Caption This - 6/5/04

[Jon Cooke]

1. There will be one picture per week. Only I, Matthew, Thad, or Jack will post them.

2. You may post as many captions as you like. BUT: Please do not do any of these threads yourselves, because we are trying to keep it classic cartoon oriented and keep the board un-cluttered. All other "copycats" will be moved to the Fun and Games board.

3. No requests for the moment. we have plenty lined up.

4. Be funny!

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[Jack]

Donald isn't going to like it when he finds out what Daisy has been doing in her spare time.

[Thad Komorowski]

Bugs: "Why the hell do you have to be 18 to buy pictures of plucked poultry anyway?!"


-Thad

[ThePeterNetwork]

What's the big deal anyway? Nobody complains about us walking around nude.

[Daffysleftfoot]

At first Bugs thought that it would be tantilizing to see Petunia Pig in a centerfold until he remembered that she's 67.:eek:

[candy17]

http://lantz.toonzone.net/1940s/caption/87156-Bugs-Daffy.jpg
Bugs had to choose: either see the Playmate for May or go to the bathroom and leave his magazine with Daffy.

or

Pepe Le Pew isn't the only one who believes in having a sexual interest for another species.

or

Daffy had a good reason to look worried: Playduck had just released those pictures he did when "he was young and needed the money".

[shogunthethird]

Hey Daffy....you didn't tell me you went in for beak enhancement surgery

[Der Captain]

The ever-jaded Bugs was not shocked by anything he saw until he got to Daffy's striptease photos from "The Wise Quacking Duck" on page 43.

OR

BUGS: Just reading it for the articles, Daffy.

DUCK: Yeah, right! You said that when I caught you reading "Barely Legal Weasels".

OR

DAFFY: Hey, folks, you don't want to see what Bugs is covering up with that magazine!

[Jave]

Bugs: Hey! What is Lola doing posing for Playduck?
Daffy: Beats me... last week I saw Melissa on Playbunny...

[Daffysleftfoot]

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"Hey, look at this, Daffy! Her turn ons are: insatiable greed, arrogant insanity, and jumping around shouting WOO HOO WOO HOO!!!"

[Nick]

Daffy: Expect to see the Tiny Toons in there.

[Daffysleftfoot]

Dang, this is the #545th issue featuring Porky with no pants. I'm sick of it already!

[Mibbitmaker]

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BUGS: "Eh, I don't know which is more distoibing: the pictures of duck goils, or th' way Daffy's lookin' at me (not dat dere's anyt'ing wrong wid dat!)!"

or

Caption: Well, we don't want to say much about the sordid scene, but.... the sound effect goes "bewwwwoop!" ;)

[Tom41]

Daffy: Just a minute buster - I thought we were coming here to see a MOVIE, not read... a... *looks at magazine* Woohoo-hoo-hoo!

Or

It's official. Reading PlayDuck magazine causes your animation to become worse!

[SloppyMoe]

http://lantz.toonzone.net/1940s/caption/87156-Bugs-Daffy.jpg
Bugs: "Ah, dis one must be yours-- "Dear Playduck, I'm a little black duck attending a small midwestern college. Lately, I've found myself getting turned-on whenever my rabbit pal tricks himself up in drag to fool hunters..." --Gee, Daffy, I didn't think you cared!"

[Geezil]

Daffy (holding himself back tightly in his chair): "Waitasecond, Bugs...you mean to tell me that's Webigail? Something about those Disney ducks sure makes 'em grow up fast!! Woo-hoo! Woo-hoo! Hoooooo!" :sweat:

[Cartman]

Daffy: Bugs, you thicken me looking at those women like that. [thinking] My God ith he ever going to get done reading that? What the hell doth he thee in ducks anyway when he'th a rabbit?

[Daffysleftfoot]

Alright!! Some hot Kate Haughton on Dusty Tails action!! ARRRRROOOOOOOOOOO!!! :wolfie:

[Lee Glover]

Bugs: Your photography's a bit shaky, Daffy.
Daffy: Well, I couldn't help it.
Bugs: Why? Were you nervous?
Daffy: No. Every time I see a beautiful model, I jump up and down and go "WOO-HOO! WOO-HOO!"

[Aquadementia]

At the check-in, Daffy was furious when they told him they were being bumped from first-class. But once they boarded the plane, found their seats, and discovered what kind of reading material was offered in low-class, he settled down and quietly waited for the in-flight movie to begin.

[Cartman]

Daffy looks longingly at the naked female ducks in the magazine, wishing he could meet them someday.

Daffy: Bugs, if the professor catches you reading that again, you'll be kicked out of class.

[Daffysleftfoot]

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"I don't care what Bob Guccione says. That is NOT the proper use for dynamite."

[Matthew Hunter]

Bugs: "Aw come on, Daffy. Those ain't real....or...ARe they?"