Scenes from a hat: Bad times for that sleeping pill to kick in

[Brandon Pierce]

"Mary, I have a question for you.... we've been close friends for a long time... and.... I have to ask you this.... will you...."
(falls asleep)

[Mibbitmaker]

"Omigod, I'd better stop him, he's gonna get killed! I---" (falls asleep)

"Uh, I just remembered how to defuse the bomb! First, you---" (f. a.)

"Hey, I just found Osama bin-Laden!! He's right over--" (zzzzzzzzz)

"Hey, I'll finally get to see this episode I keep missing! ...As soon as this commercial is ov---" (zzzz.....)

[HumanoidTyphoon]

I think a real bad time....:yawn: for it to kick in would be....

[Colin]

"I, John... take thee, Marsha... Zzzzzz"

"My Fellow Americans. Tonight we have seen an important milestone in the course of human development! I'm talking, of course, about... zzzzzzzzzzz"

"Thanks to the miracle of modern science, my team of crack scientists have worked night and day and finally, we've come up with the cure for... Zzzzzzzzz"

[Tobias]

"For One Hundred Million Dollars, just answer this one question: What is the name of-"

:yawn: zzzzz........

[g_UnIt_GaNsTa]

"I've got it! The last thing I need for the Immortality Serum is-" :yawn:

[Alex Toon]

"It's official: the new President of USA is.....zzzzz :yawn:
Hey! I never voted for Mr. .....zzzzz :yawn: ! I want a recount! :D

[Fone Bone]

Rabbi are you sure you're up to performing this bris? You look kinda out of it.

[Colin]

"And the polls are now closed in the state of Florida, with the winner being shown as....Zzzzzzz"

[candy17]

Bad times for that sleeping pill to kick in:

-While you're taking your driver's test (the driving part, not the written part)
-When you realize you didn't put it in your girlfriend's glass of wine
-While operating heavy machinery
-While building a house of cards
-While hanging Christmas tree lights on the roof
-While your spouse is arguing with you on how you don't pay attention
-During class
-While giving a speech to "Your fellow Americans"

[Tanooki]

-When you realize you didn't put it in your girlfriend's glass of wine*snickers*

GK

[MahouShoujo13]

"Man...taking these SATs are hard...but I gotta pass. Now...question nine...how do you find..." :yawn: (when taking SATs)

"Alright! I'm all set for this marathon! I'm gonna win! Just one more foot and..." :yawn: (running a marathon)

"I have to get all these notes right to get into the best spot! Do a trill there...slur there...." :yawn: (auditioning for an orchestra)

"'Juliet, I am the east, and you are the..." :yawn: (doing a part for the play) (I hope I got the line right from "Romeo and Juliet")

[Evil & Lovin It]

Will you marry m- zzzzzzz...

The cure for narcalepsy is- ...zzz..zzzzzzz....

[Mibbitmaker]

A REEEEEEEEEEEEALLY bad time for the sleeping pill to kick in:

In the middle of sex!!! :eek: :eek: :o


Oh, this next one is really funny! Wow! It's certainly the funniest thing I ever thought up for this forum... or ever will! Here it is:

A bad time for a sleeping pill to kick in would be wh.........zzzzzzzzzzzz...

[Anyone00]

"I'll save you from the dragon fair princ... zzzzzzz"

"I have to get up close and make sure i put to soder on just r..r....zzzzzzz"

"All-right I got the chainsaw goinnn.....zzzzzzz"

"Have... to... monitor.... reactor.....zzzzz"

"All right Mr. Jones I'm about half way done shaving you with this strait bladed razor so the doctor can perform the vasect.....zzzzzz"
:eek:

[Sue_Jackson]

"I better defuse that bomb....before....it....zzzzzzzz"*KABOOM!*

Boss: "Johnson, If I catch you sleeping again in your cubicle, you're fired!"
Johnson: "Sorry....Sir.....what....did.....you...say....zzzzzzzzz"

Sports announcer: "Smith has the ball! He's running towards goal line! He's passed the 40.....the 30......the 20! He's now passed the 10! I think Smith's gonna make a touch....... Uh-oh....wait a minute. I think Smith just collasped on to the field.....and he's snoring! What bad time to fall asleep, and just a few feet short of the goal line!"

:cool: :D :p

[mikestorm]

Here's one for the poster above me:

Daniel Jackson: Shifu, you are a Harsesis child as well as the protege of Oma Desala. You of course posess the knowledge to ascend to a higher plane of existence. As you know, I too had once ascended, but have forgotten my time among my ascended bretheren. I implore you, please, impart to me the knowledge and wisdom so I may yet ascend again and be one with the universe.

Shifu: Well, since you asked so nicely; all you have to do is *ZZZZZZ*

EDITORS NOTE: Probably only about four people on this board woud get the above scenario, so here's one that's a bit more mainstream :D

Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen. I am here before you today to unravel one of the greatest mysteries man has grappled with for the last fifteen years. I have conclusive proof of my claim, but will only reveal it this one time, for fear that the powers that be might bring charges against me for such a groundbreaking revelation.

This revelation concerns a certain TV show. Specifically, a certain animated TV show on Fox. Yes, ladies and gentleman, I am talking about "The Simpsons." For a decade and a half, we've discovered virtually everything there is to know about the inhabitants of Springfield (and more than a few things we wish we didn't know). However, one omitted detail about the town has been gnawing at our souls; nay, our very existence. It is that detail that I wish to share with you today, once and for all time.

That being said, without further ado, I submit to you that the town of Springfield is, in fact, indisputibly, located in the great state of *ZZZZZZZZZ*

[Sue_Jackson]

Here's one for the poster above me:

Daniel Jackson: Shifu, you are a Harsesis child as well as the protege of Oma Desala. You of course posess the knowledge to ascend to a higher plane of existence. As you know, I too had once ascended, but have forgotten my time among my ascended bretheren. I implore you, please, impart to me the knowledge and wisdom so I may yet ascend again and be one with the universe.

Shifu: Well, since you asked so nicely; all you have to do is *ZZZZZZ*


LOL! :D I definitely got that! I love it! Great one, Mikestorm! Very funny! :anime:

:cool:

[mikestorm]

I figured you might :D Now let us both burn pictures of Pierre Bernard in effigy, while we take his recliner of rage and shove it up his *ZZZZZZZ*

[Anime 51]

Racecar driver: "Okay, one more lap and then I'll pull into the - zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz"