Batman, Superman, & Beyond Funny Quote #1

[James Harvey]

Welcome to the first Batman, Superman & Beyonsd Funny Quote! Same rules apply! The pictures will alternate between Batman/Superman pics and Batman beyond pics. Remember, keep the quotes clean and in the PG bracket. Here's this week's pic:

http://www.toonzone.net/worldsfinest/morewfepisodes/tc2.jpg

Enjoy!

[Bird Boy]

Bruce-(mumbling)Great..Superman.
Superman-What was that Bruce?
Bruce-Nothing

or

Superman-So, I figured Terry should join the JLU!
Bruce-Why?
Superman-So...uh.....hmmm...

or

Superman-Hey Bruce!
Bruce-I could still take you
Superman-Take me? Take me where?
Bruce-*leaping in the air* down!!

or

Terry-Bruce, this is Superman!
Bruce-I know
Terry-Oh..well, that sorta kills the dramatic introduction then.

or

Superman-Hi bruce!
Bruce-Shove it kent
Terry-Wayne! That's not nice! I want you to be nice before our guests!
Bruce-Make me!
Terry-(looking over at Superman) Sorry..he gets a little fussy before nap time.

and that's what I came up with... they're probably all stupid but, I had fun thinking em' up.. :)

-BB

[langden alger]

so clark...i never did tell you about the time i busted terry for throwing that wild party in the batcave did i?

[Karkull]

Superman: "So...what is it with you and youthful wards anyway?"

[Kal-el]

Bruce: "No Terry, I did not end up with Lois Lane."
Superman: "Hehehe."


Superman: "It's really too bad, Bruce. Some of us get more distinguished with age and some of us..."
Bruce: "Oh shut up Clark...you big bragger."
Terry: "Hehe...he got you good Bruce...hehehe."

[Shriek]

Superman - "You really are one old, ugly bastard!"

[Salvor]

Ok it doesn't make much sense but I couldn't come up with anything better:

Superman: "You look great Bruce! Younger than ever..."
Terry: "Actually my name is Terry... there is Bruce..."
Superman: "Oh... sorry... hi Bruce, you look... very old."

Or

Bruce: "Anybody ever told ya you look just like George Clooney?"
Superman: "Yeah I get that a lot..."
Terry: "Way to go, supes..."

[Bruce Wayne]

Superman: Did you just fart?
Terry:What!? NO!
Bruce: *blushes*

Superman:Terry, having girl problems?
Terry: No...
Superman: Is it a guy??
Bruce: Clark!

[Bic]

Superman: "I see that you're wearing pink today Terry."
Bruce: "Oh god, you're still wearing Dana's panties?"
Terry: "Actually it's my mom's."

...or...

Superman: "Wow Terry, that pink bra and panties plus the garters combo looks good on you."
Bruce: "First the kid steals my Batsuit, and now he raids my closet!? That was my favorite set too..."

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Is it just me or is Kal's face kinda lecherous in that image? Kinda made it hard to keep it PG level. :D

[Kal-el]

Originally posted by Bic

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Is it just me or is Kal's face kinda lecherous in that image? Kinda made it hard to keep it PG level. :D

He looks kinda cocky to me.

[Manhunter]

Superman:I see you still have the nudes of Wonder Woman.

[Barb Gordon]

here's my hand at this, forgive me if I fail miserably,lol!

Superman: *glances at Terry, back at Bruce* So he's the newest one?
Bruce: yep
Superman: *says to Bruce* This is the best you could come up with?!
Terry: Hey, I heard that!

or

Bruce: So do you want him?
Terry: what?!
Superman: no way, you picked him, you keep him
Terry: hey!

or

*Terry looks at Supes and Bruce*
Terry: God, I hope I never look that ugly when I get old...
Supes & Bats: we heard that
Terry: ...hehe.....crap....

Barb^-^

[Beyond Batman]

Superman- "I've got this.... itch. I can't quite reach."

Bruce- "Terry?"

Terry- "Hey, don't look at me?