murmur
05-30-2004, 08:11 PM
Disclaimer: All general discussion for "Starcrossed" should remain in the "Starcrossed" talkbalk thread. This thread is for making and responding to our own humorous versions of the episode. If people start asking about the episode itself here, rather than the satires, then the mods will probably close the thread (and rightfully so).
Here are my own lame attempts at humor for the episode. Feel free to post your own.
***
(GL files over to Hawkgirl.)
HAWKGIRL: You should go back to work. There's no trouble here.
GL: Are you kidding? Look at that thing!
HG: Omigod! That robot is floating in mid-air! And it's delivering some sort of message...it's so noisy too!
GL: Huh? What was that? I totally missed what you said...
***
Hro: You need our help to face the GREATEST EVIL IN THE UNIVERSE!
UN Delegate 1: You mean Darkseid?
UN Delegate 2: Or is it Despero?
UN Delegate 3: No, it's gotta be those aliens that took over Mars and nearly creamed us...
Hro: (sigh) No, it's somebody else you've never heard of...But this time you're really in trouble, I mean it, really! (To himself) I should've picked on a planet that wasn't used to mortal danger...
***
Thanagarian soldier: What are you doing away from the group?
Batman (in UN disguise): Um, excuse me a moment...(tosses an exploding batarang at the Mega-whatever robot promo thing; it goes boom)...sorry, you can get back to catching me red-handed now.
TS: Oh not at all...thank you! That thing was bugging us too! Here, have a head start in the chase scene...I'll even let you change into your normal costume so you look cooler while trying to escape.
***
Superman: To the Javelin!
Thanagarians: We don't think so. (They obliterate it.)
Superman: Um, that's okay, I'll er...use my heat vision on it again. We even repaired it after that hydrogen explosion in the beginning of "War World!"
Thanagarians: Yeah, well, we can't be held resposible for the plot holes of another episode, okay? Besides, we're trying to help you transition to a more flexible character roster and you can't all share the same ride anymore.
***
Thanagarian on the TV monitors: We are here only to serve you. You obey us, enabling us to serve you, then you will have been served. No, wait, that sounds too much like a dance movie. Okay, you obey us first, then we serve you. That is, insofar as you obey. So our service through your servitude will have completed the circle and...Eh, why lie? We kicked your butts and you're screwed.
***
WW: We can't stand by and let these brutes have their way!
BM: Come on, can't you contain your warrior pride for like 5 minutes?
WW (already in the air rescuing the innocents): Um, no?
BM: Arrgh...well did you HAVE to fly?!
***
HG: Goodbye John, I'm off to find a place where there are no secrets.
GL: Where's that?
HG: Toonzone. I'm going to the spoiler thread to tell the Americans all about this episode.
Here are my own lame attempts at humor for the episode. Feel free to post your own.
***
(GL files over to Hawkgirl.)
HAWKGIRL: You should go back to work. There's no trouble here.
GL: Are you kidding? Look at that thing!
HG: Omigod! That robot is floating in mid-air! And it's delivering some sort of message...it's so noisy too!
GL: Huh? What was that? I totally missed what you said...
***
Hro: You need our help to face the GREATEST EVIL IN THE UNIVERSE!
UN Delegate 1: You mean Darkseid?
UN Delegate 2: Or is it Despero?
UN Delegate 3: No, it's gotta be those aliens that took over Mars and nearly creamed us...
Hro: (sigh) No, it's somebody else you've never heard of...But this time you're really in trouble, I mean it, really! (To himself) I should've picked on a planet that wasn't used to mortal danger...
***
Thanagarian soldier: What are you doing away from the group?
Batman (in UN disguise): Um, excuse me a moment...(tosses an exploding batarang at the Mega-whatever robot promo thing; it goes boom)...sorry, you can get back to catching me red-handed now.
TS: Oh not at all...thank you! That thing was bugging us too! Here, have a head start in the chase scene...I'll even let you change into your normal costume so you look cooler while trying to escape.
***
Superman: To the Javelin!
Thanagarians: We don't think so. (They obliterate it.)
Superman: Um, that's okay, I'll er...use my heat vision on it again. We even repaired it after that hydrogen explosion in the beginning of "War World!"
Thanagarians: Yeah, well, we can't be held resposible for the plot holes of another episode, okay? Besides, we're trying to help you transition to a more flexible character roster and you can't all share the same ride anymore.
***
Thanagarian on the TV monitors: We are here only to serve you. You obey us, enabling us to serve you, then you will have been served. No, wait, that sounds too much like a dance movie. Okay, you obey us first, then we serve you. That is, insofar as you obey. So our service through your servitude will have completed the circle and...Eh, why lie? We kicked your butts and you're screwed.
***
WW: We can't stand by and let these brutes have their way!
BM: Come on, can't you contain your warrior pride for like 5 minutes?
WW (already in the air rescuing the innocents): Um, no?
BM: Arrgh...well did you HAVE to fly?!
***
HG: Goodbye John, I'm off to find a place where there are no secrets.
GL: Where's that?
HG: Toonzone. I'm going to the spoiler thread to tell the Americans all about this episode.