Cereal Commercial Parody Thread

[Eddy]

This is just a fun little game. I got the idea from a Conan Cinamin Toast crunch post on the Adult Swim boards. Just make stupid little ceral parodies for any cereal you want. Cinamin Toast Crunch, Cookie Crisp, Reese's Puffs, Cinammin Frosted Flakes, Fruit Loops, Lucky Charms... anything. Here's an example...
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A kid is watching Dragonball Z on TV. During a fight with Goku and Vegeta during the Buu Saga.

Tony walks in the room.

Tony: Found em!

Kid: Nice!

Tony throws a bowl on Cinamin Frosted Flakes to the kid. He catches it and begins pouring a bowl.

Meanwhile, on the TV...

Goku: Tell me why, Vegeta! You never let anyone take control of you before, why now?!

Vegeta was enraged.

Vegeta: BECAUSE-

Goku put his hand up to silence him.

Goku: Hold up, Vegeta!

Vegeta: What? Don't tell me you're worried about that ridiculous Majin Buu creature!

Goku: No... *sniff sniff* I SMELL CINAMIN!

Vegeta: You... smell what?!

Outside the TV, Tony gasps happily.

Goku bursts out of the TV and grabs the bowl a ceral and begins to eat. Vegeta fallows him out.

Vegeta: KAKKAROT! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!

Goku: I'm eating Vegeta! What's it look like?

Vegeta: IMBISSILE! I didn't let that disgusting wizard take control of me to see you stuff your face!

Goku (while eating): But I can't fight on an empty stomach!

Tony: Does this happen a lot?

Vegeta blasts Tony.

There you go. Just like that. ^_^

...I can see this thread dying in three days.

[Tobias]

The Trix Rabbit is hiding behind a tree, watching two kids on a picnic. He puts on a blonde wig.

TR: I'm going to disguise myself to get some delicious Trix cereal!

The Rabbit heads toward the boy and girl, and trips, knocking his wig off.

Girl: Silly Rabbit, Trix are for-

The Rabbit grabs the boy and holds a gun to his head.

TR: Give me the damn cereal. NOW!

[Anime 51]

Lucky is being chased by kids, as usual, when he suddenly turns and faces them.

LUCKY: You're always after me Lucky Charms! Well, NO MORE!!:mad:

He pulls out a gun and starts shooting at them.

[ElBarto]

Lucky is being chased by kids, as usual, when he suddenly turns and faces them.

LUCKY: You're always after me Lucky Charms! Well, NO MORE!!:mad:

He pulls out a gun and starts shooting at them.

Thats a lot like the one I came up with years ago

SillyRabbit is holdind a tommy gun and yells trix are for who?!?

[Mibbitmaker]

A rabbit, disguised as a female - so much you could barely recognise him, strutted by a kid eating Trix.

RABBIT (in female voice): "Say, little boy, I'm fammished. Got anything I can eat?"

KID: "All I have is this bowl of Trix [people in these ads never just say "cerial" like normal people!]. I could let you have some."

The kid hands the rabbit the bowl. Just then, the rabbit's tail and ears poke through the costume. The boy turns indignant.

KID: " Hey! You're a rabbit! Trix are for..."

As the boy goes for the bowl, the rabbit does the ol' switcheroo, handing him his purse. The objects go back and forth quickly. Finally, the rabbit has the bowl again, and the kid has the purse, which opens, revealing a lit stick of dynamite. Exposion hits boy.

Rabbit takes off rest of disguise. It's Bugs Bunny!

RABBIT: "Nyeh.... nobody fools dis silly rabbit! (Eats cerial)

[Iris out]

[Alex Toon]

Lucky Charms parody

{Shot of kid in kitchen. Kid opens a pantry door and grabs Lucky Charms, bowl, milk, and spoon. Boy sits down at table}
Kid:Mmmm,mmmm! I just love Lucky Charms and their sweet sugary taste of marshmallows and grain.
{Lucky pops out of oven}
Lucky:Aye, kid! You found me Lucky Charms! How did ya do it, laddie?!
Kid{confused}:Dad, there's a little Irish midget in the kitchen who wants my cereal badly!
Dad{offscreen}:You know how to deal with short European shorties,Johnny: Get the bat under the table!
{Kid grabs bat and proceed to hit Lucky with it}
Lucky{in pain screaming}: A-aaan---Aannd-dddd remember Kiiiiiids!OW MY SPINE!!!!HOLY &%^&%&%$!Lucky Charms are-OOOOOWWWW! magically delicious!Ohhhh, the pain. The paaaaaaaaiiiiin! :D

[Tobias]

Boy sits down at the breakfast table to eat his Lucky Charms when he hears the familiar voice.

"Try as you may, and try as you might. He who steals me Lucky Charms won't live through the night!"

The boy turns around as the Leprechaun from the movies instantly starts deboweling him, then sits down to a magically delicious part of his balanced breakfast as he spouts:

"Try as you can, and try as your able. Steal me Lucky Charms, and you'll be under the table!"

[ToOn~g@l]

A crazy man is sitting at a table getting ready to eat his rice crispies.

rice crispies- snap, crackle, pop.

Man-Whats that you want me to rob the bank.

rice crispies-snap, crakle, pop.

Man-Then I will do it just for you.

Later you see police at the bank taking the crazy man away.

Man- I was framed the rice crispies made me do it!

Police man- that's what they all say.

Announcer-Rice Crispies are part of this complete breakfast. It should not be eaten if you are full, eating a different cereal or ar mentally insane because no one will believe you.

[Eddy]

Kid (narrating): We were in the same building as a crazy murder when Josh says...

Josh: Psst! I had Reese's for breakfast!

Kid: GET OUT! You had candy for breakfast?!

Josh: Not candy! Reese's Puffs cereal!

Kid (narrating): Josh poured me a bowl and before I knew it, the chocolatly tast of Reese's was swirling in my spoon-

The murderer lashes out of the shadows and kills the kids.

Murder: And they're part of this complete breakfast!

Reese's Puffs!

Murder: It's Reese's for breakfast!

[Samurai Karasu]

"I'm cuckoo for Caca puffs!"

[Anime 51]

"Cap'n Crunch!"

After having some of his cereal, the kids are surprise to be given rifles.

"Some of my crew tried to mutiny," Crunch explains. "I'm having them put to death and you're my firing squad."