What would you do if you met Batman?

[Phantasm]

If I were walking down a street, and out of the shadows leaps in the dark night,I'd scream.After being terrified for quite some time, I'd be in awe.I would want to go and pinch him to see if he's real but wouldn't dare approach him.After he's gone, then I'd give the fan girl scream and start thumping my feet on the ground.
:D

[Fone Bone]

I'd notice that the entire world had been turned into a cartoon. Not realizing which cartoon genre it was I'd stick some dynamite into a hunter with an speech impediment's gun and see what happened.

Oh, and I'd ask for Batman's autograph.

Edit: On second thought, I'd probably hit him up for some cash too. Dude's loaded.

[ArtificialIdiot]

If it was old man bruce from Batman Beyond, I'd probably go up to Wayne Manor and get myself chucked out every week. No really reason, I just thought it'd be cool to go there and NOT discover the Batcave :p

If it was normal Batman... run. Get as far away as possible as there is no doubt about it that hanging around would be VERY bad for my health.

[BonyT]

What would you do if you met Batman?In your scenario, with him leaping unexpectedly out of the shadows (...which, you know, being Batman & all, he no doubt would do), I'd probably soil my undergarments. :p

Seriously though, I kind of doubt many of us would really have the presence of mind to try & "chat it up" with him; I imagine that seeing Batman in those circumstances might be more than just intimidating -- it'd probably be somewhat paralyzing. Most of us would probably stand there, staring dumbly, until he flashed away back into the shadows. In War On Crime, Ross has Bats comment that his look serves not only to scare the patootie out of criminals, but also to keep bystanders at a distance.

[fatboy]

I would kick him in the groin and tell him to stop driving by my house late at night and phoning me and hanging up as soon I answer it. :mad:

I would also tell him my sister wants her mixing bowl set back.

[SilverKnight]

Run. Very, very quickly. And then I'd wonder why the hell I was stupid enough to go to Gotham in the first place. :D

[All-Star 1.5]

Try and take off his mask.

[SilverKnight]

Try and take off his mask.And I would stand there and laugh while he beat the crap out of you. :D

And then run. Again. :D

[EinBebop]

"Would you like that? Would you like to ride with Batman?"

:D

[Storm]

Nothing, because Batman is only a fictional character. I hope you all do now that, right?

Yes, I'm a smarty pants and party pooper ;) :p


- Storm

[Shadow]

Nothing, because Batman is only a fictional character. I hope you all do now that, right?

Though one must wonder how, after 60+ years, that still remains to be true.

You'd think some fanatic out there would have bought a couple dozen kevlar vests to go out on crimefighting suicide missions by now.

*goes back to idley Googling carbon nanotubes and their bulletproof properties*

[Style]

I'd as Christian Bale for his autograph and then wonder how I ended up in Chicago.

[shogunthethird]

if I met Batman, I'd probably offer my sympathy for that one time robin laid an egg and the joker escaped thanks to the batmobile's busted wheel..especially if this was around holiday time

[All-Star 1.5]

Ask him about how feels about the new Batman? Then rub it in his face that he is getting replaced. Then run extremely fast.

[TimTwoFace]

If I met Batman on the street, I'd likely initially freak out, and then try to make some small talk, only to be tossed aside because he isn't much of a conversationalist. :)

-Tim

[Bleu Unicorn]

Probably pass out from the sheer shock of it all.

[Mr. Pedro]

Whoop his brooding behind. Live off of my reputation for life.

[shany94a]

Try to recover from my heart skipping a beat and then say something clever like "Hey, it's ... you."

[AdamYJ]

I'd hang around him as long as possible and keep cracking jokes until I finally made him laugh. There's nothing like a real challenge. Plus, someone has to show him that he's not as scary and intimidating as he thinks he is. Everyone always acts so scared around him when you really know that he's not that scary.

[slackermonkey]

Probably have myself committed. Y'know, because he's a CARTOON. :p

[shogunthethird]

speaking of which, am I the only one here who's wondered what Batman/Bruce is like when he gets completely wasted out of his mind? I always figured he was one of those "crazy invincible" drunks, you know the guys that end up winning darwin awards after drunkenly shouting "HEY GUYS! CHECK THIS OUT!"

[Shadow]

speaking of which, am I the only one here who's wondered what Batman/Bruce is like when he gets completely wasted out of his mind? I always figured he was one of those "crazy invincible" drunks, you know the guys that end up winning darwin awards after drunkenly shouting "HEY GUYS! CHECK THIS OUT!"

He's a "devout" teetotaler, actually.

[Chris Wood]

[Phantasm].I would want to go and pinch him to see if he's real but wouldn't dare approach him.Kinky. Now would you go for the Bat-nipples, or somewhere less obvious?


After he's gone, then I'd give the fan girl scream and start thumping my feet on the ground.Yeah, that Bruce. He loves them and leaves them.

[shogunthethird]

He's a "devout" teetotaler, actually. now that I think about it, isn't Bruce more of a coffee man? all those late nights you just know he's sucking down the Java like one of those worm guys at MIB headquarters, as a matter of fact I understand his nickname on the watchtower is "the dark roast knight"

[Shadow]

now that I think about it, isn't Bruce more of a coffee man? all those late nights you just know he's sucking down the Java like one of those worm guys at MIB headquarters, as a matter of fact I understand his nickname on the watchtower is "the dark roast knight"

Coffee definitely seems more like his sort of thing.

And I think there are mentions, in the comics, of Alfred bringing him some when he works on cases, :D

[EinBebop]

Coffee definitely seems more like his sort of thing.I see potential Starbucks tie-ins to this next movie.

[EddieTheEditor]

I'd kick him in the leg, say "Stop being so #@!%ing moody! SPIDER-MAN went thourgh essentially what you went through, and HE doesn't spend all his time brooding!" Then I'd try to find Green Lantern. Or Flash. EIther one, really.

[GreenArrowsman]

Edit: On second thought, I'd probably hit him up for some cash too. Dude's loaded.
Are we sure Beast Boy is not posting this message. Actually I proably do the same thing. You're right. Course he proably look at us funny and say "I have no cash." LOL