Extra Special Bonus Caption This - 5/15/04

[Jon Cooke]

NOTE: Last week we actually forgot to put up a new Caption This. So, to make up for such a horrible mistake we proudly present a bonus Caption This for this week only...

1. There will be one picture per week (uh, except this week...). Only I, Matthew, Thad, or Jack will post them.

2. You may post as many captions as you like. BUT: Please do not do any of these threads yourselves, because we are trying to keep it classic cartoon oriented and keep the board un-cluttered. All other "copycats" will be moved to the Fun and Games board.

3. No requests for the moment. we have plenty lined up.

4. Be funny!


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[Thad Komorowski]

Scrooge: "So then this middle-aged fella (looked older than me!) came to m' mansion, tells me his name is Eisner, and he says to me, "I'll trade you my position on the Disney board of directors for your house", so's I do's it... I wanted to save money for the company o' course, so's I decided 'Hey, who needs these glossy DVDs of me nephew and his rodent friend when they could have cheap DVDs of KIM POSSIBLE instead?" And tha's how I got where I am now!"

Huey: "Gee, Unca Scrooge..."
Dewey: "Sounds like you got screwed..."
Louie: "But deserved it!"


-Thad

[The G Man]

Donald was in desperate need of today's newspaper, which he was told had an article about his forthcoming DVD set. Unfortunately it turned out to be another trick, and Huey, Dewey and Louie had no idea what a whippin' they were in for ...

[Pietro]

Donald discovers his uncle, Scrooge McDuck lying on a park bench at 1:00 am suffering from a severe hang-over. Scrooge would later find out that he pretty much demolished the entire town with his car. How did this whole ordeal start you may ask? A Mister Michael Eisner fired him only a few hours earlier.

-Pietro:daffy:

[Howard]

Donald: So that's who keeps stealing my newspapers!

[DarthGonzo]

Scrooge laments the fact that there never will be a "Chronological Ducktales" Disney Treasure set.

[Cartman]

Donald sees his future after the Disney Company has laid him off.

[shogunthethird]

Scrooge: The park again? Tha's it.....I don't care how good the scotch is, Gyro, Fenton and Launchpad's microbrewery is so closed once this hangover wears off

[Paul Penna]

Donald: "Bad news, Uncle Scrooge?"
Scrooge: "They kicked out Eisner... and replaced him with Flintheart Glomgold!"

[TnAdct1]

Donald Duck discovers the shocking truth about Uncle Scrooge: his fortune was used by Disney to finance "Home on the Range" and the Spring 2004 Touchstone Pictures line-up.

[SloppyMoe]

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Uncle Scrooge: "Adam West's sales pitch on TV was so convincing...so I ended up investing my entire fortune in those phone card/internet access kiosk thingies. He said it was an all-cash, turn-key business, and I could be my own boss... and look what happened. I was a bloody fool. There should still be a bit of muscatel left under the sports section, nephew; be a good lad, and hand it to me..."

[Boy Wonder]

So this is the thing my dad has been doin, the World Series of Dice.

[Tom41]

So THAT'S what happened to Scrooge McDuck after DuckTales finished...

Or

Scrooge: Honestly, Donald, those kids said they just wanted to give me a free newspaper!

[Der Captain]

The Disney Channel proudly presents the all new animated version of "Fear Factor". In tonight's episode Scrooge McDuck invests in dot com companies and Pinnochio eats Jiminy Cricket. Also stay tuned later on for "Who wants to marry seven dwarves?"

[ThePeterNetwork]

Donald (to the nephews): Okay, now that we found the original, we can get rid of that evil clone that's ruining Uncle Scrooge's fortune.

[Aquadementia]

If Donald hadn't of shown up shown up just then, Scrooge McDuck would have gotten away with getting his first full night of sleep since the triplets moved in.

[Anime 51]

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"You've been smokin' quack again, haven't you?"

[Cartman]

"Okay rummy, get off that bench before I haul your drunken tailfeathers in."

[candy17]

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On the next "Toon Disney True Hollywood Story", we look inside Scrooge McDuck, his raging alcoholism, and how Donald Duck and his three illegitimate children were co-dependents in all of this.