Fight Club: Who would you...

[JustJack]

I've been watching Fight Club 3 days straight! hehehe..I'm going nuts. Anyway..here's a nice piece of tasteful discussion...

What one celebrity would you like to fight?

While my buddy Tim & I decided we'de take on all boy bands(kick each ones butt with out bare hands..)..
I decided I'd like to fight George Cloony...punish him for his bad portrayal of Batman......I would fight Joel Schoemaker...but he's no celebrity...ha ha ha...

[killercroc]

Freddie Prinze Jr. for all of his movies and for dating Sarah Michelle Gellar.

[Jowy Blight]

I would beat down all those boy bands and Freddie Prinze Jr.:D

I can't believe they once consider to use him as the english VA for Teen Gohan.

[Singin' Stray Cat]

I'm probably not able to beat up anyone. Even though I know a few karate moves, I'm still too small to pose much of a threat. :rolleyes:

However, I wouldn't mind if (hypothetically speaking) something unpleasant happened to Brittney Spears ... or Bob Saget, he scares the heck outta me...

[Captain Caps]

I'm not a fighter (Haven't been in peak physical condition since I was 11 or 12...and I'm darn proud of it!)...but if Regis Philbin got crushed by a car and Sean "Puff Daddy/P. Diddy/John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt/Whatever he's calling himself and why should I give a crap about that 80s-jacking hypocrite weasel" Combs ate some bad Thai and ended up defecating out his internal organs, I'd be happy as a clam!:) I hate them both! Oh, and if they could find ways to eliminate the cast of "MAD TV",
Rosie O'Donnell, and the rap star who has a name that melts in your mouth and not in your hand, I'd be in a good mood, too!

Sincerely,

John "Captain Caps" Kilduff

Do you think I'm bitter?

[Cyclops]

Freddie Prinze Jr., Val Kilmer(also for his Batman portrayal:D ), that mambo song guy, and most of the pop music "artists".

I think I have anger management problems :p.

[batboy2001]

Well, you ARE mad stan.

[DR. BELCH]

Michael Bolton.

Bill Clinton.

Al Gore.

Norm MacDonald.

Sineaid O' Connor (though I really don't like to hit dames.)

[Salvor]

George Bush JR
Brad Pitt (hey, he gets all the chicks he wants, including Jen A!... it's just not fair :))
Pikachu -- oooh yes that would be cool!

[Nightflower]

Too many people to name. But I don't like people in general anyway.

[JustJack]

Originally posted by DR. BELCH
Norm MacDonald

Normy!?! but..why?! He's so....kinda..funny?

[BourgeoisBuffoon]

Any celelberty, eh?

Britney Spears, bin Ladin, and N'Sync. Those especially...the singers because they give music a bad name, bin Ladin needs no explanation. I'll most likely post more celeberties, though.

Heh heh...I'm ready to beat 'em up...(walks in with boxing gloves)

[Leaping Larry Jojo]

I'm not a fighter. I'd rather humiliate someone with an insult. And only insult them when I am in a secure position to defend myself or to press charges.

[batboy2001]

I'm not a fighter. I'd rather humiliate someone with an insult. And only insult them when I am in a secure position to defend myself or to press charges. Same for me. Don't hit me, I know a lawyer!

[Shriek]

I'm only 15 but I can pack a punch. But those celebs are still too big. I would probably cut the break line on NSYNC's tour bus and give them a detour through the rockies.

I would want to challenge Josh Hartnett and Ben Affleck in a fight.