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Punisher
09-19-2004, 07:04 PM
Who do you think it is? Who would you hate to have for a neighbor the most?

Peter/Family Guy-Peter wouldn't be the best neighbor. He has gotten into a street war over a clam trophy, opened a bar in his basement, has been visited by death, and to top it off, has a denomic baby bent on destroying the world.

Bender/Futurama-An alcoholic robot? This lazy bum would steal all your money while pretending to be your friend. Not to mention he has been sent to an asylum for robots.

Carl/Aqua Teen Hunger Force-He has proven himself to be a lousy neighbor. If babysitting, he would let your kid get into the medicine cabnet. He often gets killed, cusses excesively, and gets visited by the ghost of robots. He would be a bad example.

Master Shake/Aqua Teen Hunger Force-Who would want a cup for a neighbor? Especially a cup that gets visited by moon people, has had his neighbor killed on several occasions, gets killed himself, avoids paying bills, and has the ability to make things explode when throwing them.

Coach Mcgurk/Home Movies-A soccor coach who is an alcoholic and has a past of Scottish dancing? And a giver of bad advice.

Brock Samson/Venture Brothers-How would you feel living next to someone with a license to kill? And a family which he has to protect that gets visited by crazy villians with no idea what they are doing.

Brak/Brak Show-Someone who has an evil praying mantis for a friend, can't take care of a gold fish without killing it, and is incredibly dumb.

Other-Did I miss someone?

b007
09-19-2004, 07:07 PM
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Other-Did I miss someone?
Conan. Someone close to me migh be murdered. :D

Punisher
09-19-2004, 07:12 PM
Oops. I knew there was someone I forgot. I went for shake because all the reasons i already listed.

Temple Fugate
09-19-2004, 07:23 PM
Shake. Just about everything he touches explodes or is otherwise somehow lit on fire. Plus, he knows not the meaning of "trespassing." Not to mention the freak shows he and the ATHF attract every Sunday...so basically all the reasons you already listed, but reworded and made better.

And he forbids dancing. How am I gonna get my DDR groove on when he's shouting at me from outside the window?

Spongebrain2.0
09-19-2004, 07:25 PM
Brak, he's such an annoying B@stard! If he was my neighbor I'd move within seconds!!!!

inuyasha_fan91
09-19-2004, 07:29 PM
shake, i have the feling UFO's would kill me if i got 2 close to him. and shot, blown up, the list go's on and on

g_UnIt_GaNsTa
09-19-2004, 07:38 PM
I would be the worst neighbor I could ask for.

But what about Fry? A lousy, idiotic moocher?

Lord Dalek
09-19-2004, 07:40 PM
Shake. He wouldn't get outta my fircken pool.

Mog
09-19-2004, 07:53 PM
It would have to be Danzig you *******. Would you want a neighbor with blood running up his walls?

MahouShoujo13
09-19-2004, 07:59 PM
Conan. Someone close to me migh be murdered. :D
I agree. Go with Conan, and you're in danger of being murdered.

Everytime Conan goes somewhere, most of the time a murder happens.

James Bester
09-19-2004, 08:24 PM
Id have to say shake. the cup would steal your paper and sneak into your pool(if i had one). Plus, Shake has mistakingly killed Carl or burned down his house on several occasions. Coming in 2nd is Brak. I couldnt stand his singing or his knack of always being an idiot. Id eventually be forced to move out.

Space Kitty
09-19-2004, 08:25 PM
Brock shouldn't be up there. If you made friends with him, he'd be a GREAT neighbor. All the rest would suck whether they were friends or not. In most of the cases, being their friend would actually be worse :eek:

Youko Recca
09-19-2004, 08:51 PM
It would have to be Danzig you *******. Would you want a neighbor with blood running up his walls?
Well wouldn't Danzig basically fall under Carl? Danzig saying **** and mother****** won't hold it's own. Hell...I swear more than Danzig.

Yash
09-19-2004, 09:17 PM
Conan. Someone close to me migh be murdered. :D
Having Conan as a neighbor would be cool, but I'm not sure a one-way trip to Hell is my idea of a good time.

Sandoz
09-19-2004, 09:21 PM
Shake. Thank God I don't have a pool.

Artimus Gigan
09-19-2004, 09:42 PM
Baron Underbite

I'd only live until 37

Mog
09-19-2004, 09:48 PM
Well wouldn't Danzig basically fall under Carl? Danzig saying **** and mother****** won't hold it's own. Hell...I swear more than Danzig.This is Danzig we're talking about. He might be doing satanical stuff in his house. He wouldn't be the best person to raise kids around. The worse that Carl could do is...sit in his living room with his pants down....without curtains.....or a lock on his door.


Baron Underbite

I'd only live until 37That's pretty bad, but his other troops weren't that mad about it. Maybe they found a way around it?

wrenchien
09-19-2004, 09:51 PM
roger smith...

not only would i have to complain of damage from big o's appearing near his townhouse..

or hear dorothy play off key..

or see beck go by my house, crusing my crendenza while on his way

but i'd also end up ceasing to be every 40 years or so, to be 'remembered' only to complain anew, exacting and just as angrily, some 40 years later, and i wouldn't even be a real living being but some memory of what may have happened before.

Nik Jam
09-19-2004, 10:21 PM
I think Zorak works over Brak, but that's just me

Kurtman
09-19-2004, 10:45 PM
It is a tossup between Peter and Master Shake for me.

Jave
09-20-2004, 11:18 PM
In cartoons? Peter Griffin

In sitcoms? Cosmo Kramer

In reality? Matt Wilson

Tienshin
09-20-2004, 11:30 PM
Carl, Peter, and McGuirk would all be awesome neighbors. I could show up at any moment and be like "wanna get some beer, have a BBQ, followed by a trip to a respectable gentlemen's club" and they'd all be there EVERY time. No questions asked.

The rest of those freak shows would be horrible though. If I had to pick one, I would go with Shake. Mostly because I would end up murdering him all while laughing at his absolute silliness. And quite frankly, I don't want to go to jail. I have seen enough "Oz" to know what happens there.

Mibbitmaker
09-21-2004, 12:04 PM
I voted Master Shake, but it's really the Aqua Teens in general. Just ask Carl! :D :D :D :D

bluelightstar
09-21-2004, 09:46 PM
I'd hate living next to Shake, or Conan for that matter.

PaQ
09-22-2004, 03:56 AM
I'd definitely say Shake. I would move away very quickly if I found him to be a neighbor. The things blowing up around him, the rudeness, the lack of common sense. It would be very difficult IMO. Out of all the choices, I definitely think he'd cause the most trouble by being a neighbor.