Mine! Mine! Mine!

[RockItShipper]

My fics! My fics! My fics! Read the warnings first! Thank you! (http://www.fanfiction.net/index.fic?action=directory-authorProfile&userid=21095) :)

[don Jaime]

Who are you?!? And what have you done with our Kojiro?!? Seriously, did you get tired of being mistaken for a boy? 'Cause I thought you were a boy until about February.

[RockItShipper]

:D Actually, I find that unless I use a SN like I AM A GIRL- ppl assume I'm a guy. (Being confused doesn't help)

I want everyone to know about the greatness of RockItShipping.

Because in a world where milk and hamburgers come from pink cows, yaoi can flourish. LOL

[RockItShipper]

Season 3 Digimon story. :D

http://www.fanfiction.net/index.fic?action=story-read&storyid=292818

[RockItShipper]

Originally posted by RockItShipper
Season 3 Digimon story. :D

http://www.fanfiction.net/index.fic?action=story-read&storyid=292818

And another one. I luv LeeKato. ;) http://members.fanfiction.net/index.fic?action=story-read&storyid=299293

[RockItShipper]

Originally posted by RockItShipper


And another one. I luv LeeKato. ;) http://members.fanfiction.net/index.fic?action=story-read&storyid=299293

Added another chapter. :cool:

[DR. BELCH]

Originally posted by don Jaime
...did you get tired of being mistaken for a boy? 'Cause I thought you were a boy until about February.

RockItShipper:
Actually, I find that unless I use a SN like I AM A GIRL- ppl assume I'm a guy.
I though she was a guy myself, although I do remember thinking d***, if only I could find a dame who thought like this James of Team Rocket, that'd be something. Maybe wishes do come true! I don't recall pre-xactly when I figured out Rocky was a woman, but it was probably while we were pingponging e-mails to one another, and one of them involved a discussion of shaving and grooming. There's a world of difference between the sexes there!
I don't know about pink cows, but I'm waiting for someone to breed cows the size of beagles. They can live in your backyard on grass clippings and give several pints a day. Imagine not buying a gallon of milk a week and p***ing away an exhorbitant amount of money to watch half the g.d. carton spoil a week before the date printed on the jug. Just call Mini-Bossy over and squeeze out what you need.
Anyway, it took me a while to get used to her name change. I liked "Kojiro" because it sounds vaguely Spanish (I pronounce it ko-hee-ro, but that's probably wrong).
Useless fact: "Kojiro" is actuallly a pretty common name. Yahoo Search lists over a hundred of 'em (first name, 91; surname, 14). There's even a "Kojiro Teamrocket" listed in Modesto, CA (kojirotr@yahoo.com)--a fellow Pokefan, it seems. (Although I should note that most of these e-mail links are old and discontinued; I've had nothing but trouble with them.) :(

[don Jaime]

Yeah, I got tripped by her Hotmail account. When I got a letter from "James!" or "jamesofteamrocket_surrendernoworwellslapyousilly", I just assumed....

[RockItShipper]

Originally posted by DR. BELCH
I though she was a guy myself, although I do remember thinking d***, if only I could find a dame who thought like this James of Team Rocket, that'd be something. Maybe wishes do come true!
;)


I don't know about pink cows,]

It's a reference to the Alternate Universe-y quality of Pokemon- including a lack of non-Pokemon animal species- and how that frees up certain traditions from not fitting in. :D


but I'm waiting for someone to breed cows the size of beagles. They can live in your backyard on grass clippings and give several pints a day. Imagine not buying a gallon of milk a week and p***ing away an exhorbitant amount of money to watch half the g.d. carton spoil a week before the date printed on the jug. Just call Mini-Bossy over and squeeze out what you need.


Milk was one of the things that drove me nuts this past weekend in the Dominician Republic. My dad and I were sent out to get groceries. There were no cold milk containers. I mean, it wasn't bad in the cereal but I couldn't keep the bit I drank raw down. I wonder if you could milk mini-cows right into a glass or cereal bowl, though. It'd really suck if you were half-awake and milked the wrong end....
I should get some sleep now. :D

[DR. BELCH]

RockItShipper:
I wonder if you could milk mini-cows right into a glass or cereal bowl, though. It'd really suck if you were half-awake and milked the wrong end....
Or picked up a mini-bull by mistake.
I first read a blurb about these mini-bovines in one of those rags at a supermarket checkout desk. It was pure b.s., but it got me thinking Why not? A few years later they up and cloned a sheep. Maybe Lil' Bossy's not too far down the pike after all.
When I mentioned this to my ex, she suggested I just get a goat. :rolleyes:

[dazza_007au]

Hi I am new at this. "Tiny cows. Fill stright into a glass". Well thats not far from the carton. (sorry), There are little cattle around. They arnt quite that small but they are about half the size of a normal cow. Thay are called "lowline cattle." True:)

[RockItShipper]

Originally posted by dazza_007au
Hi I am new at this. "Tiny cows. Fill stright into a glass". Well thats not far from the carton. (sorry), There are little cattle around. They arnt quite that small but they are about half the size of a normal cow. Thay are called "lowline cattle." True:)

That still makes 'em pretty big tho'... You know, all this reminds me of "Duplica's" second appearance where she's gotten a second "Ditto" which can't change its body mass very well. So you see itty-bitty "Onixes" and Arboks. A morphing flaw which is ignored b/c the chibiPokemon are so cute.

[RockItShipper]

I wrote a bunch of stories this past week, 3 of which I've typed up and posted at ff.net

"Lost Love"
http://www.fanfiction.net/index.fic/index.fic?action=story-read&storyid=349629

"Connected"
http://www.fanfiction.net/index.fic?action=story-read&storyid=349712

"Card Slash". To my knowledge this is the first NC-17 on ff.net with the third season cast of Digimon.
http://www.fanfiction.net/index.fic/index.fic?action=story-read&storyid=349940

[dazza_007au]

"A good laugh it was, Thank you for for the link.:o