive been laughing for the past two minutes!
Lady Iapetus
11-30-2001, 11:23 PM
WW: Flash...on your shoulder...there's a...

Flash: Suuuuurre, there is Toots. Now, about that date...