View Full Version : Scenes from a hat: Famous movie roles as performed by Rodney Dangerfield
Brandon Pierce
10-05-2004, 11:22 PM
"Quite frankly, Scarlett, I get no respect, and I don't give a damn!"
HumanoidTyphoon
10-05-2004, 11:30 PM
I am your father....and I still get no respect.
Lord Dalek
10-05-2004, 11:34 PM
"The hills are alive with the sounds of no respect!"
Alex Toon
10-06-2004, 07:30 PM
(As the I Know What You Did Last Summer villain)Hey,hey kidds. I'm the killer, but on the way to the dock, I was said to have been the Gorton's fisherman. No respect at all.
Rover_Wow
10-07-2004, 02:12 AM
...but not Schwarzenegger.
"Why do you always have to look on the bright side?"
"Because I don't get no respect!"
:D
Artimus Gigan
10-07-2004, 02:41 AM
"I'll be back...because I get no respect"
Tobias
10-07-2004, 06:29 PM
Rodney in:
Gremlins
"So this creature is allergic to the sun, you can't feed it after midnight and it pops out more monsters if you get it wet? Sounds like my ex-wife."
Spider-Man
Green Goblin comes flying up, and starts cackling:
"Wow, pop a beer in his hand and he could be my Aunt Frieda!"
Transformers the Movie
Galvatron: Cybertron and it's moons belong to me!
Rodney: "Hey, Spock, I got a moon for ya!"
Rover_Wow
10-10-2004, 08:09 AM
Confronting Patrick Stewart: "I'm an egghead, you're an egghead, let's talk."
His shrink ray doesn't work, his bubble gum ride blows up, etc: "Even from my own inventions, I don't get no respect."
Bonus: Jimmy accused of ruining "MacBeth in Space": "I just saved the day, and this is what I get? No respect at all."
Mibbitmaker
10-10-2004, 10:57 AM
Planet of the Apes
CHARTON HESTON: "Get your stinking paws off me, you damn, dirty ape!!"
RODNEY APE: "Hey, you're not exactly Mr. Clean yourself, pal! You been in the jail cell too long, y'knowwhatI'msayin'?"
Animal House
"We're on double-secret probation"
RODNEY: "You kiddin'? I've been on double-secret probation all my life! My mom an' dad, they put me on double-secret probation until my 18th birthday. And my wife picked up where they left off!"
Alien
RODNEY: "I'm alright, but last week I was in rough shape, y'know? Last Tuesday, an alien bust outta my stomach! That's the last time I eat my wife's cookin'!"
Looney Tunes theatrical cartoons
ELMER: "Say your pwayers, duck!"
DAFFY DANGERFIELD: " Oh, no! You've blasted my bill off so many times, you can charge me for plastic surgery! They say you can't hunt ducks in these woods - for me they make the exception. You kiddin'? They all wanna see me cut down by this guy. My wife wants the insurance money!"
(oddball one) Three Stooges short
INTERCOM: "Calling Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine, Dr. Vinny Boombatz!"
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