Funny Shrek review

[Calhoun07]

This is from a "Christian" prespective. Not only is this Shrek review unintentionally funny, but check out their other reviews. My personal favorite is their review for Dogma. The guy who went to review that movie couldn't even sit thru the entire thing!

Here is a link to the review for Shrek:

http://www.capalert.com/capreports/shrek.htm

Here is a link to their table of contents:

http://www.capalert.com/capreports/

[James Harvey]

DOGMA Review:

http://www.capalert.com/capreports/dogma.htm

I like how they peg these movies as "dangerous". The review, I thought, was hilarious.I know these guys take all this seriously, but how can you not laugh when a guy leaves DOGMA, one of the top 5 movies of 1999, 38 minutes into it! I wonder what would happen if he saw God was Alanis Morrissette.

[The Mad Hatter]

Ah, these guys again. Yes, their sheer lack of a sense of humor is in itself extremely hilarious. A little odd how their newer reviews break up every single freakin' paragraph with banner ads from TurboChristian websites, not to mention more scripture than review. Guys like this give Christianity a bad name.

I'm also glad to learn that bare butts aren't Christian. Fannies must have been developed by Satan, then...

[Calhoun07]

Don't forget animals urinating. That's just evil! EEEEHHHHHVVVIIIIHHHHHHLLLLLLLL!

[James Harvey]

I still can't get enough of their DOGMA review. 38 minutes. I can't get ove the fact he stayed in there only 38 minutes. How can anyone be offended by a satire? And the animals urinating...classic...plus i like how they peg read-end flashing as homosexuality. These guys are classic!

[Calhoun07]

All their reviews for animated movies and movies geared towards kids are something else. These guys make the WB censors look LIBERAL!

[Nightflower]

Originally posted by calhoun07
All their reviews for animated movies and movies geared towards kids are something else. These guys make the WB censors look LIBERAL!

The one of a movie called "Who gets the house?" or something like that is also pretty funny. It was the only one (Besides "Mary Poppins") that they gave a full score of....and it should also be noted that the reviewer was the only one in the theater watching it.

[joker]

this is pathetic, i am a babtist, and i think thses guys are right about some things on most of the sack religios things but most of the others are just plain stupid. man in under wear? they have to be joking. ive learned to be tolerant of other poeple and their beliefs/actions that i dont agree with, these people need to lighten up.