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Maxie Zeus
11-09-2001, 06:16 PM
Batman needs to add this to his utility belt:



Food Shop Owner With 8-Pound Ham Foils Robbery Attempt by Teen-Agers

GAINESVILLE, Ga. (AP) - Three teen-agers trying to rob a food shop were scared off when the owner hurled an 8-pound ham and started swinging his fists.

"They didn't get anything," said Morris McClure, 61. "I've worked too hard to give up my money to three punks like that."

Sheriff Steve Cronic said McClure was attacked Thursday after one of the teens asked for ham.

"I went in the back, and when I came back out two of them jumped me," McClure said. "They hit me in the head with something. It hurt like the dickens, but I didn't go down."

McClure he lobbed the ham, then "got one real good in the stomach with a left."

From TBO.com (http://ap.tbo.com/ap/breaking/MGA2T4JEUTC.html)

batboy2001
11-09-2001, 06:18 PM
HAHAHA, That is so darn funny!

The Mad Hatter
11-09-2001, 06:25 PM
Ah, food as weapons. Always good for a laugh. Reminds me of the News of the Weird stories about the supermarket owner who chased away a would-be shoplifter by chunking jars of peanut butter, and the guy who committed murder with (really) a large frozen fish.

Calhoun07
11-09-2001, 08:53 PM
Just goes to show you the element of surprise is a great way to throw somebody off guard. Which one of those kids would have expected to see a big ass ham come flying at them? They must have thought that guy was NUTS!

oranthal
11-09-2001, 09:46 PM
that reminds of that episode in BTAS when robin was using a pair of frozen fish to beat the snot of the bad guy. that was a very funny scene.

BourgeoisBuffoon
11-10-2001, 12:08 AM
Ah, food. Is there anything it can't do? ;)

Good for McClure, though. It's that kinda ethic we need to crack down on crime. Well, that, and more hams. :p

Kero
11-10-2001, 07:13 AM
That man must really know how to have a good food fight.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

Man I crack me up.

Kero

optimal321
11-10-2001, 11:25 AM
Lol! Way to stand up!:D