WORLD'S FINEST - Funny Quote #29: You'll Believe A Man Can Lift Something Heavy...

[Stu]

For truth, justice and a belly laugh!


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Christ, will you people ever learn? AKA, Spidey's Law

No foul langauge.
Keep it PG.
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Enjoy! New quote next week!

[Style]

"Lois, That is the FINAL time you take the last donut at the office, YOU GET ME!!!" :eek:

[Jared1981]

Lois....tell me where Wayman Tisdale is! Hawkgirl told me about him, and he is SO getting hit with this!

[Yarharhar]

Superman: How is the shade now Lois, cool enough for you?

[KamikaziFireFly]

Lois: thank you superma-...what are you looking at?
superman:..........i love x-ray vision..

(im half-a-sleep, and bored.. -_- ill think up somthing better later...)

[Style]

"Lois, I know that TECHNICALLY I was the one who collapsed the building and I was fine when the city ordered me to rebuild it, but since I did do it to save you for about the 1 ka-billioneth time, could you get off your butt and help me with this!"

[TimTwoFace]

Superman: "And as you can see Lois, this is a result of a thing we call 'gravity'."

Lois: "Wow. Tell me more...."

[Kury Wagner]

Superman: "Hey there, Babe. *wink* "

[Blacklight]

Lois: It's insane, but I have this sudden urge to find out if he's ticklish.

[Manhunter]

Lois: Eww! He's got pit-stains!

[Harley_Quinn]

“for the last time I am not Bruce Wayne and will never be!!”

[adoptedBatpuppy]

Lois: Wow! I wonder how he does it?

Superman: I drink magic potion for breakfast.

[GohanWinner]

Clark: *Closing eyes tight* Must...resist urge...to look...between legs...

Am I the only one that saw this? XD

[Fledgling]

Superman: ...And it was this tall...

[Mr_Millions]

Superman: Well, this is certainly better than loose change under a cushion.

[lostrune]

Superman:
"I once had it thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis BIG!
Oh, did that scare you, Lois................ or are you just happy to see me?"

[DLM]

Superman- OK! YES! Its black underware with a pointless red stripe, now will you stop staring at the package? I just saved your life for #$#$#@ sake!

[shany94a]

"Fine, I'll get it this time, Lois - but next time pick up after yourself!"

[stwasm]

Lois: Oh, and that's supposed to impress me?

[Silverbolt]

Superman doesn't realize that after Bizzaro wined and dined Lois he's been reduced to man-friend who is only called when heavy furniture needs to be moved status.

Lois---On second thought I liked it better over there.

[Doomsday]

Superman- Drink your milk and eat your vegies and you'll be as strong as me one day, and if you don't I WILL CRUSH YOU. :mad:

[Kury Wagner]

Lois: thank you superma-...what are you looking at?
superman:..........i love x-ray vision..
Superman: How is the shade now Lois, cool enough for you?
Lois: Oh, and that's supposed to impress me?
Superman- Drink your milk and eat your vegies and you'll be as strong as me one day, and if you don't I WILL CRUSH YOU. :mad:These are soooo funny! :anime:

[Somejerk]

I know I am "Superman" but that doesnt mean you can just lay there all day while I hold this up. MOVE LADY.

[Merlin Missy]

Lois: Wow! When they told me they'd redesigned the Pulitzers, nobody mentioned how big the new statuettes are! How am I gonna fit that on my mantle?

[DLM]

Superman: Yeah, so the superhero gig just wasn't paying the bills so I'm moonlighting in the construction biz. Oh, and please Lois, no lounging on the worksite!