Poll!

[Jack]

Well, what are you???

[Knight of Blüdhaven]

I live in New Jersey

[Joe Tully]

Soup

[Jack]

Confused because I don't remember starting this thread...


Jack :eek:

[Colin]

Originally posted by Jack
Well, what are you???

I'm a silly green duck with an ego the size of Cleveland!!

[Danielle]

Originally posted by Jack
Well, what are you???


Nothing. Utterly nothing. Nice thought, isn't it?

[Lonestarr]

I am Spartacus!

[BourgeoisBuffoon]

You DON'T w am. Trust me on this. :)

[Jon Cooke]

Originally posted by Jack
Well, what are you???


Smarter than the average bear.


-Jon

[Pietro]

Originally posted by Jack
Well, what are you???

I'm "Sam-I-Am!" Won't you try my Green Eggs and Ham?

-Pietro:D

[Matthew Hunter]

I yam what I am and that's all what I yam!

[Thad Komorowski]

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-Thaddeus J. Komorowski, Owner of a Mansion and a Yaht

[Thad Komorowski]

Everybody thinks I'm ca-razy!
Yes sirrie, that's me that's me!
That's what I'm cracked up to be!
I chop a hole in every tree!
Knock on wood!
*KNOCKKNOCKKNOCK*
A-well, knock on woo-oo-ood!
Some I'm crazy!
So what, what can I do?!
So are you!

OR:

Everybody thinks I'm screwy!
Screwy as a loon, that's me!
When I get on the driving spree,
the coppers all get panicky!
On my horn!
*HONKHONKHONK*
Stretch my gear!
*SCREECHSCHREECHSCREECH*
So I'm screwy, what, what, what can I do?
I ask you!


-Thad

[DR. BELCH]

*--Henry the Eighth, I am. Henry the Eighth, I am, I am.

*--Cornholio! Bring me t.p. for my bunghole!

*--The Walrus.

*--a man of constant sorrow/I've known trouble all my days.

*--the greatest. Float like a butterfly and sting like a bee.

*--a rock. I am an island. Because a rock feels no pain, and an island never cries.

*--the King of All Media.

Pick any one.

[Lonestarr]

"a man of constant sorrow". "O Brother, Where Art Thou?" is a wonderful movie...that I'm watching at this moment for the first time.

I also love your new title. :)

[Joe Tully]

Originally posted by Lonestarr

I also love your new title. :)

Can you say Schi-Tsu on a PG board? :p

[Danielle]

Originally posted by Joe Tully


Can you say Schi-Tsu on a PG board? :p


As long as he doesn't say "pianist".

[Colin]

I'm surprised no one has said "Ironman" ???

[Jack]

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM
making believe I'm sailing on the sea!
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM
making believe I'm captain of the Pea....

[Jon Cooke]

Hey Jack, your date is kind of cute. Does she have a sister? :p


-Jon

[Jack]

Originally posted by Jon Cooke
Hey Jack, your date is kind of cute. Does she have a sister? :p


-Jon
Now that you mention it, yes, she does have a sister. Here's a picture from our last get together.
http://imagehost.auctionwatch.com/preview/su/superrabbit/sexycoyotesister.jpg
She had a falling out with he old boyfriend (Joe Mockingbird) recently, so she's available at the moment. I hear she's a nice girl, listen to the mockingbird when he says that bird has got a boogie woogie beat.



Jack :D
(But I got the better of the two, IMO)

[Stinky Cat]

im a smelly cat that lives in a dumpster

[Singin' Stray Cat]

I am...not amused. :D Just kidding, I am.

[Jon Cooke]

Originally posted by Jack

Now that you mention it, yes, she does have a sister. Here's a picture from our last get together.
http://imagehost.auctionwatch.com/preview/su/superrabbit/sexycoyotesister.jpg


Hmm... not bad. I'll give her a call. Maybe we could go out and get some Free Bird Seed one of these days.


-Jon
Hoooooooooooow- ooooold is she?

[Brian Cruz]

Originally posted by Jack
Now that you mention it, yes, she does have a sister.

I hear that Speedy Gonzales is friends with her sister...

[Jack]

Speedy Gonzales is friends with EVERYBODY's seeester!


Jack :D

[Craig Marinaro]

Speedy Gonzales is friends with EVERYBODY's seeester!

Your honor, I object! As the record clearly shows, Senor Gonzales had a falling-out with the goat's sister last year, when the cabbage came between them. And while they are technically back on speaking terms, the relationship would be termed shaky at best. I rest my case.

[Danielle]

Originally posted by Craig


Your honor, I object! As the record clearly shows, Senor Gonzales had a falling-out with the goat's sister last year, when the cabbage came between them. And while they are technically back on speaking terms, the relationship would be termed shaky at best. I rest my case.


I object the objection! You say they were on speaking terms...yet the bird in the drag saw them last week.....PLAYING PATTY-CAKE!! How do ya explain that, huh?!
No further derogatory comments, your honor.

[Brandon Pierce]

I am Brandon Pierce. I even have my own themesong!

My name is Brandon Pierce....
'Not related to David Hyde Pierce....
I like to eat cheese and drink Root Beer....
I like to pet bears and deer....
I'm a Looney Tunes fan, they kill me!
I like Angry Beavers, MST3K, Invader Zim, especially that horrible death bee!
That's me!

[Danielle]

Originally posted by Brandon Pierce
I am Brandon Pierce. I even have my own themesong!

My name is Brandon Pierce....
'Not related to David Hyde Pierce....
I like to eat cheese and drink Root Beer....
I like to pet bears and deer....
I'm a Looney Tunes fan, they kill me!
I like Angry Beavers, MST3K, Invader Zim, especially that horrible death bee!
That's me!


They just may make a song out of that! Lyrics by Brandon Pierce, music by Romey, and vocals by Craig and Brainatra (calm down, I'm just taking random names...)

[Joe Tully]

http://www.pythonet.org/cael/colonel.jpg

I'm going to have to stop this thread, as it has become entirely too silly. You there! Yes, you! Don't hit that reply button! I've surrounded it with mines, so don't even think about it. DON'T!

[Craig Marinaro]

You can't stop me, you silly twit! Look, I've written up a song mocking you and your chosen vocation!

It's a dog's life in the modern army
They feed you stale bread and old salarmi!
They drive you like dogs and make you twice as sick
They point at their boots and they tell you, "Lick!"

They wake you up at the crack of dawn
I would much rather work for Genghis Khan.
At least he mightn't so boss and czar me
It's a dog's life in the modern army!

There, I've slandered you in song! And what are you going to do about, you doddering ignoramous?

(A 16-ton weight falls several inches from Craig)

Ha! You missed, you batty old windbag! You--

(The weight explodes, and when the dust clears, it leaves only Craig's cremated remains.)

http://www.pythonet.org/cael/colonel.jpg
It was a silly song. "Salami" hardly rhymes with "army," now does it?

-C
Lemon curry?

[Danielle]

Originally posted by Craig
You can't stop me, you silly twit! Look, I've written up a song mocking you and your chosen vocation!

It's a dog's life in the modern army
They feed you stale bread and old salarmi!
They drive you like dogs and make you twice as sick
They point at their boots and they tell you, "Lick!"

They wake you up at the crack of dawn
I would much rather work for Genghis Khan.
At least he mightn't so boss and czar me
It's a dog's life in the modern army!

There, I've slandered you in song! And what are you going to do about, you doddering ignoramous?

(A 16-ton weight falls several inches from Craig)

Ha! You missed, you batty old windbag! You--

(The weight explodes, and when the dust clears, it leaves only Craig's cremated remains.)

http://www.pythonet.org/cael/colonel.jpg
It was a silly song. "Salami" hardly rhymes with "army," now does it?

-C
Lemon curry?


*sniff* He was a good man...(takes off her hat and bows her head)



Oh well! Pizza, anyone? :D


No, it's NOT lemon curry! It is, in fact, strawberry curry. Quite delicious, I might add...


Aaaaaaaaaand "salami" DOES rhyme with "army". Read it over again, with your hands over your ears and your eyes kinda swirly-like. *THEN* it will rhyme!

[Joe Tully]

Originally posted by Craig
You can't stop me, you silly twit!

*BOOOOOOOOOM!!!*

http://www.movieprop.com/tvandmovie/PlanetoftheApes/ending.jpg

You maniac! You blew it up! Darn you! Gosh darn you all to heck!!!

[Danielle]

Originally posted by Joe Tully



You maniac! You blew it up! Darn you! Gosh darn you all to heck!!!


To heck? But I haven't picked out my new wardrobe yet! :D

[Thad Komorowski]

I'mthefastestmaninSiam,yesIamyesIam
Lightning don't scare me a bit,
because I can dodge it before I'm hit!
I'm the fastest man in Siam,
Yes I am!


-Thad

[Danielle]

Originally posted by Thad Komorowski
I'mthefastestmaninSiam,yesIamyesIam
Lightning don't scare me a bit,
because I can dodge it before I'm hit!
I'm the fastest man in Siam,
Yes I am!




That reminds me of that old poem-thingie...Anyone remember it? Something like Oh wat a goo Siam.

[DR. BELCH]

Craig says lemon curry...Danielle says strawberry curry...but both are wrong. It's tim curry. Want a slab?

Brit humor...you know I love it.

And now, the sound of John Denver being strangled....

[Danielle]

Originally posted by DR. BELCH
Craig says lemon curry...Danielle says strawberry curry...but both are wrong. It's tim curry. Want a slab?

Brit humor...you know I love it.

And now, the sound of John Denver being strangled....

What is the sound of one John Denver being strangled? Let us all contemplate this............Hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm............


A little philosophical question now and then never hurt nobody. And in the words of Yakko Warner in a certain story on Fanfiction.net (go find it...)....

"If I saw someone filling his socks full of something cold I'd ask questions too."