View Full Version : Things to use the GL ring besides fightiing crime
Batman 80
11-17-2001, 02:39 AM
1. Cut my own hair
2. Create my clothing
3. Create a car for myself(flying would blow my cover)
4. Use it to brush my teeth
5. Have it type for me while online
Any other ideas?
Kal-el
11-17-2001, 11:05 AM
Could be handy for mowing the lawn, raking leaves, grabbing the remote when it's across the room, creating and animating things for entertainment, washing your car, moving rocks around (landscaping maybe?).
Imagine an infomercial showing all the uses and then offering a GL ring that can be yours for only 3 easy payments of $39.95.
"It won't harm your delicates and won't even scratch up your hardwood floors. and, it's ozone safe! It's really amazing! Order now and get the GL battery for half price! What a great deal!"
Then there would be testimonials from happy customers explaining how great it is.
Linda from Chicago: "I was skeptical at first, but thought it could be a handy item to have. At first my green lantern ring was difficult to control, but once I got the hang of it, it was a snap! Thanks GL ring! You're a life-saver!"
hehe. that would be funny.
Ricochet
11-17-2001, 02:38 PM
It could clean those hard to reach areas!:D
Ed Liu
11-17-2001, 08:53 PM
Back scratcher. And it gets you free cable.
-- Ed/Ace
Joe Tully
11-17-2001, 09:31 PM
Make yourself sandwiches! And fries! And shakes! Woohoo!
And beer! And...
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