New game: "Love The Bomb" (read inside)

[Rover_Wow]

Most of us know that there is a classic film titled "Dr Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love The Bomb". Thinking in this same vein, how would you alterna-title other movies? Let's start with:

Wimbledon, or, If I Can't Be Top Ten, At Least Let Me Score Some Top Ten Tail ;)

Jersey Girl, or, Why It's A Good Thing Ben and Jennifer Never Got Married

Your turn!

[Mibbitmaker]

The Godfather, or the Proper Care and Feeding of Horses

(or, on the other end of the quality scale...)

Manos: Hands of Fate, or a Movie Just Waiting to be Mocked by Robot Puppets


Fahrenheit 9/11, or Documentary Footage Even Dan Rather Wouldn't Run

The Passion of the Christ, or EEEEEWWWWWWWW!!!

Godzilla, or, Hey, This'd Make a Great Song for Blue Oyster Cult

Arthur, or Stealing Dean Martin's Entire Act

National Lampoon's Vacation, or Chevy Chase Had to Make a Good Picture Sometime!

Frankenstein, or the John Ashcroft Story

Cabin Boy, or, Hey, Isn't That David Letterman?

[Lord Dalek]

Star Wars or: Ten new ways to piss off the fanboys.

[Westlander]

Matrix, or Some old philosophical bulls**t with new special effects
Spiderman, or From zero to... zero.