Entertainment Quote #59: Sleeping On The Job!

[Stu]

New funny quote time. *cue booming death theme!*


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Rules:

No naughty words. Spidey doesn't like naught words
Keep it clean. As in, see my own reflection clean.

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Enjoy! :D

[TheBaldOneMpls]

"Luuuuke, (chhhhhh) I am (chhhhhh) unSure."

[stwasm]

Man, Vader! You need to lay off those burritos!

[PaQ]

Vader: "No one ridicules my suit!" *looks back at Stormtroopers* "Does this cape make my butt look big?"

[Conekiller]

It was the last time anyone ever mocked Lord Vader's breathing paterns.....

[Boy Wonder]

What did I say about peeping at the lady? Thats right (swuuuuuiiiiing!) meet my blade you Moe Lary and Culry rip-offs!

[Carolina Red]

Be glad you're my designated "yes man..."

[Artimus Gigan]

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Now I'd be set if this thing worked on the ladies.

[TimTwoFace]

"Now that's what will happen to you if you don't buy the original trilogy on DVD this Tuesday."

-Tim

[mikestorm]

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Dude! You're not supposed to walk up the slide!

[mikestorm]

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Hello. I'm Darth Vader. For just 52 creds a day, less than the price of a cup of kessel, you too can make a difference in combating the homeless problem rampart on intergalactic space freighters. Ask yourself...can really you afford not to?


Apologies for the double post!

[candy17]

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This wasn't the first time Darth Vader's men faked their deaths to get out of sponge-bathing him...

[mikestorm]

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With only two action figure pegs in the floor of his "Blockade Runner" playset from Kenner, Billy was having great difficulty in getting his guys to stay standing.

[Jaguar]

It's 10pm. Do you know where your deodorant is?

[TimTwoFace]

Darth Vader stops in his tracks and ponders a wicked irony about his entire life.

"If I'm so all about following the 'dark side' and all that - why the hell are all my minions dressed in WHITE?"

-Tim

[Pilmedium]

Darth Vader's last guard realizes that he, too, will die unless he poses as a statue.

[StarScream64]

Stormtrooper on the left: *snickers* He's got an armor wedgie.

[Lord Dalek]

Vader: All right, who called for the Chinese Fire Drill?