AniGen Board Funny Quote #1

[James Harvey]

I was gonna start this on Sunday, but I thought I'd jump the gun! Well the rules remain the same. Keep the funny quote in the PG bracket or else it will be deleted! Here's the first AniGen Funny Quote:

http://wf.toonzone.net/funnyquotes/1.jpg

Enjoy!

[DR. BELCH]

CROW #1: Hey, Buzzy, you ever hear that ol' urban legend about the trainer who tries to give an elephant with tummy trouble elephant an enema and winds up buried in a couple tons'a steaming Jumbo flop?
CROW #2 (BUZZY): [exasperated] Not now, Sirus!

[Joker85]

Dumbo: Oh my God!! Thats Elvis down there!! He really is STILL alive!!!:)

[Ricochet]

CROW #1: Come on, ya stinkin packyderm! You'll never perfect your Wile E. Coyote impression if you don't practice!

[redDragon]

Dumbo: You mean if I fly off this cliff you'll give me a pack of peanuts?

[Singin' Stray Cat]

Dumbo: You're kidding! The Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about?!

[LightAngel]

No, I aint goin' down there. I don't care how many Pokemon dolls you got down there to soften the landing.

[Joe Tully]

"Well I think I seen about everything...
When I seen an ele--
*SPLAT*

*Crows look at each other with disturbed, sad looks. One takes out trumpet and plays taps whille others remove hats.*

[Manhunter]

Crow:OK,fellas,let's just pray he didn't have beans for lunch.

[James]

The staring competition between the crows and the elephant soon become a popular pastime and it wasn't long until hundreds of crows were lining up to have a go. Queuing up behind the elephant's posterior, the crows were all totally unaware that with one brief flap of his ears, the elephant could eradicate any potential victor.

[DerekPowers]

dumbo: wha?????? my movie's only 60 minutes!!! i dont know what thats all about, but Okay!

[Leaping Larry Jojo]

Dumbo: AUGGHHH! Gotta get that crow stew out of my system...

[Batgirl_2005]

OK! If you live through this, you're going on a diet!!!!!

(d'oh... ^^; that was stupid...)