List the Worst Movies You've Ever Seen!

[g_UnIt_GaNsTa]

Yes, list them!

And if you say anything against Spielberg I'll bite yer head off.

5. Mars Attacks! (Boring and unfunny)

4. Cats and Dogs (Cuteness was this movie's only redeeming feature, and it wasn't that cute.)

3. R.O.T.O.R (Ahhhh! It's rolling over the folding chairs!)

2. Plan 9 From Outer Space (Low Budget or not, it still sucked)

1. Future War (Stay away from this dreck.)

[Meow]

The Truth About Charlie (I couldn't stand the way this movie was filmed. I didn't care much for the plot either, but it was mostly the camera work that annoyed me. I've never had such an overwhelming urge to get up and walk out of a movie.)

Kill Bill Volumes 1 and 2 (I know everyone likes these movies, but I think they are so stupid....blood squirting out everywhere like something out of Monty Python...guys who apparently weigh 9 ounces standing on swords...people grabbing other people's EYEBALLS and ripping them out of their sockets...)

House of The Dead (This movie had no plot, incredibly lame characters, and there was actually a scene where you could SEE the springboard that launched a zombie into the air.)

Batman and Robin (Sorry Arnold, but that movie was awful.)

[True Noir]

Kill Bill Volumes 1 and 2 (I know everyone likes these movies, but I think they are so stupid....blood squirting out everywhere like something out of Monty Python...guys who apparently weigh 9 ounces standing on swords...people grabbing other people's EYEBALLS and ripping them out of their sockets...)You... you... have NO sense of humor!!!

1. Animal Hospital - Not a movie but a miniseries. I thought it was terrible.

2. I think Chuckie movies were terrible.

3. Cats and Dogs was terrible, I agree.

4. inspector Gadget. No comment~

[blee337]

The two worst movies I have ever seen at a movie theatre are Babe: pig in the city (walked out) and Mortal Kombat Annihalation (should have walked out). Sad part is I really liked the originals for both of these.

[Classic Speedy]

Mr. Magoo is the worst "comedy" I've ever seen. Every single joke bombed, and the "action" scenes were badly sequenced. 2001: A Space Travesty was also really bad- it was so bad that it skipped theatres (I think) and went either to video or TV. The sad thing is, I'm a big Leslie Nielsen comedy fan, but both of these movies were terrible.

[Sandoz]

I think MST3K fans will agree with me when I say Monster-A-Go-Go and Manos: The Hands of Fate. Both are shoddily made, near unintelligible wastes of film, and can be toxic if viewed unriffed. Hobgoblins is another one that...oh God...no...it burns! ::shields eyes and runs away::

[JohnCrichton]

Top 3 Worst Movies Ever Seen in the Threatre:

1. Drop Dead Fred

2. Jeane Claude Van Damme's "The Quest"

3. Mortal Kombat 2: Domination

[Jade_GL]

Lost in Space: Matt LeBlanc in SPACE! Ugh, this was so bad. I didn't want to see it, but I bowed to the will of a few friends. Man, I could have kicked their butts for making me watch this awful movie. Oh, and it's filled with plotholes you could fly a spaceship through.

Catwoman: I will say this for the millionth time on the boards. I got the tickets for free, I wish I could have gotten my two hours back. awful movie, awful in every way.

[Knight]

Im usually pretty easy to please but I can think of a few that were "eh".

Catwoman - boring x10 couldnt wait for this to be over
Cabin Fever - this movie is filled with so much stupidity that it sickened me
Scary Movie 3 - Not funny
House Of The Dead - laughable amounts of gore just thrown at you and super predictable ending.
Monster's Ball - I actually own this garbage. Figured since Halle got a award out of this one it that it must be good (wrong)plus I had another incentive to see it too :D but even that didnt make up for my lack of intrest in this movie.
Spawn - worst "super hero" movie ever. I remember people actually leaving the theatre while this was playing too bad I didnt follow suit.
Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon - reason subtitles. I rented this on vhs back in the day (not knowing that the whole movie was subtitled)and after 5 mins and the fast forward button realized it wasnt going to go away and It was already starting to make me loose attention so at that point I was done too.
Phantasm 4 - I cant believe after how good the third one was that they followed it up with this snoorfest of lil action. There was also zero mention of the kid with the gun who fought at Reggie's side in the last movie. NONE. Its like he never exsisted. Just like this movie should not have.
The Cell - the only thing they had good to offer in this movie was a J-Lo butt shot.
Fallen- I dislike movies where the bad guy wins esspecially after all the stuff Denzel's character had to do to get rid of him. This had one of the worst endings to a movie I have ever seen which ruined the whole movie for me.

Thats it... for now.

[Arxane]

Baby Geniuses - Incredibly stupid idea, eye-rolling overacting from the adult characters, and horrible direction that makes the adults look stupider than anyone should be (that ski on the stairs routine is a perfect example).

Home Alone 3 - This movie ramps up the deus ex machina factor to ridiculous proportions. The traps are uninspired, the villains are too stupid to be criminal masterminds, and the lead kid has no charm. Bad dialogue and terrible direction only amplify all the problems.

Men in Black II - Takes the fantastic original and removes all the charisma. The plot was lame, the new characters were forgettable, and the jokes pale in comparison to the first movie's wittiness.

Flowers in the Attic - Sappy, sappy dreck that's poorly acted, poorly written, and incredibly insipid.

Dungeons and Dragons - A great example of how a fantasy movie can go so, so wrong. Horrendous overacting from Jeremy Irons and terrible chemistry and acting between the supposed heros. Not to mention the ending made absolutely no sense whatsoever.

Of course, there are too many movies I've seen that are (IMO) absolutely terrible. These are just some of them. Now, if you don't mind, I'm inspired to read Jabootu (http://jabootu.com/).

[Caffeine King]

One afternoon I was bored and watched the middle/end of some lame 90's horror movie. (It was really stupid...)

Anchorman sucked...

All of the Friday The 13th movies suck, ditto for most of the Halloween sequels, and A Nightmare On Elm Street sequels...

I'm sure I've seen other movies that I hated, but I can't think of anymore... :p :sweat:

[JDuncan]

Highlander II: The Quickening
Battle Royale II: Mehquiem

Two horrible (in my opinion) sequels to great movies that didn't require sequels.

[BonyT]

Highlander II: The QuickeningI heartily second that one; I can't recall ever seeing a movie so completely disconnected from the film it was supposedly a "sequel" to.



Top 3 Worst Movies Ever Seen in the Threatre: ...
... 3. Mortal Kombat 2: DominationIt was called "Mortal Kombat: Annihilation"; and yes, it is beyond doubt one of the worst movies in history.

... And I too [*sobs*] ... PAID to see it in a theatre! [*hangs head in shame & leaves the thread*]

[Master Moron]

The Truth About Charlie (I couldn't stand the way this movie was filmed. I didn't care much for the plot either, but it was mostly the camera work that annoyed me. I've never had such an overwhelming urge to get up and walk out of a movie.)


That was that remake of Charade right? I thought it was okay, but Charade was a lot better. Have you ever seen Charade?


Scary Movie 3 - Not funny
[Monster's Ball - I actually own this garbage. Figured since Halle got a award out of this one it that it must be good (wrong)plus I had another incentive to see it too :D but even that didnt make up for my lack of intrest in this movie.


Monster's Ball, garbage? You've got to be kidding me. I can't believe anyone could watch this movie and not feel emotionally stimulated afterwards. Though, I did find it unrealistic that Billy Bob Thornton could have sex with Halle Berry...

[Classic Speedy]

I think MST3K fans will agree with me when I say Monster-A-Go-Go and Manos: The Hands of Fate. Both are shoddily made, near unintelligible wastes of film, and can be toxic if viewed unriffed. Hobgoblins is another one that...oh God...no...it burns! ::shields eyes and runs away:: Those two are bad, but my pick for THE worst film on MST3K was "Red Zone Cuba", starring one of the Three Stooges. The plot was impossible to follow (which shouldn't have been the case because barely anything happened on the screen at all!), and it was SO bad that the jokes from Mike & the robots weren't funny amidst all this bad filmmaking. I used to own it on VHS but sold it because I watched it once and was so bored after one viewing that I never watched it again. My skin crawls every time I think of it...

Incidentally, here's a synopsis from The Mystery Science Theater 3000 Amazing Colossal Episode Guide:
Another stupefying Coleman Francis movie, featuring the brilliant teaming of Francis and Tony Cardoza. This movie is little more than a series of still pictures that amounts to a flip book. And all the Francis/Cardoza motifs are there: incoherent dialogue, an incomprehensible plot, and light planes. It involves three men who become mercenaries in a psuedo Bay of Pigs invasion, then somehow the plot gets to a tungsten mine. There's even a fake Fidel Castro. In a true Francis/Cardoza coup, the willowy John Carradine plays a small part and sings the haunting theme song, "Night Train to Mundo Fine". It will give you nightmares.
This was one of those movies whose plot we could never fully grasp. Even after eight viewings, there were still discussions about what was supposed to be happening. A film courageous in its bold ineptitude. Director Coleman Francis uses edits like blunt instruments. He uses blunt instruments like blunt instruments. His major themes are death, hatefulness, death, pain, and death. He looks like Curly Howard possessed by demons from Hell. He tries to pass off Lake Mead as the Caribbean Sea. His films have the moral compass of David Berkowitz. He hurt us and I want him to know it, except if he's still alive, because there's the small chance that he's still strong enough to crush my windpipe with his bare hands. Well said. :D

[Knight]

That was that remake of Charade right? I thought it was okay, but Charade was a lot better. Have you ever seen Charade?



Monster's Ball, garbage? You've got to be kidding me. I can't believe anyone could watch this movie and not feel emotionally stimulated afterwards. Though, I did find it unrealistic that Billy Bob Thornton could have sex with Halle Berry..."Emotionally stimulated" hmm...maybe a little. But it still doesnt make me like this movie.Its just not what I get into.

[JohnCrichton]

Dungeons and Dragons - A great example of how a fantasy movie can go so, so wrong. Horrendous overacting from Jeremy Irons and terrible chemistry and acting between the supposed heros. Not to mention the ending made absolutely no sense whatsoever.Jeremy Irons' overacting was the only part of the movie I thought was genuinely good. He was trying to do that, while the rest of the embarrassing film was trying to be... "good."

Who needs Jar Jar Binks when you have Marlon Wayanes? :shrug:

[blee337]

God, how could I have forgotten the gem that is Street Fighter the Movie!
You know, I am pretty sure when all those people were standing around putting thousands upon thousands of dollars into those arcade games the universal thought was "hey...wouldn't be cool if E. Honda was Chun Li's camera man!".

Ugggh.

[SirLemming]

I see a lot of the stuff I'm gonna say already.


Plan 9 from Outer Space: The classic. One for the "so bad it's funny" category. Horrible acting, horrible script (a high-minded alien who resorts to such quips as "Your stupid minds. Stupid. Stupid!" and "No, you hold on!"), flubbed lines, cheap special effects (cardboard tombstones that actually fall over occasionally), and... well, the list goes on, doesn't it?
Let's not forget how Bela Lugosi died during filming and director Ed Wood's choiropractor played the part for the rest of the movie, holding a cape in front of his face all the time (and sometimes almost dropping it).

Robot Monster: Similar to the above entry (in fact, I highly recommend getting the DVD 2-pack). An absolute mess of a sci-fi monster movie. The plot is incomprehensible, as the characters (the only 5 people left on Earth) speedily make reference to epic events that the creators obviously didn't have the budget to film (this is made more obvious by the fact that you can actually see a hand and arm holding up a "space station" in "flight"). The love story is ridiculously tacked on.
Also, it doesn't help matters much that the monster alien race consists of gorillas in diving helmets. Every scene where the aliens talk is downright hilarious as they flail their arms about while speaking in ridiculously bombastic tones of voice. Especially when the main monster suddenly develops an existential crisis and wishes he had the humans' ability "to laugh! To love!" And the main monster walks out of his cave not once, not twice, but THREE times at the end of the movie! I guess it's supposed to be scary.
All this and the fact that it has the "it was all a dream" ending. I guess the little kid who dreamed this was a bad director and scriptwriter, which makes everything okay.

Batman & Robin: Whereas Batman Forever was uncomfortably inferior to the past 2 films in the series, Batman & Robin is ultimately more entertaining to watch because it is SO, so bad, and so far removed from everything that made the first 2 great. I mean, the movie's plot setup comes when the commissioner calls up Batman and says, "Batman, a new villain is robbing the bank!" There's even bad stunt doubles and some odd reversed footage, which I thought we'd more or less gotten past in this day and age.
And there's plenty of stuff that's so bad it can't even be clichéd. Like when we discover that Alfred, now bedridden, made a Batgirl suit just in case what's-her-name ever found out about Batman and stuff (SERIOUSLY, that's how it happens). There are so many scenes that are just impossible to follow and wind up being a mishmash of explosions, overdone gothic architecture, and superfluous neon lights.
Plus, Arnold Schwarzenegger obviously got cast in this movie simply due to the fact that he is Arnold Schwarzenegger, since any bonehead can tell that he's not the right actor to play a villain role as emotionally delicate as Mr. Freeze. George Clooney ain't too hot, either. And there are some lines that are so ridiculously corny, like, "We will be the only two people left in Gotham: Adam... and EVIL!" But there are also lines that make no sense, like, "I'm a lover, not a fighter! That's why every Poison Ivy action figure comes complete... with HIM!"
Some people try to dismiss this all as "camp". Sorry.

Hercules in New York (undubbed version): If you ever see this on AMC, watch it. It's hilarious. It was one of Arnold Schwarzenegger's first roles, and his accent was a lot heavier than it is now. They overdubbed it with a different voice for the theatrical release, but now as a piece of history it's shown in all its original glory. It's a preposterous comedy that fails on all levels, but the real treat is hearing Arnold's bizarre attempts to get these lines out in some recognizable form.



I'm sure I'll remember some stuff later, but I have to agree that Cats & Dogs was one of those movies that seemed potentially interesting, but wound up casting a spell of death over the couch and all who sat upon it. And Inspector Gadget was similar.

Also, while I definitely don't think it's one of the worst movies ever, I have to voice my disapproval of the new live-action Peter Pan that all the critics seem to love. It was just so overdirected. And that doesn't mean it didn't LOOK spectacular. But I got the feeling that the movie had no dialogue, even though it did. It seemed like no one ever had a chance to say anything meaningful because everything seemed rushed. Lots of close-ups, lots of quick cuts, lots of confusion. It was just a mess. The story was impossible to follow, somehow. Even though the animated Disney version was shorter, it seemed a lot less cluttered.

Also, A.I. has to hold a seat here for worst ending of all time. Not that it's actually the worst ending ever on its own, but you have to balance it with how much damage it did to the great movie that preceded it.

[g_UnIt_GaNsTa]

The creator of Robot Monster made an attempt at suicide not long after the movie was released.

[True Noir]

Baby Geniuses - Incredibly stupid idea, eye-rolling overacting from the adult characters, and horrible direction that makes the adults look stupider than anyone should be (that ski on the stairs routine is a perfect example).

Home Alone 3 - This movie ramps up the deus ex machina factor to ridiculous proportions. The traps are uninspired, the villains are too stupid to be criminal masterminds, and the lead kid has no charm. Bad dialogue and terrible direction only amplify all the problems.
Yes! Thank you, those were the movies I couldn't think of. What really sucks is that there is going to be a Baby Geniuses 2 or somethin.


Battle Royale II: MehquiemYou... you.... You have no sense of action! :eek: :sad: :p

[SilverKnight]

Okay, here are the only ones I can really think of so far:


Freddy Got Fingered - I didn't "watch it" per ce, but my brother in law was watching it in the other room, and unfortunately, I was privy to most of the dialogue. Dear God. Worst movie made. Period. Bar none.
Jurassic Park 3 - I didn't like this movie much the first time I watched it. My nephew loved it, though, and having to sit through watching it again, and again, and again made me want to gaulge my eyes out with a rusty spoon.
Scary Movie 2 - It's the only movie I've ever walked out on halfway through. Best hour of sleep I got. :D
Star Trek: Nemesis - I originally liked this movie, but as time went on, I realized how much it sucked. The ending was so stupid.
Star Wars Episode II: Clone Wars - Crappiest. Dialogue. Ever. 'Nuff said.
There may be more, but I probably blocked them out. Thankfully enough.

[JDuncan]

You... you.... You have no sense of action! :eek: :sad: :p I'd say that Kenta Fukasaku has no sense of pace, let alone any writing or directing talent.

[ToOn~g@l]

Blue Velvet: I had to watch this movie for my film arts class last semester and I must say that it was the sickest and darkest movie I have ever seen. Denis Hopper dropped F-bombs left and right. The Dialouge was weak and it was just terrible
I know I will probably get hate posts for this but 2001: A Space Odessey: I just found this movie totally boring. nothing really happened and the only character that had real personality was Hal the computer

Showtime: As much as I like Eddie Murphy movies this one lacked the humor it was supposed to have and was just horrible.

Ferngully 2: Yes there was a sequel to the first ferngully a wonderful film with Robin williams but the sequal could not even come close to the first. I was stupid and bought this movie before renting it. Sold it at a garage sale this past summer.

I can't think of any others but if I do I i will be back.

[Classic Speedy]

Also, A.I. has to hold a seat here for worst ending of all time. Not that it's actually the worst ending ever on its own, but you have to balance it with how much damage it did to the great movie that preceded it. True. The first half of the movie was great- a nice commentary on the relationships of robots and humans, and it was genuinely creepy when the boy robot would look at his mother with programmed love. The second half (roughly starting at the flesh fair) was terrible. It felt like a different film, with a different mood, different storyline, and none of the social commentary. Once the robot made his way to sunken NYC and got frozen, the movie should've ended. Would've left the audience with more to talk about. I completely gave up when it continued, saying "2,000 years later", and the movie half-heartedly answered all our questions for us, betraying all sense of wonder.

But what are ya gonna do? The movie was made by both Spielberg and Kubrick- talk about conflicting visions.

[Xfox]

Lost Highway & Crash- Both completely unintelligible and dumb movies.

Reign of Fire- I've said it before and I'll say it again- Biggest disappointment ever. Bad acting and story. Not NEARLY as much dragon portions as there should be and the ending was so utterly lame (Fighting one dragon that constantly hides? Give me a break!).

Star Wars Episode II- Everyone that says Episode I was worse must have been OK with Hayden Christensen's painfully awful acting and sappy/forced romantic portions.

Batman and Robin- Probably the worst dialogue I've ever heard in a movie. Also, probably the worst casting ever in a movie (Arnold as Mr. Freeze??? George Clooney as Batman??? Were they serious?).

Blade- Tries to be some sort of epic comic book movie, but turns out to be another campy, ridiculous, bad-dialogue-riddled (Some MF's always trying to ice skate uphill! :confused: ) vampire movie.

Rushmore- The most overpraised piece of crap I've ever seen. Not one likable character. Not funny. I didn't even realize it was supposed to be a comedy, but that's what people tell me. Go figure.

Pootie Tang- A one-joke premise movie that's one joke isn't even funny. Dave Attell, Wanda Sykes, what were you thinking???

That's enough for now...

[Czar Gato]

Let's see...

Bean- as much as I love Rowan Atkinson and the Mr. Bean tv show, the movie was just... meh. Too much talking, too much attempted Americanization.

Patch Adams- Much, much too sentimental for my tastes. Much.

Baby Geniuses- What can I say that hasn't already been said? Well, I guess this: This movie does not deserve a sequel.

Village of the Damned- This movie makes me laugh and cry at the same time: the former because of how absa-frickin'-lutely cheesy and unscary it is, and the latter because this was one of the last starring vehicles for Christopher Reeve before he was paralyzed. :(

Brotherhood of the Wolf (Le Pacte de Loup)- I like foreign films, especially when I can understand at least some of what's being said; I also like werewolf movies, and the fact that the story was (loosely) based on a "real" incident involving the so-called Beast of Gevaudan, I was intrigued. But alas, it was too good to be true. Everything about this movie- the acting, the special effects, the dialog, the plot- just stunk.

[Samurai Karasu]

Baby Genuises 2

WHY GOD WHY

The baby saying "Can't a brother get some water" was easily enough to make me throw the T.V. at the wall at full force just to forget that horrible line.

[Mike Spartz]

A few of the worst films I have ever seen:

Batman and Robin

Under Siege

Barb Wire

Any film starring Steven Segal :mad:

Any film starring Jackie Chan :mad:

Men in Black 2

Little Nicky

Stuck on You

There's something about Mary

Ace Ventura I and II

The Cable Guy

Godzilla (1999)

Gone in 60 Seconds

Wild Wild West

[guinaevere]

Those two are bad, but my pick for THE worst film on MST3K was "Red Zone Cuba", starring one of the Three Stooges. I think you're joking, but just so people aren't confused... The movie was written, directed & produced by Coleman Francis, who in one or two scenes, looked like Curly Howard of The Three Stooges.

As for more recent movies I've seen but have not recieved the MST treatment, I'd have to say:
Vertical Limit
Dungeons & Dragons (the overacting, I don't blame on Irons. I blame the moron kid who thought he could direct.)
The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen (these last two are classic examples of trying to build a movie around CG & FX. Guys, you need an actual, credible story among many, many other things.)

Flash Gordon (even Captain America was better than this)
The Flash (see above)
And almost every videogame movie ever created. Honestly guys. :frowns:

[ClockStomper]

Spawn- Nice job in taking a dump on your own property Todd. I mean, am I supposed to give a crap about Al Simmons when he's only onscreen for 5 minutes. How should I know what he lost? If you're going to partially rip off "The Dead Zone", why cut out the emotional punch?

The Punisher- Dolph Lungeren version. Made me want to puke.

Live Action Masters of the Universe- Awful, just awful.

Batman and Robin- Avika Goldman is a hack, and Schumacher couldn't control his urges to "gay up" Batman.
Basic- Travolta not only is a crazy Scientology cultist, his movies now suck too. Damn you L. Ron Hubbard! But seriously, this movie sucked. Twist after twist, and none made sense. Travolta has being crazy as an excuse, but Samuel L. Jackson has no excuse for being in this crapfest.

[TheBaldOneMpls]

In no particular order;

Freddy Got Fingered You know what made Tom Green enjoyable? It was the reaction that he got from the people he "acted on" (no other way to put it). As soon as that became scripted, it was doomed.

Jiggly. Oh, I mean Gigli. Rhymes with really... crappy. I endlessly bashed this movie before seeing it. Then I saw it. I continued. As soon as Ben went on his "I'm a bad-*****" rant, I knew I was right all along.

Kangaroo Jack The official tagline was "He stole the money, and he's not giving it back." DUH! That just means that it wasn't Swiper the Fox! Calling this utter garbage would be an insult to utter garbage.

Blair Witch II Say what you will about the first one; it was different. Its sequal took what was special about the original and followed it up with something that was cookie-cutter bad. With horrid acting and a weak story to boot!

[Knight]

Blade- Tries to be some sort of epic comic book movie, but turns out to be another campy, ridiculous, bad-dialogue-riddled (Some MF's always trying to ice skate uphill! :confused: ) vampire movie.
You cant ice skate up a hill of ice. In other words some people are always trying to do something they cant do.

[BonyT]

Blade- Tries to be some sort of epic comic book movie, but turns out to be another campy, ridiculous, bad-dialogue-riddled (Some MF's always trying to ice skate uphill! :confused: ) vampire movie.I actually liked Blade. Hey, it ain't Citizen Kane, but it wasn't supposed to be. I thought it was a pretty well-made movie for what it was trying to be: just a fun ride.

I concede the point on the dialogue, though. And the language was unnecessarily rough.

[Outlander00]

Lets see... I have seen a lot of movies and though I am easy to please, there are some movies just make me go... ugh!

Zoolander

Scary Movie 2

Dungeons & Dragons

Batman & Robin

The Hulk

Wild Wild West

There are others Ill list as they come to me :D

[Lonestarr]

In no particular order:

Jingle All the Way (an unholy affront to Schwarzenegger, family movies, comedies, Christmas in general...)

Scary Movie 2 (a smattering of funny bits fail to redeem this hopelessly unfunny, disgusting and dated mess; if I didn't see this for free, I would've demanded a refund)

Loser (a youth romantic comedy that is neither romantic nor funny)

Never Been Kissed (a generally annoying star vehicle for Drew Barrymore)

Blank Check (just stupid)

Overnight Delivery (a romance with jerky characters that you wanna slap rather than root for)

Valentine (all right, I don't quite hate this film as much as the others, but it's still a very, very poor -and loose - adaption of Tom Savage's excellent book)

40 Days and 40 Nights (the idea was okay, but the characters were idiots, the execution awful and the penultimate scene made me want to hurt people)

Welcome to the Dollhouse (Why, oh, why was this film praised so heavily?! It's not a comedy, it's an emotional snuff film. I watch movies to escape reality, not be kicked in the stones by it!)

[Shaggy&Daphne]

Gone with the Wind - The most overrated film of all time. It is essiantially a four hour-long soap opera made on a grand scale. We watch as Scarlett O'Hara whines her way through the Civil War and Reconstruction while doing stupid things like lusting after her married counsin and using everyone in sight. Mean while roguish Rhett Butler spends the next four hours grinning and laughing at her exploits in bemusement. Much like those stupid soap operas on TV, we are expected to be enthralled as the plot goes from nowhere to nowhere and self-destructive characters do self-destructive things. I'm tired of people thinking that this is some great American film. Yeah, and "NYPD Blue" is the best TV show ever made, god.

Others include:

Ishtar
Heart Beeps
Heaven's Gate
Hudson Hawk
Plan 9 from Outer Space
Spiderman
The Lord of the Rings trilogy
The Squeeze
Batman Forever
Batman & Robin
Relax it just sex
Jingle all the Way
Scooby-Doo 1 and 2
Austin Powers trilogy
Cats and Dogs
Super Babies
Hulk
X-men series
Blade

[Icer]

Kung Pow: Enter the Fist

Battle Royale II...yuck

[Tanooki]

feardotcom...why did i have to go and pay eight bucks to see this crap? the premise is you look at this website and you die like 13 hours later or something. dumb

swimfan...my friend that chose to see "feardotcom", chose to see this pile of garbage too. at the scene where the swimmer is openning his email and downloads a picture of his obsessed fan, i let out a HUGE yawn (not even on purpose). everybody in the theatre (about 40) turnen to look at me and started cheering and clapping. glad i could do my part :)

GK

[krazymed]

Howard the Duck. I lost all respect for George Lucas and Marvel Comics then, and they will never get it back.

[the Amanda]

Holy Man. My friends chose this piece of crap and one of them ended up walking out. An incredibly unfunny "comedy."

I used to watch awful "family" films when I was little. Bingo and Getting Even with Dad stick out as two particularly awful ones. Oh, and Free Willy 2.

I try to stay away from Disney sequels, but one I did watch (and regret) was Beauty and the Beast: Enchanted Christmas. Terrible, terrible stuff! It featured most of the characters acting completely out of character, the not-even-slightly-seamless combination of cheap 2D animation and cheap CGI, and some awful new songs. Also, apparently in the middle of the winter in the original movie the castle is practically destroyed. Aren't you glad they left that part out of the original? :p The only good part of the movie was Tim Curry as the advisor-turned-pipe-organ that inexplicably really loves being a pipe organ, but then, Tim Curry makes everything better for some definition of "better"...

My favorite hilariously awful movies from MST3K include Pumaman, Danger: Diabolik, Space Wars, Pod People, and This Island Earth.

As for some disappointing big-budget bad movies, I'll go with Episodes 1&2 and Matrix Reloaded (I haven't seen Revolutions).

Shaggy&Daphne -- I'm a little confounded to see LotR and Spiderman next to the likes of Plan 9.

[ArtificialIdiot]

Well, here's what instantly comes to mind...

Batman Forever
Batman and Robin (My God would I like to forget these movies exist!)
Matrix Reloaded
Star Wars: Episode II (Bad acting DOOMED THIS FROM THE START)
Not disgustingly bad but disappointing: Spider-man
Harry Potter. The first two.
And most movie's that has the premise of Kids or animals saving the world.

There's a lot of other movies I hate, but I tend to purge them from my brain. What you have above (aside from Spiderman, as I explained), is the cream of the crap in my mind at the moment.

[Stu]

Star Wars: Episode II - The first (and last, I assure you) SW film I've ever seen

Batman Forever/Robin - After Batman Returns, I was expecting better

Johnny English - Rowin Atkinson acting like an idiot. For 2 hours.

Alien Resurrection - BORRINNNGGG!

Jurassic Park 3 - A terrible cash in on a good first installment.

There's more, but these stick out most.

[the Amanda]

Star Wars: Episode II - The first (and last, I assure you) SW film I've ever seen


You shouldn't judge the original trilogy based on this crap. The original three are nothing like Episode II.

[Shaggy&Daphne]

Shaggy&Daphne -- I'm a little confounded to see LotR and Spiderman next to the likes of Plan 9.
Well, this thread does ask you to list some of the worst movies you've ever seen, and therefore I feel that Spiderman and Lord of the Rings qualify.

[the Amanda]

Well, this thread does ask you to list some of the worst movies you've ever seen, and therefore I feel that Spiderman and Lord of the Rings qualify.
You're right, the topic of this thread eluded my mind completely. :rolleyes:

But since you probably don't care to provide a reason for why you named those movies, I won't ask for one.

[True Noir]

Jiggly. Oh, I mean Gigli. Rhymes with really... crappy. I endlessly bashed this movie before seeing it. Then I saw it. I continued. As soon as Ben went on his "I'm a bad-*****" rant, I knew I was right all along.

I can't believe we all forgot this. gigli (doesn't deserve a capital, a bold, or a qoute) was legally named the worst movie in AMerica.

[Classic Speedy]

Jingle All the Way (an unholy affront to Schwarzenegger, family movies, comedies, Christmas in general...) That's actually my favorite comedy holiday movie of all time... well, behind A Christmas Story, anyway. ;) Just the increasingly unlucky situations Arnold gets himself into, like the factory run by a Santa Mafia, or running after the winning bouncy ball in the mall, are hilarious. Plus Sinbad plays one of his crazier roles, and Phil Hartman trying to put the moves on Rita Wilson makes for some comic moments.
Gone with the Wind - The most overrated film of all time. It is essiantially a four hour-long soap opera made on a grand scale. We watch as Scarlett O'Hara whines her way through the Civil War and Reconstruction while doing stupid things like lusting after her married counsin and using everyone in sight. Mean while roguish Rhett Butler spends the next four hours grinning and laughing at her exploits in bemusement. Much like those stupid soap operas on TV, we are expected to be enthralled as the plot goes from nowhere to nowhere and self-destructive characters do self-destructive things. I'm tired of people thinking that this is some great American film. Yeah, and "NYPD Blue" is the best TV show ever made, god. I thought GWTW was overrated, too- I wanted to punch Scarlett after a half hour. But the way I look at it, the film evoked a response from me (in this case, intense annoyance at Scarlett)- I didn't just stare at the screen like a mindless zombie. And she got exactly what she deserved at the end, so atleast there was some pay-off. Of course, it took a REALLY long time to get there...

In terms of "epic" films in this genre, I actually think "Giant" is a far superior movie to "Gone With the Wind". It stars Rock Hudson, Elizabeth Taylor, and James Dean (in one of his few roles), and deals with a family's many plights in Texas, including Dean working his way from poor country boy to arrogant, drunken rich jerk. This film held my interest a LOT more than GWTW did.
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist I liked it- one of those movies that was so dumb it was funny. And it picked at the conventions of the dubbed karate movies quite well.
Johnny English - Rowin Atkinson acting like an idiot. For 2 hours. Liked that one, too. One thing I liked about it was that it didn't just resort to obvious parodies of spy movies like a lot of recent movies; it made its own material.
Matrix Reloaded (I haven't seen Revolutions). I hated Matrix Revolutions. The whole thing felt like a Star Trek episode instead of a Matrix movie. Bored the heck out of me. Matrix Reloaded looked brilliant by comparison (even though that was disappointing compared to the original).

[Evil & Lovin It]

I can't believe we all forgot this. gigli (doesn't deserve a capital, a bold, or a qoute) was legally named the worst movie in AMerica.
Yep, I just saw that movie on tv, and let me tell you, I've seen plenty of bad movies coughsci-fichanneloringinalscough, but this one takes the cake.
::insert puke smilie here::

[DarkGojira]

Here goes nothing...


Alien vs. Predator

Jurassic Park 2

Rugrats Go Wild

GODZILLA (1998)

Star Wars II: Attack of the Clones

Godzilla's Revenge

[Kurtman]

I always hated "Thinner".

[Fone Bone]

I can't believe no-one's mentioned Tim Burton's Planet of the Apes remake. If I ever meet Burton I'm gonna demand my 7 bucks back. Worst. Ending. EVER!

And I may lose mt cartoon street cred, but I found Ralph Bakshi's Heavy Traffic WAAAY too depressing. I know it was supposed to be, but I had to take a shower after seeing that movie.

[DarkGojira]

Oh, I forgot to mention...


The Cat in the Hat.

[True Noir]

Yep, I just saw that movie on tv, and let me tell you, I've seen plenty of bad movies coughsci-fichanneloringinalscough, but this one takes the cake.
::insert puke smilie here::
Not all scifi's originals are bad. Just most of them. I though Taken and The M. Knight Shamalon Documentery were awesome. By the way, what the hell is Gigli about?

[Meow]

You... you... have NO sense of humor!!!Sure I do, but the thing is those movies weren't supposed to be funny. There are a lot of people who think those films are really cool. I heard all these great things about the first one, so I rented it and I was amazed at how bad it was. I mean, the music was awful and the effects were incredibly lame. I didn't even like the story. If I remember correctly Ebert and Roeper actually said that Volume 2 was the best film of the year. Well, I guess that tells you how much I value their opinions. :rolleyes:

If other people like it...then that's fine. I don't agree, but that's their opinion. I just get annoyed when I tell people that I don't like it, and they insist that it's a masterpiece and that I just "don't get it". It's taste, people. It has nothing to do with intelligence. I just don't think blood squirting up to the ceiling is cool. I realize that it's obviously exaggerated for effect, but in my opinion, that's just too much. It's incredibly cheesy. Oh, and I also hated the dialogue in the 2nd one. Come to think of it, I didn't like anything about either of those movies.


That was that remake of Charade right? I thought it was okay, but Charade was a lot better. Have you ever seen Charade? I'm not sure, and no I haven't.


2. I think Chuckie movies were terrible.
:eek:

Well, I don't really blame you. I mean, I certainly never thought the movies were terrible, (except maybe the third) but I didn't even become a fan until earlier this year, so it would be kind of stupid for me to get on to you about not liking them. Chucky used to scare the crap out of me when I was younger, so I have respect for the character. He isn't really scary anymore, (especially in the last movie...but they obviously did that on purpose) but I do find him to be an interesting and funny character. Brad Dourif does such a great job voicing him. I just saw the last movie as "fun and entertaining" and nothing more. In the past few years I've learned to be more open-minded and less critical of "weird" movies like that.


That's actually my favorite comedy holiday movie of all time... well, behind A Christmas Story, anyway. ;) Just the increasingly unlucky situations Arnold gets himself into, like the factory run by a Santa Mafia, or running after the winning bouncy ball in the mall, are hilarious. Plus Sinbad plays one of his crazier roles, and Phil Hartman trying to put the moves on Rita Wilson makes for some comic moments. I really liked that movie too. It's funny. Plain and simple.

[Mr. Pedro]

Mission To Mars. The only time I went into a movie theater and honestly felt that two hours of my life were stolen from me. And I usually go out of my way to try and avoid the crap (hence the reason I don't see that many films in theaters to begin with).

[The Detective]

Battlefield Earth - How could no one have mentioned this movie? Seriously John Travolta was smoking something....

Starship Troopers

Batman and Robin

Jingle all the Way - The first half was funny, I enjoyed it but from then on.....


That's just the first ones that come to mind. This isn't a subject I dwell on much. ;)

[Joker85]

Monster's Ball- I too hated this movie. It to this day tops my worst movies ever list, and I can't believe Berry won the Oscar for it. That's an hour and a half that I will NEVER get back.

Forrest Gump- I think I'm the only soul on the face of the Earth that hated this movie, but I did.

Battlefield Earth- I'm ashamed to admit I actually saw this in the theatre. It's not a good sign when 10 minutes in you are already looking at your watch thinking when in the hell is this going to be over?

The Eye of the Beholder- I don't know what Ashley Judd or Ewan McGregor were thinking but this was bad. No plot, and one of the worst endings in movie history.

Star Trek: Nemesis- See the talkback thread for my numerous rants and problems with this movie

A Bug's Life- the only movie I've ever fallen asleep during in the theatre

others include:
Home Alone 3
Batman and Robin
The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
Eyes Wide Shut
Gone With the Wind
Jack Frost

[Shaggy&Daphne]

Oh, I can't believe that I forgot to mention...

Jack Frost (Why Michael?):( :sad:

[bluedeucedodge]

MST3K feature Squirm. That was a horrible movie.

[Xfox]

Monster's Ball- I too hated this movie. It to this day tops my worst movies ever list, and I can't believe Berry won the Oscar for it. That's an hour and a half that I will NEVER get back.

Forrest Gump- I think I'm the only soul on the face of the Earth that hated this movie, but I did.

Battlefield Earth- I'm ashamed to admit I actually saw this in the theatre. It's not a good sign when 10 minutes in you are already looking at your watch thinking when in the hell is this going to be over?

The Eye of the Beholder- I don't know what Ashley Judd or Ewan McGregor were thinking but this was bad. No plot, and one of the worst endings in movie history.

Star Trek: Nemesis- See the talkback thread for my numerous rants and problems with this movie

A Bug's Life- the only movie I've ever fallen asleep during in the theatre

others include:
Home Alone 3
Batman and Robin
The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
Eyes Wide Shut
Gone With the Wind
Jack Frost
I can't believe I forgot Eyes Wide Shut. What was that movie supposed to be about? It wasn't really about anything.

I'll throw in another vote for Monster's Ball. The most manipulative movie I've ever seen. With all the crap that happens to Halle Berry's character, it's like someone's yelling in your ear "Cry, dammit!"

And ah yes, LXG. That movie gave me a lot of hurt. A typical "Let's Hollywoodize this cool comic by destroying its edge and watering it down to nothing" movie.

And while I don't hate Forrest Gump, I think it was extremely overrated.

[DarkGojira]

Oh, I can't believe I forgot to mention...

LXG.

That movie was boring... with a capital B. And a GOOD VAMPIRE? Give me a break!

[auto]

The Village - Not only a poor excuse for a horror/thriller movie but it has way too many plotholes for its own good.

Baby Geniuses - I saw it once on TV and for some reason I didn't change the channel (I regret that decision). Its sad that the producers didn't even bother to lip-sync the babies talking, I guess they knew it was crap before it was even released.

Mr. Deeds - a shameless remake of a pretty decent old movie, has a little too much slapstick and low brow humor for my tastes. The same goes for Billy Madison and Happy Gilmore, I don't understand why anyone likes Adam Sandler movies.

Super Mario Bros. - I also saw this one on TV, I really see no relation that this crap has to Super Mario Bros. I think Nintendo wants to forget this more than the Virtual Boy.

[DarkGojira]

Oh, I forgot to mention...

Super Mario Bros.

Where in the heck was Princess Peach? Instead, they throw in Daisy? :confused: :confused: :confused:

[True Noir]

Sure I do, but the thing is those movies weren't supposed to be funny. There are a lot of people who think those films are really cool. I heard all these great things about the first one, so I rented it and I was amazed at how bad it was. I mean, the music was awful and the effects were incredibly lame. I didn't even like the story. If I remember correctly Ebert and Roeper actually said that Volume 2 was the best film of the year. Well, I guess that tells you how much I value their opinions. :rolleyes: Not supposed to be funny? Alright, let me read the back cover of the dvd.


The acclaimed fourth film from groundbreaking writer and director Quentin Tarentino (Pulp Fiction, Jackie Brown), Kill Bill Volume 1 stars Uma Thurman........., it's a kill-or-be-killed fight she didn't start but is determined to finish! Loaded with explosive action and outrageous humor,...... Now you tell me this wasn't supposed to be funny. IF you know anything about Quentin Tarintino, you would know that most of his films have an 60's, 70's, 80's sense of mind. And OF COURSE the music was like that. Like I said Quentin Tarertino has a 60's -80's sense. And I thought the music was hilarious.

[Evil & Lovin It]

Um, yeah. If you didn't find ANY of Tarantino's films funny, then you're obviously missing something. They are intended to be cool and funny (and they are). Even Resevoir Dogs (which is very violent) has some quite hillarious moments.

[Meow]

Well, the fact that I didn't even bother to read the back of the DVD or read any reviews just shows how much I care about the movie, and I'm not familiar with his other films so I wouldn't know.

There are a lot of people who think those "Kill Bill" movies are "awesome". I'm just used to that type of reaction. I'm glad to see that you guys don't have that attitude. I never could understand how someone could watch them and think "Wow that was so cool!" There are a lot of people at other message boards who feel that way though, and it was just mind boggling to me. They never say they liked it because they thought it was funny.

But like I said before, I didn't like anything about those movies. The dialogue in the 2nd one was so boring and drawn out. I actually wanted to fast forward it sometimes. The fight scenes DID make me laugh sometimes, but that was only because they were so ridiculous. If the movies were supposed to be absurd then mission accomplished.

[Toon Capone]

These are the worst movies I have seen (this is going to be a long list).

Child's Play 3
The Bride of Chucky
Batman Forever
Batman & Robin
Mortal Kombat: Annihilation
Tango & Cash
The Super Mario Bros.
Double Dragon
Street Fighter
Highlander: The Final Dimension
Scary Movie 2
Wrong Turn
Valentine
Meet The Parents
The Cat And The Hat (I can't believe I watched this)
The Rage: Carrie 2
Idle Hands
B.A.P.S.
Anaconda
Dangerous Ground
The Wishmater movies
Both the I Know What You Did Last Summer movies
The Stupids
In The Mouth of Madness
Lawnmower Man 2: Beyond Cyberspace
Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls
The Fear
Virtuosity
Fallen
It's Pat: The Movie
Sometimes They Come Back...Again
House Of The Dead
The Ladies Man
Black Sheep
Spawn
Booty Call
McHale's Navy (1997)
Wild Wild West
The Fifth Element
The Big Hit
Halloween 6, 7 and 8
Woo
Ringmaster
The Blair Witch Project
Rush Hour
All Adam Sandler movies
American Psycho
Dungeons & Dragons
The Problem Child movies

[JShaggy]

Super Mario Bros. - I also saw this one on TV, I really see no relation that this crap has to Super Mario Bros. I think Nintendo wants to forget this more than the Virtual Boy.My sentiments exactly. I wonder what whoever decided to make that movie was thinking when they came up with that.

[Elf]

Monster's Ball- I too hated this movie. It to this day tops my worst movies ever list, and I can't believe Berry won the Oscar for it. That's an hour and a half that I will NEVER get back.

Forrest Gump- I think I'm the only soul on the face of the Earth that hated this movie, but I did.

Battlefield Earth- I'm ashamed to admit I actually saw this in the theatre. It's not a good sign when 10 minutes in you are already looking at your watch thinking when in the hell is this going to be over?

The Eye of the Beholder- I don't know what Ashley Judd or Ewan McGregor were thinking but this was bad. No plot, and one of the worst endings in movie history.

Star Trek: Nemesis- See the talkback thread for my numerous rants and problems with this movie

A Bug's Life- the only movie I've ever fallen asleep during in the theatre

others include:
Home Alone 3
Batman and Robin
The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
Eyes Wide Shut
Gone With the Wind
Jack Frost
The killer or the friendly snowman? I hated the friendly one.

[True Noir]

Well, the fact that I didn't even bother to read the back of the DVD or read any reviews just shows how much I care about the movie, and I'm not familiar with his other films so I wouldn't know.

There are a lot of people who think those "Kill Bill" movies are "awesome". I'm just used to that type of reaction. I'm glad to see that you guys don't have that attitude. I never could understand how someone could watch them and think "Wow that was so cool!" There are a lot of people at other message boards who feel that way though, and it was just mind boggling to me. They never say they liked it because they thought it was funny.

But like I said before, I didn't like anything about those movies. The dialogue in the 2nd one was so boring and drawn out. I actually wanted to fast forward it sometimes. The fight scenes DID make me laugh sometimes, but that was only because they were so ridiculous. If the movies were supposed to be absurd then mission accomplished.
Oh, okay. I guess that's cleared up between us. Not only did I like the movie because it was funny and action packed, but the story was so unrealistic and original that I couldn' get enough.



Meet The Parents
The Cat And The Hat (I can't believe I watched this)
The Problem Child movies
Rush Hour
All Adam Sandler movies
Batman Forever
Batman & Robin
Mortal Kombat: Annihilation

Wow.... no comment. :eek: :rolleyes:

[Dee]

Titanic and MIIB. I hated those both and wanted my money back.

[Good Ol' Batmanuel!]

I'd love to know if all the people mentioning "Plan 9 From Outer Space" really hate it, or if they're just saying it because it's regarded as being so bad. Personally, I love it. Sure, it drags at times, but the dialogue is so ridiculous that you can't help but laugh. The best is when they first meet the aliens and the Solaranite is explained. Unreal!

A movie I honestly do find is truly bad is "Robot Monster." It is often compared to Plan 9, but it sure doesn't deserve it, as there is absolutely nothing redeeming in it. The dialogue is bad, but it's not funny at all and neither are the performances. :p

Another is "Big Top Pee Wee." So much was expected after the greatness of the first movie, and this disappointed on every level.

I also found "Star Wars: The Phantom Menace" pretty boring overall. Episode II was better, I found, but not by a whole lot. My expectations for III are pretty low.

"White Chicks" was also a waste of time and money. Man, that thing dragged...

[Meow]

Oh, okay. I guess that's cleared up between us. Not only did I like the movie because it was funny and action packed, but the story was so unrealistic and original that I couldn' get enough. Wow, that's exactly why I like The Chucky movies! :p

[Delthayre]

The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen made me hurt bad in the place where I think, especiall since it has a fairly strong premise and was based upon an Alan Moore work for chrissakes.

The Village dissapointed me since it lacked even the basic strengths of Shyamalan's prior works and really didn't offer a very interesting story.

Catwoman was just irredeemably awful. It was bad, it sucked, it had a basketball sequence that felt like a music video, it was wretched, it had nothing to do with the character from the comics from which it was derived, it was horrible, the story was one of the most painfully generic collections of garbage they could have done, and on top of this it was really bad. Also, I saw it on a humid night at a drive-in double feature with The Village.

Corky Romano felt it was going to cause an aneurism, stroke, and brain cancer all at once.

Decoys was a Sci-Fi channel original (purely operative term) movie, so complaining of its quality would be redundant.

Daredevil was silly, clumsily put together, and idiotic.

[James]

Brazil - nicely made without an element of soul IMO. Like Python with all the humour drained. Missing being anything but a waste of 2 hours...

Battlefield Earth - Direct the BE way: Simply have EVERY shot at an angle! That way it will look REAAALLLY alien!!

Men In White - National Lampoon: Not even Biff - sorry Thomas F Wils- Nah, Biff - can save this affair. Awful. Bostwick - what WERE you doing?

Plan 9 From Outer Space - Some say it's so bad it's good. Actually, it's just rotten. Avoid.

Bram Stoker's Dracula - For a movie that dares to add the authors name to prove how authentic to source it is, this movie is furthest from. Dracula was never a tragic character. This isn't Anne Rice, Frank. He was an evil beast in the novel. The only tragic is this obvious stab I'm going to make against Keanu.. his accent - now THAT's tragic...

[Classic Speedy]

Men In White - National Lampoon: Not even Biff - sorry Thomas F Wils- Nah, Biff - can save this affair. Awful. Bostwick - what WERE you doing? Hahahahahahaha! I completely forgot about that movie!!! I remember seeing it on... I think it was Fox Family at the time. Man, how unfunny can you get? It was almost as bad as Golf Punks.

Come to think of it... National Lampoon hasn't made a good movie since Loaded Weapon 1, and that was over a decade ago. :p

[SirLemming]

I'd love to know if all the people mentioning "Plan 9 From Outer Space" really hate it, or if they're just saying it because it's regarded as being so bad. Personally, I love it. Sure, it drags at times, but the dialogue is so ridiculous that you can't help but laugh. The best is when they first meet the aliens and the Solaranite is explained. Unreal!
Don't you mean Solarmanite?
Ahh, who knows. It was pronounced 3 different times in that scene alone.

But to answer your question (or sort-of question), no, I don't hate it. I love it. But I love it because it's the worst movie I've ever seen, and thus this topic.

[Good Ol' Batmanuel!]

Don't you mean Solarmanite?
Ahh, who knows. It was pronounced 3 different times in that scene alone.
Haha, that's true! :p

Speaking of that, check out this page I found detailing an "actual" alien attack and detailing the effects that the Solaranite would have on the universe: http://www.uncoveror.com/invaders.htm (I certainly hope the page is a joke, or else way may have a real-life Dale Gribble on our hands. ;))

I love how one of the paragraphs begins "through an operative of ours inside Area 51..."

[Joker85]

The killer or the friendly snowman? I hated the friendly one.The friendly snowman starring Michael Keaton. What he was thinking I'll never know. Also, here's some that can be added to my list:

The Blair Witch Project
The Wedding Singer
Waterboy
Big Daddy
...basically anything that Adam Sandler is in
Pulp Fiction

[Comic Book Boy]

Batman & Robin......the giant gay joke.....that wasn't supposed to be funny.....

[JTurner954]

The Avengers (it seemed so unexciting. Sean Connery was a joke in it)

Dracula 2000 (I don't like vampire movies, but this one was the worst)

Darkness Falls (they constently remind people that they need to stay in the light to avoid the monster and then the final scenes take place in a lighthouse)

Swimfan The girl meets her demise in a swimming pool because she can't swim

Freddy Got Fingered (I tried to watch it, but I can't watch the movie for more than five minutes. That scene with the woman giving birth was offensive and disgusting)

Island of the Dead (Malcolm McDowell is attacked by mosquitos. He tries to kill them ... with his handgun (the mosquitos are normal size).

That's all I have for now. BTW, Kill Bill is brilliant.

[Good Ol' Batmanuel!]

Island of the Dead (Malcolm McDowell is attacked by mosquitos. He tries to kill them ... with his handgun (the mosquitos are normal size).
That sounds ridiculous. :p At least he was playing an insane character, right? Right? Well, I hope so...

Reminds me a bit of Mr. Mayagi in The Karate Kid: "Man who catch fly with chopstick can accomplish anything."

I just found a couple of shockwave games based on that scene from the movie. Check them out:
http://www.wickedintellect.com/flash/games/fly.swf
http://www2.abc.net.au/fly/flysui/flysui.swf (this one is much harder)

[g_UnIt_GaNsTa]

Don't you mean Solarmanite?
Ahh, who knows. It was pronounced 3 different times in that scene alone.

But to answer your question (or sort-of question), no, I don't hate it. I love it. But I love it because it's the worst movie I've ever seen, and thus this topic.
I think it was Solominite.

I hated Waterboy. I grew up in Louisiana and found everything in it to be a boorish stereotypical lie.

[SirLemming]

I think it was Solominite.I would think the word "solar" is involved...

[Toon Capone]

Wow.... no comment. :eek: :rolleyes:Well that's my opinon and those movies were horrible.

Here are some other movies I thought were bad:

Underworld
Darkness Falls
Jeepers Creepers
Biker Boyz
Soul Plane
Dumb & Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd
Resident Evil
Scream 3