Batman, Superman, & Beyond Funny Quote #2

[James Harvey]

Welcome to the newest Funny Quote! The pictures will alternate between Batman/Superman pics and Batman Beyond pics. Remember, keep the quotes clean and in the PG bracket. Here's this week's pic:

http://www.toonzone.net/worldsfinest/wfepisodes/wfp2_06.jpg

Keep it clean & enjoy!


Batman/Superman Funny Quote #10
Batman Beyond Funny Quote #10

[kid_flash]

Joker: "Now that's what this world needs more of."

[NewMaxFranklin]

http://www.toonzone.net/worldsfinest/wfepisodes/wfp2_06.jpg

Luthor Joker! Joker, I'm talking to you, dammit!

Joker Lexie, you wouldn't happen to have a few crisp dollar bills on you, would you? WHAT AM I THINKING? OF COURSE YOU DO! ~chuckle~ Too bad we aren't in a Japanese Anime, ay Lexie?

Luthor What are you babbling about, you lunatic!? You still haven't disposed of Superman! And what do you plan to do about Batman!?

Joker Geeze! He we are, with a floorshow strait out of a caveman flick and all you can think about is muscle-men in tight underwear. And I thought I was obsessed, Ha!

[Karkull]

Joker: "Man, what I wouldn't do for a wrestling ring full of hot oil right now."

[Kal-el]

Joker: "Ahhhh. This is the life, huh Lexy?"

Lex: "I can't believe I'm sitting here right now."
~~~~

Lex: "Joker. Joker! Are you looking at Mercy's butt?"

Joker: "Lexy my boy, relax. This is better than pay-per-view."
~~~~

Joker: "Ah, Harley, if you're not too busy we could use some drinks over here."

Harley: "Give me just one...oooof...second Mr. J. This girl's tougher than she looks. Hey, don't bite me there!

Lex: "That's my Mercy. hehe."

[redDragon]

Mercy: You smell

Harley: I DO NOT!

[Barb Gordon]

Joker: Now I could get use to watching this all the time!

.....
Lex: Look Joker, I'm not coming here if all you want to do is watch those two catfight!

Joker: All right, fine fine...but let them finish this one, it's a pretty good one...

.....
Joker: Come on Harl, you can take her!

Harley: I'm trying Mr.J!

Lex: Mercy, you better beat her or your pay will be cut in half.

Mercy: What?!



Barb^-^

[Batgirl]

Mercy and Harley take up professional wrestling

[Calico]

Harley: Give it back you theiving little tramp!!!!

Mercy: I swear I didn't touch your bazooka!

***

Harley: Don't even think about putting the moves on my Puddin'! I'll rip you apart, I'll make you wish you were never born, I'll....!!!

Joker: (aside to Lex) Just the kind of gal you want to take home to mom, huh.


Calico

[TheScarecrow]

Lex Luthor: Joker!!!! What are you looking at!? Superman is still alive, and Batman is here in *my* city, intefering in *my* business. We had a deal... remember!?

Joker: (looking at the catfight) Huh?

Lex Luthor: Do you have a hearing problem or something!? I am talking to you!

Joker: Lexy, you might want to turn your bald little head in the same direction I am looking at.

Lex Luthor: (turns to the catfight) What the hell is the matter with you two!? For godsake, I can't leave you two alone for five seconds without touble being caused. I have enough problems as it is right now without having to deal with this garbage!

Joker: (thinking to himself) Geeze! This guy is wound tigher then that last straight jacket I was put in. He's more stiff then Batman. I hope he never becomes president of the United States or something.

Harley: Yeah... I got you now, you little hussy! Mr. J is *my* man!

Mercy: For... the... last... time... you... twit. I... do... not... date... clowns.

Harley: WHAT!? YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH CLOWNS!? YOU THINK YOU'RE TOO GOOD FOR MR.J? I'LL SHOW YOU!!!!

[Naraht]

How Supervillians Relax

[Trent Lane]

Originally posted by Dick Grayson

http://www.toonzone.net/worldsfinest/wfepisodes/wfp2_06.jpg


Harley: That was MY pop tart! Give it back!!!
Mercy: Make me!!!

I know, oh so weak...

[optimal321]

http://www.toonzone.net/worldsfinest/wfepisodes/wfp2_06.jpg

Joker: You don't see that on KidsWB!

[Karkull]

Joker: "Dear Penthouse..."

[Stinky Cat]

joker:now thats what i need everyday...