Justice League Funny Quote #1

[James Harvey]

Welcome to the very first Justice League Funny Quote! I was gonna put this up Sunday, but I figured I'd start a few days early. Remember to keep the jokes clean and in the PG range, okay? Well - let's begin!

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Enjoy!

[Bird Boy]

Flash-"I don't believe it!"
WW-"Me either!"
Superman-"Me Three!"

Batman walks into the where they're standing.

Batman-"What are you looking at?"
The Three in Unison-"You're BRUCE WAYNE!"
Batman-"Ah nuts, I knew my head felt a bit cold.."

yeah..it's not all that good..but I tried.. :)

-BB

[langden alger]

superman:your right flash..hawkgirl's butt does look kinda big in that outfit.

[Karkull]

Flash: "Grant Morrison wants me to do what?"

[Kal-el]

Wonder Woman: "Is this some kind of Bust?"
Superman: "Why yes, WW, that's very impressive."
Flash: "Dude, I can't believe Supes said that!"


Batman: "Ok, Superman lean in and I'll get a picture of you and Wonder Woman. Ready? One, two, three...say chees...**click**...darn it Flash! Do you have to be in every picture?"


Batman: "Alright everyone! Picture time. Flash, give me a dumb look. Supes, lean to your right a little."
"Wonder Woman..wha? yes, yes, the light is fine." "Huh? Sure, sure you look great!...What is it?" "Yes, you can pose if you want to, I really don't care."
"Yea, ok, that's great. You're gorgeous...*mumbling*...snotty, pretentious little..."

[Ricochet]

WW: No! It can't be!
Superman: But it IS true!
Flash: Who woulda known? Marvin and Wendy were actually Lex Luthor and Catwoman in disguise!
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I dunno, at least I tried!

[Shriek]

Flash - Just as I suspected. Batman, You've gained some weight.

Superman - Yea I can see it in your butt.

Wonder Woman - Your chin is looking kinda chunky.



Really lame guys Sorry. But I had to think of something.

[DisneyBoy]

"What do you mean we were supposed to look better than this!?!"

[Joker85]

Superman: Dear God!!
Flash and Wonder Woman: What???
Superman: It's Joel Shumacher, over there!! Aghhh, he's worse than Kryptonite!!! Hellllppppp....

[redneckgoliath]

Wonder Woman: Great Hera!

Superman: I think I'm gonna puke.

Flash: I didn't know a fanboy could get that fat!

[Tim Drake]

Flash: Oh my God.
Superman: Its Elvis!!

[dendawg]

Flash: "Whoa, Bruce, you really gotta cut down on the Bat Beans, ok, dude?
Superman: "No kidding! Whew!"
Wonder Woman: "Shut up, Clark! We've all smelled your super farts after you ate the red kryptonite burritos Lex Luthor sent you!"
:D :D :D

[mosszonedotcom]

"We see dead people!"

[Luminous]

WW: "You can't be serious, Kal?!"

Flash: "Did you say 'Gleek'?"

Supes: "Yes, Wally, it's true. You are being replaced by a little, blue space monkey. He's funnier than you and even HE passed the test his first time out in the Javelin 7."

[DR. BELCH]

FLASH: Hey, check this out. If I take the webcam, train it on my face, angle it just so, then put my image on the Justice Computer screen, and magnify it about a hundred times--ta-dahhh!
WONDER WOMAN: Ewwwww! That is sick! Your nose hairs look like a forest! Yuck! And there's one peering out of your right nostril! Uck! It's even worse when you breathe hard! I'm--I'm going to vomit!
SUPERMAN: I'd recommend you trim them, Flashy. If they grow out any longer they might keep you from being as aerodynamic.

[Kal-el]

Superman: "Great Scott!!"
Wonder Woman: "Oh my goodness!"
Flash: "Holy...I didn't realize Batman's utility belt actually held up his pants! Nice boxers Bats! Hehe."

[doctorcrime]

flash: this is like the worst bizzarro that luthor's sent us yet. i mean, look at the distorted caveman face, the crooked S sheild. well, do we have to humor him the whole run of this show?

[Jimmy Kustes]

Superman: A little help! Spider-man just webbed me to the cieling!
Flash: See ya!
Wonder Woman: Wait up.....um, if you can!

I don't know what I'm writing but supes looks like he has webs on him

[Russkafin]

"Maggie Sawyer is a WHAT???"

[Karkull]

Originally posted by Russkafin
"Maggie Sawyer is a WHAT???"

[Stifled snicker]...that was a good one.

[Trent Lane]

Supes: This is our biggest test ever
Flash: Oh God, we've got to watch Glitter!?!?!

I know, bad joke, need to loosen up on Mariah...

[The Flash]

DR. BELCH, I would NEVER do that! :D

[Manhunter]

"Uh, who turned on Buffy the musical?"

[JusticeLeagueLegion]

Wonder Woman: Take a good look at my costume...does it look better than the first one?

Superman: Well...it's almost as if I can see through it...oops sorry.

Okay, it was corny, but it was the best I could think up.

[JusticeLeagueLegion]

Flash--What's that?

Green Lantern--That's what I'd like to know...is that a mushroom on your head Guy Gardner?

[Ed Liu]

1. "Run! It's the Kids WB management, and they changed their minds about what kind of Justice League cartoon they wanted!"

2. "Is that AQUAMAN in that Cartoon Network spot?"

3. "OK, mental note. Nobody make fun of Batman's ears again."

-- Ed

[Karkull]

Flash: "It's Kids WB! Run!"

[Bic]

SFX (use breaking bones sfx with a lot of bass): SNAP!!!

Wonder Woman: "Great Hera!"

SFX: CRACK!!!

Superman: "Oh my god! Batman, no!"

SFX: KRIK-KRIK-KRIK-KRRRRRRACK!!!

Flash: Ouch! I never knew there were so many bones in a pinky! Note to self, do not litter in Gotham.