barnyarddawg
11-05-2001, 04:20 AM
The idea here is to identify the movies from which the following 35 quotes are taken. All of these quotes are from well known movies, some may be instantly recognizable, and some aren't as obvious. Winner gets one two hour tape of cartoons of their choice. E-mail me with your guesses at wabbitstew@hotmail.com. Only one e-mail per person, so make the most of your guesses. Contest will end 11:59 PM Eastern tonight, and I will post the results as soon as I get everything counted. I'll give a couple of hints: one movie has two quotes listed, and one qoute is not from a movie, but a Warner Bros. cartoon! Good Luck to all and if you have any questions please ask.
Here's the list:
1. I have two ex-wives, a mother and several bartenders depending on me.
2. You're right, I did lose a million dollars last year. I expect to lose a million dollars this year. I expect to lose a million dollars next year. You know, Mr. Thatcher, at the rate of a million dollars a year, I'll have to close this place in... 60 years.
3. I’m afraid I can not do that Dave.
4. Mongo don’t know, Mongo only pawn, in game of life.
5. "Come on, read my future for me."
"You haven't got any"
"What do you mean?"
"Your future is all used up."
6. I am big. It's the pictures that got small.
7. No! Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try.
8. She turned me into a newt!
9. Intelligence officer. Stupidity officer is more like it. Pentagon wants to open a Stupidity Division, they know who they can get to lead it.
10. Not many people know it, but the Fuhrer was a terrific dancer
11. We've got no food, we've got no jobs, our pets heads are falling off!
12. In Italy for 30 years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love - they had 500 years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock.
13. I was hoping the rain would cool things off, but it only made the heat wet.
14. Blueberries, they always turn into blueberries.
15. .“Do you spend time with your family?”
“Yes”
"Good, because a man can never be a real man unless he spends time with his family”
16. Stern, if this factory ever produces a shell that can actually be fired, I'd be very unhappy
17. So 'scuse me for sayin' so, but them who can't learn from a tale about critters, just ain't got the ears tuned for listenin'
18. He put up a terrific battle ma’am, but clean livin prevailed.
19. Over? Did you say over? Nothing is over until we say it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!
20. Do you leave a light on after bedtime? Because I get a little scared in the dark sometimes. If it's a strange place.
21. A boy’s best friend is his mother.
22. "Are you here for an affair?"
"What?"
"The Singleman party?"
" Ah, yes, the Singleman party."
23. Oh, you men are all alike! Seven or eight quick ones and then you're out with the boys to boast and brag!
24. It's only an island if you look at it from the water.
25. Fasten your seatbelts, it's going to be a bumpy night!
26. Follow!.... BUT! Follow only if ye be men of valor! For the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature, so foul, and so cruel, that no man yet has fought with it and lived! Bones of four fifty men, lie strewn about its lair! So brave knights if you do doubt your courage! or your strength, come no further! for death awaits you all! with nasty big, pointy teeth.
27. I'm gonna let ya' in on a little secret, Ray. K-Mart sucks.
28. That's what I like about these high school girls, I keep getting older, they stay the same age.
29. I never met a woman that didn't know if she was good-looking or not without being told, and some of them give themselves credit for more than they've got.
30. I like my coffee black....like my men.
31. You can't fight in here, this is the War Room!
32. You want a prediction about the weather, you're asking the wrong Phil. I'll give you a winter prediction: It's gonna be cold, it's gonna be grey, and it's gonna last you for the rest of your life.
33. We see a deadly sin on every street corner, in every home, and we tolerate it. We tolerate it because it's common, it's trival. We tolerate it morning, noon, and night. Well, not anymore. I'm setting the example. And what I've done is going to be puzzled over, and studied, and followed... forever.
34. Why don't you come up some time and see me?
35. I am not an animal! I am a human being! I am a man!
Here's the list:
1. I have two ex-wives, a mother and several bartenders depending on me.
2. You're right, I did lose a million dollars last year. I expect to lose a million dollars this year. I expect to lose a million dollars next year. You know, Mr. Thatcher, at the rate of a million dollars a year, I'll have to close this place in... 60 years.
3. I’m afraid I can not do that Dave.
4. Mongo don’t know, Mongo only pawn, in game of life.
5. "Come on, read my future for me."
"You haven't got any"
"What do you mean?"
"Your future is all used up."
6. I am big. It's the pictures that got small.
7. No! Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try.
8. She turned me into a newt!
9. Intelligence officer. Stupidity officer is more like it. Pentagon wants to open a Stupidity Division, they know who they can get to lead it.
10. Not many people know it, but the Fuhrer was a terrific dancer
11. We've got no food, we've got no jobs, our pets heads are falling off!
12. In Italy for 30 years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love - they had 500 years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock.
13. I was hoping the rain would cool things off, but it only made the heat wet.
14. Blueberries, they always turn into blueberries.
15. .“Do you spend time with your family?”
“Yes”
"Good, because a man can never be a real man unless he spends time with his family”
16. Stern, if this factory ever produces a shell that can actually be fired, I'd be very unhappy
17. So 'scuse me for sayin' so, but them who can't learn from a tale about critters, just ain't got the ears tuned for listenin'
18. He put up a terrific battle ma’am, but clean livin prevailed.
19. Over? Did you say over? Nothing is over until we say it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!
20. Do you leave a light on after bedtime? Because I get a little scared in the dark sometimes. If it's a strange place.
21. A boy’s best friend is his mother.
22. "Are you here for an affair?"
"What?"
"The Singleman party?"
" Ah, yes, the Singleman party."
23. Oh, you men are all alike! Seven or eight quick ones and then you're out with the boys to boast and brag!
24. It's only an island if you look at it from the water.
25. Fasten your seatbelts, it's going to be a bumpy night!
26. Follow!.... BUT! Follow only if ye be men of valor! For the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature, so foul, and so cruel, that no man yet has fought with it and lived! Bones of four fifty men, lie strewn about its lair! So brave knights if you do doubt your courage! or your strength, come no further! for death awaits you all! with nasty big, pointy teeth.
27. I'm gonna let ya' in on a little secret, Ray. K-Mart sucks.
28. That's what I like about these high school girls, I keep getting older, they stay the same age.
29. I never met a woman that didn't know if she was good-looking or not without being told, and some of them give themselves credit for more than they've got.
30. I like my coffee black....like my men.
31. You can't fight in here, this is the War Room!
32. You want a prediction about the weather, you're asking the wrong Phil. I'll give you a winter prediction: It's gonna be cold, it's gonna be grey, and it's gonna last you for the rest of your life.
33. We see a deadly sin on every street corner, in every home, and we tolerate it. We tolerate it because it's common, it's trival. We tolerate it morning, noon, and night. Well, not anymore. I'm setting the example. And what I've done is going to be puzzled over, and studied, and followed... forever.
34. Why don't you come up some time and see me?
35. I am not an animal! I am a human being! I am a man!