mbaker
11-10-2001, 06:25 AM
Here is a Powerpuff Girls story i wrote with a guest appearance by Hollywood from "2 Stupid Dogs" I hope you like it.
“No Substitute”
A Powerpuff Girls Adventure
By Marc Baker
Narrator: The City of Townsville!! Home of the Powerpuff Girls!! where they are now heading for home after another school day ay Pokey Oaks Kindergarden. But whats this? Their arch nemesis, Mojo Jojo is up to his old tricks again!!!
Mojo Jojo: Thats it. Go away slowly my little Powerpuff Girls. Once they are out of my site, I will kidnap their scool teacher, Miss Keene , and hold her hostage. Leaving me room to bring in “The Substitute” HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAA!!!!!! Once the Powerpuff Girls encounter “The Substitute”, They will never overcome it!!!!! HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAA!!!!
Miss Keene: Good bye kids. See you tomorow!
(Suddenly, Mojo Jojo runs toward Miss Keen with A giant sack engulfing her.)
Mojo Jojo: HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAA!!!!!! My plan is working Perfectly!!!!! Nothing, Not even the Powerpuff Girls can stop me now!!!!! HA HA HA HAAAAAA!!!!!
Narrator: OH NO!!!! MOJO JOJO HAS KIDNAPPED MISS KEENE??? WHAT DIOBOLICAL SCEME DOSE MOJO JOJO HAVE FOR THE GIRLS BELOVED SCHOOL TEACHER?!?! AND WHAT IS “THE SUBSTITUTE”?
(The next morning at Pokey Oaks Kindergarden)
Blossom: Gee, I wonder where Miss Keene is?
Bubbles: Maybe she had to go to the girls room.
Buttercup: I don’t know, girls. I get the feeling that something bad has happened to Miss keene If she said she was not going to be in class, she would’ve told us by now.
(Outside, Mojo Jojo lurks beneth the bushes as he watches “The Substitute” enters the class room.)
Mojo Jojo: Ahhhhh. The Substitute has entered the school building. The Powerpuff Girls don’t stand A chance!!! HA HA HA HAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
(The Classroom door opens, and in steps “The Substitute”)
Hollywood: Howdy, Kids I am sorry to say that Miss Keen will not be in today due to an upset stomach, or something like that. I am your substitute teacher, Hollywood. I will take all of the teach’in duties that Miss Keene usually dose. Any questions?
Bubbles: What’s A substitute?
Hollywood: (leaning his head toward Bubbles.) Awwww. Now isn’t that cute..... BUT IT’S WROOOOOONG!!!!!!!!!!!! A substitute is something, or someone who fills in for something, or someone else while there away. Hence me.
Bubbles: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH.
Hollywood: Now todays lesson will be about the war between the north, and the south. Following that will be my lecture on why UFO sightings are nothing but scams from looney people who just want to make A buck. And then...
(Hollywood sees Elmer drinking glue again)
Hollywood: (leaning towards Elmer.) Now isn't that cute...... BUT IT'S WROOOOOOOOOOONG!!!!!!!!! (Hollywood yanks the glue away from Elmer.) No glue drinkers in my class room!!!!! No sirrey, bob!!!! Ten minutes off of lunch break for you!!
(Six hours later...)
Hollywood: And that was "The Punctuation Wizard", an educational film about learning how to create sentances properly.
(The entire class looks puzzled, bewildered, and annoyed.)
Blossom: Why would enyone want to learn from A film that blaintantly revisionises the history of the middle ages in order to teach children how to create sentances properly?
Bubbles: Yeah, That film didn't make any sence at all.
Buttercup: That film was stupid if you ask me.
Hollywood: (Leaning towards the girls.) Isn't that cute......BUT IT'S WROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG!!!!!! Your suppose to learn from films like that. your not supose to question them. it destracts from your learning process. The next film we'll show you is from the "Mathnet" series.
Narrator: Looks like the girls are in A real jam this time. and what of miss Keene in the clutches of Mojo Jojo?
(Scene now shifts to Mojo Jojo's laboratory, where Miss Keene is bound, and gagged to A chair. Unable to escape from Mojo's grasp.)
Mojo Jojo: HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAA!!!!! WITH THE POWERPUFF GIRLS HELD AGAINST THEIR WILL BY "THE SUBSTITUTE", I AM NOW FREE TO RENDER THE CITY OF TOWNSVILLE INTO MY OWN IMAGE, AND BEND THE CITIZENS TO MY WILL!!!!! AND YOU, MISS KEENE SHALL FIRST TO WITNESS MY VICTORY AS I USE MY GIGANTIC DEATH RAY!!!! HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
Miss Keene: (Struggling) YOU'LL NEVER GET AWAY WITH THIS, MOJO JOJO!!!!!!!
Mojo Jojo: OH BUT I WILL, MISS KEENE!!!! I WIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLL!!!!!!! HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Mojo Jojo starts to activate his gigantic death ray. One by one, the ray blasts the city of Townsville, building, by building. The citizens scatter around in fear, and panic, where we turn our attention to the mayor's office.)
Mayor: (Looking outside) THIS IS A MAJOR CRISIS, MISS BELLUM!!!!!
Miss Bellum: Then I think it's time we make the call.
Mayor: A CALL TO WHO? NATIONAL GUARD?!?!?
Miss Bellum: No. Not that call, That call.
(Miss Bellum points to the phone used for the Powerpuff Girls Hotline)
Mayor: Why of course!! That call. I knew that all along!!
Miss Bellum: Of course you did, Mayor.
Narrator: The Mayor calls the Powerpuff Girls hot line, but he's in for an unpleasant surprise when he reaches them.
(Pokey Oaks Kindergarden)
Hollywood: Okay children what is 1 plus 1?
Kid: Uuuuuummmmm 9?
Hollywood: Isn't that cute......BUT IT'S WROOOOOOOOOONG!!!!!!! What is 1 plus 1, little girl?
(The Powerpuff Girls hot line rings)
Blossom: Uh-Oh!! It's the hot line. The Mayor needs us!!!
Buttercup: Yeah!! Let's go!!!!
(Hollywood blocks the Powerpuff Girls path to reach the phone)
Hollywood: And just where do you think you're going, little girls?
Blossom: The Mayor of Townsville is asking for our help to save the world from A possible threat of danger!!!
Buttercup: Yeah, that's what we always do!!
Bubbles: Duh!!!
Hollywood: (Looking at viewers) Now Isn't that cute......BUT IT'S WROOOOOOOOOONG!!!!!!! You'll have plenty of time to play "Superfriends" with that baby phone of yours durring recess. Now you just have two more periods left. Then you can play. ARE WE CLEEEEAAAARRRR?!?!?
Powerpuff Girls: BUT MISTER HOLLYWOOOOOOOD!!!!
Hollywood: No Buts!!! Now scoot, n' learn with me, 'cause without A good edgumucation, you'll end up workin' as cashirs at the check out line, or as cocktail waitresses at the Hooties upstart bar!!! You don't want that, now doooooo youuuu?
Blossom: You know what I think, girls? I think this so called "Substitute Teacher" was put here to keep us from doing our civic duty to save Townsville whenever we needed to. Miss Keene would never keep us here against our will!!
Buttercup: Yeah!!! I should've suspected something when we had to sit through three hours on the Civil War, and UFO sightings.
Bubbles: Hey look, it's almost three o'clock!!
Buttercup: All Right!!!! You guys know what that means?
Blossom: Yeah! School's Out, and so are you, Mister Hollywood!!!!
Hollywood: EEEEEEEEEEK!!!!!
(The Powerpuff Girls beat the living daylights out of Hollywood, and rush to pick up the phone.)
Narrator: ALL RIGHT!!!! YOU GO, GIRLS!!!!!
Blossom: Powerpuff Girls, What is it Mayor? Mojo Jojo is destroying Townsville with his deathray? We're on it!!!! Okay, Girls let's get busy!!!!! But first....
( Blossom sticks her head out the door, looking at their class mates.)
Blossom: Okay, class dismissed!!!!!
Kids: YAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
(The entire class runs out the door trampling over A brused, and battered Hollywood.)
Hollywood: Don't..... forget..... to..do.... your ......homework.
(The Powerpuff Girls arrive at the scene of the chaos.)
Blossom: We've got to find out where the sourse of these death rays are.
Buttercup: I think I already know where they're coming from!!
(Buttercup points to the lair of Mojo Jojo.)
Blossom: Mojo Jojo is behind all of this mayhem!!! Let's go girls!!!!
Narrator: Hurry, Girls!!! Hurry!!!! Townsville can't take much more of this!!!
Talking Dog: (Standing next too fire hydrant.) Yeah, I know I can't!!!!
(Laser beam hits the hydrant, bearly missing the Talking Dog. Dog takes one last look at what was once A fire hydrant, and zips away.)
(Shift to Mojo Jojo's laboratory.)
Mojo Jojo: HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAA!!!! NOTHING CAN STOP MOOOOOOOOOJOOO JOJO!!!! HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAA!!!!!
(The Powerpuff Girls break through the steel wall of Mojo Jojo's observatory)
Blossom: Wanna bet, Mojo Jojo?!?
Mojo Jojo: EEEEEEEEEEEEK THE POWERPUFF GIRLS!!!!!! BUT HOW DO YOU ESCAPE "THE SUBSTITUTE"?!?!
Buttercup: We took A leave of absence, which is what your gonna do right now!!!! LET'S GET HIM!!!!!!
Blossom: Wait, Buttercup!! We have one thing we have to do first before we fight Mojo Jojo.
Buttercup: AWWWWW Do we have to???
Bubbles:Yes we do! It's the right thing to do, Buttercup.
Buttercup: OOOOOOOOH ALRIGHT!!!
Blossom: Great, Miss Keene, may we please pound Mojo Jojo to A bloody pulp for kidnapping you?
Miss Meene: Why yes, girls! By all means!!!!
Blossom: Thank you, Miss Keene! You're the Greatest!!!!
(The Girls violently pound Mojo Jojo scencelessly. Cutting in multiple directions, and angles. )
Blossom: This is for Miss Keene!!!!
(Blossom kicks Mojo Jojo in the chest)
Bubbles: This is for Townsville
(Bubbles socks Mojo Jojo in the head)
Buttercup: AND THIS IS FOR THE U S OF A!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Buttercup kicks Mojo Jojo in the rear. Plummeting him right into the wall.)
Narrator: WAY TO GO, GIRLS!!!!! YOU DEFEATED MOJO JOJO!!!!!
(The Girls fly over to Miss Keene, use their laser bean eyes to loosen Miss Meene's ropes from her chair.)
Miss Keene: I'm sorry you had to go through all this trouble today, girls.
Blossom: That's okay Miss Keene. It's what being superheroes is all about!!
Bubbles: Hey, what about that subsititute teacher? What should we do about him?
Buttercup: Hmmmmmmmmm. I have an idea!!
(Townsville Correctional Facility where we see Mojo Jojo seated in A classroom next to Little Dog, and Big Dog, The 2 Stupid Dogs)
Hollywood: Good Day, folks, my name is Hollywood, and I will be your corrections officer for your stay in Townsville Correctional Facility. Now to start things off, lets do some math. What is 1 plus 1?
Little Dog: (Whispering) It's B. Trust me, it's B.
Mojo Jojo: Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh B?
Hollywood: Now ain't that cute..........BUT IT'S WROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG!!!!!!!!!
Little Dog, and Big Dog: HA HA HA HA HA HA!!
(Shift to heart shaped inward pattern for ending.)
Narrator: Well, let that be A lesson to you Mojo Jojo!! Kidnapping dose not pay!! SO ONCE AGAIN, THE DAY IS SAVED!!!! THANKS TO THE POWERPUFF GIRLS!!!!!
Blossom: AND SPECIAL THANKS TO MISS KEENE, FOR BEING THE BEST TEACHER IN THE WORLD!!!! NO SUBSTITUTE!!!!!!
The End.
“No Substitute”
A Powerpuff Girls Adventure
By Marc Baker
Narrator: The City of Townsville!! Home of the Powerpuff Girls!! where they are now heading for home after another school day ay Pokey Oaks Kindergarden. But whats this? Their arch nemesis, Mojo Jojo is up to his old tricks again!!!
Mojo Jojo: Thats it. Go away slowly my little Powerpuff Girls. Once they are out of my site, I will kidnap their scool teacher, Miss Keene , and hold her hostage. Leaving me room to bring in “The Substitute” HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAA!!!!!! Once the Powerpuff Girls encounter “The Substitute”, They will never overcome it!!!!! HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAA!!!!
Miss Keene: Good bye kids. See you tomorow!
(Suddenly, Mojo Jojo runs toward Miss Keen with A giant sack engulfing her.)
Mojo Jojo: HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAA!!!!!! My plan is working Perfectly!!!!! Nothing, Not even the Powerpuff Girls can stop me now!!!!! HA HA HA HAAAAAA!!!!!
Narrator: OH NO!!!! MOJO JOJO HAS KIDNAPPED MISS KEENE??? WHAT DIOBOLICAL SCEME DOSE MOJO JOJO HAVE FOR THE GIRLS BELOVED SCHOOL TEACHER?!?! AND WHAT IS “THE SUBSTITUTE”?
(The next morning at Pokey Oaks Kindergarden)
Blossom: Gee, I wonder where Miss Keene is?
Bubbles: Maybe she had to go to the girls room.
Buttercup: I don’t know, girls. I get the feeling that something bad has happened to Miss keene If she said she was not going to be in class, she would’ve told us by now.
(Outside, Mojo Jojo lurks beneth the bushes as he watches “The Substitute” enters the class room.)
Mojo Jojo: Ahhhhh. The Substitute has entered the school building. The Powerpuff Girls don’t stand A chance!!! HA HA HA HAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
(The Classroom door opens, and in steps “The Substitute”)
Hollywood: Howdy, Kids I am sorry to say that Miss Keen will not be in today due to an upset stomach, or something like that. I am your substitute teacher, Hollywood. I will take all of the teach’in duties that Miss Keene usually dose. Any questions?
Bubbles: What’s A substitute?
Hollywood: (leaning his head toward Bubbles.) Awwww. Now isn’t that cute..... BUT IT’S WROOOOOONG!!!!!!!!!!!! A substitute is something, or someone who fills in for something, or someone else while there away. Hence me.
Bubbles: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH.
Hollywood: Now todays lesson will be about the war between the north, and the south. Following that will be my lecture on why UFO sightings are nothing but scams from looney people who just want to make A buck. And then...
(Hollywood sees Elmer drinking glue again)
Hollywood: (leaning towards Elmer.) Now isn't that cute...... BUT IT'S WROOOOOOOOOOONG!!!!!!!!! (Hollywood yanks the glue away from Elmer.) No glue drinkers in my class room!!!!! No sirrey, bob!!!! Ten minutes off of lunch break for you!!
(Six hours later...)
Hollywood: And that was "The Punctuation Wizard", an educational film about learning how to create sentances properly.
(The entire class looks puzzled, bewildered, and annoyed.)
Blossom: Why would enyone want to learn from A film that blaintantly revisionises the history of the middle ages in order to teach children how to create sentances properly?
Bubbles: Yeah, That film didn't make any sence at all.
Buttercup: That film was stupid if you ask me.
Hollywood: (Leaning towards the girls.) Isn't that cute......BUT IT'S WROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG!!!!!! Your suppose to learn from films like that. your not supose to question them. it destracts from your learning process. The next film we'll show you is from the "Mathnet" series.
Narrator: Looks like the girls are in A real jam this time. and what of miss Keene in the clutches of Mojo Jojo?
(Scene now shifts to Mojo Jojo's laboratory, where Miss Keene is bound, and gagged to A chair. Unable to escape from Mojo's grasp.)
Mojo Jojo: HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAA!!!!! WITH THE POWERPUFF GIRLS HELD AGAINST THEIR WILL BY "THE SUBSTITUTE", I AM NOW FREE TO RENDER THE CITY OF TOWNSVILLE INTO MY OWN IMAGE, AND BEND THE CITIZENS TO MY WILL!!!!! AND YOU, MISS KEENE SHALL FIRST TO WITNESS MY VICTORY AS I USE MY GIGANTIC DEATH RAY!!!! HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
Miss Keene: (Struggling) YOU'LL NEVER GET AWAY WITH THIS, MOJO JOJO!!!!!!!
Mojo Jojo: OH BUT I WILL, MISS KEENE!!!! I WIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLL!!!!!!! HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Mojo Jojo starts to activate his gigantic death ray. One by one, the ray blasts the city of Townsville, building, by building. The citizens scatter around in fear, and panic, where we turn our attention to the mayor's office.)
Mayor: (Looking outside) THIS IS A MAJOR CRISIS, MISS BELLUM!!!!!
Miss Bellum: Then I think it's time we make the call.
Mayor: A CALL TO WHO? NATIONAL GUARD?!?!?
Miss Bellum: No. Not that call, That call.
(Miss Bellum points to the phone used for the Powerpuff Girls Hotline)
Mayor: Why of course!! That call. I knew that all along!!
Miss Bellum: Of course you did, Mayor.
Narrator: The Mayor calls the Powerpuff Girls hot line, but he's in for an unpleasant surprise when he reaches them.
(Pokey Oaks Kindergarden)
Hollywood: Okay children what is 1 plus 1?
Kid: Uuuuuummmmm 9?
Hollywood: Isn't that cute......BUT IT'S WROOOOOOOOOONG!!!!!!! What is 1 plus 1, little girl?
(The Powerpuff Girls hot line rings)
Blossom: Uh-Oh!! It's the hot line. The Mayor needs us!!!
Buttercup: Yeah!! Let's go!!!!
(Hollywood blocks the Powerpuff Girls path to reach the phone)
Hollywood: And just where do you think you're going, little girls?
Blossom: The Mayor of Townsville is asking for our help to save the world from A possible threat of danger!!!
Buttercup: Yeah, that's what we always do!!
Bubbles: Duh!!!
Hollywood: (Looking at viewers) Now Isn't that cute......BUT IT'S WROOOOOOOOOONG!!!!!!! You'll have plenty of time to play "Superfriends" with that baby phone of yours durring recess. Now you just have two more periods left. Then you can play. ARE WE CLEEEEAAAARRRR?!?!?
Powerpuff Girls: BUT MISTER HOLLYWOOOOOOOD!!!!
Hollywood: No Buts!!! Now scoot, n' learn with me, 'cause without A good edgumucation, you'll end up workin' as cashirs at the check out line, or as cocktail waitresses at the Hooties upstart bar!!! You don't want that, now doooooo youuuu?
Blossom: You know what I think, girls? I think this so called "Substitute Teacher" was put here to keep us from doing our civic duty to save Townsville whenever we needed to. Miss Keene would never keep us here against our will!!
Buttercup: Yeah!!! I should've suspected something when we had to sit through three hours on the Civil War, and UFO sightings.
Bubbles: Hey look, it's almost three o'clock!!
Buttercup: All Right!!!! You guys know what that means?
Blossom: Yeah! School's Out, and so are you, Mister Hollywood!!!!
Hollywood: EEEEEEEEEEK!!!!!
(The Powerpuff Girls beat the living daylights out of Hollywood, and rush to pick up the phone.)
Narrator: ALL RIGHT!!!! YOU GO, GIRLS!!!!!
Blossom: Powerpuff Girls, What is it Mayor? Mojo Jojo is destroying Townsville with his deathray? We're on it!!!! Okay, Girls let's get busy!!!!! But first....
( Blossom sticks her head out the door, looking at their class mates.)
Blossom: Okay, class dismissed!!!!!
Kids: YAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
(The entire class runs out the door trampling over A brused, and battered Hollywood.)
Hollywood: Don't..... forget..... to..do.... your ......homework.
(The Powerpuff Girls arrive at the scene of the chaos.)
Blossom: We've got to find out where the sourse of these death rays are.
Buttercup: I think I already know where they're coming from!!
(Buttercup points to the lair of Mojo Jojo.)
Blossom: Mojo Jojo is behind all of this mayhem!!! Let's go girls!!!!
Narrator: Hurry, Girls!!! Hurry!!!! Townsville can't take much more of this!!!
Talking Dog: (Standing next too fire hydrant.) Yeah, I know I can't!!!!
(Laser beam hits the hydrant, bearly missing the Talking Dog. Dog takes one last look at what was once A fire hydrant, and zips away.)
(Shift to Mojo Jojo's laboratory.)
Mojo Jojo: HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAA!!!! NOTHING CAN STOP MOOOOOOOOOJOOO JOJO!!!! HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAA!!!!!
(The Powerpuff Girls break through the steel wall of Mojo Jojo's observatory)
Blossom: Wanna bet, Mojo Jojo?!?
Mojo Jojo: EEEEEEEEEEEEK THE POWERPUFF GIRLS!!!!!! BUT HOW DO YOU ESCAPE "THE SUBSTITUTE"?!?!
Buttercup: We took A leave of absence, which is what your gonna do right now!!!! LET'S GET HIM!!!!!!
Blossom: Wait, Buttercup!! We have one thing we have to do first before we fight Mojo Jojo.
Buttercup: AWWWWW Do we have to???
Bubbles:Yes we do! It's the right thing to do, Buttercup.
Buttercup: OOOOOOOOH ALRIGHT!!!
Blossom: Great, Miss Keene, may we please pound Mojo Jojo to A bloody pulp for kidnapping you?
Miss Meene: Why yes, girls! By all means!!!!
Blossom: Thank you, Miss Keene! You're the Greatest!!!!
(The Girls violently pound Mojo Jojo scencelessly. Cutting in multiple directions, and angles. )
Blossom: This is for Miss Keene!!!!
(Blossom kicks Mojo Jojo in the chest)
Bubbles: This is for Townsville
(Bubbles socks Mojo Jojo in the head)
Buttercup: AND THIS IS FOR THE U S OF A!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Buttercup kicks Mojo Jojo in the rear. Plummeting him right into the wall.)
Narrator: WAY TO GO, GIRLS!!!!! YOU DEFEATED MOJO JOJO!!!!!
(The Girls fly over to Miss Keene, use their laser bean eyes to loosen Miss Meene's ropes from her chair.)
Miss Keene: I'm sorry you had to go through all this trouble today, girls.
Blossom: That's okay Miss Keene. It's what being superheroes is all about!!
Bubbles: Hey, what about that subsititute teacher? What should we do about him?
Buttercup: Hmmmmmmmmm. I have an idea!!
(Townsville Correctional Facility where we see Mojo Jojo seated in A classroom next to Little Dog, and Big Dog, The 2 Stupid Dogs)
Hollywood: Good Day, folks, my name is Hollywood, and I will be your corrections officer for your stay in Townsville Correctional Facility. Now to start things off, lets do some math. What is 1 plus 1?
Little Dog: (Whispering) It's B. Trust me, it's B.
Mojo Jojo: Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh B?
Hollywood: Now ain't that cute..........BUT IT'S WROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG!!!!!!!!!
Little Dog, and Big Dog: HA HA HA HA HA HA!!
(Shift to heart shaped inward pattern for ending.)
Narrator: Well, let that be A lesson to you Mojo Jojo!! Kidnapping dose not pay!! SO ONCE AGAIN, THE DAY IS SAVED!!!! THANKS TO THE POWERPUFF GIRLS!!!!!
Blossom: AND SPECIAL THANKS TO MISS KEENE, FOR BEING THE BEST TEACHER IN THE WORLD!!!! NO SUBSTITUTE!!!!!!
The End.