Thad Komorowski
11-16-2001, 05:27 PM
Crowing Pains
Rating: PG
By Thad Komorowski
(Open on Katnip chasing Herman)
Katnip: I'll getcha this time, 'ya little rat!
Herman turns at a corner and pulls out a lamp plug, and stretches it, in Katnip's way. Katnip trips over the cord and falls on his left arm.
Katnip: OW!!! My arm! I sprained it! OW!!!!
Herman: So long, Katnip! I'm off to the refrigirator!
Katnip: Oh no you don't!
Katnip gets up and starts to chase him, but he trips and slams into a bookshelf. A book called Sure Cures for a Spraint Arm. Katnip opens it and starts to read.
Katnip (reading book): "If your arm has a real nasty sprain,
eat a crow, and good bye pain!"
Katnip: Eat a crow.... Hmm, that sounds logical!
Katnip hears piano music from the bird house outside, and looks out the window. The resident of the bird house happens to be Buzzy the Crow.
Buzzy (singing): Listen to 'da mockin' bird! Listen to 'da mockin' bird! A chick 'dat's got a boogie woogie beat! Listen to 'da mockin bird...
Katnip lifts up house with his right arm into the house, and then onto the kitchen counter. Buzzy then realizes where he is.
Buzzy: Uh-oh, how'd I get in here?
Katnip grabs Buzzy and puts him in a sandwhich. Buzzy then sees the book Katnip was reading earlier.
Buzzy: Uh-uh, the cat's gots a bad arm sprain. That's all I need to know!
Katnip is about to put the sandwhich in his mouth, which Buzzy is in.
Buzzy: Boss! Boss! Boss! Boss!
Katnip puts the sandwhich in his mouth.
Buzzy (muffled voice): Boss! Boss! Boss! Boss! Boss!
Katnip pulls sandwhich out of his mouth, as well as Buzzy.
Buzzy: Boss, I knows of a sure cure for 'dat arm sprain youse gots.
Katnip: Really?
Buzzy: Yeah! First will try the washing treatment!
Katnip: Washing treatment? Hmm, that sounds logical!
Dissolve to Buzzy on a washing machine, with Katnip in it.
Buzzy: Now before we's starts 'da treatment, we've got a put the miracle drink in it!
Buzzy pours a whole bottle of laundry detergent into machine, then shuts the top, leaving Katnip inside.
Buzzy: Now we starts 'da treatment!
Katnip (as he talks, the top opens and closes): That sounds logical!
Buzzy puts a cement block on top of the washing machine so it won't move, and starts it. Buzzy whistles "Listen to the Mockingbird", until the wash is done. After it's done. Buzzy opens the washing machine and takes out a very, VERY, shrunken Katnip.
Buzzy: Now we'll trys 'da dryin' treatment!
Katnip: (in very high, squeaky voice) That sounds logical!
Buzzy puts Katnip into dryer.
Buzzy: Oops, I almost forgot the fabric softener!
Buzzy drops a hammer down the dryer, and starts it. We hear Katnip yelling in pain, and Buzzy takes off.
Buzzy: Well, 'dats the end of 'dat sprain.
The dryer then shoots out Katnip, like a cannon. Katnip crashes in front of door Buzzy is about to get out of.
Katnip: It didn't work! I've got the sprain worse!
Buzzy: You discourages to easy boss!
Dissolve to Buzzy mixing a drink in the kitchen.
Buzzy: 'Dis here special magic drink was passed down to me by my sainted-granny! It'll get rid of that pain before you can say "That sounds logical!" again!
Katnip: That sounds---
Buzzy: Boss, I'm not even done making it yet!
Buzzy is just grabbing random things on the counter, including tabasco sauce, horse radish, hot mustard, pepper, vinegar, honey mustard, arsenic (and old lace :p), etc.
Buzzy then mixes drink with a spoon that quickly shrinks from being used to stir the drink.
Buzzy: HAH! I bet youse folks readin' dis story thought the spoon was gonna shrivel up and break off! Hyuk-yuk-yuk!
Buzzy hands Katnip the drink and Katnip drinks the whole glass.
Katnip proceeds to scream painfully, drop on the floor, and shoot fire out of his tail, and the smoke forms an American flag.
Katnip: HELP! THIS IS THE WOIST PAIN EVER! GET ME A DOCTOR!
Buzzy comes out dressed as a doctor, from behind a door.
Buzzy: Did youse call for a phuzician, boss?
Katnip: Oh doc, get rid of this sprain in my arm!
Buzzy: Hmm, 'dat's a bad sprain boss. We'll have to give youse da mallet treatment!
Katnip: Mallet treatment????
Buzzy begins smacking Katnip's arm with a mallet.
Herman walks out of the kitchen eating a piece of cheese, and goes over to the two.
Herman: Katnip, it doesn't take Einstein to realize that this ain't no doctor.
Katnip: What do you mean?
Herman: Well, think about it! Get rid of the suit, doctor hat, and glasses, and a straw hat, and what do ya get.
Katnip: Hmmm......
We see a thought balloon come out of Katnip's head. Inside it is a clip from the "Turkey in the Straw" scene from "Steamboat Willie" (LOL)
Herman: IT'S BUZZY THE CROW, YOU DAMN MORON!!!
Katnip: Hey, you're right! The crow tricked me!!!
Buzzy runs away, before Katnip pounces on him. Katnip chases Buzzy on all fours.
Buzzy: Wait, boss, I cured youse sprain! Youse runnin' easily!
Katnip: Well, whatdya know!
Buzzy walks away. Katnip than slips on a banana peel which was placed on the floor by Herman, and he slips on it, and sprains his RIGHT arm! Before Buzzy can get away, Katnip grabs the bird, puts on a bib with a picture of Buzzy on it, and tries to eat him. But Buzzy gets out of his grip and flies out the window.
Katnip then looks back into the book and reads to himself.
The book says:
"However, if there's no crow in your house,
a simpler cure is the common mouse!"
Katnip gleers at Herman, and the mouse starts sweating. Katnip rips off his bib with Buzzy, revealing other kinds of bibs (one with Baby Huey, one with Blackie Sheep), until he gets to one with Herman's face on it.
Herman: Uhh, maybe this cartoon should end right here, okay?
(IRIS OUT)
THE END!!!!!!!!
-Thad
Rating: PG
By Thad Komorowski
(Open on Katnip chasing Herman)
Katnip: I'll getcha this time, 'ya little rat!
Herman turns at a corner and pulls out a lamp plug, and stretches it, in Katnip's way. Katnip trips over the cord and falls on his left arm.
Katnip: OW!!! My arm! I sprained it! OW!!!!
Herman: So long, Katnip! I'm off to the refrigirator!
Katnip: Oh no you don't!
Katnip gets up and starts to chase him, but he trips and slams into a bookshelf. A book called Sure Cures for a Spraint Arm. Katnip opens it and starts to read.
Katnip (reading book): "If your arm has a real nasty sprain,
eat a crow, and good bye pain!"
Katnip: Eat a crow.... Hmm, that sounds logical!
Katnip hears piano music from the bird house outside, and looks out the window. The resident of the bird house happens to be Buzzy the Crow.
Buzzy (singing): Listen to 'da mockin' bird! Listen to 'da mockin' bird! A chick 'dat's got a boogie woogie beat! Listen to 'da mockin bird...
Katnip lifts up house with his right arm into the house, and then onto the kitchen counter. Buzzy then realizes where he is.
Buzzy: Uh-oh, how'd I get in here?
Katnip grabs Buzzy and puts him in a sandwhich. Buzzy then sees the book Katnip was reading earlier.
Buzzy: Uh-uh, the cat's gots a bad arm sprain. That's all I need to know!
Katnip is about to put the sandwhich in his mouth, which Buzzy is in.
Buzzy: Boss! Boss! Boss! Boss!
Katnip puts the sandwhich in his mouth.
Buzzy (muffled voice): Boss! Boss! Boss! Boss! Boss!
Katnip pulls sandwhich out of his mouth, as well as Buzzy.
Buzzy: Boss, I knows of a sure cure for 'dat arm sprain youse gots.
Katnip: Really?
Buzzy: Yeah! First will try the washing treatment!
Katnip: Washing treatment? Hmm, that sounds logical!
Dissolve to Buzzy on a washing machine, with Katnip in it.
Buzzy: Now before we's starts 'da treatment, we've got a put the miracle drink in it!
Buzzy pours a whole bottle of laundry detergent into machine, then shuts the top, leaving Katnip inside.
Buzzy: Now we starts 'da treatment!
Katnip (as he talks, the top opens and closes): That sounds logical!
Buzzy puts a cement block on top of the washing machine so it won't move, and starts it. Buzzy whistles "Listen to the Mockingbird", until the wash is done. After it's done. Buzzy opens the washing machine and takes out a very, VERY, shrunken Katnip.
Buzzy: Now we'll trys 'da dryin' treatment!
Katnip: (in very high, squeaky voice) That sounds logical!
Buzzy puts Katnip into dryer.
Buzzy: Oops, I almost forgot the fabric softener!
Buzzy drops a hammer down the dryer, and starts it. We hear Katnip yelling in pain, and Buzzy takes off.
Buzzy: Well, 'dats the end of 'dat sprain.
The dryer then shoots out Katnip, like a cannon. Katnip crashes in front of door Buzzy is about to get out of.
Katnip: It didn't work! I've got the sprain worse!
Buzzy: You discourages to easy boss!
Dissolve to Buzzy mixing a drink in the kitchen.
Buzzy: 'Dis here special magic drink was passed down to me by my sainted-granny! It'll get rid of that pain before you can say "That sounds logical!" again!
Katnip: That sounds---
Buzzy: Boss, I'm not even done making it yet!
Buzzy is just grabbing random things on the counter, including tabasco sauce, horse radish, hot mustard, pepper, vinegar, honey mustard, arsenic (and old lace :p), etc.
Buzzy then mixes drink with a spoon that quickly shrinks from being used to stir the drink.
Buzzy: HAH! I bet youse folks readin' dis story thought the spoon was gonna shrivel up and break off! Hyuk-yuk-yuk!
Buzzy hands Katnip the drink and Katnip drinks the whole glass.
Katnip proceeds to scream painfully, drop on the floor, and shoot fire out of his tail, and the smoke forms an American flag.
Katnip: HELP! THIS IS THE WOIST PAIN EVER! GET ME A DOCTOR!
Buzzy comes out dressed as a doctor, from behind a door.
Buzzy: Did youse call for a phuzician, boss?
Katnip: Oh doc, get rid of this sprain in my arm!
Buzzy: Hmm, 'dat's a bad sprain boss. We'll have to give youse da mallet treatment!
Katnip: Mallet treatment????
Buzzy begins smacking Katnip's arm with a mallet.
Herman walks out of the kitchen eating a piece of cheese, and goes over to the two.
Herman: Katnip, it doesn't take Einstein to realize that this ain't no doctor.
Katnip: What do you mean?
Herman: Well, think about it! Get rid of the suit, doctor hat, and glasses, and a straw hat, and what do ya get.
Katnip: Hmmm......
We see a thought balloon come out of Katnip's head. Inside it is a clip from the "Turkey in the Straw" scene from "Steamboat Willie" (LOL)
Herman: IT'S BUZZY THE CROW, YOU DAMN MORON!!!
Katnip: Hey, you're right! The crow tricked me!!!
Buzzy runs away, before Katnip pounces on him. Katnip chases Buzzy on all fours.
Buzzy: Wait, boss, I cured youse sprain! Youse runnin' easily!
Katnip: Well, whatdya know!
Buzzy walks away. Katnip than slips on a banana peel which was placed on the floor by Herman, and he slips on it, and sprains his RIGHT arm! Before Buzzy can get away, Katnip grabs the bird, puts on a bib with a picture of Buzzy on it, and tries to eat him. But Buzzy gets out of his grip and flies out the window.
Katnip then looks back into the book and reads to himself.
The book says:
"However, if there's no crow in your house,
a simpler cure is the common mouse!"
Katnip gleers at Herman, and the mouse starts sweating. Katnip rips off his bib with Buzzy, revealing other kinds of bibs (one with Baby Huey, one with Blackie Sheep), until he gets to one with Herman's face on it.
Herman: Uhh, maybe this cartoon should end right here, okay?
(IRIS OUT)
THE END!!!!!!!!
-Thad