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Danielle
11-17-2001, 05:39 PM
For no apparent reason, I would like to tell you all that I have reached my 500th post! Yay! What number is that in Roman numerals again? D? Oh well. Party at my house!


And no cheesecake. (or champagne...you know who you are!!)
Nftnat
11-17-2001, 05:59 PM
It's my 500th post too! We reach it on the same day. That & the fact that I have a brother named Daniel might put this occasion up in Histeria's Strange Coinidences collection (you should see those topics on EH). Congrats, fellow five hundred-er.
Danielle
11-17-2001, 06:51 PM
Quite a coincidence, Nftnat! Happy 500th!


And no, no one can call me Daniel from now on. :p
BourgeoisBuffoon
11-17-2001, 07:22 PM
Congrats, guys. Keep posting until you get to 1000! :D

I too have a bro named Daniel...strange coincedence? Maybe...(scary music plays)

Ah...500 posts...I remember it well. Well, just the euphoria. I made a topic for celebration, but I forget what it is. Happy days, eh? ;)
Narfpinky
11-18-2001, 12:38 AM
Egad], Danielle and Nftnat, you've made the 500 mark, NARF!


What Danielle said...
...you know who you are!!

Ummm, I am who? Poit.


BourgeoisBuffoon adds...
Keep posting until you get to 1000!

And then what are you supposed to do when you get there? Zort.

Narfpinky
A mere 150 posts.
Danielle
11-18-2001, 07:04 AM
Happy 150th post, Narfpinky! (so that's....CL? Maybe?)


Originally posted by Narfpinky

And then what are you supposed to do when you get there? Zort.



Well, I guess then we can have champagne.... http://www.theunholytrinity.org/cracks_smileys/otn/party/beerchug.gif
Vin
11-18-2001, 10:11 AM
Is this weird or what? This is my 500th post too! Cheers! :)
Vin
11-18-2001, 04:14 PM
Originally posted by Danielle
For no apparent reason, I would like to tell you all that I have reached my 500th post! Yay! What number is that in Roman numerals again? D? Oh well. Party at my house!


And no cheesecake. (or champagne...you know who you are!!)

Hey, where's the poem? hehe
Singin' Stray Cat
11-18-2001, 04:19 PM
Originally posted by Vincent Benenati


Hey, where's the poem? hehe

Psst, Vince...lookit the title of this post...see it now? :D
Vin
11-18-2001, 04:26 PM
Originally posted by Singin' Stray Cat


Psst, Vince...lookit the title of this post...see it now? :D

I don't get it. :)
Singin' Stray Cat
11-18-2001, 04:43 PM
Originally posted by Vincent Benenati


I don't get it. :)

You WILL get it! Read the title out loud, maybe that'll help.
Vin
11-18-2001, 04:52 PM
I get it! I get it now!
Danielle
11-18-2001, 07:57 PM
Wow! Wow! You get it now! :D
Narfpinky
11-18-2001, 10:55 PM
Originally posted by Vincent Benenati I get it! I get it now!

That's right, Vincent, you got it! And you also get six different kind of cheesecakes (from the Thanksgiving thread) for figuring out the poem in Danielle's post.

But wait, there's more! You also get a set twelve steak knives. Weather you're slicing steak or chopping wood, they'll be the last set of knives you'll ever need.

And there's still more! You also get the handy juice-o-matic juicer. Extracts juice from oranges, grapefruit, lemons, turnups, nuts, rocks, bricks, wood and more!

Now, how much would you pay for all of this?

Not $99.95
Not $49.95
Not $19.95

It's all yours, Vincent, for figuring out the poem, for FREE!

But you must act in the next ten minutes to get all this for free.
Vin
11-19-2001, 03:55 PM
Originally posted by Narfpinky
It's all yours, Vincent, for figuring out the poem, for FREE!

But you must act in the next ten minutes to get all this for free.

Darn it...the window of opportunity is closed. :(
Danielle
11-19-2001, 03:58 PM
Originally posted by Vincent Benenati


Darn it...the window of opportunity is closed. :(


Well, please open it again; it's a little stuffy in here. :D
Narfpinky
11-20-2001, 12:17 AM
Okay, Vincent, I'll re-open the window of oppertunity...

Long enough for you to clain your prizes.

While we're at it, we're opening the dock doors of oppertunity to our warehouse where you can help yourself to a few more sets of knives and juicers.

Take four, or five...






...hundred sets.


This stuff is sitting there! Troz! We can't pay the overhead to warehouse it.

Danielle, Nftnat, have a couple thousand knive sets and juicers. No charge! Happy 500, NARF!
Feel free to take a few hundred thousand more, poit!
Danielle
11-20-2001, 04:24 PM
Aw, thanks Narfpinky! Just hope these aren't those exploding juicers....
Narfpinky
11-20-2001, 11:43 PM
Originally posted by Danielle
Aw, thanks Narfpinky! Just hope these aren't those exploding juicers....

You're welcome, zort! =)

No, these juciers don't explode, but if you or anyone else want the exploding type, just ask, poit!

We also have a juicer/alarm clock combo, too.
What better way than to wake up to the fresh smell
and sound of orange juice, NARF!
Danielle
11-21-2001, 08:05 AM
Um....what exactly *is* the sound of orange juice? :D
DR. BELCH
12-20-2001, 04:19 PM
"...squutch squutch squutch squutch squutch...." (Rhymes with "much".) ;)

Now...if the shaker isn't properly burped to relieve the CO2 pressure, I've learned that a fruit smoothie made with soda can make a low hollow banging sound, like a paper bag filled with air and then slammed against the palm of the hand...and the mess...hoyl!