Brandon Pierce
10-28-2001, 08:47 PM
[CN Satellite, Jon shows up dressed as Krankor from the japanese movie Prince of Space]
Jon: Heh.... Heh.... heh... this is my costume for halloween! Heh, heh, heh... I am scary as Hec Ramsey am I not?! Heh, heh, heh, (button blinks) We have commercial sign. Heh, heh, heh.
[Commercials]
{After Commercials]
Matthew: So what are all of you gonna be for halloween?
Thad: Bing Crosby.
Gotlucky: Eddie Cantor.
Kiddiesunshine: Cab Callorway
Pietro: Bosko
Sogturtle: Eddie Seltzer.
Matthew: Ohhh... scary...
Thad: Howabout you?
Matthew: Turner. I mean he's evil... evil equals scary and all... [button flashes]
Kiddiesunshine: Whatthe...?
Sogturtle: Who could be calling us? I thought Turner was dead?
Pietro: Hit it anyway.
Kiddiesunshine:Naaa... might be a pool supply salesman. (patrick mcCart enters)
Patrick: Hey, guys what's up? Oh, I see someone's calling us. (hits button)
[Turner Cruiser, Turner and his gang are in a gold platted spacehip. Turner is at the wheel, Herb is in the back seat looking at a map, and Arlene is in the back baking muffins}
Turner: Heh, heh, whattaya think of my ship? Pretty fancy? You see, when CN got blown to smitherines, me and ma pals got into this ship and blasted off into orbit, where we can be closer to our captives. I call it, The Turner Cruiser.
[CN Satellite, everyone appears to be bored]
Jon (sarcastically): Yay.
[Turner Cruiser]
Turner: Well, if that's your attitude, I'll just have Arlene send you some REALLY bad cartoons.
Klasky: Can't do, Ted. I'm busy baking muffins.
Turner: Well, I was thinking of killing off Mitch Schauler...
Klasky: Okay, okay, I'll use my brain to send them some bad cartoons.
[CN Satellite]
Jon: No, seriously, I'm board. (alarm goes off)
Matthew: Ahhh! We got LT SIGN!!!
[Rugrats version of "The Old Grey Hare"]
[after cartoon]
Brandon: Crap. I was certain Matthew had killed off turner with that laser.
Matthew: Sorry guys... I guess I ruined everyone's happiness. (brian cuz enters with a remote control)
Brian: Why the long face? There's a way we can blast them. Here push this button. (matthew pushes button)
{space camera, we see the satellite blast off into the universe, and turner's ship spiralling out of control}
[turner cruiser]
Klasky: Hey, I'm TRYING to make a sandwich here!
Scannell: Where'd you learn to drive, Ted?
Turner: Oh, shut up!
[CN satellite, everyone has there faces stuck to the windshield]
Jon: Okay.... this is a tad down-putting.
Happy Heathen: Hey, Brian! You think you could slow us down?!
Brian: The button's stuck!
Jon: How fast is the ship going!
Brain: 1,000,000,000,000.65 miles per second.
Kiddiesunshine: Do you think the edge of the universe exits?
Brandon: It existed in the last Comedy Central episode of MST3K, which by the way is going off the air this December.
Pietro: At this rate how are we supposed to get back to earth? {satellite suddenly stops, and everyone crashes to the floor]
Jon: Ow! My spine! (alarm goes off) Get up, you guys, we gotta go!
[Redrawn version of "all this and rabbit stew with black hunter turned white]
[after cartoon]
Kiddiesunshine: Oh, yeah... Turner's getting his butt kicked when we get back to earth!
Jon: You mean IF we get back to earth. We'll be right back.
[Commercials]
[after commercials]
[Heathcliff episode "Raders of the Lost Cat]
[after cartoon]
Jon: Let's call Turner. I want answer to this him sending us cartoons. I know it's close to Halloween and he's suceeding on scaring us.
[turner cruiser]
Turner: You're scared. Ha! Maybe you're just finally losing your marbles! Anyway, until next time, I will have finally caught up with you kids with my turbo power rockets. Bye. [camera shuts off, credits begin]
Jon: Heh.... Heh.... heh... this is my costume for halloween! Heh, heh, heh... I am scary as Hec Ramsey am I not?! Heh, heh, heh, (button blinks) We have commercial sign. Heh, heh, heh.
[Commercials]
{After Commercials]
Matthew: So what are all of you gonna be for halloween?
Thad: Bing Crosby.
Gotlucky: Eddie Cantor.
Kiddiesunshine: Cab Callorway
Pietro: Bosko
Sogturtle: Eddie Seltzer.
Matthew: Ohhh... scary...
Thad: Howabout you?
Matthew: Turner. I mean he's evil... evil equals scary and all... [button flashes]
Kiddiesunshine: Whatthe...?
Sogturtle: Who could be calling us? I thought Turner was dead?
Pietro: Hit it anyway.
Kiddiesunshine:Naaa... might be a pool supply salesman. (patrick mcCart enters)
Patrick: Hey, guys what's up? Oh, I see someone's calling us. (hits button)
[Turner Cruiser, Turner and his gang are in a gold platted spacehip. Turner is at the wheel, Herb is in the back seat looking at a map, and Arlene is in the back baking muffins}
Turner: Heh, heh, whattaya think of my ship? Pretty fancy? You see, when CN got blown to smitherines, me and ma pals got into this ship and blasted off into orbit, where we can be closer to our captives. I call it, The Turner Cruiser.
[CN Satellite, everyone appears to be bored]
Jon (sarcastically): Yay.
[Turner Cruiser]
Turner: Well, if that's your attitude, I'll just have Arlene send you some REALLY bad cartoons.
Klasky: Can't do, Ted. I'm busy baking muffins.
Turner: Well, I was thinking of killing off Mitch Schauler...
Klasky: Okay, okay, I'll use my brain to send them some bad cartoons.
[CN Satellite]
Jon: No, seriously, I'm board. (alarm goes off)
Matthew: Ahhh! We got LT SIGN!!!
[Rugrats version of "The Old Grey Hare"]
[after cartoon]
Brandon: Crap. I was certain Matthew had killed off turner with that laser.
Matthew: Sorry guys... I guess I ruined everyone's happiness. (brian cuz enters with a remote control)
Brian: Why the long face? There's a way we can blast them. Here push this button. (matthew pushes button)
{space camera, we see the satellite blast off into the universe, and turner's ship spiralling out of control}
[turner cruiser]
Klasky: Hey, I'm TRYING to make a sandwich here!
Scannell: Where'd you learn to drive, Ted?
Turner: Oh, shut up!
[CN satellite, everyone has there faces stuck to the windshield]
Jon: Okay.... this is a tad down-putting.
Happy Heathen: Hey, Brian! You think you could slow us down?!
Brian: The button's stuck!
Jon: How fast is the ship going!
Brain: 1,000,000,000,000.65 miles per second.
Kiddiesunshine: Do you think the edge of the universe exits?
Brandon: It existed in the last Comedy Central episode of MST3K, which by the way is going off the air this December.
Pietro: At this rate how are we supposed to get back to earth? {satellite suddenly stops, and everyone crashes to the floor]
Jon: Ow! My spine! (alarm goes off) Get up, you guys, we gotta go!
[Redrawn version of "all this and rabbit stew with black hunter turned white]
[after cartoon]
Kiddiesunshine: Oh, yeah... Turner's getting his butt kicked when we get back to earth!
Jon: You mean IF we get back to earth. We'll be right back.
[Commercials]
[after commercials]
[Heathcliff episode "Raders of the Lost Cat]
[after cartoon]
Jon: Let's call Turner. I want answer to this him sending us cartoons. I know it's close to Halloween and he's suceeding on scaring us.
[turner cruiser]
Turner: You're scared. Ha! Maybe you're just finally losing your marbles! Anyway, until next time, I will have finally caught up with you kids with my turbo power rockets. Bye. [camera shuts off, credits begin]