One Piece Bawdy Pirate Filk #1 Sing a song of Sanji

[shogunthethird]

To the tune of "Sloop John B." by the Beach Boys

We come on the Going Merry
The Straw hat pirates and me
we’re off to sail the grand line and find the one piece
A man about town
I’m always shot down
well I guess there’s no chance
For Nami and me

So hoist up the Merry’s sail
See how the mainsail sets
Someone tell Usopp he ain’t the captain
so let me get some,

oh let me get some
My luck with women’s
like Lupin the third

Ronanoro got beat
the blood level’s three feet deep
and he’s now on the maindeck a-sleepin’ it off
oh nami my love
come from up above, yeah yeah
lemon filk’s the one chance, for me to get some

So hoist up the merry’s sail
See how the mainsail sets
I may be handsome that doesn’t make me yaoi
Let me get some, let me get some
I wanna get some, yeah yeah
(Hoist up the Merry’s sail)
Hoist up the Merry
I wanna get some, oh let me get some,

I couldn’t get less if this was 4kids

Then Buggy he went to bits
and started to throwin’ fits
All because Luffy made some fun of his nose
(Fun of his nose)

this cruise is Far-gone
and there goes Arlong

this Friggin’ journey, just keeps goin’ on

So hoist up the Merry’ sail
See how the mainsail sets
it’s been (fill in years since release) years and we’re still on the cruise
Let me get some, Oh but that I could, yeah yeah

at the rate I’m going, I’ll die a virgin